"The desire for fame and fortune is ups and downs, and the stone, light, lightning and fire are all in this life; the affairs of the world are endless, and if you look at the world without smiling, you are an idiot."
When I woke up, it felt like a lifetime ago. Someone was reciting poetry in a local accent and stretched out comfortably. Looking closely, I found myself in a... wilderness? Then I turned around and saw two familiar and lovely people.
He was staring at his big eyes and his small eyes.
"Oh, aren't these my two apprentices? You have grown up. I think you were just here at the beginning." Someone said and at the same time, he put his flat palm on his waist to signal the two apprentices.
His previous height.
This action made the two girls' faces turn black. They looked at their teacher with eyes like dead fish and said, "Teacher, that happened thirteen or four years ago."
Lin was surprised and said: "What! It's been so long. It turns out that I have been sleeping for thirteen or fourteen years. But whether it is thirteen years or fourteen years, do you have a more accurate answer?
I don’t remember teaching you such vague answers.”
Halumi and Kaya, one on the left and the other on the right, patted their teacher's cheeks with two hands, pinched the fleshy part with one hand. While pulling and rubbing, they said: "We are talking about the one you are comparing to."
Height happened thirteen or four years ago. It has only been three days since you disappeared inexplicably, leaving us half-dead. My sister just went to math class for you, and the two of us stayed behind. We were discussing before.
, if you don’t wake up, you will either dig up the entire land and put it away, or you will build a house here.”
The man whose face was being rubbed said vaguely: "What, only three days? I thought it had been three hundred years."
Just rubbing, the two girls seemed to be addicted to rubbing, and they couldn't bear to let go. Even Harumi, the bold one, even rubbed her belly. The teacher was so forced that she had to slap away their claws. "What!
What! Isn’t it amazing?”
Someone couldn't help but kick the two girls' butts, just like how they used to deal with them when they were naughty and mischievous when they were children.
At this time, Fen appeared in front of someone in a red-colored four-spirit costume. Her attitude was originally indifferent and indifferent, as always; but after seeing someone, she actually showed a surprised look and said in an uncertain tone.
: "James? Fat?"
"James Bond? 007? Where did this thing come from? It's me, it's me." Lin responded in confusion.
Fen didn't say much, just pulled out a large water mirror and gave it to someone to use as a full-length mirror to see what he looked like.
It’s a good thing you haven’t seen it, but you’ll be shocked when you see it. If you don’t have a clear mind, you might think that you’re back in the past, living a life between two o’clock and one line. Throughout the day, besides working, you just eat snacks and watch new episodes.
, playing video games. My current appearance is just like the incarnation of the fat house I saw before, or my self before time travel.
At this time, someone also remembered to touch his big belly. It was soft and elastic, and it would swing up and down with a gentle pat. I hadn't felt this feeling for a long time...
Ah, no, how can I change back to this appearance? Not to mention this body shape, even the Xuanwu robe has become a large-sized robe. It does not feel out of place or tight or uncomfortable when worn on a fat man.
Lin turned around in disbelief and confirmed that no matter which direction he looked from, he was indeed much wider. The two girls seemed to have come to their senses and cried out: "Wow~, the teacher has become a fat demon."
"Who has become a fat monster? I am not fat, I have a big frame. Forget it, I have no common language with skinny people like you, so I won't explain it to you." Someone said using the cheating method he was used to before time travel. .
However, the wailing of the two girls reminded the Lich of the question he should have asked: "What are you now? Are you a god or a demon?"
"Great, you have eliminated the option of Fatty first. Should I express my gratitude first?" Lin Zuoshi said, holding up a handful of snot and tears.
"Okay, stop pretending. With your attitude, it's a little difficult to convince me that you are not James? Fat. It's still the same question. What are you now? Are you still a human being? You have suffered from those eight powers before. After the Lord's blow, I finally became skinny in the real sense. Now that I have received the gift from the abyss, I have become as fat as a ball. So, what is your condition now?"
"Well, I also want to know the answer to this question. Maybe nothing happened in fact. If I say that, would you believe it?" Fei Lin spread his hands and asked.
Of course Fen didn't believe what someone said, and said: "If nothing had happened, the demons who came to trouble you would not have retreated so easily. The demons who came here did not just come to the streets casually. "
"Those demons? By the way, what happened to me in reality?" someone asked in confusion.
Regarding such a question, Fen keenly grasped something and asked: "You don't know what happened? Could it be that when it happened, your consciousness actually stayed in your magic tower."
Fei Lin replied: "Well, it was true at first, but then I immersed myself in other environments and got busy. I stayed there for a very long time, and I thought hundreds of years had passed. Unexpectedly, when I asked, it had only been three days. .”
"Yes, the transformation was completed in three days. I was also surprised. That's why I want to know, what should you be now? A fallen and failed human being? A demon that looks very much like a human being? Or a fat man disguised as a demon?"
"You mentioned fat people again." Lin complained: "How did I gain weight? Tell me where exactly I gained weight."
Facing the persistent pursuit of the fat man in front of him, Fen also felt impatient. He glanced at the location of a certain blue wave knife, and quickly reached out to draw the knife. The knife he thought he had captured was unexpectedly given to someone in succession. Eliminate it and dissolve it into the invisible.
But in the last round of the fight, Fen played a trick. He pretended that he was once again grabbing Hakiri, who was hidden under the small shawl and said to be never stored by anyone. Of course, Fei Lin used those fleshy hands. , blocking the attack from the lich. But at the moment when the arm was wrestling with the arm, Fen grabbed it with his backhand and scratched the back of someone's hand. There were even a few drops of blood on the fingernails.
Seeing that he had obtained his target, Fen stuffed it into his mouth without thinking. As soon as he sucked it, he immediately understood the man's current situation.
To be honest, the situation is really complicated.
To put it simply, the conclusion is that this man is still a human being. But his whole body exudes the unique aura of a devil. However, the man in front of him does not have the magic core that a devil should have.
So should this transformation be regarded as a success or a failure? If such a change is what was previously guessed, someone's old habit has returned, just like a person playing cards at the card table. Before losing, Just flip the table. So what was the hand that decided to flip the table when he was caught? What changes happened after flipping the table?
Many unsolved mysteries are filling the Lich's mind. There are really so many questions that I don't know where to start.
Suddenly Fei Lin asked first: "Just now, the two girls said that you were going back to take my place in math class. So... is the class over?"
"I'm not worried about you. Kaya informed me and I rushed over immediately. As for those white-bearded masters, they must have ways to kill their boring time. What are you worried about for them?"