"Fat man, look, there is a wild boar bathing in the pool!" I pointed at the pool and said loudly.
"Where?" Huang Shulang ran over quickly and stretched out his head to look into the pool.
I quickly kicked Huang Shulang in the butt.
Huang Shulang fell down like a pig.
"You're lying, Master! Ah!"
"Bang!"
The water splashed up Lao Gao. I wasn't worried that Huang Shulang would drown. It's really rare for people born in the 1990s who don't know how to swim in the countryside. In addition, there is a river not far from Bajiao Village, and the men and women in the village really don't know how to swim.
It’s more common. Huang Shulang also said that he ran to the Dama River and hid behind the rocks to watch the village women take a bath.
The water in the pool was not shallow, more than one foot deep. Huang Shulang fell into the water and floated out after a while.
Huang Shulang spat out water and shouted: "Master, Master, even if you don't want to teach me martial arts, you can't clean up your family. I know you are interested in Teacher Lin as your mother-in-law, but I didn't go and watch Teacher Lin take a shower."
What a bastard! I picked up a big stone and smashed it down hard. It hit the water two meters away from Huang Shulang, like a bomb, and the water splashed up to Lao Gao. Huang Shulang was startled and hurriedly went to
Swim by the pool.
I originally wanted to jump down, but if I fell into the water, I was afraid that I would get soaked like Huang Shulang. There were a lot of snacks in the bag. I haven’t used the new flashlight I bought. I’m afraid it will be wet if it is poured with water.
Blind in vain.
I can push the coffin away with the word Yuan Qi Feng, but can you use the word Yuan Qi Feng to send me down?
Thinking of this, I immediately condensed a vitality wind character. After resting here for a long time, my vitality had recovered slightly. It was just enough to condense a vitality wind character. I picked up Heidou and with a thought, the vitality wind character immediately turned into
A small whirlwind wrapped me up, my body immediately became emotional, and I actually flew up!
The most important thing is that this whirlwind seemed to be able to communicate with my mind. It wrapped me up and slowly crawled out from under the waterfall, then slowly flew over the pool, and then slowly fell. But when I landed, all my energy was exhausted.
The whirlwind immediately lost control and turned into a gust of wind and flew into the woods. Heidou and I immediately fell from the air. We pressed heavily on Huang Shulang, who had just climbed ashore.
Huang Shulang just climbed ashore and kept panting on the shore. He almost lost his breath when I pressed him like this.
"Ghost!" Huang Shulang naturally didn't expect that I would come down in such a domineering way. He was frightened to death and almost fainted.
I couldn't sit still, so I fell to the ground. The black beans in my hand rolled out far away, and I groaned a few times, expressing my extreme dissatisfaction with me.
"What's the ghost calling? Get up quickly, it's getting late, we have to go back quickly. Heidou, go and ask Lao Huang to come down, we're going back." I ordered Heidou, and Heidou ran away.
Huang Shulang opened his eyes wide and looked at Heidou running around, feeling extremely envious.
"Master, when you are stupid, just give me a dog like this." Huang Shulang got up, took off his clothes, wrung out the water, and finally put on his underwear and held the clothes in his hands. His skin was so white
Incredible, just like a pig walking upright.
"No problem, if you behave better, maybe I will consider it." I thought for a while and said.
"Master, we have found all the secret books this time, how will I practice martial arts later?" Huang Shulang said again.
This is a problem. I can't teach this elm-headed Tao at all. I haven't figured out what's going on myself, so how can I teach it to Huang Shulang? However, I thought of Xingyi Five Elements Boxing. Since Xingyi Five Elements
Boxing is too difficult, then I can find a not too difficult Kung Fu to teach Huang Shulang.
"Don't worry, the teacher has his own way." I said in the tone of the scholar on TV.
Huang Shulang was quite pleased with it. He nodded and bowed: "I'll go to our house later and cut a pound of pig head meat and send it to Master's house."
Damn it, I can't wait to kick Huang Shulang back into the pool. My unique martial arts can only cure a pound of pig head meat? Why should it be worth a pig head?
As soon as he returned to his yard, Teacher Lin came out and said, "Huang Jingyang, where are the mushrooms you picked?"
Mushrooms! This important question was forgotten.
"Stop talking. That fat guy Huang Shulang was carrying the basket, and he rolled and fell into the puddle. All the mushrooms fell into the puddle." I felt a little scared when I saw Teacher Lin. Children with guilty consciences are like this.
of.
Teacher Lin smiled sweetly: "Huang Jingyang, have you forgotten that you always look around when you lie?"
I knew, I knew I couldn't deceive this smart and beautiful woman. I could only hang my head and pretend to be honest.
"Huang Jingyang, put away all your tricks quickly. Otherwise, I will give you fried pork with bamboo shoots today." Teacher Lin threatened.
Smart women learn things so quickly that they even learned the special dish of our place, stir-fried pork with bamboo shoots. This stir-fried pork with bamboo shoots is not that stir-fried pork with bamboo shoots. Children in the village made mistakes, and their parents’ favorite thing to do was to use moso bamboo branches.
Lesson. After the bamboo branches lose their leaves, they may be used to make brooms, or they can also be used to teach children. The thin branches are very painful when slapped on the body, but they will not hurt the bones or break the skin. There is no need to worry about the sequelae.
.And the materials are extremely cheap and can be found everywhere. Children in the village grew up eating fried meat with bamboo shoots.
"Teacher Lin, now the bamboo shoots have turned into bamboo. Where can I eat them?" I said with a smile.
"Hmph! It seems that someone will not shed tears until he sees the coffin. You said you would go out to play, and you even lied to me to pick mushrooms. The most hateful thing is that you promised to take me with you, but you actually abandoned me
You're off. It won't work if I don't punish you well today." Teacher Lin lifted me up.
I, Huang Jingyang, a cultivator, was mentioned by a woman. Don’t children have human rights?
My heart skipped a beat and I shouted righteously: "Grandpa, help me!"
The world of adults is not something that I, a monastic child, can understand. My grandfather, who has always treated me as a treasure, actually helped me to do this: "Teacher Lin, don't hit me with your hands. Our farm kids have thick skin and it will hurt your hands. I will let you go behind the gate."
A bamboo stick. Beat it hard."
Okay. I finally understand, I picked it up.
Suddenly I felt a cold feeling in my buttocks. Teacher Lin actually took off my pants. Shi Ke was indestructible. If I hadn't seen that she was a woman, I would have been rude to her. But don't think that since she was a woman, there was nothing I could do.
I turned around and saw Teacher Lin raising the bamboo stick high, and immediately screamed.
"Ouch, mother. It hurts so much."
Teacher Lin chuckled: "Huang Jingyang, it's early. My stick hasn't fallen yet."
Thinking I was stupid, the stick fell and my shouting was in vain.
"Snapped!"
"Oh mother, Teacher Lin, are you really hitting her?" This time it really hurt. It seems that I really offended her this time.
"You still think I'm just showing off? Huang Jingyang, tell me honestly, where did you go today? I heard from the owner of the canteen that you bought a flashlight and biscuits from him the day before yesterday. You went out today at dawn.
You just set off, what are you using a flashlight to shine on? There is so much dirt and moss on your body. You always say, where did you go?" Isn't it said that long hair makes short-sighted? Is it reasonable for a beauty with beautiful hair to be so smart?
How can I, a cultivator, give in in front of a woman? I will fight to death and refuse to admit it.
"I went to the pool to take a bath. There was a cave over there, and I heard there were fish in it. So I brought a flashlight."
"Snapped!"
I was spanked again on the buttocks, and it was burning. I mentally greeted the many ancestors of the family of the person who invented the method of beating people with bamboo sticks.
"You still dare to lie. If you don't say it, do you think Huang Shulang dares not to tell it? I told Huang Shulang's parents today that when you two come back, there will be a trial immediately. When Huang Shulang confesses later, you will be beaten twice as much."
Teacher Lin left me with no way out. I responded with silence.
"I know you are going to the main peak of Bajiao Mountain! I just want to hear your honest truth. I have to teach you a lesson today." Teacher Lin slapped me hard a few more times.
I stopped screaming because I heard Teacher Lin's voice trembled a little. I turned around and saw Teacher Lin's eyes were red. She was worried about me. Although I was still young, I could feel the warmth of being cared for.
Teacher Lin threw away the bamboo stick in his hand and pulled up my pants: "Huang Jingyang, I tell you, if you dare to go to the main peak of Bajiao Mountain again in the future, I will break your legs."
After this experience, I no longer want to take risks there.
"Teacher Lin, I promise not to go." I lowered my head and lay on Teacher Lin's lap. I, a Taoist, actually fell asleep on a woman's lap like this. Today was thrilling and thrilling again.
It was exhaustion. Although there was still some burning pain in my butt, I was able to sleep soundly.
When I woke up, it was already evening. Grandpa put the food in the rice pot to heat it up. It was still hot when he ate it.
"You kid, when Teacher Lin went to the canteen to buy something, he found out that you had bought a flashlight there. I guessed that you might have gone to the main peak of Bajiao Mountain. Don't you know how dangerous it is there? There are so many people in the archaeological team and no one is alive.
Come out. You and the fat man are in good luck. What should you do if you can't come out?" Grandpa smoked and didn't speak for a long time.
I didn't tell my grandfather and Teacher Lin about what happened in the cave, and they didn't ask. The incident just passed. From then on, I became more well-behaved and looked like an ordinary child.