Zhou Yuanfu was also quite embarrassed. He thought to himself, how about I summon Wu Chengen and have Wu Chengen engage in a verbal battle with Tian Feng.
"Your master told you this story, did he tell you other stories?" Tian Feng still didn't give up.
"No, it's just a story I'm telling a child. Just listen to it and enjoy it." Zhou Yuanfu said helplessly.
"No!" Tian Feng said resolutely, "There is a lot of meaning in this story, but I didn't understand it at the moment. Your master Fu Shui saved countless people back then, but he never mentioned so many gods. At most, he just paid homage to the Supreme Elder.
Jun, how can you say so much?"
"Sun Wukong secretly ate the elixir from Taishang Laojun, and then he became indestructible. Taishang Laojun must be aware of the effect of this elixir. Just when Sun Wukong and Erlang Shen were fighting inextricably, Taishang Laojun took action.
Help Erlang Shen catch Sun Wukong, knowing that he is an indestructible body, so refining him with the Bagua furnace is also a pretense, the purpose is to let him gain greater abilities, and finally let Sun Wukong become the Fire-Eyed Golden Spirit. That Tai
What is the purpose of going to Laojun?"
Then he asked himself and answered, "Rebellion? Give monkeys greater ability to rebel? Well, that's it. After the monkeys were reborn from the fire, their abilities greatly increased. Unfortunately, they were finally suppressed by the soldiers invited by the Jade Emperor."
Zhou Yuanfu was sweating profusely and his ears were ringing. He thought to himself, "Journey to the West" written by you will definitely be better than the palace drama. It is both a rebellion and a rebellion. You are quite good at making connections.
"This Taishang Laojun is the self-explanation of the old man Zhang Jiao. This Sun Wukong is good at making wishes, and the golden cudgel is similar to the staff you carry with you. Then you are Sun Wukong, and you go to the West to learn scriptures. A sutra
What’s so good about it? As you said, these Buddhists, Taoists, and Immortals can travel thousands of miles every day, so what’s the difficulty in sending a few scriptures here easily? Take today, for example, monks from outside come to teach the scriptures.
There are monks from the west living in Putong Temple, so where can we go to get scriptures? Then the moral of your master's story is to ask you to go to the west? Liangzhou? But also to let you beware of foreign soldiers?" Tian Feng was still thinking about his own analysis.
road.
Zhou Yuanfu did not expect that the Journey to the West he specially selected would remind Tian Feng of so many things.
Zhou Yuanfu then pretended to be a monk and clasped his hands together and said: "Master Tang Monk, your analysis is very clear. Why don't you just take me to the West to learn scriptures?"
Tian Feng knew that he always liked to talk nonsense, and he didn't understand the key for a while, so he had to give up.
…
Traveling over mountains and ridges, traveling at dawn and sleeping at night, after the story of Journey to the West was told, everyone became more familiar with the world of immortals, and there were more problems than before. Zhou Yuanfu was also struggling every day, trying his best to tell lies. Fortunately, Tian Feng unconsciously
He solved the problem smoothly and saved Zhou Yuanfu a lot of trouble.
On this day, the army marched in a place called Panlong Ridge. The winding mountain road was very steep, and everyone was sweating profusely and panting.
"People say that the road to Shu is difficult, but I think the Taihang Mountain Road is quite difficult. I think back then, it only took an hour to get from Shijiazhuang to Taiyuan, and it was so easy to get on the train."
Zhou Yuanfu was also panting from exhaustion. The mountain road was difficult to walk, and he had to walk and lead his horse in some places.
"Brother, where are Shijiazhuang and Taiyuan you mentioned? Why haven't I heard of them?" Cui Niubi followed closely behind.
Zhou Yuanfu knew he had made a mistake, so he said casually: "There are many things you haven't heard of. I said from Zhending to Jinyang, you will understand."
Cui Niubi stopped and took a breath, "I don't know what else the elder brother said, but I really know about the journey from Zhending to Jinyang. I remember that when I was selling goods, I walked there once, not to mention an hour, even more than ten days."
, Brother, this must be talking about immortal things again. What is that train?"
"That's the car of the immortals. One train can seat hundreds of immortals. Not to mention going from Zhending to Jinyang, even from Jizhou to Liangzhou, it doesn't take more than a day." Zhou Yuanfu recalled the modern life and said casually.
replied.
Cui Niupi smacked his tongue after hearing this, "Can the immortal fly?"
"Of course I can fly. The Immortal also has a vehicle called an airplane, which can seat hundreds of people at a time. It will be in the sky in a whoosh, and it will fly above the clouds in a short time."
The more Zhou Yuanfu spoke, the smoother he became.
"Then above the clouds is the Heavenly Palace, right?"
"The Heavenly Palace? The Heavenly Palace is still in a higher place. At least I haven't seen it. Some immortals have better vehicles, including space shuttles and spaceships. They can fly higher and fly to the stars. Anyway, I don't have it.
I have sat there, but I know that there are mortals who have been to the Heavenly Palace and conducted experiments there."
Zhou Yuanfu said sadly.
"If brother really goes to the Heavenly Palace, he will definitely not be able to come back, haha. By the way, brother, what do the immortals drink?"
Cui Niubi was not curious about what the experiment was.
"When it comes to wine, there are many. Everyone can choose the taste according to their own preferences. There are liquor, beer, rice wine, wine, cocktails, and foreign wine. Some immortals don't like to drink, so they just drink drinks. There are many drinks, such as cola.
, Sprite, various juices, various dairy products, black tea, green tea, Pu'er tea, as well as mineral water, sparkling water, Austrian, mineral water, you are not rare, you can encounter it from time to time in the mountains. Anyway, there are many kinds, overwhelming, sweet
Salty, bitter, spicy, everything. Not to mention white wine, the immortals in the north like to drink Erguotou and Laobaigan, the immortals in the west like Xinghuacun, Zhuyeqing, and Yilite, and the immortals in the south like to drink Yanghe, but most of the people in the south like to drink Yanghe.
Immortals all drink rice wine, Shikumen, Nuerhong and so on. There are more in the west, Maotai, Wuliangye, Jiannanchun, etc. Immortals make so many wines that I can’t even remember so many. Fifth brother, are you okay?
Bar?"
Zhou Yuanfu turned around and saw Cui Niubi looking like a pig, with drool dripping from his chin.
Cui Niubi wiped his mouth, "Brother, although I haven't drank what you mentioned, it sounds so delicious. So, by the way, brother, can you bring some for me?"
Zhou Yuanfu touched his nose and said, "My master taught me these in my dream. How can I get them out?"
Cui Niupi looked lonely, but then he regained his energy and said, "Then what do the immortals eat? Although they can't eat it, it's good for me to listen."
The two of them talked to each other, and the sergeant next to them secretly listened.
"There is too much to eat. Immortals have money and leisure, and they specialize in eating every day. Needless to say, you have eaten and heard about white noodles. Immortals make steamed buns, dumplings, noodles, pies, and bread.
Products. Rice is also of course enough, not only steamed rice, rice noodles, rice skins, rice noodles and various other products. Of course, meat is the main food, such as fish, including boiled fish, braised fish, sweet and sour fish, pickled fish, chopped
Pepper fish, tomato fish, grilled fish, fried fish, fried fish, steamed fish, each has its own taste. Chicken, duck, fish, beef, sheep, and pork are also common. Many immortals like to eat seafood, and there are magical instruments flying in the air.
It specializes in transporting these items over long distances, such as lobsters, crabs, shells, flounder, whatever is in the sea, no matter where you are, you can eat it, and it is guaranteed to be alive and kicking. Anyway, in one sentence, it can fly in the sky and run underground.
Anything that swims in the water can be eaten."
Zhou Yuanfu said as he walked, and when he turned around, the soldiers were all drooling along with Cui Niubi.
"Although I don't know how much food there is to eat, it sounds delicious. So what do the immortals do when they are full and full?"