At this moment, the halls of all the refuges in Daxia fell into deathly silence...
I don't know how long it took before they looked at each other, a look of confusion appearing in their eyes.
What's happening here??
At the same time, massive barrage flooded the live broadcast room!
[Well, I want to ask you seriously... is he swearing? 】
[No, it doesn’t sound like this tone of voice?]
[I don’t think so either. Who could curse someone like that? Not even a single curse word? As soon as he opened his mouth, I felt like I was already sitting in a Western restaurant elegantly eating steak]
[No...he said, 'Your mother is gone'! Isn't this considered a curse?!】
[By the way, what the hell is a smiling black mangy dog that walks on two legs? It shouldn’t be a human, right? 】
[Definitely not, how can humans use this description...is the puppy lost with its mother? 】
[But what did he say next...'Mr. Chaos'? Is he the dog owner?]
[I’m really convinced, what kind of dog owner! Fu Xingzhi [Chaos] is one of the three pillars of gods in Keshen mythology! According to the legend, he is a black man. That mangy dog in front should be scolding him! 】
[Real or fake? Isn’t that the big boss? 】
[But he is a night watchman! He is also a member of the special team. Can he also curse? 】
[What's going on upstairs? It's not illegal for the night watchman to curse people... What's more, the people he's scolding are not people at all!]
[I’ll argue with you later... I couldn’t help but pick out my ears*]
[Not sure...I'll check again]
【……】
Just when the entire Internet was ignited by Su Zhe's few words, a black figure suddenly paused on the vast sea!
[Chaos] shook his head and picked up the mobile phone during the live broadcast doubtfully, with a strange expression...
what happened?
Sounds like you are hallucinating?
Why did I hear someone calling me a smiling black mangy dog that walks on two legs? And I said that my mother is gone... The key is, I seem to hear my own name... Illusion, it must be an illusion.
[Chaos]'s eyes fell on the screen, and he saw one or two figures wearing purple cloaks, standing on the sea. One of the figures covered in blood was the Lu Baoyou whom he had let go just now!
His peripheral vision caught a glimpse of the barrage filling the screen, and he suddenly froze on the spot.
At this moment, Su Zhe on the screen spoke again unhurriedly:
"Yes, there is no doubt that I am talking about you, Lord Nyarlathotep from the ancient vineyard... To be honest, your full name is really difficult to pronounce. If possible, it is still 'the black slave' or '
That funny manly dog that looks like a human being is more suitable for you."
Listening to Su Zhe's calm words, [Chaos]'s eyes slowly opened wide, with a rare look of disbelief in his eyes...
This human being...is mocking Him?
In front of billions of ants, live broadcast, mocking Him??
At this moment, [Chaos] even forgot about his anger. He looked at the calm face in the picture and the barrage floating on the screen, and suddenly felt an inexplicable sense of absurdity...
This is the first time [Chaos] has felt this way since he came to this world. Even when Lin Qiye made a desperate comeback in the hospital four years ago, he had never been so shocked!
"If my title offends you, then I'd like to apologize in advance... I'm not very good at talking."
Su Zhe clasped his fingers and counted seriously:
"Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry..."
"...?" [Chaos] was stunned again.
The audience in front of the screen was also stunned for a moment.
This night watchman on the live broadcast...what is he doing?
"So, Mr. Mangy Dog." Su Zhe took a deep breath, "You are a ridiculous, ugly, uneducated, motherless, poor person. I am here to express my sincere condolences and deep sympathy for the passing of your mother...
In fact, your mother also stayed with me for several days. As her owner, I would use my fingers to have friendly and cordial communication with her every morning... But unfortunately, my communication intensity was a bit too strong today."
Su Zhe rubbed the remaining yellow solid on his fingertips, and soon it floated into the sea with the breeze. His expression was full of regret.
"If possible, Mr. Mangy Dog, I hope you can come and see your mother off for the last time... Considering that you have just lost your mother, as your mother's former owner, I can reluctantly give you a precious opportunity...
An opportunity for a son to inherit his mother's legacy.
Because I am not at home all year round, I need you to guard the door of my house for me every day. When you see someone walking past the door, just call twice. You don’t have to worry about someone snatching you away, because I will tie you with a strong rope. If
If you are bored, you can also go do some work in the cotton field in my backyard... You should be very good at this.
Of course, I will also give you some rewards from time to time..."
Under everyone's gaze, Su Zhe raised his palm again and pointed at his butt.
He smiled happily and said:
"I'll reward you with a fresh piece of mother every day, Mr. Mangy Dog, what do you think?"
Everyone in front of the screen was completely stunned.
[Now I am sure...he is swearing]
[I’ve learned a lot. It’s the first time I’ve seen such a curse word in my life. The key is that it doesn’t use a single curse word. I’m really convinced!]
[No, there are too many elements in these sentences... I can’t come up with it. Can someone explain it? 】
[Keywords: motherless, earwax, watchdog, and black... Well, I won’t talk about the last one, everyone knows it]
[It’s so considerate. He doesn’t use any curse words. So many people are watching the live broadcast. Even if there are children, they can’t understand it. He really... I cried to death!]
[How dare he scold [Chaos] like that? Isn’t that the enemy’s big boss? This is too brave!]
【The First Warrior of the Night Watch?】
【Is it true that nothing will happen if he scolds you like that?】
[Hahahaha, to be honest, I put it in my place, if I were that [Chaos], my lungs would explode with anger! 】
【……】
As a massive barrage of arch fire swept across the screen, [Chaos]'s chest began to rise and fall violently!
He stared at Su Zhe, who was pointing at his butt and smiling brightly on the screen, feeling an unprecedented sense of shame and anger welling up in his heart!!
Unfortunately, he was so smart that he understood every element of Su Zhe's words. At this moment, he was like a powder keg about to explode. A wisp of anger wafted out, directly rolling up the sea below.
A whirlpool of dozens of kilometers!
A mere ant...how dare he do that??
"In short, I will always keep this live broadcast on. All the people in Daxia and I will be here waiting for your arrival," Su Zhe narrowed his eyes and said quietly,