Chapter seven hundred and seventy-first three dozen white bones
But the mountain is called Baihu Ridge. There is a fairy on Baihu Ridge called Baigu Lady. Baigu Lady is far above the steep ridge. Seeing Tang Monk meditating on the ground, there were only Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha around, I couldn't help but be overjoyed and said to myself: "Creation! Making of Good Deeds" ! I once heard that a monk Tang from Dongtu took Mahayana. He was originally the incarnation of Jin Chanzi, a pure yang body that practiced for ten generations. As long as you eat a piece of his flesh, you can live forever. If you can go with him, you can immediately Becoming an immortal, I don’t want to meet him today!”
The white bone spirit had an excited light flashing in its eyes. Seeing that Tang Seng had two generals under his left and right men, he did not dare to approach him rashly.
Although Bajie and Sha Seng have no great ability, after all, one is Marshal Tianpeng and the other is a roller blind general. The White Bone Spirit is not very good at practicing, but it is difficult to get close to him.
"Here! Tang Monk's mortal body with naked eyes, I turned into a girl and went to lie to him, and I would definitely capture him back into the cave!"
The White Bone Demon transformed into a beautiful girl with a beautiful face, with beautiful eyebrows and beautiful eyes, white teeth and red lips.
Then he carried a green sand jar in his left hand and a green magnetic bottle in his right hand. He walked slowly and rushed straight to Master Tang Seng and disciple.
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Besides, Tang Seng meditated on the spot, closed his eyes and rested.
Suddenly, I heard the sound of wind in my ears. When I opened my eyes quickly, I found that I had arrived in a chaotic world. A man in blue suddenly appeared in front of me.
Tang Monk was shocked and said that he had been caught by a demon and was about to shout.
The man in green clothes slowly spoke, "I am the leader of the Lingbao Tianzun Tongtian Sect, Tang Sanzang, you are traveling west but you have no power to protect yourself. I can give you the power to protect yourself now, you are willing!"
Tang Monk was moved and said, "I pay homage to the Heavenly Lord. If I receive the gift from the Heavenly Lord, I will be willing."
The full name of Lingbao Tianzun, the Shangqing Lingbao Tianzun, is one of the three purities. It is the same as Taiqing Daode Tianzun and Yuqing Yuanshi Tianzun.
Although Lingbao Tianzun’s name is not as good as Laozi and Yuanshi, it ranks second in Taoism.
(Note from the author of Conscience: In the mythological system, the Shangqing Lingbao Tianzun is not the leader of Tongtian Sect, but the leader of Tongtian Sect is a person fabricated by the Romance of the Gods.)
The man in blue smiled: "It's so good, I can teach you the martial arts of self-defense."
When Tang Seng heard this, he immediately looked bitter: "I can learn martial arts without the power of a chicken?"
The man in blue clothes said, "Don't worry, I will naturally teach you how to learn."
He paused and said, "I have a treasure, which is a mirror. As long as you play the appearance and charm of the person in the mirror according to what I said, you can gain the extraordinary martial arts of the person in the mirror."
Tang Monk moved and said, "I wonder who the Heavenly Lord wants me to play?"
The man in blue clothes said, "You will know in the future."
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Time flies.
Tang Monk closed his eyes and meditated for only a few dozen breaths, but he had been practicing with the man in the green shirt for several months in the chaotic world.
He opened his eyes and saw a girl walking slowly under the mountain road ahead with a basket. The girl looked as beautiful as a fairy, and she could be said to be: her green sleeves gently shaking her jade bamboo shoots, and her Hunan skirt tilted to show her golden lotus. The pink flowers contain dew, and the dust blew the Emei willows and smoke.
When Zhu Bajie saw this, he immediately put down the nails, tidied up his head, walked towards the girl with a swagger, and grinned and said, "Female donor, female donor, where are you going? What is it in his hand?"
The beautiful girl transformed from the White Bone Demon said delicately: "Elder, my green jar contains fragrant rice and fried gluten in the green jar. I came here to send you vegetarian food."
She looked at Tang Monk with eyes full of waves.
Zhu Bajie was overjoyed and said, "Master is hungry, and a monk who is vegetarian comes with vegetarian food. We can have a full meal."
Tang Monk suddenly stood up, looked at the White Bone Spirit, and asked, "Is it really a vegetarian meal? There is no meat at all?"
The White Bone Spirit hurriedly said, "The elder should eat it with confidence. It's all vegetarian food, so it's definitely not a bit of meat."
She was about to approach with the jar.
Tang Monk frowned and said, "There is no meat, so how do you eat it at the Sajia family? What's the point of eating vegetarian food?"
White Bone Spirit:???
Zhu Bajie:???
Monk Sha:???
The White Bone Spirit was stunned for a moment. Damn, do you want to eat meat? Is this a monk?
Tang Monk waved his hand and said, "Do you have any meat? Come and sprinkle a lot of your money."
The White Bone Demon became even more confused. After a while, he hurriedly said, "Yes, yes! I still have a few kilograms of cooked meat in this jar."
But he sneered in his heart: "No matter if you, a monk, eat meat and vegetarian food, you have to be my wife Baigu's ration today!"
The White Bone Demon took out three or four slices of cooked pork from the jar. How did he have cooked pork? It turned out that it was made of frogs and toads.
"Elder, I'll cut meat for you." The White Bone Demon took out the knife with a smile.
"Okay, you can cut ten kilograms of essence first, and cut them into sauce, so don't see any fat on it!" Tang Seng nodded and said.
White Bone Spirit:???
Damn, do you monk ask for so much?
She took a deep breath, and a small impatience would cause trouble! Tell me, cut me!
I will lie to him out later and catch him back into the hole to enjoy.
At that moment, the White Bone Spirit took out ten kilograms of semen from the jar, and cut them into the sauce with a knife. After cutting them, he smiled and took them forward: "Elder, how do you eat them?"
Tang Monk frowned and said, "What should I eat? Wait first, then pick ten kilograms of fat meat for me. Don't see some semen on it, but also cut it into sauce."
The knife in the White Bone Demon's hand was clattering.
Damn, is this monk finished?
Tolerance, I tolerate it!
A small impatience will cause trouble!
The White Bone Demon took a deep breath, took out ten kilograms of fat fat from the jar, and cut it into sausage.
By the time she finished cutting, the sun had already arrived at the middle of the sky and hung high.
He took it forward and said with a smile: "Elder, it's noon now, hurry up and take it to eat!"
Tang Seng said: "Let's stay! If you give me another ten kilograms of gold cartilage, you should also chop it into sauce, so don't see some meat on it!"
White Bone Spirit:@#$%…
Damn, is this dog monk playing with me?
Can this small jar take out ten kilograms of gold cartilage, can you not tell me?
The White Bone Demon could no longer hold it back, and his hands slowly grew sharp claws, and he said in a slight sensation: "Monster, are you here to entertain me specifically!"
Tang Monk took a step forward, grabbed the fat and thin sausage, and hit the White Bone Spirit, sneered, "You can only see that? The Sa family is just enjoying you, the fairy!"
The meat sauce flew out, like a meat rain.
Zheng Guan... The White Bone Spirit could no longer hold back, and a burst of anger rushed straight from under his feet to the top door. The fire of ignorance in his heart saw Tang Monk stepping out of the circle that Sun Wukong stepped out and said sternly: "Stinky Monk,
I kill you!"
Immediately rushed towards Tang Seng.
"Haha, it's a good time! I'll eat it!"
Amid the thunderous laughter, Tang Seng dodged and then kicked out, hitting the lower abdomen of the White Bone Spirit.
The White Bone Demon was kicked out directly.
Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha: (⊙o⊙) Damn!
Is this his master still ours?
Why do you feel like you have changed?
The White Bone Demon was also stunned by this kick. My mother, a fairy, actually made a monk fuck her.
The Tang Dynasty Lu Zhishen Monk took a step forward, stepped on the chest of the White Bone Spirit, and shook it hard.
Crack Crack Crack.
The sound of bone breaking came.
The White Bone Demon screamed.
Immediately afterwards, Tang Lu Zhishen Monk picked up the big and small fist of the vinegar bowl and said grimly: "You little fairy dare to show off your changes in front of the Sa family! Humph! The trick of the devil is so good that you dare to show off your axe and take a punch from the Sa family!
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Bang!
(╬￣Dian￣)=○#(￣#)3￣)
The punch fell directly on the nose of the White Bone Spirit, causing blood to burst out, and the nose was crooked halfway, but it seemed like an oil sauce shop was opened: salty, sour, spicy, and all the hairs were rolled out.
The White Bone Demon said in a panic: "You are looking for death, I..."
Tang Sengdao: "What a fairy, you dare to say something! The Great Powerful Heavenly Dragon, the Great Luo Magic Mantra!"
Tang Monk lifted his fist as big as a sandbag and punched the White Bone Spirit's eye socket.
Bang!
(╬￣Dian￣)=○#(￣#)3￣)
"Ah!" The white bone demon screamed, his eyes cracked, and his eyes burst out, as if he had opened a colorful silk shop: red, black, and crimson, all of them were about to come out.
The White Bone Spirit screamed and begged for mercy, "Good monk, spare me! The White Bone Spirit will never dare to do it again!"
Tang Seng sneered: "Little fairy, if you are strong with the Sa family, the Sa family will forgive you. If you beg for mercy like this, the Sa family will never forgive you! Prajna Buddhas, what about Prajna Pa!"
Bang!
(╬￣Dian￣)=○#(￣#)3￣)
This punch hit the temple of the White Bone Spirit, and the bone spirit's brain broke, as if it was a temple of water and land: chimes, cymbals, and cubes sounded together.
The White Bone Demon's body twitched a few times, and a white soul floated out of his mouth, and there was still a circle above his head.
This time, Tang Sanzang killed the White Bone Spirit with three punches, also known as the Three Bone Spirit.
Poor White Bone Demon practiced, but his life was lost.
Tang Monk watched the White Bone Demon fall straight to the ground, and after a moment, it turned into a bunch of pink skeletons.
Tang Monk approached and found a line of words on the back of the white bones, which was Mrs. White Bone. He sneered and said, "It turned out to be a zombie who was secretly traitorous. Here, I was so charming and killed, and then I realized my true appearance.
OK!"
When I turned around, I saw Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng with a look of seeing ghosts on their faces.
"Bajie, Sha Seng, why do you have such a expression?"
"Master... are you really our master?"
"Of course it's your master, can it still be fake?"
“…”
If it weren't for witnessing it with your own eyes, Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng would have thought they were dreaming.
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at the same time.
West, Daleiyin Temple.
The Tathagata sat upright on the ninth-grade lotus platform, and the Buddhas in the West stood beside him.
Thinking of the last time when Wuzhuang Temple, Tathagata looked solemn, thinking that the Demon Sect came in a fierce manner, and must have come to target Buddhism. Fortunately, Journey to the West was still on the right track.
"About time, Jin Chanzi has already walked to Baihu Ridge, right? There is a white bone lady on Baihu Ridge. She has a low cultivation level, but she has many wisdom and tricks."
Tathagata slowly spoke, "Then Monkey King should be able to eradicate the White Bone Spirit, but the ignorance of the Jin Chanzi is also the first time their master and disciple are separated. But now the Demon Sect is lurking in the dark, with dangers everywhere, Guanyin, you can see with the eyes of heaven
Look, has Tang Seng expelled Sun Wukong?"
Guanyin nodded, used the Heavenly Eye Pass, and after a while, he raised his throat and said in a panic: "World Master! Tang Sanzang beat the white bone deer to death with three punches!"
"Oh, this is the three fights of the White Bone Spirit. It seems that Journey to the West is still normal."
Tathagata smiled, and as he smiled, his expression frozen.
Damn it!
Tang Sanzang beat the white bone sperm to death with three punches??
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ps: Is anyone laughing? I write this chapter while laughing.