The woman in front of her was like a cracked woman in the city. Her mouth was cracked behind her ears, revealing her dense teeth, and biting her head.
Zishou's entire head was bitten in her mouth.
"Huh? Why is it getting dark?"
A confused voice came from the female ghost's mouth: "Who will turn on the light?"
Everyone: Σ(っ°Д°;)っ
Brother! Your head is bitten into your mouth by the female ghost, and you ask why it’s dark.
At this moment, Zishou stretched out his hands to grab the female ghost's upper and lower jaws, slowly supported it up, and forced the female ghost's mouth to 180 degrees.
"Why should I swallow my head for no reason?" Zishou frowned and said, "Go to die!"
He grabbed the female ghost and threw it up, stretched out his hand and activated the Zhuxian Sword Formation, instantly smashing the female ghost.
...
After killing the female ghost, Zishou led everyone to continue moving forward. In order not to be too lonely, he borrowed a cell phone from the tourists and turned on the tremolo.
The deeper you go into the center of the fog, the more gloomy the surrounding environment becomes.
The ancient palace walls are mottled and fallen, and the rugged alleys are empty and cold. However, the sound of trains and pedestrians often come from a distance.
The combination of ancient and modern times has a sense of contradiction that has been reflected to the extreme. Coupled with the occasional white mourning flags and flying paper money in the alleys, it has also increased the gloomy feeling a lot.
A group of tourists in "strange costumes" walked in fear, making them even more strange.
At this moment, some strange sounds sounded in the crowd.
"The paper is short and the love is long, and I can't tell too many ripples. My story is all about you~"
"If you were asked to do it again, will you love me? Love makes people happy and will also bring torture~"
"Because I happened to meet you, I left my footprints to be beautiful. The wind blew the flowers and shed tears like rain, because I didn't want to separate."
"Cockroach medicine, rat poison, termite medicine..."
"How cold, I'm playing mud in the Northeast..."
"If you encounter the difficulty of drawing a card to guarantee the bottom line, the difficulty of abyss blocking, the difficulty of killing monsters and scraping, the difficulty of brushing the book to overcome fire, the difficulty of strengthening will be awkward, and the difficulty of being short of raw stones, so call me my name, Three Eyes and Five Show Immortal-
Oz, listen to the call, come and laugh."
"The old phlegm is edible, the feet are fermented, and the smoke is made of double preservatives, and the more you eat it, the more you taste it, the more you taste it!"
Zhu Jin looked at Zishou, who was swinging the tremolo, couldn't help but frown and said, "What are you doing?"
"Oh, I feel the atmosphere here is too gloomy, so I will release a tremolo to adjust it." Zishou said seriously.
Everyone: Σ(っ°Д°;)っ
It seems to be less gloomy.
But why can you also use tremolo here?
The road ahead gradually became narrow and narrow, and the fog became richer and thicker. It had reached a state where men and women were not distinguished from three meters away, and people and animals were not distinguished from seven meters away.
However, at this moment, a cute cat moan came from the darkness.
“Meow~!”
The cat's meow was soft and pleasant, just like the little kitten's coquettish sound, which instantly reminded people of a cute and cute little kitten.
At this moment, Zishou was immersed in the cute cat meow, and pure pastoral student cats appeared in his mind, sexy and charming leopard print little female cats...
Gradually, a light footstep sounded.
The "cat" in the black fog came out.
It was a pretty and cute cat face, with big eyes and a cute face. If cat lovers saw it, they had to pick it up and take a few deep breaths.
However, under the cat's face was the old lady's body, with a crutch on her body, and a stinky smell of corpse.
Everyone was so scared that their faces were pale and their eyes were filled with fear. They thought of a terrifying urban legend at the same time.
Zhu Jin's eyes also narrowed slightly. From this cat-faced person, she could feel an extremely gloomy and strange aura, which was still terrifying than the ghosts she had seen before!
There are not no ghosts in the world of mountains and seas, so Zhu Jin was not too surprised.
“Meow~!”
At this time, the old lady with cat face screamed softly, then slowly walked towards everyone with a crutch.
Step, step!
A powerful sense of oppression instantly surged into everyone's hearts, and everyone's face was filled with the words of fear.
At this moment, Zishou raised his head and stood in front of the old lady with a look of one man as a guard. He said loudly: "The holy fire is bright, and the holy light is shining!"
Zhu Jin was slightly stunned. Is this a kind of password?
"...All my disciples, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow!" Zi Su continued.
Zhu Jin:(▼Treasure▼#)
Everyone: Σ(っ°Д°;)っ
Cat-faced old lady:?_??
"Sorry, a little excited." Zishou walked to the old lady with a cat-faced look, looked at the other person with wisdom, and made a strange laugh: "Hehe..."
The cat-faced old lady felt a little bad. What did this man... want to do?
She could feel a great threat from this man, but she could not see the extraordinaryness of this man, so she could only be extremely vigilant.
At this moment, Zishou finally spoke. As soon as he opened his mouth, he spoke like a thief: "I wonder if my wife is willing to share the same bed with me tonight?"
Cat-faced old lady:???
Zhu Jin:???
Everyone:???
Damn, is it such a heavy taste?
This guy is so sexy?
The image of the sword fairy that had risen in the hearts of many people was destroyed at this moment.
Zishou was stunned when the old lady looked at her cat-faced face and looked at her with lustful eyes: "Hehe, I wonder if my wife is going to share the same bed with me tonight?"
Cat-faced old lady:@#$%...
The old lady with cat face took a deep breath and thought to herself that she wanted to die. Don’t blame me!
He raised his head and laughed, "Young man... I lost something. Can you help me find it?"
"Let me find something to put it first. I wonder if my wife is willing to share the same bed with me tonight?" Zishou stared at the old lady with cat face and continued to speak like a thief.
Cat-faced old lady:╬╬╬
"Young man, please help grandma find something. If you find it, grandma will repay you." The old lady with cat face coughed lightly and continued.
Zishou waved his hand and said seriously: "What useless thing is to be found, let's put it on first. I wonder if my wife will share the same bed with me tonight?"
Cat-faced old lady:@#$%!
Is this hooligan looking for death?
How dare you tease me!
Don't you know I'm a ghost!
The old cat-faced woman looked up at Zishou gloomy and said, "Young man, I'm embarrassed, please help me find it."
Zishou said, "I don't know that my wife will be here tonight. I wish...well, it's okay to find you first. Where are you losing your face?"
"It's thrown to the ground, young man, you have good eyes, please help me find it." The old lady with cat face said softly.
Zishou bent down and lowered his head: "Okay, helping others is the foundation of happiness. I like helping others the most. Grandma, you can call me a red scarf. By the way, grandma, would you like to share the same bed with me tonight?"
Cat-faced old lady:(▼Dish▼#)
A seat with your sister!
Let's share your sister's pillow!
How hungry are you?!
She could no longer control her murderous intention and was ready to eat it in one bite.
At this moment, Zishou raised his head and said, "Grandma, I found it!"