Zi received a sword to deal with the zombies and looked towards the mountain temple. At this time, the wind was getting stronger and stronger, and the tiles on the top of the temple flew down.
Several lights are slowly extinguishing.
At this moment, a glimmer of light appeared on the top of the mountain, and after the glimmer of light, it seemed that there was a gate of Taoism.
"Is there an exit to escape from this world?" Zishou's eyes moved slightly and said, "It seems that this mission is about to end, and you will succeed as long as you go out there."
"Ge Rouyun, let's go!"
"Okay." Ge Rouyun looked shocked.
Zishou took her hand and quickly headed towards the exit of the top of the mountain. Just as he was acting, a series of evil zombies suddenly appeared behind him, roaring and rushing towards him.
"The world-destroying ghost fire, shock!"
Zishou was humble and terrifying ghost fire surged out of his body, burning towards the zombies.
At the same time, he pulled Ge Rouyun out of the gate.
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"I'm back...wait...so that's it..."
Looking at the environment in front of me, Zi's eyes narrowed slightly.
Immortals live in the nine heavens, ghosts live in the nine valleys, and people live on the ground.
After thousands of years of development, the ground world has evolved from the primitive man era to the modern man era.
It can be regarded as a complete world comparable to the earthly world.
High-rise buildings, bright lights and wine.
Yin Jiao walked leisurely on the road with his hands on his pillow, and he enjoyed this kind of life on earth.
First of all, ordinary life will always give people a fulfilling and satisfying pleasure. Making one or two friends, carrying a bottle of beer, and playing games together is simple but full of fun.
Secondly, this kind of life finally helped him get rid of the entanglement of Tianfei Wumo and Concubine Su. Tianfei Wumo is a member of the Asura tribe and Maru's wife. He snatched her from about thousands of years ago.
Concubine Su is the wife of the Great Brahma King, whose original name is Umo, and was also snatched by him thousands of years ago.
A wife is the kindness of Cao thief, and it is also my kindness!
If Yin Jiao uses one word to describe it, it would be very moist.
Of course, this kind of life will be forgotten after a while. If this continues, Yin Jiao feels like a lemon, being juiced all day long.
Sometimes, even though it has been squeezed dry, the other party has to squeeze it hard twice to wring out the last juice.
After a long time, Yin Jiao is really scared.
So he escaped from his shell, abandoned his body, and reincarnated his soul.
Three, yes Three, Yin Jiao feels that he has found his favorite in his life.
That was a girl named Liu Jingjun.
Liu Jingjun is not a very beautiful woman. Not only is she not as good as Su Fei, but she is also slightly inferior to Wu Mo. But every time she meets this girl, Yin Jiao always feels inexplicably scared.
Yes, he is very afraid of Liu Jingjun.
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As for how to guide Liu Jingjun, Yin Jiao took great pains to finally tell Liu Jingjun a joke one night before the other agreed.
Yin Jiao still remembers that conversation.
Yin Jiao: "Do you know that many beautiful female fairies seduced Tang Monk repeatedly in Journey to the West, why didn't Tang Monk be seduced?"
Liu Jingjun: "Because Tang Seng is a Buddhist disciple, he has superb Buddhism."
Yin Jiao: "Not right!"
Liu Jingjun: "That is Tang Monk who was originally reincarnated by Jin Chanzi, so he doesn't like women?"
Yin Jiao shook his head: "Not it."
Liu Jingjun said: "What is that?"
Yin Jiao: "Because Sun Wukong is doing destruction!"
At that time, Liu Jingjun immediately laughed out loud, smiling like a flower, so beautiful that he was foul.
Yin Jiao also successfully hugged her and slept all night.
Of course, nothing was done.
Even kissing the little mouth didn't do it.
...
When Yin Jiao recalled Liu Jingjun, he couldn't help but smile.
Today, his cousin Zheng Tao is coming to visit. He is about to go to a snack bar to prepare to entertain his cousin. His two friends Zhao Ying and Gai Tiancheng are also here.
When he arrived at the snack bar, his best friend Zhao Ying was disliked first and said sarcastically: "Ah! Xiaojiao is so polite? Invite us to this big meal?"
Gai Tiancheng continued: "Yin Jiao, are you too stingy! Whenever you treat us to a thousand years ago, I will treat us to this? No, I'll treat you to the next door to vegetarian chickens." As he said that, he blinked his eyes.
While wearing yellow short-sleeved shirts and a little fat figure, Zheng Tao, who was only in his twenties, also said: "Confucius said: It's a pleasure to have friends coming from afar. When I come, you actually asked us to call this. Or I'll invite you
, go to the food stall opposite?"
Yin Jiao's old face turned red, as if embarrassed, and said irritated: "This...that...I'm not going to invite you to steamed buns..."
Zheng Tao interrupted him and said, "Yes, go, go to the food stall opposite. I didn't take the money, you can treat you." Zhao Ying and Gai Tiancheng said in unison: "Yes, right! Let's go
Walk!"
Yin Jiaodao: "No! This bun is what I want to eat..." Zheng Tao said again: "Yes! You can eat the buns by yourself, just invite us to the opposite side. Don't worry! We guys, just
It’s not the right one to order expensive, ah, it’s wrong, it’s only the right one to order expensive ones!”
Yin Jiao pulled the corner of his mouth twice and said, "Can you listen to me?" Zheng Tao shrugged and said, "Okay, you say."
Yin Jiao flipped his hands and said innocently: "I want to eat this bun myself, and I didn't want to invite you at all."
The three of them were stunned.
Zheng Tao said angrily: "Oh my God! Is this guy with the opposite sex and inhumanity human? Is there anyone so stingy?"
Zhao Ying and Gai Tiancheng looked at the buns that cost five yuan a small basket of buns on the table, and felt helpless. Yin Jiao saw the three of them rolling their eyes and said embarrassedly: "Why... I'll treat you to a cage?"
The three of them rolled their eyes even more, and they all said in their hearts: "A basket of small buns, five dollars, eight, three people... It's a big deal!"
At this time, a person walked into the restaurant and said, "Where are you here? Are you having a meal?"
Zhao Ying and others were wondering who they were and who they were calling.
Yin Jiao heard it but was very familiar with it. He was overjoyed. He turned around and smiled and said, "Jing Jun."
I saw a girl walking in, wearing a long blue dress, her face looked a little pale. It was Liu Jingjun who had been thinking about day and night and never forgetting forever.
Liu Jingjun walked up, smiled softly, and said, "Are you and your classmates eating Xiaolongbao?"
Zheng Tao and the other two wondered who this beautiful girl was? Did you know Yin Jiao?
Yin Jiao said: "Yes, Jingjun, why are you here?" Liu Jingjun blinked and said: "Come out for a walk, don't you invite me to have a meal?"
Yin Jiao said: "Please! Of course, I invited it! Jing'er, what do you want to eat?" At this time, Zheng Tao smiled sarcastically and said: "Oh! Someone really values sex over friends! Please give us this
I refused to help my old friend eat a small bun, and I became generous when I met a girl!"
Yin Jiao felt uncomfortable and said, "Am I that kind of person?" Zheng Tao sneered, "Isn't it?" He looked at Liu Jingjun again and said, "Is this one?"
Yin Jiao said, "She is Liu Jingjun...well...it's my classmate..." Then he introduced them. Liu Jingjun sat down next to him and said, "Say! What do you want to treat us?"
Yin Jiao Road: "Let's go to the food stall opposite together. Jing'er, let's go together." Zheng Tao, Zhao Ying, and Gai Tiancheng's faces froze, and they cursed Yin Jiao's moral character of valuing color over friends.
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Liu Jingjun laughed and said, "You want to treat me to eat, be careful that I will be poor if I eat you!" Yin Jiao said, "It's okay, I will pay you if I eat you poorly."
Liu Jingjun glared at him and said, "What are you paying for?" Yin Jiao said, "No...no...you can eat as much as you can!"
Liu Jingjun said, "What if I get fat?" Yin Jiao smiled and said, "It's okay to be fat, I don't mind."
Liu Jingjun said, "It's the kind of very fat! The kind of one that is more than 200 pounds." Yin Jiao said, "That's good! The fatter the better!"
Liu Jingjun glared at him and said, "What did you say? Curse me to be fat!"
Yin Jiao said: "No... If you get fat, no one will rob me..." As soon as he said that, he felt that it was not suitable and wanted to take it back. Liu Jingjun's face turned red and she snorted, no
Talked.
On the other side, Zheng Tao and the other were discussing how to cheat Yin Jiao. One said he wanted to order wine, the other said he wanted to order shark fin abalone, and the other said he ordered at least ten dishes. The three of them looked at each other, and they came up with a trick and laughed indifferently.
Yin Jiao saw it on the side and said in surprise: "Oh my god! These three people are not homosexuals, right? Feeling affection! Don't be too close to them to avoid causing trouble." He looked at Liu Jingjun and said: "Jing'er,
What do you want to eat? I treat you, just eat it!"
Liu Jingjun said, "Then I want three buns of buns, one fried rice noodles, and one noodle soup." Yin Jiao said, "Okay, I'll treat you to it."
Liu Jingjun said: "What if I get fat and can't get married in the future?" Yin Jiao said: "It's okay..."
Liu Jingjun said: "If I can't get married, you have to be responsible for paying me a tall, rich and handsome guy!" Yin Jiao smiled and said: "Okay, I'm responsible."
Liu Jingjun glared at him and said, "I'm talking about a tall, rich and handsome guy. Don't just want to compensate me for yourself!"
Yin Jiao said: "What's the problem? At most, I'll go for plastic surgery! I'll be a handsome guy!" Liu Jingjun said: "What if the child says his father doesn't look like me in the future?" Yin Jiao said: "Uh... this
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Zheng Tao suddenly said, "Can you leave? We have been waiting for you for a long time." Yin Jiao then realized that there were other people next to him, and stood up and said, "Let's go, let's go to the food stall for dinner."
Zheng Tao walked out first and said to himself: "How can you go bankrupt if you don't eat me!"
Yin Jiao sneered in his heart, was the food stall going bankrupt?
Zheng Tao also sneered in his heart: Can't food stalls go bankrupt?
When he was about to leave, Yin Jiao suddenly said, "Wait!" Zheng Tao turned around and asked, "What's wrong?"
Yin Jiao walked to the table, without saying a word, moved his hands together, grabbed the little dumpling that he had started and stuffed it into his mouth, chewed it a few times, swallowed it with a "gulp" sound, and poured a cup on the table again
Drinking the water, he grabbed a handful of tissues, wiped his hands, threw it on the ground, and said, "Don't waste it, go! Please go for a big meal!"
Zheng Tao and his friends twitched their lips, and they could not help but walk away from this embarrassing guy, so as not to be treated as a starving ghost.
After Yin Jiao paid the bill, he walked out of the shop with Liu Jingjun and others.