I didn't have high hopes when I first met him, but now I see that this guy really seems to have a lot of potential!
So she immediately contacted the so-called emotional teacher Yu Mo. She never expected that the emotional teacher was upstairs from her.
Chen Ling looked at the message from Chu Jian and couldn't help but smile:
You two are truly a couple.
[Hello, emotional agent, can you help me answer some questions? If you can help me solve them successfully, I can pay you a high fee.]
Chen Tianhei basically said the same thing at the beginning, and these two people behaved like super evildoers...
Although he knew what he wanted to ask when he first met, Chen Ling still pretended to say:
"There is no need for a reward~ If you have any questions, just ask~"
When I saw Chen Ling talking like this for the first time, I felt even more deeply that this emotional agent was a reliable person and should not be a liar.
He told Chen Ling the basic situation. The emotional agent responded quickly, but the content of the reply made Chu Jian frown.
Emotional Agent: [It’s very simple, you just need to make him fall in love with your other identity. In this case, he will love you no matter who he loves~ Goose Goose~]
"Master... stop joking."
【I'm not kidding, I'm serious.】
First meeting:...
"I said, if you can help me solve it, I can pay you a high reward and even grant you a wish."
[I’m done, and I don’t want any reward~]
First meeting:???
Is this person really serious? Why does he look like a liar?
She couldn't help but take another look at her past answer records in the forum. Those answers seemed so serious. Why did it feel like a lie when it came to her?
Or am I overthinking it? Maybe this is really a good idea?
At this time, the emotional agent sent another message:
[Little sister, I know you don’t believe it~ But I can tell you clearly~ This is the nature of men~ You are still too young~ Believe it or not~ It’s up to you~]
When I first met, I thought for a moment:
"I believe it, so how can I make him fall in love with my true identity? He only likes my false identity..."
Seeing that she finally took the bait, Chen Ling couldn't help but smile:
[So, so, so, so, so, so, so...] (1500 words omitted)
"Oh! I seem to understand Master, thank you Master!"
"Meet you for the first time! Come and sleep with me!"
Chen Tianhei's voice suddenly sounded from outside.
[Ding~I saw abnormal emotions for the first time~Points +1 million!]
She opened the door directly and said with a red face and anger:
"Get out of here!"
heart:
Why are you shouting so loudly? Are you afraid that others won't know?
In fact, Chen Tianhei shouted so loudly on purpose, just to let everyone see his family throne!
After the two bickered for a while, Chu met and went to bed obediently, but he was sitting angrily on the side of the bed, far away from Chen Tianhei, waiting for Chen Tianhei to come and hug him.
After being trained by the emotional teacher, Chen Tianhei now became thick-skinned. He leaned over with a mean smile and hugged Chu Jian gently.
Chu Jian struggled slightly for a while and then stopped resisting and fell asleep.
Nowadays, none of them are troubled by the dream about smiling to welcome the spring, and sleep soundly at night.
But at this time, the people in Secret City were still suffering from the torture of Xiao Yingchun. They thought they had the same kind of dream all the time and got used to it because they were used to it.
As a result, Xiao Yingchun, the sixth child, began to change his dream state. Tonight, everyone was screaming in their sleep, kicking their legs wildly, and moving around. In the dream, there were overwhelming terrifying cockroaches. Cockroaches destroyed the human world. It was the end of the world!
And when I woke up the next day, [Laughing Dog Forum] completely exploded.
All kinds of dazzling curses and weird words were flying all over the sky. Xiao Yingchun was surfing the Internet happily in the dark, and the weird laughter kept echoing in the darkness and never stopped.
[I will pay you 100 curse coins, will anyone kill the laughing dog?]
【Add me one!】
[Raise money to kill the laughing dog! I can’t stand her anymore!]
But even if the money comes out, no one can kill Xiao Yingchun.
After everyone scolded for a long time, the scolding gradually subsided. There were still a few people who could keep scolding with nothing to do. Everyone had their own things to do.
When Xiao Yingchun saw that there were less scoldings, she immediately disclosed her own account:
[Wow Kaka~ I am your smiling dad~ Goose Goose~]
This immediately aroused public outrage again!
A business owner:
"Everyone, stop what you are doing and go scold the laughing dogs immediately!"
"If you scold me hard, I have to work overtime today!"
But the harder they scolded, the happier Xiao Yingchun became. He absorbed a lot of energy from that anger, and started scolding those people crazily on the Internet. After scolding them, they even reported them and blocked everyone's accounts.
, no matter how experienced a keyboard warrior is, there is nothing you can do if your account is blocked. Of course, you can create another account if you don't mind the trouble.
If she reports others, others will report her, but no matter how she reports her account, it is useless. Everyone can only watch Xiao Yingchun dancing there, and the more she behaves like this, the angrier people become.
"Today's class will be canceled for now. Everyone will go to the Laughing Dog Forum immediately to scold that bastard!"
Suisui:???
Chen Ling and everyone else in Sui Sui's class suffered greatly:
"I want to kill her!"
"Too cheap!"
Suisui is an obedient child. When her instructor asked her to scold her, she opened the forum and scolded her:
"Smile to welcome the spring! Stop being disgusting! Then you will become a disgusting person!"
The damage is 0!
Xiao Yingchun didn't know that was Sui Sui, so she directly replied:
[Where is this primary school student from? Have you finished your homework? 】
Suisui:???
Little, elementary school student!
"I'm not a primary school student! I'm Suisui!"
Xiao Yingchun was stunned for a moment and took a look at her online name: [Shen Ming's Sui Sui]. Then she realized that Sui Sui was actually that Sui Sui. She had been scolded by so many people that she didn't even pay attention.
After knowing her identity, Xiao Yingchun stopped replying to her, no matter what she said, so that Chen Ling would not find trouble with herself!
Soon Luo Yuxiu also joined the battle, but his account was banned not long after. The [Laughing Dog Forum] had its first large-scale account ban just a few days after its establishment!
In the end, Xiao Yingchun blocked everyone's accounts, and everyone discovered that...she was the founder of the Laughing Dog Forum. She was so different. After living for so long, this was the first time that she had seen this person.
breed people.
[Wow, why aren’t you talking anymore? There’s no one left?]
[Oh~ They’ve all been banned~ What a pity~]
[Wow Kaka~ It’s more uncomfortable if you can’t scold me? Hahaha~]
All accounts have been blocked, and those who frequently create new numbers have also been restricted from creating new numbers. Xiao Yingchun was the only one left in the entire forum blabbering. She even started a live broadcast, but the screen was black and there was nothing else.
Invisible, but her purpose is to let everyone hear her laughter~
As soon as the live broadcast room opened, millions of people poured in. They wanted to post comments and scold her, but unfortunately they were banned.
【Wow Kaka~Wow Kaka~】
[Why don’t you speak~ Little hot chick, you have no strength~ Wow Kaka~]