Chapter seven hundred and eighty seventh kingdom reception
Never believe that the so-called processing speed of longevity species is as fast as human beings can understand. In particular, a certain time traveler comes from an era and society where the pace of life is really fast, and they are even more unsuitable.
These damn elves are so called fast.
Lin waited for a whole day to wait for the reception official from the Kingdom of Armenia. Originally, he was going to use flash magic to return to the Kabamba Academy in the holy city of Estali for classes in the afternoon, so he communicated through letters at short notice and asked the lich at home to support him.
First. Otherwise, it would be easy to run back to class. If a reception official arrives but you are not there, or you rush back temporarily, no matter what the situation is, it will be difficult to explain to others.
After his algorithm progressed a lot, a reception official from the Elf Kingdom came belatedly. He was a guy who seemed a bit out of place with the beautiful elves, with a protruding belly and a short and chubby figure.
This official makes this official look more like a well-fed landlord among humans than an elf.
As soon as he appeared, he did not hide his physical flaws, patted his belly, and greeted: "Hehehe, Sir Tripwood, I am Wildwalker Fu Teng. On behalf of the Kingdom of Armenia, I am responsible for receiving you. If
If you have any needs, please feel free to ask me. I will try my best to meet your needs. It's late today, so let's go have dinner first. After dinner, I will take you to the cave to rest."
Someone who had lost his temper said politely: "Then I'll trouble Mr. Fu Teng."
"Hey, there's no need to call me Sir, I haven't reached that level yet. Just call me Fu Teng. Your Excellency, please come with me." The fat elf who is used to dealing with humans showed a smile that was not annoying, and said diligently
greeting someone.
On the first day of my stay in the Kingdom of Armenia, I had dinner in a high-end restaurant with a luxurious atmosphere. In the small box on the second floor, you can see the performance on the stage. Under the pink lights, there are thin
The elf in the gauze shirt dances in a dance full of various hints.
Someone can be considered resistant to such a performance. Think about the hometown-style pole dancing, ****, it is more glamorous and more exciting, and it will take another hundred years to develop. I'm just saying that before time travel
, I just watched it from movies or some larger-scale TV series, and this time I went out alone without the lich and annoying apprentice, so I just watched this performance with appreciation.
The food served is also different from the elegant elf-style delicacies that someone has tasted before. The food here is heavy on salty, sweet and flavourful, as if all kinds of spices are sprinkled directly on the taste buds for free.
.Although the taste is exciting, it is not disgusting. In other words, these dishes have achieved a very delicate balance between the strong taste and are acceptable.
The wine served at the banquet was also different from the elven fruit wine that Lin drank in the past. The wine served here was very strong, and after one sip, it irritated the tongue, throat, and then caused heartburn. This made someone strongly suspect that this should already be a distilled wine.
And it’s still high-altitude. You should know that the wine in other places in the land is still mainly brewed wine, and distilled wine is the first time someone has seen it.
After a meal, not only the guests and the host are enjoying themselves, but for someone who is used to eating local dishes at home, it is a very enjoyable thing to occasionally try different delicacies. But this kind of thing is not magical at all.
What's the deal with your hospitality style?
If he had ignored the other party's pointed ears and looked at the handsome men and beauties running around in the street, Lin would have thought that he was being entertained by some human noble or wealthy businessman. Then after finishing the dessert, he still had not left the restaurant.
One step, could it be what I thought?
Just as the door curtain of the small box was opened, a row of elf beauties in hot clothes walked in, looking like they were ready for you to choose. Someone suddenly had the illusion that they had traveled back to their hometown?
After coming to Midland for so many years, although I can’t be called a know-it-all in Midland, I have never been to such a professional and civilized place. Most of the prostitutes I met in the past were part-time tavern maids. In some places,
In larger towns, you can occasionally encounter wandering girls soliciting customers in the dark streets.
After that, I dealt with nobles, and all I met were unattainable courtesans. These women only valued status, and money came second. Not everyone was qualified to climb into their bed, and of course a certain magician was not.
among the qualifications.
Those who have seen these people selling their bodies and performing arts, have never seen such a serious place of feasting and entertainment.
Speaking of which, being brought here by this fat elf was a first for a man who was born in a fat house and was a magician before and after time travel.
The people who entered the small box were all elf dancers who had performed on the stage, Yingying Yanyan. If this were placed on the earth, they would be a row of supermodel-level beauties. But... they are far better than someone else.
As you can imagine, there is still silence.
The fat elf in charge of entertaining selected a beauty he liked and quickly pulled her into his arms. His hands became restless, groping up and down to find the secret.
The otaku magician who had never had such an experience was not frightened and became stiff, but he still fell into difficulty in making a choice. Finally, under the urging of the fat elf, Lin chose a relatively familiar beauty, the one she had seen during the previous performance.
, the first elf beauty that someone took a serious look at.
Because he had no similar experience, someone hesitated for a long time, not knowing how to start. It seemed strange to imitate the fat elf and get started right away, without any foreplay. In the end, Lin could only hold back one sentence: "
Well, what's your name?"
It was obviously a very simple question, but the beautiful elf sitting next to her just widened her eyes with a confused look on her face and had no intention of answering. But the fat elf next to her chuckled and said, "Why would you think so?"
Do you want to ask them questions?"
"My habit is to cultivate feelings first. If you only care about your own feelings, how is it different from getting a piece of dead meat? Could it be that they don't speak common language and can only speak Elvish?"
Someone said something plausibly, but it only made the fat elf feel even more amused. "Now I can believe that you have never been to the Kingdom of Armenia." He picked up the beauty in his arms and grabbed her chin with his hands.
He opened his mouth and said, "Look, this is why they can't speak."
At first, Lin didn't understand the reason why the fat elf did this. But after taking a closer look, someone saw clearly that the beautiful elf in his arms had no tongue in her mouth. To speak the language of elves, tongues
Flexibility is very important. But since there is no tongue, many pronunciation cannot be pronounced, and of course there is no way to speak normally. Maybe just not speak at all.
Lin looked at the beauty beside him in astonishment, pointed at the woman hugged by the fat elf, then pointed at his own mouth, and asked: "Are you the same?"
This time, the beauty next to her understood what Lin meant. She forced a smile and nodded, with a mixed expression on her face.
In someone's fantasy, 'elves' are a beautiful race with good moral character, which can almost be regarded as a representative term opposite to 'human beings'. But today, seeing a female elf suffer this, it is really breaking the news
Lin's face was full of shock and confusion, and he asked: "Why?"
"The women sent here are all sinners, or the wives and daughters of sinners. This is their way of atonement. As for pulling out their tongues, it is to prevent them from praising them when they do unclean things.
The name that came out of his mouth." When the fat elf was talking about what was considered a normal thing in the kingdom, the expressions of the two women in the small box became much gloomier.
Knowing that this was a practice that belonged to the opponent's national policy level, Lin said no more. Even in Chinese history, the family members of criminal officials were assigned as official prostitutes in all dynasties. At least this is considered to be better than direct execution or
A lighter punishment would be even exile.
Just the matter of pulling out the tongue is equivalent to a lifelong mark. In the history of my hometown, official prostitutes also had the opportunity to become good people. But in the Elf Kingdom of Armenia, after pulling out the tongue, it means that this status will follow.
She will live her whole life, even after death. Or do the elves use the magic of limb regeneration to make the tongue grow back?
No matter which one it is, with the kind intention of saving a lost woman or aiding a helpless girl, someone has a rare indulgence. Of course, another more high-sounding reason is to relax the vigilance of the official group of elves in front of them.
, no matter who is standing behind the fat elf Wildwalk Fu Teng.
Early the next morning, Lin woke up in a place other than his familiar bed for the first time in more than two years. The passion last night remained only last night. The first problem to be faced today was to fight with the Kingdom of Armenia.
How long will it take for the minions and the snakes to meet their king and discuss business?
Looking at this attitude of treating guests to dinner, drinking and playing with women, it feels like it will be a long-term struggle.
Before he could finish his thoughts, someone banged on the door and said, "Your Excellency Tripwood, are you awake?"
Is this a greeting or a wake-up call? If I were really lying in bed now and knocked on the door like this, I would wake up even if I didn't wake up. Lin opened the door and took a look, and sure enough it was the fat face with a sly smile. Wild Walker?
Fu Teng smiled and said, "Sir, did you have a good time last night?"
"It was a wonderful night," Lin said politely.
"It's good if you are satisfied with it. I'm afraid that if we don't entertain you well, we will lose the face of the kingdom." The fat elf responded in the same polite manner, smiling attentively. After he stepped aside, he revealed himself and was pushed by the waiter.
There was a dining car with sumptuous meals on it. Wildwalk Fu Teng said, "Would you like breakfast?"
"Of course, of course, please come in." Lin stepped aside and allowed the fat elf and the waiter to enter the high-end room in the state guest house. If this room were placed in his hometown, it would be at the level of a five-star hotel or a presidential suite.
.It has its own small dining room, bar, and probably everything else except the kitchen.
The waiter moved neatly but without making a sound. After placing the dishes on the table, he left.
It's just that the richness and portions of the food in front of him seemed too large for one person to eat. Just when Lin was thinking about it, he saw the fat elf unceremoniously pulled out the chair opposite the dining table and sat down.
Said: "Oh, I'm starving, I'm starving. I haven't eaten breakfast yet. You don't mind if I join you for dinner."
The fat elf who was talking, without waiting for anyone's consent, stretched out his hand to attack the big lobster on the table. The movement was as skillful and smooth as the hand that caught the girl last night.
Suddenly someone figured out something. I dare say that what happened last night and what happened this morning were actually his personal interests. He was just using himself as an excuse to file a public account.