It is better to challenge the general than to provoke him. Lu Buwei did not give in after hearing this.
"My method will definitely work. You can find a man's body and use your method to summon me there. Wouldn't that solve the problem?"
"Do you think you can just find someone to use it? You have to be immortal after being struck by lightning. Don't you believe it? Look at your wrist and see if there is a black circle. That means it was struck by lightning."
Upon hearing this, Lu Buwei hurriedly checked and found that there were black rings on his wrists, firmly stuck to the skin, like birthmarks.
"Even if you can find such a body, my secret method can only summon people from the past and the future. You are a living person now, so it should not be summoned. If the summoning is wrong, Diao Chan will follow you to the man's body. This, this...
…”
Zhou Yuanfu simply couldn't imagine that kind of scene. If Diao Chan were to wear a bearded man and get tired of him every day, the scene would be even more miserable.
"That's worth a try. It's better than now. If it happens, wouldn't you be able to fly with Diao Chan?"
Lu Buwei continued to encourage, while Zhou Yuanfu still shook his head like a rattle.
Lu Buwei suddenly opened his eyes wide, "Are you not General Zhou? Look, the color of your face is the same as the color of my wrist. Then who are you?"
Zhou Yuanfu was shocked when someone exposed his inner thoughts. If Lu Buwei knew that he was a descendant, he would probably have to pester him with questions, which would cause a lot of trouble.
"I am Zhou Yuanfu. If I am false, I guarantee it. If you don't believe me, you can swear a poisonous oath. If I am not Zhou Yuanfu, I will be struck by thunder."
Lu Buwei didn't care whether Zhou Cang was Zhou Yuanfu. He just asked out of curiosity. Seeing that Zhou Yuanfu actually swore, he stopped bothering him.
"You also swore that if your oath comes true, I will beat you into a person who can't be killed by lightning, so I won't have to look for you everywhere. I think your body is not bad, your limbs are well-proportioned, and you have abdominal muscles. Look at how strong these arms are."
As he spoke, he touched Zhou Yuanfu a few times, and Zhou Yuanfu suddenly felt numb all over from being touched. When he thought that the cute little girl in front of him was actually an old man, he got goosebumps all over again.
"Don't touch it if it's inappropriate. Please respect yourself, Prime Minister Lu."
Lu Buwei smiled sweetly and said: "It's me Meng Lang. If General Zhou is knocked unconscious by lightning, who can do this summoning method? I am really old and confused."
Zhou Yuanfu thought to himself, you are not an old fool, you are just pretending to be cute and acting stupid.
"Prime Minister Lu, let's not talk about him. Diao Chan's soul is also in your current physical body, and you will change each other after you sleep."
"Let's sleep together?" Lu Buwei said in surprise.
Zhou Yuanfu almost spit out a mouthful of old blood, "Cough, cough, cough, when you fall asleep and wake up, you will become Diao Chan, and when Diao Chan falls asleep and wakes up, she will be you. Do you understand now? Old pervert! You pretend to be in your head every day.
What?"
"You've been nagging for a long time, won't we become another person after we sleep?" Lu Buwei looked at Zhou Yuanfu as if he were a fool.
"Am I thinking too much?"
"Well, you're thinking too much."
"Okay, you are still shameless and thick-skinned, I agree. Just tell me, what should I do now?"
Sometimes Zhou Yuanfu almost suspected that Lu Buwei and Diao Chan were the same person. They were both so sharp-tongued, and he was helpless towards them.
"What should I do? Just leave it like this, it's fine." Lu Buwei said nonchalantly.
"You two still don't take this seriously. It's true that the emperor is not in a hurry and the eunuch is."
Zhou Yuanfu was speechless. He seriously doubted whether he was making a mountain out of a molehill or taking this too seriously.
He patted his head and sorted out his words, "No, you two have a conflict. Let me tell you what the conflict is. You want to travel around the world, and she wants to travel around the world with me. Do you understand this?"
"Isn't that the same thing? Isn't traveling around the world the same as wandering around the world? Miss Diao Chan and I are like-minded and we regret meeting each other too late! Don't worry, General Zhou. I agree even if the two of us spend a day alone. Now for me, life is
One day is a day's profit, well, I still find it very interesting."
Lu Buwei said with great interest, but the phrase "one person per day" sounds ambiguous.
Zhou Yuanfu was completely speechless and organized the words for a long time.
"I didn't express my meaning clearly just now. Let me rephrase it. You want to see your kingdom and travel around. But I can only do some things that you think are meaningless, such as claiming kingship, occupying territory, recruiting troops, and rescuing people.
Thousands of people and the like, and then Diao Chan will follow me, can you understand that?"
"Oh, this is indeed a troublesome matter." Lu Buwei said, stroking his braids, "Can you call the girl out and let me talk to her? You are very boring, so it would be better for me to talk to Miss Diao Chan."
Zhou Yuanfu's head was shaking like a rattle, and he had a terrible headache.
"Brother, is eldest brother in the house?"
Guan Yu's voice came in from outside the house.
"What's wrong with Yun Changke?"
Zhou Yuanfu rubbed his eyebrows, opened the door and walked out.
"Brother, the strength of these horses has recovered, should we set off?"
Zhou Yuanfu also knew that he couldn't keep delaying like this, "Get ready, we can't stay here for long, we will leave today."
Seeing Zhou Yuanfu's haggard look, Guan Yu considered it and continued: "My sister-in-law has been looking a little strange these days, can you still handle it?"
"It doesn't matter, women, there are always a few days in a month where the mood is unstable, you know..." Zhou Yuanfu laughed, and after speaking, he gave a look that everyone understood.
Guan Yu was confused and asked in a studious spirit, "How many days are there in each month? Why?"
Zhou Yuanfu sighed, and now was not the time to popularize physiological hygiene knowledge to Guan Yu, so he casually said: "Go and prepare quickly. You are still young. You will naturally know when you marry a wife in the future."
Guan Yu said "oh" and left, saying to himself as he walked, "I am older than you, and besides, I also have a wife. I really don't understand you young people..."
…
Lu Buwei was sitting on the horse, frowning and thinking about his own thoughts.
Zhou Yuanfu was also uneasy. Cui Niupi had been there for several days and didn't know how things were going. Or he dragged Zhang Liao and avoided talking about it, saying that the military situation was urgent and went directly to Hanzhong. After arriving in Hanzhong, he asked old man Tian Feng
Come up with ideas for yourself.
Guan Yu and Zhang Liao were chatting in a lively manner when suddenly Zhang Liao turned around and said, "General Zhou, we happened to be passing through Jiang County on our way to Hanzhong. Why don't the general take this opportunity to return to his hometown to pay homage?"
Zhou Yuanfu thought in his heart that he was afraid that something might happen. He only felt that his scalp was numb and his tongue could no longer control his movements.
Guan Yu, who knew nothing about it, said, "Why are you going to Jiangxian County? My eldest brother is from Dayang. If you are going to Dayang for sacrifices, we will also pass by."
Zhou Yuanfu sighed in his heart when he heard this. What should come will come, and what should go will go. There is no way to stop it.
Zhang Liao heard this and pulled the horse's head fiercely. The horse was suddenly pulled up and neighed with all four hooves.
Zhang Liao's face suddenly dropped, and he shouted angrily at Lu Buwei: "How dare you lie to me!"
Lu Buwei was still thinking about how to resolve the matter between him and Diao Chan. He was shocked when he saw Zhang Liao suddenly turned against him. Being a wily man, he did not rush to explain, but laughed loudly. Suddenly, the silver bell-like laughter filled the entire valley, and several birds
The birds also flew up and down.
Zhou Yuanfu leaned the horse over and whispered: "Why are you laughing? Why don't you think of a countermeasure quickly?"
Lu Buwei smiled and said softly: "I was just thinking about it, let's use laughter to delay the time."
Then he continued to laugh.
Zhou Yuanfu was completely speechless when he heard this, and then laughed dryly.
Zhang Liao became even more angry when he saw this, "Am I ridiculous?"
Guan Yu was startled when he saw Zhang Liao's sudden change of attitude. He recalled the conversation Diao Chan had with Zhang Liao when he recruited him. Could it be that there was something hidden in it? Could it be that he had said something wrong?
"Wen Yuan, don't worry. Maybe, maybe I remembered it wrong. My eldest brother may be from Jiangxian County. Is this matter so important?"
Zhang Liao snorted coldly, cupped his hands to Guan Yu and said, "I respect you as a good man, but don't lie to me! Is Zhou Cang from Jiang County this time?"
Guan Yu saw that Zhang Liao spoke solemnly and he was not good at lying, so he hesitated and was speechless.
Lu Buwei thought of his words here, "Zhou, brother Zhou is indeed from Dayang. General Guan remembered correctly."
Zhou Yuanfu was shocked. Is this Lu Buwei old and confused? Why did he tell the truth?
Guan Yu's expression softened a little. Diao Chan's sister-in-law was really a nice person. She said one thing and another, and did not lie or deceive others. This character was simply admirable.
Zhang Liao became even more angry and was about to explode at any time!