Chapter 8 Zishou is digging a hole for himself again
The system is also really funny.
You want to buy my dream with a broken mobile phone?
Zi Shou sneered in his heart, that's fine, as long as this mission fails, he can go home.
"Okay, I'm tired of being alone, let's retire from the court!" Zi Shou waved his sleeves and left the Jiujian Palace without bothering to talk to these ministers.
Now he just wants to play some exciting games with Su Daji, a great beauty.
Zishou went directly to Shouxian Palace.
In the Shou Immortal Palace, Su Daji came out to greet Zi Shou. She was only covered with a thin gauze. She was looming, and her curves were exquisite, enough to make all the beauties in the world eclipse her.
"Your Majesty, you're here!" Su Daji's lips parted slightly.
Zishou said straight to the point: "I want to play chess with you!"
A trace of resentment flashed in Su Daji's eyes, and she said coquettishly: "Your Majesty, are you here just to play chess? Don't you want to do something else?"
"What else can we do?" Zishou was stunned for a moment.
"Your Majesty, it's a beautiful time, do you want to go through the clouds and rain with me~!" Su Daji coyly lowered her head and hinted, and then looked at the soft bed not far away.
Zishou walked up to Su Daji and his voice became urgent: "Stop talking, I'm in a hurry, come on!"
Then he reached out and started to unbutton his crotch.
Su Daji raised her head, a trace of pride flashed across her face.
So impatient? Sure enough, yesterday's integrity was all disguised.
Even if you are an upright gentleman, you would never want to be Liu Xiahui in front of me!
"Come on!" Zi Shou unbuttoned his crotch and took out a huge chess board: "Let's play chess quickly. The battle will be more intense."
The proud expression on Su Daji's face solidified...
mmp, why are you hiding the chessboard in your pants?
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Early the next morning, the gate of Chaoge City opened wide.
Today is the time for Fei Zhong to lead his troops to conquer Beihai.
Fei Zhong put on ill-fitting armor, took the memorial early, and asked Zishou to send him troops and generals according to the list on the memorial.
Zi Shou opened the memorial and took a look. Well, there was a dense pile of names.
Throw it directly to the attendant and let the attendant read it.
"General Lu Xiong of the Left Army assisted, and Prime Minister Fang Bi, one of the vanguard..."
Zishou raised his eyebrows and said: "Old General Lu Xiong is old and is not suitable for expeditions. Please stay in Chaoge!"
Just kidding, although General Lu Xiong was frozen to death by Jiang Ziya in the original work without doing anything, he is a general after all, what if he wins the battle in an accident?
Zi Shou wanted to gather an "elite army", so how could he let Lu Xiong go?
"Fang Bi's prime minister has also changed, and he will keep the general." Zishou continued to pick people, and he didn't want anyone whose name sounded familiar, so as not to get an S-level character.
He who had never heard of his name was asked to follow Fei Zhong on the expedition to ensure that the war with Beihai would be defeated.
"These are good ones. Jin Dasheng, Dai Li, Wu Long, Chang Hao, General Fei, just take these guys on the expedition."
Zishou heard the name and was sure of it.
Jin Dasheng? Dai Li, Wu Long? Very good. When you hear it, it sounds like a name for a small role.
Especially Jin Daesheng, whose name sounds like a character who died in one episode of the TV series.
It’s just you!
Zishou nodded with satisfaction.
The civil and military ministers looked at each other in confusion. These people the king mentioned just came to join the army yesterday. So why did you choose them instead of others?
"You are a fool, you are really a fool!" Shang Rong, an old minister, cursed in his heart.
Wen Taishi has not been able to pacify Beihai so far, so the stupid army asked a sycophant and a few boys with no hair to attack Beihai on Wen Taishi's behalf?
What is this if not a foolish king?
Originally, I wanted to let the veteran Lu Xiong go with him. After all, he has experienced many battles. Although he is old, the veteran is still a veteran after all.
As a result, this foolish king simply left the person behind.
After selecting the person, the ministers originally wanted to dissuade him, but they were all stared back with cold eyes.
Did I want to win?
I wish these bastards would die on the front lines, so you want me to replace them?
Stop thinking and dreaming!
In this way, Fei Zhong set out with a group of "elite soldiers and fierce generals" selected by Zishou.
Zi Shou put on his royal robe and took Su Daji to the city wall to see him off, followed closely by the civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty.
Fei Zhong was wearing ill-fitting armor and riding a tall war horse. He bid farewell to Zi Shou with a dead expression on his face.
"Your Majesty, I will definitely conquer Beihai during this expedition." Although he felt a little scared in his heart, Fei Zhong still said with a flattering smile on his face.
"Well, Fei Aiqing, let's go! I'm waiting for your good news." Zishou emphasized the word "good".
Go and bring me news of the defeat as soon as possible.
Fei Zhong left Chaoge with 30,000 troops and set out for Beihai.
The farther away from Chaoge, the heavier Fei Zhong's mood became. If there were cigarettes in this era, I believe he would have been smoking one after another at this time.
Looking at the soldiers selected by Zi Shou, Fei Zhong showed a bitter smile.
"General Fei, don't worry, I will be with you in everything!" A newly recruited young general rode a horse and came to Fei Zhong's side, with an extremely confident expression on his face: "As your king, Yuan Hong will do his best to capture Beihai for your king.
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"Haha, do you know how to fight?" Fei Zhong replied impatiently.
"General Fei, we will know whether Yuan will fight when we get to the battlefield." Yuan Hong was not angry, but smiled mysteriously. There was an iron rod tied around his waist, shining with light.
"Haha, with our brothers here, General Fei doesn't have to worry. I think Yuan Futong is just a bit of a heretic, but our brothers can catch him easily!" Jin Dasheng, who joined the army with Yuan Hong and was highly regarded by his son, rode out of the road on horseback.
"Yes, general, with seven of our brothers here, we will surely capture Beihai within a month!" Wu Long said seriously.
"hehe!"
Fei Zhong was very disdainful and sneered, thinking that they were just newborn calves not afraid of tigers.
If His Majesty hadn't called them by name, how could Fei Zhong have noticed these people?
Seeing this, Yuan Hong smiled slightly and didn't say much.
Whether it is true or false will be known on the battlefield.
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Not mentioning Fei Zhong's military expedition to Beihai, Zishou felt extremely happy after seeing Fei Zhong off.
This old licking dog was finally sent away.
I'll keep all the soldiers and generals you can defeat, and leave a few less famous ones. I'll see how you win!
But... watching Fei Zhong leave, why do you always have a bad feeling in your heart?
Zi Shou shook his head and didn't take this feeling seriously.
After all, those who can be beaten will be allowed to stay, and the remaining ones who can be seen as walk-ons just by looking at their names will definitely not be able to fight.
After taking Su Daji back to the harem, Zishou said casually: "You go back first, I want to take a bath."
"Your Majesty~!" Su Daji took Zi Shou's hand, with a smile on her face and affectionate eyebrows, and whispered in his ear: "Your Majesty, don't you want to do something?"
Su Daji's voice was crisp, tingling, and full of temptation, which could make people's bones soften.
"What to do? Concubine, do you want to eat chicken?" Zishou raised his head.
Su Daji, a thousand-year-old vixen, reacted immediately, blushed and said shyly: "My lord, you are so good and bad, 嘤嘤嘤嘤~!"