"The eunuch's revenge is endless. Good words, good words, good, good, good."
Jian Shuo cheered from the side.
Zhang Rang put the brush aside and said smugly: "My Fei Bai Ti training has gotten a bit better, right? This Cai Yong is indeed a talent, but it's a pity that he always wants to murder me and others."
Zhao Zhong said sadly from the side: "Jian Shuo, you only use good words and good words, but do you know who our enemies are?"
Although Jian Shuo is a eunuch, he is tall, has good facial features, and is handsome in appearance. Eunuchs are also divided into three, six, and nine grades. Now Jian Shuo is just a small yellow man. He is naturally overjoyed to be received by Zhang Rang and Zhao Zhong today. This
Zhang Rang and Zhao Zhong are not ordinary eunuchs. They grew up together with the emperor. The emperor called Zhang Rang his father and Zhao Zhong his mother. It is evident that the emperor favored the two of them. As Jian of Xiaohuangmen
Shuo naturally wants to get closer to the seniors.
Jian Shuo seemed to have considered it carefully and said, "The yellow scarf thieves are robbing here and there. Can they be considered our enemies?"
Zhao Zhong sneered and said, "Did this yellow scarf thief dig up your ancestral graves or rob your little wife? What grudge does he have against you?"
Jian Shuo looked embarrassed and dared not speak out in anger.
"Hahaha, Brother Jian is devoted to the country, so it is understandable that he regards the Yellow Turban thieves as his enemies."
Zhang Yun saw that Jian Shuo looked unhappy, so he comforted him, patted Jian Shuo's shoulder again, and changed the subject and said, "However, this yellow scarf thief is indeed not our enemy. After all, we are in the palace, and the wind cannot blow it."
When the rain stops, even if the yellow turban thieves make more noise, what does it matter to us? Besides, the main force of the yellow turban thieves is gone, and the sun is already fading, and they will all be turned into powder as soon as the autumn wind sweeps away the fallen leaves."
"Then is this great general He Jin our enemy?"
Jian Shuo still refused to give up and tried his best to prove his IQ.
"Don't laugh yet, please listen to me slowly. Although I don't read much, but I heard stories from the previous dynasty that people like us and relatives like He Jin are generally incompatible. Now of course the emperor is in his prime.
It's nothing, but if a new emperor ascends the throne and the Queen Mother takes power, then we will be in trouble, right?" After saying this, Jian Shuo smacked his lips smugly.
Zhao Zhong was so angry that he came up with something sarcastic.
Zhang Rang stopped, "Brother Jian's words are not unreasonable. But looking at it now, although He Jin has become a general, he is still doing things safely. He can be beaten appropriately, but he cannot be called an enemy. Besides, the queen still relies on us.
These people, so He Jin can’t be considered an enemy for the time being.”
Zhao Zhong couldn't help it anymore, "Look at how handsome you are, but how can you be so stubborn that you can't even tell who your enemy is, and you won't know how you died in the future."
Jian Shuo himself was also depressed. He didn't get to the point these two times. If the two powerful father-in-laws looked down on him and isolated him, then life would be difficult in the future. But after thinking about it, he couldn't think of one who was the eunuch.
Enemies, now the two of them can talk about whether they want wind or rain. Even if there is an enemy, they will pinch it to death with two fingers. If there is someone who can't even deal with these two people, then...
Zhang Rang saw Jian Shuo thinking carefully, so Wen Yan reminded: "Brother Jian, you might as well be bolder and think wider. It doesn't matter if you guess wrong."
Jian Shuo finally made up his mind, "Could it be that our enemy is..." He pointed upward.
Zhang Rang and Zhao Zhong followed the fingers and looked up, confused.
Seeing that the two people didn't understand, Jian Shuo couldn't help but feel proud again. He chuckled and said, "There are only three of us now. Let me tell you something treacherous. Could it be that our enemy is the emperor?"
Zhao Zhong almost wanted to vomit blood. He pointed at Jian Shuo with trembling hands and was speechless.
Zhang Rang was also frightened and coughed.
"If it's not the Emperor, then it's the Queen Mother?" Jian Shuo was even more confused.
"Eunuch Jian, please be careful. Our glory and wealth are all given by the Queen Mother and Your Majesty. Without the Queen Mother and Your Majesty, we are nothing! The Queen Mother and Your Majesty are our benefactors under any circumstances, but they are not ours.
Enemies, Eunuch Jian must keep this in mind. Only if we serve the Queen Mother and Her Majesty loyally can we have everything. We must be careful with what we say in the future!"
Seeing Zhang Rang's cautiousness, Jian Shuo also knew that he had said something stupid just now. But he felt very aggrieved. You asked me to make a bold guess, but I guessed, but you were scared. You eggless things are really abominable. How can I feel?
When I feel the cool air under my crotch, I feel connected to my life.
"I made a mistake just now, please don't blame me, my two father-in-laws. I am not very bright, but I am loyal to the emperor and respect and love my two father-in-laws. Don't let me guess, you two.
Just tell us who our enemy is, and I'll hit wherever you point me. That's it, right?"
What Jian Shuo said was sincere and he was so excited that he almost opened his heart to show it to the two eunuchs.
Zhao Zhong rolled his eyes and shrugged, too lazy to speak.
Hearing this, Zhang Rang laughed and said: "Since we are all working for His Majesty, we naturally share weal and woe. As for such enemies, we do have them, and there are quite a few of them."
"I would like to listen to Duke Zhang's advice."
Zhang Rang is quite satisfied with Jian Shuo's attitude. There is only one word difference between Zhang Gong and Zhang Gong, but when he hears Zhang Gong, he can feel Jian Shuo's respect sincerely. If it were the father-in-law, he would always feel that something was missing.
Jian Shuo took the photos just right, and Zhang Rang was generous in giving him advice.
"The number one is definitely Jizhou Muhuang Fusong. This man regards us as a thorn in his side. A few days ago, he ordered Fu Xie to go to court to play for us. Weren't you also present? These two people are our enemies.
, they represent the Kansai generals, if one day they gain power, we will die without a burial place!"
Jian Shuo felt the same, "Goodbye, Mr. Zhang! I was so frightened that day that I almost peed my pants. I was puzzled when I saw you volunteering to die, but seeing everyone kneeling, I followed suit. I didn't
It's embarrassing for our brother."
Zhang Rang nodded and patted Jian Shuo on the shoulder, "Brother Jian is of the same mind as us. This is obvious to all. Otherwise, Mr. Zhao and I would not have specially brought you here. Since we are together, we are closer than real brothers."
That's it.
Jian Shuo was so excited that tears filled his eyes. As a eunuch, it was more important than anything else to be regarded as one of the eunuchs.
"I have remembered what Mr. Zhang just said. Do we have any other enemies?"
Jian Shuo's attitude towards learning is still very serious.
"Yes! Take Wang Yun, the prefect of Yuzhou, for example. He wants to kill us all the time. Not only him, who among the scholar party represented by him doesn't want to kill us, especially after the party ban is imposed
, these people dance even more vigorously, always trying to take a bite out of us before we get caught." Zhang Rang said angrily.
"What Mr. Zhang said makes sense. However, if Guanxi will be our enemy and if Guandong is our enemy, then the civil and military officials of the entire dynasty will regard us as a thorn in their side. If they attack together, then we, then we...
!”
Jian Shuo also shuddered and wiped his cold sweat after speaking.
Zhao Zhong and Zhang Rang looked at each other, sighing in their hearts, and finally made sense of this awkward situation.
"That's what I say, but brother Jian, don't be too afraid. Now that we know who our enemy is, and then we know what our advantages are, this is called knowing yourself and the enemy and you will never be in danger in a hundred battles!"
Zhang Rang was afraid that Jian Shuo would lose his courage, so he hurriedly cheered up Jian Shuo.
"Our advantage? The favor of the emperor and the queen mother?"
"Smart!" Zhang Rang praised without hesitation, "This is one. The second is that we are united, we share weal and woe, and we are in the same boat. This is the foundation of our eunuchs!"
Seeing that Jian Shuo still looked confused, Zhang Rang continued to explain: "No matter they are civil servants or military generals, they can't unite. As the saying goes, civil servants are not first, military officers are not second. These civil and military officials really regard us as enemies and bandits.
, but their ability to fight among themselves is greater than their ability to attack us, so Brother Jian does not need to worry too much. So what we have to do is, first, we must unite; second, we must attack dissidents; third,
We have to pick them to fight with each other. Then we can sleep peacefully, hahaha."
When Jian Shuo heard the words, he woke up like a dream, and hurriedly expressed his loyalty: "I have deeply remembered Zhang Gong's words, but I have a destiny, and Jian Shuo will not hesitate to die."
"Very good, very good. This is our good brother. Brother Jian has a lot to do, so I won't keep any more. Here are some fruits from the Western Regions that the emperor rewarded. You can take some and share them with the brothers."
Upon hearing this, Jian Shuo also took out two land deeds from his arms and put them on the table.
"It is a blessing from our ancestors that Mr. Zhang, Mr. Zhao, and Jian Shuo have two elder brothers to support them. Any trivial remarks are not disrespectful. Please accept them with a smile."