Zhou Yuanfu's head was buzzing at this time and he couldn't hear anything. He clearly wanted to summon Diao Chan, but why did he summon Lu Buwei? When he was summoning, before he finished reciting the spell, Cui Niubi shouted "Lü Buwei" from outside.
"Come up, Lu Bu is coming up", could it mean "Lü Buwei is coming up"? This is too ridiculous.
When Zhou Yuanfu thought of this, he couldn't help but stretched out his hand and slapped both of his mouths, blaming himself for being slow to speak. He told him to hurry up and stop this mess. Lu Buwei raised his head and glanced at the crazy Zhou Yuanfu, and then started talking as if nothing had happened.
Zhou Yuanfu quickly sorted out his thoughts, and now things were in trouble:
First, Lu Buwei passed on Diao Chan, and he probably collapsed when he found out. What will happen next? An old man passes on a little girl, what is this called? A pear tree crushes a begonia?
Secondly, when Lu Bu saw Diao Chan naked with him, and what happened to Madam Yan, he would probably fight him to death for the rest of his life.
Third, those people just dispersed in a hurry and reported to the officials if possible. Then it would be difficult to deal with the encirclement and suppression by the officers and soldiers in Jinyang City, and they had to leave this place as soon as possible.
Thinking of this, Zhou Yuanfu sat up. Lu Buwei was still mumbling, "Just like that, I gave him all my favorite concubines. I have no way to look back. I can only grit my teeth and go on to realize my hoarding of the emperor."
To win the dream of the world..."
At this moment, I heard Guan Yu shouting from outside: "Wake up, wake up." followed by two crisp sounds.
Zhou Yuanfu knew that he could not drag on like this any longer, so he walked up to Diao Chan, stretched out his big hand like a cattail leaf fan, and slapped Lu Buwei as gently as possible as he was talking to himself.
"Does it hurt?"
"pain."
Lu Buwei looked at Zhou Yuanfu timidly, almost to tears from being beaten.
Zhou Yuanfu looked at Lu Buwei, who was as beautiful as a flower, and his heart suddenly twisted.
"Remember, you are not dreaming. I don't have time to explain it to you now. I will explain it to you slowly in the future. If you want to survive, don't talk nonsense! Remember you are not Lu Buwei, you are Diao Chan!"
Zhou Yuanfu couldn't care less about the beauty and jade at this time, and said in a stern tone.
"I said, Brother Guan, you are too shameful. Even if you wake me up and shake me, it will be fine. If you slap me, my face will probably be swollen, Siha."
Following Cui Niupi's voice, the door was pushed open. Cui Niupi covered his face and came in. Behind him, Guan Yu still looked serious.
"Hey, Miss Diao Chan is awake?" Cui Niubi forgot what happened as soon as he saw Diao Chan.
Zhou Yuanfu got angry when he saw Cui Niupi. If he hadn't yelled, how could Diao Chan, a delicate little lady, have turned into a bad old man. Thinking of this, he walked over and shot Cui Niupi's face with his bow left and right. On the side came a
Slap, this time with all my strength.
"Oh, brother, why did you hit me?"
Cui Niubi was slapped twice at once.
Zhou Yuanfu felt much more comfortable after the beating, but he couldn't explain the reason directly, so he had to say awkwardly, "I'm afraid you might have something wrong after being knocked unconscious. I heard that people can't feel pain after being knocked unconscious. Can you feel pain?"
"It hurts, it really hurts, my teeth have been knocked loose."
Cui Niupi was almost brought to tears, and then vomited a mouthful of bloody foam. When he turned around and saw Lu Bu lying on the ground tied like a rice dumpling, he immediately found someone to vent his anger on, and he went up and played ping pong for a while as if he was free of money.
"I asked you to knock me unconscious, and to beat me when you came up. This time I will give you a million peach blossoms to bloom. This time I will give you a blessing of good luck."
Dozens of slaps in the mouth knocked Lu Bu awake, and Cui Niubi was there to vent his dissatisfaction regardless.
"Stop, stop."
After Lu Bu woke up, he was almost knocked unconscious again and howled in pain. Cui Niupi was also tired from the beating and sat next to him breathing heavily.
Lu Buwei was stunned. On the one hand, he was shocked that this was not a dream, but that he had really turned into a woman. On the other hand, he was shocked that this was a place where everyone enjoyed slapping people in the mouth.
"Sister-in-law, are you awake? Brother is really good at this!"
Guan Yu gave Zhou Yuanfu a thumbs up.
Lu Bu also looked over there and said, "Little thief Zhou Cang, you insult my wife and bully me into loving my concubine. You and I are incompatible with each other."
"Who do you think you are? You dare to call Miss Diao Chan your concubine? You can't even take care of your own tigress, and you still want to have three wives and four concubines!"
Upon hearing this, Cui Niubi turned around and slapped Lu Bu twice.
Lu Bu's eyes were about to burst with anger, "Seniors can be killed but not humiliated! If I fall into the hands of you bunch of scoundrels today, I will die. If I, Lu Bu, am lucky enough not to die, I will crush your bones and turn them into ashes one day!" The next words in his mouth were:
He kept swearing and was obviously mad.
Zhou Yuanfu was also helpless. All these accounts were attributed to him, and he couldn't wash them away even if he jumped into the Yellow River.
Lu Bu's scolding became more and more unpleasant. Zhou Yuanfu's ears were buzzing from the shock, and he made a chopping motion with his hand towards Cui Niupi. Seeing this, Cui Niupi recognized this, ran out, picked up a knife, came in, and slashed it on Lu Bu's neck.
Zhou Yuanfu hurriedly stepped forward to stop him, but Lu Bu had already closed his eyes and waited for death.
"I asked you to knock him unconscious, not to chop him with a knife."
Zhou Yuanfu said helplessly, then stretched out the staff with only six sections left, pressed the switch, and Lu Bu was stunned again.
"Oh, brother, why are yours short again?!" Cui Niupi exclaimed in surprise.
Zhou Yuanfu rolled his eyelids and wanted to slap him twice, but finally held back.
"Everyone, listen to me. This is not a place to stay for a long time. It is estimated that the fleeing people will go to Fucheng to move troops. When the soldiers surround us, it will be difficult for us to escape. So we leave as soon as possible."
"Brother, what should we do about Lu Bu? Do we want to kill him to avoid future troubles?" Guan Yu stepped forward and asked.
Zhou Yuanfu hesitated in his heart. Lu Bu probably hated him deeply now. If he didn't kill him this time, he would probably encounter a situation where he would never end his life. But if he killed Lu Bu right now, then this kid would be too unjust. Although he
I want to catch myself and ask for credit, but this is human nature, and Cui Niupi did go a bit too far. Overall, everyone still feels sorry for Lu Bu. After thinking about it, I am simply in a dilemma.
Seeing Zhou Yuanfu's uncertain expression, Guan Yu advised again: "Brother, those who achieve great things don't stick to trivial matters. This Lu Bu has great martial arts skills, and he will definitely retaliate. If he keeps him, he will be a disaster sooner or later! If this man had attacked me with Zhang Liao just now, I'm afraid I would have no chance of survival."
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"Zhang Liao? Where is Zhang Liao?"
When Zhou Yuanfu heard that Zhang Liao was here, he was immediately interested.
"It's just outside. The general you just knocked down with your staff is the general. He said in a loud voice that the nameless ghost will not die under the sword. We will exchange names before starting the fight. This man's martial arts is indeed good. In time, his future is estimated to be unlimited.
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Zhou Yuanfu's brows were filled with joy, "Very good, very good." He rubbed his hands and said, "Let's not worry about Lu Bu. If the two armies are facing each other, it doesn't matter if he takes his head. But if he kills him in such a stupid way,
If it gets spread out in the future, we won’t look good on our faces.”
"What the eldest brother said is reasonable and aboveboard. Husband should be like this!"
"You are all good men and men, but I am not. Just now, this beast said that he wanted to rip out my tendons, peel off my skin, and eat my flesh. Fortunately, the elder brother was able to beat him, otherwise I would probably be in the pot by now.
Now. You can let him go, but I can't." Cui Niubi said reluctantly.
"Yun Chang, go find some horses outside and tie up Zhang Liao. Let's leave here as soon as possible."
Zhou Yuanfu ignored Cui Niubi and said to Guan Yu.
After hearing this, Guan Yu went out to look for horses.
Seeing Zhou Yuanfu not relenting, Cui Niubi came over with a swollen face and said, "Brother, listen to me just once. This kid can't be kept. If he is rescued, he will definitely lead people to hunt us down. Then it will be difficult for us to escape."
Already."
Zhou Yuanfu made some sense when he heard it, and thought that Lu Bu would play a big role in killing Dong Zhuo in the future. Maybe his arrival would bring some changes. But if he couldn't do it, Lu Bu would be killed again, and Dong Zhuo would be allowed to do whatever he wanted.
The people in the world suffered a lot that day.
The current situation was so urgent that there was no room for overthinking, so Zhou Yuanfu said to Cui Niuxi: "Then you have to figure it out. Try not to hurt his life, such as bleeding him or something, so that he can't recover for a while."
Turning to look at Lu Buwei, "Let's go."
Lu Buwei followed Zhou Yuanfu out of the door in a daze. Guan Yu had already tied Zhang Liao to a horse, but Zhang Liao was still asleep.
"Brother, this horse was ridden by Lu Bu. I think it's quite a majestic horse. It should be a bloody horse. I'll treat it as your mount from now on." Guan Yu brought another red horse.