"One hundred, two hundred, two hundred one, two hundred two, two hundred three, two hundred four, two hundred five... Don't interrupt, don't interrupt, where did I count? Oops, Teacher Lin, don't get hurt, it hurts me to death.
"My biggest interest now is to take out the money I put in the chocolate box and count it. It makes Teacher Lin very angry every time. I just didn't notice that Teacher Lin was back, otherwise I wouldn't be in front of her.
Counting money to play. The result was terrible. Teacher Lin pulled my ears very skillfully. Teacher Lin probably used to have my ears pulled by teachers when I was a child. This time I was really skillful in pulling my ears.
"Huang Jingyang, you are a little kid, what are you going to do with so much money?" Teacher Lin asked with a smile.
"Go over the building and marry my mother-in-law." I, a Taoist, had his ears pulled by a woman. It was really, ahem, ahem.
"Didn't you say you wanted to marry Teacher Lin when you grew up?" Teacher Lin asked.
I said it, I nodded: "Renovate the building first. Build the most beautiful building in the village. Three floors, oh, no, four floors."
"Why are you building such a big house? How many aunts do you want to marry?" Teacher Lin asked with a smile.
"Marry many, many aunts." I followed Teacher Lin's words and fell into the trap without paying any attention.
As a result, I, a cultivator, was lifted up directly by a beautiful woman, and then pressed down on the bench. My panties were pulled down, and my buttocks were slapped several times: "I told you not to learn well."
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"I said it wrong, I meant when I grow up, marry Teacher Lin and have many, many children." I said with a smile.
Teacher Lin chuckled. In fact, Teacher Lin was not too heavy-handed. He pulled up my pants and said, "You should marry Xiaohua as your mother-in-law. She is the most fertile child."
Xiaohua is the smallest of the three pigs we feed. I named the three pigs Dahua, Erhua, and Xiaohua. When spring comes, Dahua, Erhua, and Xiaohua have their babies one after another.
The big flower gave birth to ten, the second flower gave birth to eleven, and the little flower gave birth to twelve in one breath.
Damn, I am a Taoist. I am married to a little flower. But now I am being held in Teacher Lin’s hand, and I can’t reach the ground even if I keep kicking my legs, which makes Teacher Lin laugh even more. I simply hang my head,
Still carried by Teacher Lin.
"You brat, you have been thinking about your mother-in-law a lot at such a young age. You will definitely be a playboy in the future." Teacher Lin pinched my cheek and pulled it.
"Master, have you been spanked by Teacher Lin again?" Huang Shulang came out of nowhere and admired the way I was being lifted in Teacher Lin's hands with great interest. As a cultivator, even if I was lifted in Teacher Lin's hands,
He is also handsomer than other children.
"In the future, I will be called Master, you know? When I grow up, I will marry Teacher Lin as my aunt." I raised my head and said to Huang Shulang in a dignified manner. I completely forgot that Teacher Lin was holding her in his hand.
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Huang Shulang glanced at Teacher Lin hesitantly.
"If you don't beat me for a while, I'll go to the house and uncover the tiles." Teacher Lin hit me twice on the head with his knuckles this time.
At that time, I was thinking to myself, as a Taoist, a good man will not fight with women.
Teacher Lin still put me down with dignity, "Huang Shulang, don't listen to Huang Jingyang and don't scream, otherwise I will go to your house for a home visit. You lifted Li Lijuan's skirt yesterday."
Although Huang Shulang is afraid of me as a master, she is even more afraid of Teacher Lin. At least their Huang Kui will not trust me as a master and will only listen to Teacher Lin.
Huang Shulang has been with me for a long time, and his brainpower has improved a lot. He smiled and said, "Master, are we going to have special training today?"
"Of course, special training is required. If my master, who is such a powerful master, has a coward like you as his apprentice, I will lose face in the future. I will ask Heidou to follow you around the village for ten or eight times. Don't be lazy.
, otherwise Heidou will really bite." This guy is really short-circuited. He knew that I had just been taught a lesson by Teacher Lin, but he actually came up to me to vent my anger. I just happened to help him.
"No." Huang Shulang's face turned green when he heard this. But I am the master and I have the final say.
Seeing Huang Shulang running forward panting and being yelled at by Heidou, my young mind finally regained balance.
I took the high school entrance examination, and I got the first place in the class without any suspense. With such a good tutor, it is really unreasonable for me not to get the first place. But what is surprising is that Huang Shulang actually lost the scheduled last place.
.Became third from the bottom. This surprised everyone.
When I got home with my report card, the first thing Teacher Lin did was not praise me, but torture me. I was a little worried that my ears would develop in the direction of Zhu Bajie in the future.
"Bad boy, did you copy the answers for Huang Shulang?" Teacher Lin asked forcefully.
"No!" This time I was really wronged. I was about to ask that damn fat man. How many times have I been subjected to domestic violence because of him?
Seeing that I didn't seem to be telling lies this time, Teacher Lin became a little gentler: "Really?"
"I didn't even sit with him." I sniffed. As a Taoist, I almost cried at that time.
"Cheating in exams is a very dishonest behavior, do you know? If you do, correct it and encourage it if you don't," said Teacher Lin.
I felt that the vitality in my body was about to go berserk. Without any evidence, I started to take action right away. Teacher Lin was becoming more and more violent.
When I went to press Huang Shulang to question him, Huang Shulang was also very aggrieved: "No one around me has taken more exams than me. Who should I copy?"
"Why did you become smart all of a sudden?" I scratched my head.
"How do I know? My dad said that if I lose weight, I will be smarter." Huang Shulang said proudly.
When I took a closer look, Huang Shulang's fat was really reduced a lot. But it was just less, but it was still a lot.
Huang Shulang followed me around and suddenly became smarter. Originally, because I took Huang Shulang to the main peak of Bajiao Mountain last time, his father Huang Kui didn't allow Huang Shulang to come and play with me. But after getting his high school entrance examination results, Huang Kuiqie
Several pounds of front leg meat came to our house.
"Kui Zi, what are you doing?" Grandpa looked at the large piece of front leg meat in Huang Kui's hand with some surprise.
"Second uncle, I'm here to thank my master." Huang Kui's face was full of smiles. He also had a lot of fat on his face. Huang Shulang also inherited his genes.
"Oh, it turns out it's for Teacher Lin." Grandpa nodded.
"This time it's for Yang Yang. Isn't my boy called Master Yang Yang?" Huang Kui put the hind leg meat in his hand on the table.
"For Yangyang?" Grandpa was very surprised.
"It must go to Yangyang. My boy won third place this time."
Grandpa chuckled: "Well, I used to be ranked first from the bottom, but this time I was finally ranked third from the bottom. I finally got two places."
Grandpa never expected that Huang Shulang would get any good rank in the exam.
I walked out of the room: "Grandpa, you made a mistake. Huang Shulang is not the third from the bottom this time, but the third from the top."
"Impossible." Grandpa simply couldn't believe it.
Huang Kui looked embarrassed: "Second uncle, this time my boy really came in third. Look, this is the report card."
Grandpa took it and looked at it, his eyes widened. He got 86 in Chinese and 90 in mathematics. He really ranked third.
"There is smoke coming out of your ancestral graves." Grandpa was stunned for a long time before saying.
Huang Kui was also in a good mood. No matter what his grandfather said, he would always smile honestly.
"Don't doubt classmate Huang Shulang. This time he really got the score he deserved. He has really improved."
Huang Kui walked up to me and bowed to me. I was so frightened that I quickly ran behind Teacher Lin.
"Yangyang, my uncle used to be ignorant and superstitious. He followed the people in the village and didn't want to see you. I really killed a pig until I turned into a pig. How could such a smart kid like you be a disaster star? You are clearly Wenquxing. From now on our fat boy
I don't care if you want to beat or scold me. Second uncle, I'm here to thank Yangyang for this meat. Let's go." Huang Kui turned and left.
The two adults in the family both turned their attention to me, a Taoist. As a Taoist, I have never seen anything in the world. Why do I feel a little chilled when I see these four looks?
I ran away, but my little legs were kicking in the air, and I couldn't get out. Teacher Lin, with his quick eyesight and quick hands, actually lifted me up.
As soon as I arrived at school the next day, Ma Jindong walked up to me, pushed the golden mountain, poured the jade pillar, put it on his head and bowed: "Master, master is..., above, I will accept my disciple's... bow."
I was so shocked that I almost let Ma Jindong kneel down before letting me go.
"I'm not dead, why are you kneeling down to me?" I was furious.
"I, I, I also want to be like Huang, Huang Shulang, be, be..., be an apprentice." Listening to Ma Jindong say a sentence, it also makes me very breathless. Because he will give you an infinite loop from time to time.
Ma Jindong was also very straightforward. Since his tongue was not flexible, he just gave me three clicks.
"I, I, I won't accept you as my apprentice. If I stay with you for a long time, I might learn to stutter like you. At that time, will I be the master, or will you be the master?" I really don't want to learn from you.
Ma Jindong was stunned to be infected by him.
"I...I will change." Ma Jindong said quickly.
"It still doesn't work. Then you change it and I stutter. That's a loss." I walked away quickly.
Ma Jindong shouted to me loudly: "I won't get up if you don't agree!"