"Well, I'm just afraid that I'll meet someone like Lu Bu, who came up to me and didn't say anything, but just fought with me with red eyes."
Cui Niubi's calves were trembling when he thought of Lu Bu's anger that night.
"You deserve it! You took advantage of me by not putting his wife...in the pot for you to cook!"
Guan Yu glared at Cui Niupi angrily. Cui Niupi knew that if he continued to speak, Guan Yu would definitely have his neck crooked again, so he shrank his head and said nothing.
"But what he said is right. Fighting on the battlefield is a matter of life and death. Why are these barbarian soldiers so powerful? It's because there is no fear of death in their eyes. When we opened the crossing and let them leave, the ghost soldiers were all thousands of
Enwan thanked him and bowed his head and left. This barbarian was different. They came up one after another to provoke them. They were so brave that they were not afraid of death. It seemed that leaving without a fight was a great humiliation for them. With this kind of morale, they can be regarded as brave no matter where they are.
Death."
Guan Yu praised the attack.
Zhou Yuanfu nodded and said: "Well, it seems that I did the right thing by cooperating with Zhang Lu. These barbarians will be ours from now on. I'm not going to hide it from you, we are not going to Bajun to fight to the death with Zhang Xiu, nor are we going to fight Zhang Lu."
Kee. This Mrs. Lu has a very close relationship with Zhang Lu. If I said she was Zhang Lu’s mother, you probably wouldn’t believe it. This time, on the one hand, we will send her home, and on the other hand, we will see if Zhang Lu has regained his religious power.
.When the time comes, you can just act according to the circumstances.”
Everyone was very happy when they heard this. Zhou Yuanfu's worries these days had melted away, and they were naturally in high spirits. As for Lu Quan being Zhang Lu's mother, they all thought Zhou Yuanfu was telling a joke, and no one took it seriously.
There was no sun or moon in the mountains, so everyone rushed and missed the time, so they had to camp in the mountains. Guan Yu and Zhang Liao cooperated tacitly and shot a wild boar and grilled it.
"You two are really good at it. You got a wild boar in just a short while. Although wild boars are fattest in autumn, they are delicious now. After this winter's consumption, the fat on its body is gone. Now it is
The pork has three layers of fat and lean meat, and is not greasy or oily, making it the most delicious to eat..."
Cui Niubi was chattering as he skillfully cut up the meat and put it on the fire.
The moonlight is particularly good today, and Lu Quan, sitting far away, looks like a fairy in the moon.
"What's the matter? Madam Lu is worried?" Zhou Yuanfu walked over and said.
Lu Quan sighed, "I don't know what Gong Qi's plan is. This old cultivator is not an easy person. If he was easy to deal with, he wouldn't have been allowed to take away the teaching rights back then."
"What's so great about him? You might as well tell me. Anyway, we have to deal with him on this trip."
"He, when he became a disciple of the master, we didn't pay much attention to him at first. But since the master fell ill, he began to show his skills. Later, I thought that all this was a conspiracy, and he had been waiting for the opportunity. Later, Gongqi's father's
His health was getting worse and worse, so he used his magical powers to slowly take the religious power into his hands."
Lu Quan couldn't help but feel sad when he said this.
"Then what is he capable of?"
"Isn't it his ability to take away the teaching power? So many people obeyed him, and he only used some small tricks, and everyone dared to be angry and dare not speak out."
Zhou Yuanfu was confused after hearing this, and was angry in his heart as Lu Quan babbled on and on, unable to grasp the key points of his words.
"Sister, can you pick up the important ones and tell me what magical powers he has?"
"Come on, brother, the meat skewers are ready. You can try my cooking skills. I'm not bragging."
Cui Niupi brought the grilled meat skewers over. Seeing that the atmosphere was a bit tense, he coughed to break up the fight and said, "Brother, please follow me if you have something to do..."
Zhou Yuanfu was afraid that he would talk nonsense, so he glared at him.
"Tell Mrs. Lu carefully and don't be impatient. Come, Mrs. Lu eats the meat skewers. I grilled them myself. They are delicious."
Cui Niubi finally changed her name to Mrs. Lu.
Seeing Cui Niupi's wretched face, Lu Quan just turned his head and ignored him.
"Okay, go ahead and do your work. I'll hold it for Mrs. Lu first." Seeing this, Zhou Yuanfu reached out to take it.
Cui Niubi went to Zhou Yuanfu's ear and whispered: "Brother, I see that each of your ladies is more tempered than the other. It's better to let Mrs. Diao Chan come back after such a competition."
He thought his voice was quiet, but Lu Quan heard it clearly, and he couldn't help but snorted angrily next to him.
Seeing Lu Quan's angry look, Cui Niupi didn't dare to say anything anymore, so he continued to barbecue while laughing.
Zhou Yuanfu said: "Don't be familiar with him, he is just a rough guy with a good heart."
"Among you brothers, I think he is the worst, and he is probably planning us behind the scenes." Lu Quan said angrily.
"Then what can he arrange for us?"
Lu Quan knew that Zhou Yuanfu was talking nonsense again, so he stopped talking and took the meat skewers and started eating.
Seeing Lu Quan's silence, Zhou Yuanfu felt embarrassed.
"Well, these meat skewers are pretty good, right? It would be even more flavorful if it had a little cumin and chili pepper."
Lu Quan didn't know what chili and cumin he was talking about, but he just ate the meat skewers with relish.
"By the way, what kind of magical powers does your senior brother have? If you tell us, we can be more confident when dealing with him."
Lu Quan is so angry now, how can he answer the question honestly, "I said he can spread beans to make soldiers, you don't believe it? I said he can kill people with talismans, you definitely don't believe it either. I said he can draw talismans to make fire, you must be...
…”
"I believe this!" Zhou Yuanfu nodded and said, "I don't believe the first two points you said, but I believe you said drawing a talisman to make fire. I can also do it. After drawing the talisman on the talisman paper and then shaking the talisman paper, it will catch fire?"
"
Lu Quan nodded in astonishment.
Zhou Yuanfu was smug, "This thing is simple, but the material is not very easy to use. Use white phosphorus or yellow phosphorus and apply it on the paper. The phosphorus has a low ignition point and is easy to burn. It is still very useful for bluffing people. However, you don't want to imitate it."
, you have such a delicate skin and tender flesh, it’s not worth it if you get burned.”
Lu Quan listened attentively, and when he saw that he was talking nonsense again, he couldn't help but roll his eyes at him. To Zhou Yuanfu, this look was full of charm.
Zhou Yuanfu swallowed his saliva and asked, "Has he ever done anything like going up a mountain of swords and going down a frying pan?"
Lu Quan nodded and then shook his head and said: "I have seen him perform it on Daoshan Mountain, but I have never seen him perform it on Oil Pan as you mentioned."
"He has thick calluses on his feet, right? Apply some oil before leaving?"
Lu Quan shook his head blankly, "I didn't pay attention to this."
"Well, as long as the calluses on the soles of the feet are thick enough, it's no problem not to mention walking on the mountain of knives, but even stepping on hot coals. Of course, don't try it on your little tender feet."
Lu Quan completely ignored the teasing words, "Then what did you mean by putting it in the oil pan? Wouldn't it mean that people are fried when they get into the oil pan?"
"How can you deceive believers if you don't even know how to do this? Your charm alone won't have much effect."
"Hmph, do you still want to try?"
Seeing that Zhou Yuanfu mentioned this matter again, Lu Quan refused to give in. She was the most confident in this skill in her life. Although she was afraid of Zhou Yuanfu, she still refused to show weakness.
"If you are not afraid of the cold weather, then take off your clothes again and let me see your... Hehe, then I will try again. After all, this feeling is wonderful."
Zhou Yuanfu smiled deliberately, but his eyes were fixed on Lu Quan warily.
Lu Quan looked a little flustered as expected, "You!"
Zhou Yuanfu let out a sigh of relief in his heart. It turns out that this is really the case. Lu Quan's hypnosis relies on his own perfect curves. It seems that he will really stop looking at evildoers from now on.
"Did I get it right?" Zhou Yuanfu asked again deliberately.
Lu Quan's panicked look quickly disappeared and was replaced by a cold look.
"General Lei Gong, according to the agreement, you should teach us these methods. Do you want to go back on your word?"
Zhou Yuanfu thought to himself, is this little trick also called a method?
"It's okay to tell you. Put half a pot of vinegar in the oil pan, pour a layer of vegetable oil on top, and then bring it to a boil. When the vinegar boils, the oil is not yet hot, and the boiling point of the vinegar is only 60 degrees.
If it's fast enough, even you won't get burned."
"It can still be like this, so that's how it is!"
Lu Quan couldn't help but nodded, with little stars popping out of his eyes.
Zhou Yuanfu was even more disdainful. His knowledge that was more than a thousand years ahead was finally reflected, and he suddenly felt a sense of superiority out of thin air.
"Seeing that you are so open-minded and eager to learn, I will give you two more tricks. You can use sugar water to write on the paper. After drying, the words will disappear. If you bake them with fire, the writing will appear. Turmeric water will turn red when it meets alkaline water. If turmeric is mixed with
If you apply water on certain items and then stab them with a sword coated with lye, it will be like bleeding. This is the trick you rely on to catch ghosts. Learn it slowly. Compared with us on Taiping Road, you Five Pecks of Rice Cult