Zhou Yuanfu turned around and saw that it was Lu Quan, "Why are you here?"
"You still have the nerve to say that we, the orphans and the widowed, misheard your words, and the great situation was ruined. If I had known that we could unite the inside and the outside to take over this land in Hanzhong, it would be better than you being in jail now."
There is quite a bit of irony in Lu Quan's words.
"I'm asking you why you're here, why did they arrest you?"
"Thanks to you, I was not arrested. It's just that your wife thought I was..." Lu Quan's face suddenly turned red as he spoke.
Zhou Yuanfu understood as soon as he heard it. It must be the little girl Yue'er who told Du Waner about Lu Quan. This Du Waner didn't like him, but he was also very jealous. He probably regarded Lu Quan as his concubine. This was
Lu Quan was deliberately sent to jail to watch his jokes. Thinking of this, he became angry again.
"I also brought you some food during the Chinese New Year. I heard from the prison boss just now that you kicked two tables in a row. If you don't eat, I will take it back, or give it to the prison boss as a favor."
Lu Quan said deliberately.
"Eat, who said I don't want to eat? Come on, put it on the table for me."
Zhou Yuanfu had not had enough food to stick to his teeth since he entered prison. At this time, although he knew that Lu Quan was a method of provoking generals, he still felt hungry.
Lu Quan carefully placed the food and wine on the table one by one, and Zhou Yuanfu said with a smile: "Looking at your virtuous appearance, you look like a little daughter-in-law."
Lu Quan stood up suddenly after hearing this, "You have reached this stage, but you still want to make fun of others. You are really shameless."
Zhou Yuanfu knelt down in front of several cases and said, "I used to be a guest, but today I am a prisoner. Life is unpredictable. I was angry just now because... now I think about it, dying under peonies can be romantic even if you are a ghost. There is also a beautiful woman accompanying you in prison. What can you do in this world?
How many people are enjoying it?"
"The dignified General Lei Gong, do you only want to make fun of us women? Does our previous agreement still count? What are your plans for the next step?"
Zhou Yuanfu picked up the wine glass and drank it all in one gulp, "Huh, Du Ji thought he was sure of victory, but he didn't even think about how much trouble a small county magistrate could cause. Don't worry, I will escape from this prison within three days."
Disaster. Let those short-sighted people see how I, Zhou Cang, am an ordinary person! Let them regret it!"
Seeing how confident Zhou Yuanfu said it, Lu Quan was convinced, "Have you ever seen the palace in the sky you just mentioned?"
Zhou Yuanfu saw that Lu Quanzhen was a cold and studious senior who was obsessed with such illusory things. When he casually recited a poem by Su Shi, she could think of the sky.
"As members of the Taoist sect, how can we not see the palace in the sky? To tell you the truth, my master Zhang Jiao has also been ranked in the Immortal Class and is regarded as Taiping Zhenren. His status is only lower than that of the Three Pure Ones and Four Imperial Guards."
Zhou Yuanfu also glanced at Lu Quan secretly as he spoke. Lu Quan's eyes were full of envy, and he obviously believed in what he said. He couldn't help but feel proud. He also forgot about Du Waner and Du Ji, and kept talking nonsense while drinking.
"My master can see me in my dreams every night, and he can escape from prison within three days. This is what he told me personally. He will take me to the heaven for a walk if he has nothing to do. Have you been to this heaven?
?”
Lu Quan curled his lips and said, "Of course I have never been there. Please tell me what heaven is like."
"This heaven is above the clouds, surrounded by auspicious clouds all day long, and the carved railings and painted buildings are extremely beautiful. The houses are all made of white marble, and the Jade Emperor's dragon chair is carved from a single piece of jade. It is warm in winter and cool in summer, which is very comfortable."
"Humph, it's like you've been sitting there."
"I must have sat on it. The last time I went with Master, the Jade Emperor saw that my bones were amazing, so he invited me to sit on the dragon chair together. The two of us drank and chatted. Hey, don't you listen? Don't listen to me.
I won’t talk about it anymore.”
Lu Quan rolled his eyes at him, fearing that he wouldn't speak up, but in the end he didn't dare to talk back.
"The Queen Mother has a lotus pond where the peach festival is held. Don't underestimate the lotus flowers. They are very particular..."
Zhou Yuanfu also forgot about being in prison at this time. He talked endlessly to the beautiful and studious senior sister, as if he was telling a story to a child.
Lu Quan took it seriously, listened carefully, and memorized it silently while listening.
Zhou Yuanfu talked while drinking, gradually becoming a bit drunk.
"There are still many good things in this heaven. What I am telling you now is only the first heaven. There are nine other levels. There are nine heavens in total. Each level is different."
"You are talking about the first heaven, and there are nine levels, that is the tenth heaven. How do you become the ninth heaven? Are you trying to trick me?"
Zhou Yuanfu was so dizzy that he couldn't figure out the ninth and tenth levels for a moment, "Just understand the spirit. What are you doing so seriously? But your serious look reminds me of Sister Diao Chan. Alas, that silly girl doesn't know where she is.
Already?"
Seeing that Zhou Yuanfu was indeed drunk, Lu Quan probably couldn't ask anything, so he turned around and was about to leave. After taking two steps, he stopped, thinking to himself that Zhou Yuanfu was drunk at this time, so what he said was probably the truth.
So he turned back again.
"General Lei Gong, is there any method that can help me meet Master Taiping in my dream? I also want to go to heaven to see him."
"Hahaha, why is this so difficult?"
Zhou Yuanfu couldn't help but swallow when he saw Lu Quan squatting down again.
When Lu Quan heard that Zhou Yuanfu said there was a way, he unconsciously leaned forward to avoid missing any words.
"Master Taiping told me that if I bring a mortal woman to meet him, then as long as," Zhou Yuanfu said with a chuckle, "as long as I hold this woman in my arms and sleep, then the dream will naturally be the same as mine."
When Lu Quan heard that Zhou Yuanfu said such slutty words again, he was so angry that he raised his hand and wanted to slap him, but felt that he was pitiful, so he snorted and left.
Zhou Yuanfu was indeed drunk. Just when he was about to fall asleep, he vaguely heard a woman shouting softly: "Shameless, just stay in jail."
Zhou Yuanfu just thought that Lu Quan was angry and scolded him, and fell into a deep sleep. He was woken up by the cold in the middle of the night. Even though he was strong, he couldn't bear the cold winter when water dripped into ice, and the biting cold air dispelled the alcohol.
After waking up, Zhou Yuanfu just sat there in a daze. He was angry that these people were too insidious. They sent three meals, but no one sent bedding. In this bare prison, even the straw was collected.
After leaving, it was obvious that Du Ji deliberately let people torture him, which was really disgusting.
He also thought about how he once boasted to Lu Quan, saying that he would be released from prison in three days, but he had no confidence at all. He thought to Uncle Tian, Uncle Tian, please hurry up and find a way to rescue me. He also thought about what the prison guard once said.
At dawn, Du Ji might be about to torture himself, and I was worried. I don’t know what ancient criminal laws were. It was probably inevitable to dip a whip in salt water. I couldn’t say whether I would burn myself with a soldering iron. Chili pepper water was not available yet.
If there is any, it would be good to have a bowl to relieve the cold. I just thought about it and fell asleep again.
Ding, clang, clank, Zhou Yuanfu suddenly woke up when he heard the sound of unlocking outside. He grasped the staff tightly, thinking that if the jailers tortured him, then he might as well fight to the death! If he was really tied to the torture rack, then
Even if you want to resist, it's too late.
"Where is Yishi Zhou? Oh, you are really willing to sacrifice your life for the imperial court after you have neglected Yishi Zhou like this!"
One person said sadly.
The cell door opened, and Zhou Yuanfu held the staff with anxious hands. He didn't know what tricks Du Ji was playing.
"This is Yishi Zhou? Can you put down this bamboo pole? I'm not trying to embarrass you. Besides, I just want to embarrass you. What's the use of holding this bamboo pole..."
Zhou Yuanfu listened for a long time and realized that this person was Su Gu, the newly appointed governor of Hanzhong. The first thing he did after taking office was to save him.
"Yishi Zhou, please come. A banquet has been prepared in the mansion, and the people of Hanzhong are celebrating your victory."
After Su Gu explained, he smiled gently, which immediately made Zhou Yuanfu feel like a spring breeze.
Zhou Yuanfu felt so happy that he wanted to borrow the donkey when Su Gu invited him. Suddenly he thought of the humiliation of the past two days and sat down again.
"Yuan Fu accepts the wishes of the Grand Administrator. It's just that Yuan Fu is guilty and it's inconvenient for him to be released from prison. This celebration banquet is for the boss and the people of Hanzhong to congratulate each other. As for me, we still have to wait in jail for Master Du to surrender."