As a fat nerd, my ability to pick up girls may be zero, but my ability to talk is definitely 100%. Based on the romance movies, novels, and various love games and H-Games I have played, I have eliminated some.
The gameplay is too cruel and cruel, and if it doesn't give you the entire "One Hundred Ways to Pick Up a Royal Sister", it would be in vain to call it a nerd.
Since you dare to deliver it to your door yourself, don’t blame me for being rude. So someone thought about it for a short while and said:
"If you want to pursue an older woman you know well, following in her footsteps is the worst thing to do. Because no matter how you chase her, the possibility of catching up with her is very low. So what you have to do is not blindly cater to or please her.
Rather, you need to replace the impression in the other person's mind that you are always chasing her behind with a line of snot hanging from your nose, and make the other person realize that he is already a mature man. Of course, this does not require you to
Speak in an old-fashioned tone, or do things that only old men would do. The so-called maturity is not just pretending. It is a person’s accumulation of life experience, decisions made, and mistakes made.
A life attitude that is accumulated bit by bit by countless life experiences. So what you should do is to get out of the protection of others. But this does not mean that you should do something dangerous, but that you should treat those around you.
See more, learn more, ask more questions, ask why, and understand why things should be done the way they are. The accumulation of these invisible changes is called maturity, rather than just growing a beard and dumb voice.
When you can solve some things that she can't solve, this first step is considered a success. By the way, how old are you now?"
"I am exactly LX(60) years old this year."
"Oh." Wait a minute! Let me do the math. Elves are ninety years old when they reach adulthood, and this guy is only sixty. If compared to humans, who are eighteen years old, it means I am teaching a junior high school student.
How do guys pick up girls!
After figuring this out, someone was thinking about a ghost idea, and he suddenly got stuck and couldn't go on. I saw this elf boy, who didn't know that his spirit was polluted, with his eyes wide open, looking forward to someone's next words.
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Suddenly Jermaine spoke Silverbeard Dwarf language and shouted: 'Hey, big brother, come and see if I'm doing this well!'
God rescued me again. This was the first time I had been rescued by this silver-bearded dwarf who had no eyesight and specialized in destroying the atmosphere. At the same time, it also woke someone up. The person in front of me was not the young boy next door who was in love, but a man.
A king. So Lin pretended to smile and said: "Your Majesty, you should think about what I just said. I am a little hungry, and then Jermaine is still yelling over there."
Although he felt it was a pity, he also felt that he had benefited a lot today, so the young king waved his hand and said with a smile: "Of course, of course, I hope the elves' food is to your liking."
After laughing awkwardly for a few times, it seemed that he was still a little carried away. It was during the young king's warm greeting that Lin noticed what a certain screaming dwarf was doing, and then he was dumbfounded.
In front of the drunk silver-bearded dwarf, there is a three-sided water mirror screen, and the content of the screen looks like a normal human's head-up perspective. It would be fine if it was static, but the scenery in the screen is moving, and there are
Ups and downs. It looks like a lens as an observation point, moving like a human being.
Regarding the thing Jermaine showed, someone was wondering whether it was something imaginary. But the drunken silver-bearded dwarf seemed to be showing off, shouting in common language: "Hey, big brother, come and see
Look at the control system I designed. This is a remote control interface that combines the Peace Arms and a robot program. It allows me to control the actions of the Peace Arms from a distance. For the time being, it only controls movement.
Fighting movements can only be run by established programs and cannot be controlled remotely. But I already have some ideas for precise control of fighting movements. Let's take a look at this system first. It's wonderful. I'm controlling it.
Peaceful armed forces came over from where we were staying. There was no one inside, it was completely controlled remotely."
At the same time, there were some little elf girls surrounding Jermaine, shouting and screaming in the same incoherent way.
Sure enough, as long as they master the technology, the imagination of the natives of Midland will never be inferior to that of the people on Earth. Just looking at a certain silver-bearded dwarf with all his old skills on display and a proud expression on his face, Lin turned to look at the other
Three fellow dwarves with abandoned expressions asked in Silverbeard Dwarf language: 'What else does this big mouth have to say?'
Marit said in a voice that was so plain that it could scare people: 'He said everything I know, and he even said some things that even I didn't know. So I don't know what else he didn't say.'
'Didn't you consider giving him a sap? I saw before that you guys had perfected that move to the point of perfection.'
'The guy who didn't take advantage of me. Plus I thought he would be restrained, so I gave him some face. By the time I wanted to hit him with a chair, it was already too late.'
After Marit finished speaking, the three dwarves all looked regretful. But after all, this is the family matter of the silver-bearded dwarves. Although it may cause a little trouble to someone who is traveling with them, it is just trouble.
.And this also reminds someone that they must keep their secrets secret from this big mouth. If he knows it, it will be like broadcasting it everywhere with a loud mouth.
But to be fair, Jermaine's mind is racing very fast when he can think of remote operation. But... has he considered all aspects of the problem of information transmission and control?
Although all the image-related accesses I have now have been castrated, the required capacity is not like the original Midland video file. The original format is impossible to transmit using magic stones. But for this kind of
Real-time screen updates, even using the new access format, should be very expensive.
Just when someone was thinking this, he saw that the three screens built using the water mirror technique, as well as the map-engraved keyboard on the plane, had cracks like broken glass. At the same time, the content of the screen was interrupted and turned into a blank. Then in
Under the gaze of everyone, the screen and keyboard dispersed into the most primitive magical aura, and then dissipated between heaven and earth.
This is a manifestation of the collapse of magic. At the same time, Jermaine, who was under control, also collapsed. He was howling like a murderous pig, as if he was playing a raid with a group of people. However, because the time was up, the Internet cafe owner disconnected Baimu junior high school student.
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Not knowing what to do, the dwarf threw himself on Lin with snot and tears. He cried: "Brother, what should I do? The peaceful armed forces are still walking. If no one controls it, it will not turn, or even
It is possible to hurt others. What should I do?"
I really wanted to kick this guy away. In order to meet these important people among the elves, I had put on a clean robe that was only used on formal occasions, and now it was all covered with this guy's snot, tears and saliva.
He sighed helplessly. To be honest, Jermaine is a genius. He may not be as good as the lich, but he is definitely better than him. Although he has not talked about the development of technology, he can
Thinking about those applications and implementing them, the various inferences can be truly astonishing.
But just like those mad scientists, they always put their head first and not their bottom. They often make things get out of hand, and then they have no way to deal with the consequences, so they can only ask others for help. As far as this guy is off the line, if no one helps him, sooner or later he will be in trouble.
Go ahead and play to death. It seems that you need to arrange a shocking education to get his temper back. But not this time.
I don’t know which street, but there is a peaceful armed force that is programmed to walk on its own. It is not a remote control car for children. It is a murder weapon, and it is a robot with a self-defense mechanism. Although it is still far from practical, it
It was already lethal. Lin didn't want anyone to be harmed by such a semi-finished product related to him, so he had no choice but to help.
Considering that this is the capital of the Elf Kingdom, the capitals of most countries will have regulations prohibiting magicians from flying in the sky. Of course, if it is just a regulation, it will not have much restrictive effect on the mages. A large-scale empire will directly
The capital was built into a magic-forbidden zone, but it was very expensive and not something that most countries could afford.
Most countries play like the Earth. The Earth is detected by radar, then intercepted by fighter planes, and served with more ruthless missiles. The Lost World also follows the same method, but uses magic. But magic is all kinds of weird, and how to use it is a matter of course.
Each has its own merits.
The impression is that the Elf Kingdom, which is dominated by druids and elf magic, is limited by insufficient manpower and confidence in magical attainments, so they have a method of detecting fluctuations in mana and power. As long as there is abnormal wind gathering by power, this
It is also the principle of magical flight, and warnings will naturally occur. The main reason for such a distinction is to allow ordinary birds to fly in the air.
In other words, after you appear in the sky, as long as you don't use flying magic, you should not trigger the detection of the elves' forbidden air. This means that you should not be focused by magic and then shot down from the sky.
The reason he was thinking about this kind of question was because someone planned to search for the location of the Peace Arms from the sky. Lin never thought of asking a crying dwarf where he went to control the Peace Arms. This guy is definitely a drunk driver.
, and he's still drunk. He knows where he drove that big toy, so that's what he is doing.
Even if he really knew, according to Jermaine's ability to express what he said, if others could understand it, he would probably be able to find it if he looked for it himself. So Lin flashed his identity and went directly to the sky.
Before all the elves had time to react to the disappearing magician, the heavy iron armor appeared out of thin air in the courtyard and fell heavily to the ground. And someone appeared where he left, with a head full of hair.
He was sweating and panting. It was important to carry items safely, especially if they were so large. It would be quite a heavy burden for someone.
At this time, Jermaine, who ran to the peaceful armed forces to check, let out a miserable howl again: "Why are all the programs gone?"