After persisting for a while, some people couldn't bear it anymore and vomited out. It was really smelly. I have never smelled such a disgusting smell in my life.
Someone took the lead, and the others immediately started vomiting as if they were infected.
Lu Senlin resisted the urge to vomit, and even patted Jiang Jijun on the side, "You guys are really bad. Look at Minister Jiang, he is an old revolutionary, and he is able to stay calm even in such a bad situation.
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"Shut up!" Jiang Jijun was already having a hard time enduring it, but when Lu Senlin interrupted him like this, he couldn't bear it any longer. He quickly ran to the side, found a bush and let it go and vomited it out. At first, he felt comfortable vomiting.
, when I vomited out the jaundice water later, some water also poured out of my nose. The feeling was really ecstasy.
Lu Senlin was the last one to vomit, coming later and vomiting harder, with tears streaming down his face.
However, even though I had vomited it out, the odor did not weaken a little. On the contrary, it showed a tendency to intensify.
"Minister Jiang, why don't we go to the village to arrest people? We really can't stay here anymore," someone said.
Jiang Jijun knew that it would not be a problem if this continued, so he nodded: "Okay, let's go to Xianji Bridge. Find Secretary Zhou first."
As soon as Jiang Jijun and his party left, Chang Xing reappeared. He did not approach the forest over there. Instead, with a wave of his hand, a burst of rain fell in the forest out of thin air, washing away the stench without a trace.
But Jiang Jijun and his party came to Xianji Bridge. They met people on the road, and just as they were about to go forward and ask, the others smelled the stench from a distance and ran away quickly.
"Hey, what are you doing in our yard with such a big group of people?" Zhou Tongsheng, a militiaman from Xianji Bridge, looked at this strange group of people and shouted from a distance.
"Hello, fellow countryman, I am Jiang Jijun from the Armed Forces Department of the commune. I came to see Secretary Zhou of your brigade to have something to do." Jiang Jijun asked loudly.
"Looking for Secretary Maolin? Huh? Why is it so smelly? What did you take? Isn't it a stink bomb?" Zhou Tongsheng covered his nose and ran away.
Zhou Tongsheng's imagination was so rich that he even thought of stink bombs. He quickly ran to Xiao Yinshun's house and said, "Brother Yinshun, it's not good. A group of people came here with stink bombs on them. They stink to death!"
Xiao Yinshun couldn't figure out what was going on: "What stink bomb? Is there such a new weapon? Are they coming from spies?"
Xiao Yinshun also paid special attention to it. He immediately called a few militiamen and ran quickly to the entrance of the village. He happened to encounter Jiang Jijun's group.
"Brother Yinshun, it's them! They must have stink bombs hidden on them. You can smell them from such a distance." Zhou Tongsheng said.
Xiao Yinshun also hurriedly covered his nose with his hands. It really stinks, and he might be carrying a stink bomb: "Stop! What are you doing? Don't move!"
Xiao Yinshun just thought that saboteurs were coming. When he ran out, he was carrying a gun. At this time, he loaded the bullet and aimed directly at the opponent.
Jiang Jijun was so angry that he was half dead. The dignified commune armed minister was pointed at gunpoint by the militiamen below. Do you think he was angry?
"I am Jiang Jijun! Call your militia company commander over!" Jiang Jijun shouted loudly.
Xiao Yinshun recognized Jiang Jijun. After a closer look, he saw that it was really Jiang Jijun: "Minister Jiang, what are you carrying on your body? Why do you smell so bad?"
"We didn't bring anything with us? That's right. We passed through a forest just now, and something in there stunk. We were fumigated to death. When we came out, we were all smelly," Jiang Jijun said.
"Minister Jiang, you have such a strong stench, and I don't know if it is poisonous or not. I think you should not enter the village. If you have anything to say, just say it here, and I will inform the people." Xiao Yinshun said.
If in normal times, there was a brigade cadre who refused to allow him to enter the village, Jiang Jijun would slap him in the face, but now he really couldn't afford to shame this person. He had such a strong stench, and when others saw him, they would show their extreme expressions as if they were seeing shit.
The disgusting expression made Jiang Jijun unbearable. His image was completely destroyed.
Jiang Jijun felt like he was going crazy. What the hell is all this? Why can’t the stink on my body go away?
"Okay, I'll come over next time." Jiang Jijun thought for a while and decided to go back first.
"Minister Jiang, if you didn't catch that little Taoist priest today, it will be even harder for you to have a chance in the future." Lu Senlin was a little unwilling.
Xiao Yinshun naturally recognized Lu Senlin. Even if he didn't, wouldn't Xiao Yinshun recognize Lu Senlin's foreign language? Not to mention how famous Xiao Yinshun was in Xianji Bridge. He was almost dragged out for a parade.
"Minister Jiang, what's going on with this man? Did this man file a complaint against you?" Although Xiao Yinshun hated the smell of Jiang Jijun and others, after hearing the words "little Taoist priest", Xiao Yinshun had to
Pay attention to.
"It's nothing." Jiang Jijun said quickly.
"Not long ago, this person went out to steal things at night and was caught on the spot. I was originally going to arrest them and parade them through the streets. But then I saw how pitiful they were, so I just asked them to make a self-examination. The self-examination letter is still in the hands of Secretary Maolin. He must be
I have filed a complaint against our brigade. But can such a person be believed?" Xiao Yinshun briefly told the story of Lu Senlin and others stealing things at night.
Jiang Jijun's eyes immediately changed when he looked at Lu Senlin. After all, Jiang Jijun is still a native of Dashui, so the locals naturally trust the locals more. If he colludes with outsiders to bully the locals, will Jiang Jijun continue to live in Dashui in the future?
"Xiao Yinshun, I won't go in. I don't know when this stench will dissipate." Jiang Jijun turned around and left with a dark face.
In normal times, Xiao Yinshun might have let Jiang Jijun come in to have a meal, but Jiang Jijun and his entourage were all so stinky, why would he stay? What's more, he had to go to Zhou Maolin as soon as possible to explain the situation.
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Jiang Jijun and his entourage came out of the yard, and Lu Senlin said quickly: "Minister Jiang, don't listen to the people in Xianjiqiao, they framed us. We went to investigate the matter on the Xianjiqiao private land. In the end, we were chased and beaten by them, and we couldn't run away in the end.
When we arrived at the rice fields..."
"Do you think I'm stupid? I can't tell if you're stealing something? You can't investigate the private land during the day? Why do you have to do it in the middle of the night?" Jiang Jijun snorted disdainfully, "You go back and tell Xiao Guangming, it's best to hide it.
Keep your tail in check! Otherwise, he will suffer."
Jiang Jijun walked away angrily. Jiang Jijun suddenly felt that he was really stupid. Why did he get drunk by a few educated youths from other places? Now it would be better to make a fool of himself!
After Chang Xing eliminated the stench in the woods, he went up the mountain. As for Jiang Jijun's group, he didn't bother to pay attention. Anyway, this time, Jiang Jijun's group will have to learn a profound lesson. This kind of stench is not as bad as
Generally speaking, it was Chang Xing who tampered with it. Once it gets on your body, it is impossible to remove it in a short time. If it doesn't take ten days and a half, you can't even think of completely removing it.
Back in the mountains, the old cat looked at Chang Xing with disgust. It seemed that Chang Xing also had some odor on his body. Chang Xing knew that he might have accidentally picked up some when he went to the woods to clean up the odor, and he smelled it himself.
Not coming out. But these three people in the family are all masters of smelling smells.
Dahuang is still very affectionate towards Chang Xing, but always keeps a distance from Chang Xing. It seems that it is also very disgusted with the smell.
Dahei meowed at Chang Xing and hid from a distance, but there was a trace of guilt in his eyes, unlike that old cat, which was completely naked disgust.
Chang Xing waved his hand and cast a removing spell to immediately remove all the remaining odor from his body.
At this moment, Da Huang immediately rushed over and kept rubbing against Chang Xing.
Dahei also came over and rubbed his head on Chang Xing's leg affectionately.
Only the old cat still looks disgusted. It smells bad, no matter how clean you clean it, it still smells bad. Meow!
"Old cat, do you believe that I made your whole body smell bad?" Chang Xing threatened.
The old cat rushed out quickly and looked back at the Patriarch's Temple in fear. This little Taoist priest was really crazy. If I can't offend me, why can't I hide? Alas, he was holding a bag in his hand just now
It's pork head meat, but it has a bad smell. I don't know if this guy will take out the wine to drink. Don't even think about swallowing my share! The old cat rushed back to the house angrily and meowed confidently at Chang Xing.
One sound.
"Crazy?" Chang Xing was mewed by the old cat inexplicably.
The old cat stood there angrily, staring at Chang Xing.
"Old Cat, last time I asked you to go to the mountains to look for monkey wine, why didn't you go and look for it? There are so many monkeys in the mountains, it's impossible that there won't be a group of monkeys who can make monkey wine." Chang Xing said.
It's okay if you don't say this, but the old cat gets angry when you mention this. You tricked me into going to the monkey's lair and looking around, but the monkey almost tore my old bones apart. Fortunately, this meow is very good at escaping, otherwise
Is there still life to come back? It’s okay if you hide the wine and don’t let me drink it, but you actually set a trap for me and let me die. Dahuang can tolerate it, but I can’t!
Originally, there were no very powerful monkeys in the monkey nest, but it was still terrifying to be surrounded by such a large group of monkeys. He actually knew how to pick up things and throw them away. The old cat’s head was almost smashed by those monkeys. What a good cat.
His head was smashed into a pig's head, and he hid outside for several days before the swelling subsided. How dare this bastard dare to mention this!
Chang Xing didn't know what Lao Mao had been through. He was still thinking about what monkey wine tasted like, and wondered if he could imitate monkeys and brew a few pots of monkey wine to drink.
The braised pork head meat can be eaten as soon as it is hot. Chang Xing directly puts the cut pork head meat in the bowl, and a simple Taoist technique can make the pork head meat hot. The smell of the braised pork head wafts out,
The old cat didn't care whether the pig head meat still had the same smell as before.