When we arrived at the platform, the cave here was a bit wider. Even so, it was still crowded with people. Everyone was talking about it, and it was like millions of wasps were swarming into the cave.
Cui Niupi pushed Zhou Yuanfu onto the platform, asked Guan Yu, Zhang Liao and others to guard the entrance of the cave to prevent the Ba snake from coming back, and then climbed up the platform himself.
"General Zhou, Cui Zhuangshi, and the clansmen are all talking about whether this can become an immortal. We need to give everyone an explanation."
Pu Hu and Du Yi stepped forward and said.
"Everyone, please be quiet."
Cui Niupi's voice was amplified a lot in the cave, and people everywhere could hear it. Cui Niupi raised his hand to signal, and the crowd gradually became quiet, and everyone looked at the stage with eager eyes.
"The blessed land has been found!"
Cui Niupi threw another bomb, and everyone cheered immediately.
When the crowd slowly subsided, Cui Niupi continued: "Where is the blessed land? The blessed land is right here!"
"Now I have a good news and a bad news for you. Which one do you want to hear?"
Zhou Yuanfu felt worried in his heart, but Cui Niubi kept harping.
"Cui Zhuangshi, please don't show off. Everyone is on fire. Let me know if you can become an immortal!"
Du Yi was also anxious at this time. Most of these cheating men were simple and upright people. How could they bear Cui Niupi going around like this?
"Okay, then I'll tell you the truth. The good news is that your Holy Mother has ascended to immortality! The bad news is that the immortal position is full, and none of us have the chance to become immortals, alas!"
Cui Niubi said pretending to be heartbroken.
"He is lying. I clearly saw the strong man and the Virgin being taken away by a big snake, but he said that he became an immortal. He is lying to us."
A surviving Taoist guard said.
"Shut up!" Cui Niupi didn't wait for anyone to comment, "What's that look in your eyes? My eldest brother and the Holy Mother were clearly flying away on a divine dragon, but you said something about a big snake. It's simply disrespectful to the gods!"
When Cui Niupi said this, the guards were so frightened that they became silent and did not dare to accuse him again.
"My eldest brother went to the fairy world with your Holy Mother, but found that the fairy world was full. The scene was crowded with gods from all walks of life, and there was only one empty seat. So the gods asked the two of them and said that there was only one seat. You
Who of the two wants to sit up?"
At this time, everyone held their breath and listened quietly to Cui Niubi's nonsense.
"If we talk about the methods of gods, my eldest brother will naturally do his part! However, my eldest brother resolutely gave up the position of the gods to the Virgin Mary. All the gods expressed their admiration for my eldest brother's integrity, and even the Virgin Mary was moved to tears."
"Then the Holy Mother said, if General Zhou hadn't given in, the position of the last immortal would definitely be yours. Since you let me live happily in the immortal world, you will be the one to decide everything in the mortal world. From now on, you will be a fool.
Holy Father!"
"So, my eldest brother is now your holy father! From now on, you must respect him, love him, and obey him..."
Zhou Yuanfu was completely paralyzed by Cui Niuxi's words. This guy was so imaginative that he turned a bad thing into a good thing. This ability was to be ashamed of.
"Cui Zhuangshi, it's not that we don't believe your words, nor that we don't listen to the Holy Mother's words. It's just that the matter is very important. Do you have any evidence for what you say?"
Pu Hu said with a suspicious look on his face.
"Humph, I think you don't believe it either. Do you still remember what my eldest brother is like?"
Cui Niubi pointed at Zhou Yuanfu, "It turns out that my eldest brother was born in a mortal body and his face was as black as a pot lid. But now you look at it, he is no longer a mortal body. Look at his handsome face, but there is still a black spot. He
Now he has a half-immortal body!"
People immediately talked about it. After all, Zhou Yuanfu showed his face yesterday, and most people still remember it. At this time, the fire was blazing, and Zhou Yuanfu's face now looked completely different from before. People couldn't help but believe it!
On the one hand, Zhou Yuanfu admired Cui Niubi's eloquence, but on the other hand, he silently thanked Lu Quan for his efforts.
"Brother, do you have any skills that you haven't shown yet? Just like that time when lightning struck the gong, they were convinced after you showed your skills a little more. Brother, those who achieve great things don't stick to trivial matters. Don't fool them, Zhang Lu
That kid can also cheat. Instead of doing this, it's better to keep the cheater in your hands."
Cui Niubi took the opportunity to whisper to Zhou Yuanfu.
Zhou Yuanfu thought for a while and thought that they had never seen the transformation collar before, so he whispered to Cui Niupi, "Brother Cui, I guess they are not convinced by the little magic, so I will do a unique trick. I will turn into Lu in a moment.
It looks like this, don’t scare yourself."
"If you get that treasure, then this matter will be easier to handle. Just take a look."
Cui Niupi heard the conversation between Zhou Yuanfu and Zhang Xiu that day, so he naturally knew about this treasure, but he didn't know how effective it was.
"Everyone, my eldest brother is now a half-immortal and can enter the immortal world. Since you still have doubts, let me invite your holy mother to give you a few words."
After saying that, Cui Niupi knelt down on one knee and said, "I would like to invite the Holy Mother to possess you!"
Everyone opened their eyes wide, for fear of missing the moment of being possessed by the immortal.
Zhou Yuanfu slowly closed his eyes, thinking about Lu's full face in his mind.
"ah!"
The crowd roared.
From everyone's exclamations, Zhou Yuanfu knew that the matter was successful.
"Cui Niubi welcomes the Holy Mother!"
Cui Niubi said loudly, reminding everyone at the same time.
"Pu Hu/Du Yi welcome the Holy Mother!"
Pu Hu and Du Yi looked at each other and saw the frightened effect in each other's eyes, so they knelt down together.
"We are waiting to welcome the Holy Mother!"
Seeing this, the other people fell to their knees.
Guan Yukou was dumbfounded. This Taiping Road was really unfathomable. My elder brother was a scholar of heaven and man, and it was really rare for him to have such an adventure.
Zhang Liakou was stunned. Brother Zhou was really secretive this week. It turned out that he knew so many spells. He was too stubborn at that time. He would like to get closer to him in the future.
Gan Ningkou was dumbfounded. Brother Zhou was really a half-immortal this week. He had to make up his mind for this brother-in-law. As long as he got married to his sister, he was not afraid that he would not teach him magic.
Shen Mi and others had already knelt down at this time. Although they did not know what the Holy Mother of God was, they still kowtowed devoutly.
"All the ministers are equal!"
Zhou Yuanfu opened his red lips lightly, and what came out of his mouth was Lu Quan's voice. As soon as he said the words, he felt a little regretful. What did he say? He had watched too many movies and TV series, so this was what the emperor said.
"I have been ranked in the Immortal Class, and all of you will receive my blessing. My immortal position was given to Zhou Yuanfu, so I asked him to be the holy father of the people on my behalf. You must respect him, love him, and obey him.
he……"
Zhou Yuanfu recited Cui Niupi's lines just now, and secretly felt sick in his heart. Cui Niupi was so eloquent, he could say any disgusting things.
"From now on, I will practice quietly and strive to be promoted to immortal status. Don't disturb me if you have nothing to do."
"Farewell to the Holy Mother!"
Cui Niubi said without missing a moment.
Zhou Yuanfu immediately changed back to his own face and pretended to be confused: "What happened to me just now? Why do I feel like I can't help myself?"
"Brother, the Holy Mother was possessed just now. Everyone saw it. The Holy Mother admitted that she canonized you as the Holy Father!"
Cui Niupi said loudly on purpose, then turned around and asked Pu Hu and Du Yi,
"Lao Pu, Lao Hu, you all heard what the Holy Mother said just now, right? There are no doubts this time, right?"
The two nodded hurriedly, "I heard it, I heard it, we should obey what the Holy Mother said, but..."
"Just what? Why are you so grinding?"
Cui Niubi said impatiently.
"We people are true to our word, and we will definitely listen to what the Holy Mother has to say. It's just that the time just now was too short. Before we could reconnect with the Holy Mother, you sent her away. Alas!"
Pu Hu sighed.
"Yes, it was too fast just now. We have to ask if the Holy Mother is well. How about inviting General Zhou? Oh no, how about asking the Holy Father to invite the Holy Mother out again?"
Du Yi said boldly.
"Shut up, you two are very courageous. The Holy Mother is no longer a mortal, but a deity! Didn't you just listen to what the Holy Mother said just now? She won't let you disturb her. She has to practice quietly. In the future, she will be an official among the gods. Whatever
If you demote some low-level gods to the earth, there will be immortal positions in the sky, and you two may be promoted to them."
Cui Niubi let go at this time and even deceived him.
"What you say is absolutely true, what you say is absolutely true."