Chapter 62: Turning Faces Faster than Turning Books
After looking around, Lu Bu said tentatively: "Thank you, Brother Yuan, for the generous gift. I am really ashamed to be so polite when we first met."
"It's just a small gift, why should you worry about Brother Fengxian? We have always admired heroes, and today when we saw Brother Fengxian, he turned out to be extraordinarily brave. It is an honor to meet a hero like Fengxian."
"My parents gave me a good skin, but it's a pity that I have no place to use it." Lu Bu sighed, "Since the disastrous defeat of the three-pronged army outside the Great Wall in the sixth year of Xiping, our country has not launched a large-scale attack on the Xianbei people. Although a certain
What's the use of having brute strength?"
"That's wrong. Now the chaos has emerged. I believe that brother Feng will be able to show off his talents soon. As the saying goes, the golden lin is just a thing in the pond. It turns into a dragon when it gets into the wind and clouds, hahaha."
After Zhou Yuanfu finished speaking, he laughed boldly.
"Brother Yuan, please don't say that. If these words spread, you will get into trouble. How can anyone transform into a dragon?" Lu Bu was suddenly frightened and turned pale.
Zhou Yuanfu also realized that he had made a mistake. In modern times, everyone hopes that their sons will become dragons and their daughters will become phoenixes. However, in ancient times, dragons only represented emperors. What he said was inappropriate. Even if Lu Bu was happy in his heart, he was probably scared to death.
"It's no wonder that you made a mistake." Zhou Yuanfu himself was embarrassed, "Brother Feng, where did the word 'Bu' in your name come from? I heard someone said that you were born on cloth, so you were called "Bu".
My name is Lu Bu, does this matter?"
"Haha, if you are born on cloth, you are called Lu Bu. If you are born on Kang, then you are called Lu Kang?"
Cui Niubi laughed loudly when he heard this.
"How dare you, Zhu Zi! Your surname and name were given to you by your parents, and you are making fun of them. Isn't it bad to bully my sword?"
Zhou Yuanfu thought to himself that Lu Bu was really moody and would fall out at any time. Just now, Brother Yuan was the younger brother. He was just interested in exploring the origin of his name. It was just a normal chat, but he immediately drew his sword. No wonder he was called the third surname.
Domestic slaves, even if such people are recruited around, they probably won't be able to prevent backlash.
Before Zhou Yuanfu could make a move, Guan Yu beside him was already impatient. He pulled out his sword from his waist with a loud sound, "You have a fair face and no beard. You have to defeat me first!"
Lu Bu was so angry that he screamed. He had a white face and no beard. In later generations, he was indeed a handsome boy, but in ancient times, where "the body, hair, and skin were inherited from parents," it was indeed strange. Lu Bu hated people the most in his life when he laughed at him for not growing a beard.
, and seeing Guan Yu's beautiful long beard, he was even more angry. Zhou Yuanfu watched Cui Niupi go outside to get his staff, and Cui Niupi understood and hurriedly went out of the house.
Here Lu Bu and Guan Yu have already fought each other. The ten moves of Ding Dang Dang Dang have no winner, but a lot of the furnishings in the house have been knocked over.
"Hey, red-faced long-haired monster, are you willing to continue the competition with me in the courtyard? If you destroy other people's things in the house, you are not a hero." Lu Bu put away his sword and said.
Zhou Yuanfu felt very happy. It seemed that Lu Bu was really afraid of his wife. He was probably afraid of breaking something and being scolded by his wife.
Guan Yu didn't answer and jumped out of the room. Lu Bu followed him out. The two of them continued to fight in the courtyard, and Zhou Yuanfu had no choice but to follow him out to watch the fun.
In the blink of an eye, they fought for another fifty rounds, and before the two of them could decide the winner, they heard a sweet cry, "Stop."
Then, wearing a ring and jingling bells, a woman in full dress came out from the backyard. When Lu Bu saw this woman, he immediately stopped and returned his sword to its sheath. The woman had a beautiful appearance, a curvy figure, and was full of charm as she moved. He saw the woman walking slowly towards
Lu Bu stepped forward and raised his hand. Lu Bu was immediately frightened and tilted his head.
But the woman just used a handkerchief to wipe the sweat on Lu Bu's face, "Lü Lang, I just heard someone reported that a distinguished guest was coming, why did they suddenly start a fight? I just saw a lot of things broken."
Lu Bu trembled slightly when he heard this, thinking that his family was usually very strict. But now that outsiders were around, this strict lady seemed very gentle.
"Madam, these people are here with bad intentions. They first offered me gold beads to befriend me, and then used words to tease me into rebellion, but I didn't listen. They made fun of my name and said that I was born on cloth, so that's why I was born on a cloth.
His name is Lu Bu, so I have to draw my sword and confront him, please forgive me."
Zhou Yuanfu lost his temper after hearing this. Lu Bu's brain circuit was really strange. He just wanted to get close to him, but he thought so. He was really speechless.
"This is the fault of these guests. Even if my family, Lu Lang, does something wrong again, you can't play with each other by name."
Madam Yan's face dropped when she heard this, and her words were full of displeasure.
"Fengxian and Madam, please don't be angry. Regarding the origin of Fengxian's name, I heard about it from hearsay, so I asked you about it. I don't mean any harm. Please be careful." Zhou Yuanfu said and bowed.
Yan looked Zhou Yuanfu up and down and said, "I've heard that people with dark faces must have kind hearts. Seeing that this guest has a dark face and speaks politely, it shouldn't be malicious. Maybe it's true that he means what he says but doesn't mean what he says. People don't know how to be surprised. Lu Lang, since
He's curious, why don't you just explain it so that you don't have to resort to swords and guns again."
Zhou Yuanfu thought to himself that Mrs. Yan was very pleasant to hear. If she hadn't said that she had a dark face, he would really think that she was a good person.
Lu Bu was still angry, "My ancestors took Bu as their surname, but changed it to Lu for some reason. My grandfather named me Lu Bu, and my father gave me the title "Fengxian", all so that I would not forget my ancestors and make a career.
I mean, how can I tolerate your jokes!"
"Don't blame those who don't know. We didn't mean to offend. I apologize to you and please calm down first."
Zhou Yuanfu also understood the origin of Lu Bu's name at this time, and he couldn't help feeling ashamed, so he had to bow and apologize.
"You can leave this matter alone, but I'm not done with this red-faced long-haired monster! This man was quite hostile to me just now, and just now he laughed at me for not growing a beard. Just now, the weapon was in my hand, so I'll fight him again with a longer weapon." Lu Bu
At this time, he was also unreasonable and unforgiving.
Zhou Yuanfu thought to himself: Why do you have so many people? You are too busy asking for your name, and you are not happy if you don't grow a beard. I don't want to grow a beard myself. If I had a razor, I wouldn't even grow a beard.
"Am I afraid of you! Brother Cui, brother Cui, bring me my spear."
Only then did Zhou Yuanfu think of Cui Niubi. This man went out to get his staff and didn't come back for such a long time. Could it be that he was ambushed.
"Here we come, here we come," Cui Niupi said, holding a staff in one hand and a spear in the other, running in from outside with a happy face. "Guess who I met? You can't even guess if I beat him to death."
Turning aside, Zhou Yuanfu and Guan Yu were stunned when they saw it.
A person walked in outside the door, with a graceful figure and a red dress, but it was Diao Chan who walked in from the outside.
Zhou Yuanfu thought to himself that we have never met each other in life, and he didn't know why he met this girl in this place. When he turned around, Guan Yu was obviously surprised by Diao Chan's beauty, and Lu Bu also looked at Diao Chan stupidly. He turned around again.
When I first saw Mrs. Yan, I suddenly felt that this Lu Bu was unreasonable. He had such a beautiful and fragrant wife, and he still looked directly at Diao Chan. He deserved to be taken care of by his wife every day.
Diao Chan walked in and saw Lu Bu at the first sight. She flew in front of her and said, "Brother Bu, I have found you." After saying this, she started crying.
Lu Bu also stretched out his arms and hugged Diao Chan tightly, "Sister Chan'er, you are still alive. That's great, that's great, oh..."
The last sound was made by Mrs. Yan's twisting, and then Lu Bu quickly let go of Diao Chan's hand.
"Hey, whose girl is this from? She's so pretty, and my husband doesn't even want to introduce her to me."
Madam Yan smiled and her tone was filled with jealousy.
Lu Bu was very embarrassed and stammered: "This is my sister Diao Chan. We have been in love since we were young... Later, when the war broke out, I thought sister Diao Chan had..."
Hearing this, Diao Chan also restrained her makeup and gave a slight bow, "This is my sister-in-law. Diao Chan pays homage to my sister-in-law."
"I can't stand the gift of a sister. Since she is my husband's sister, she is also my sister. Seeing that your sister is so lovely, I, the sister, must find a good husband for you."
Madam Yan already regarded Diao Chan as Lu Bu's biological sister. Lu Bu felt bitter after hearing this, but did not dare to refute.
"Sister-in-law, I don't have to worry, I just came here to take a look at Brother Bu,"
Diao Chan shed tears again as she spoke, which made people feel distressed. She raised her eyes and saw Zhou Yuanfu looking at her, so she moved forward and said, "I have made a lifelong commitment to Brother Zhou, and I came here just to take a look at Brother Bu.
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Zhou Yuanfu's heart trembled when he heard this. Although he knew that he was a spare tire, no one could refuse such a beautiful woman. Lu Bu's eyes almost burst out with fire, and Yan's hostility weakened slightly.
Diao Chan didn't care whether Zhou Yuanfu agreed or not, so she didn't say much. She took Zhou Yuanfu's big hand and walked out. This was considered a very intimate behavior in ancient times.
"Sister Diao Chan, please go slowly, there is something wrong with this person!"