Lu Senlin quickly ran back to the Youth Farm, but everyone along the way quickly pinched their noses and ran away as soon as they met him, with disgust on their faces.
Before Lu Senlin found Xiao Guangming, he almost cried. When he came back just now, he had already taken a bath in the river and washed his clothes in the river. He changed his clothes again when he came back, but
The odor on my body has not diminished at all.
"What the hell did you bump into!" Lu Senlin cursed fiercely.
"How is the situation in the forest? Have you caught anyone? Hey, why do you smell so bad?" Xiao Guangming quickly pinched his nose and took a few steps back, but he still couldn't resist the smell and fled far away.
Lu Senlin opened his mouth wide, not knowing what to say.
"What's going on? Has anyone been caught?" Xiao Guangming said impatiently.
"Stop talking. I said that I would go directly to Xianji Bridge to arrest him, but Minister Jiang said that I would ambush him on the road. I first sent someone into the village to deliberately alarm the little Taoist priest. As a result, we waited in the woods for a long time and didn't see him.
People. I don’t know what happened, but a smell suddenly appeared in the woods. We were all so smelly that we vomited out the jaundice water. I am afraid that we were poisoned. I just went to the river to wash for a long time. The smell
It’s not gone at all.” Lu Senlin said sadly.
"Where is that person? Has he been caught?" Xiao Guangming asked.
"What a fool. We all stink like this, and the militiamen of the Xianjiqiao Brigade won't let us enter the village at all."
Xiao Guangming's eyes widened. This result was beyond his expectation.
"How could this happen?"
"Yeah, Guangming, don't you think what happened today is weird? Why did the smell suddenly come out of the woods? I've never smelled this kind of smell before, it's really disgusting." Lu Senlin said, habitually.
Approach Xiao Guangming.
Smelling the stench getting stronger and stronger, Xiao Guangming said quickly: "No, no, don't come closer. The stench is really too strong. It's really unbearable. Find a place to sleep these days."
Originally, Xiao Guangming shared a room with Lu Yulin and Lu Senlin. Now that Lu Yulin has returned to the city, Xiao Guangming shares a room with Lu Senlin.
"The farm is full, where do you want me to live?" Lu Senlin looked around and saw that there were four or five people crowded into a room. There was no room at all.
"Shan Lin, why don't you go to the room where the sundries are kept? I'll help you move the things there. When the smell on you is gone, you can move them back." Xiao Guangming said.
"Guangming, you can't do this to me, right? After all, I'm just running errands for you, and if something goes wrong, you're going to treat me like this? Who would dare to work with you wholeheartedly in the future?" Lu Senlin said coldly.
"Can you blame me? It's not like I don't care about you. It's just that you can't smell the stink on your body. Think about it, if you stink up the house, even if the smell on your body dissipates, will the house still be habitable?
?Where will we live in the future?" Xiao Guangming asked.
"The place where the debris is placed is surrounded by empty space. The temperature in the mountains is so low. How can I freeze to death if I sleep there?" Lu Senlin said.
"I'll figure this out. I'll move some boards over for you and block the surrounding area. You can endure it for a while. I'll move it back when the smell on you is a little lighter," Xiao Guangming said.
Xiao Guangming sighed, said nothing, and walked away.
Jiang Jijun met a worse end than Lu Senlin. He first returned to the commune, and as soon as he reached the door, the guard of Dashui Commune stopped Jiang Jijun: "Jijun, you all stink. Don't stink up the yard. Don't go in. It will affect you."
The reputation of our Revolutionary Committee."
Jiang Jijun almost jumped up, but he really didn't dare to have an attack because the guard's surname was Shi, Shi Yongde. Although Shi Mingben didn't kiss me, it was not much different from him. Shi Mingben's parents died early at that time.
It was Shi Yongde who pulled him up. After Shi Mingben became the secretary of the commune, he made some personal arrangements and arranged such a position for Shi Yongde. In fact, based on Shi Yongde's original contribution, a better position than this could be arranged.
However, Shi Yongde felt that he was uneducated and would be quite good as a janitor.
Jiang Jijun had no temper at all because of Shi Yongde. Instead, he was driven out far away by Shi Yongde in disgust. He couldn't even enter the gate of the commune.
Jiang Jijun was so angry that he dismissed all his men and went straight home.
"Jiang Jijun, what's the matter with you? Where did you come back with such a stink?" Jiang Jijun's wife was so smelly that she ran out and vomited non-stop.
Jiang Jijun was so angry that he grabbed a set of clothes and ran to the nearby river to take a bath. As soon as he jumped into the river, he saw small fish turning white and floating out around him. The stench from his body actually turned the water upside down.
The little fish in there stunk to death.
"This is really poisonous!" Jiang Jijun cried and looked at a piece of small fish floating beside him.
Jiang Jijun kept rubbing soap on his body, but the skin on his body was all red from rubbing it, and he still couldn't get rid of the smell. Jiang Jijun almost collapsed.
After washing for more than an hour, the skin all over his body was a little white from being soaked in the water. He rubbed it with soap seven or eight times, but the smell seemed to have penetrated into his flesh. No matter how much Jiang Jijun rubbed it,
, the smell didn’t fade at all.
When Jiang Jijun came ashore, he was already staggering a little because he had been in the water for too long.
After returning home, Mrs. Jiang Jijun ran outside as soon as she smelled the smell.
"I'm going to take Xiyazi back to my parents' house for a few days. I'll wait until your smell fades away before I come back. If I stay in the same room with you, I'm afraid I'll be suffocated to death by you sooner or later." Mrs. Jiang Jijun held one in each hand.
Holding one hand with the other, he hurriedly left the house.
Jiang Jijun returned home and sat down on the bench. He felt weak all over.
They all thought that the smell would fade away in a few days. Unexpectedly, they underestimated the smell. It took more than a month for the smell to fade away. After more than two months, the smell began to fade away.
The smell will completely dissipate.
The worst thing was of course Lu Senlin, who had no place to go and slept in a kennel-like shack built with boards in the utility room for two full months.
Because he was being watched, Chang Xing rarely went down the mountain during this period. He lived a life of peace and quiet on the mountain. He practiced Taoism and farmed every day, and his life was very leisurely.
Chang Xing did not understand what Tao is. Let everything take its course, that is the Tao. There is no need to be demanding, just quietly watch the wind and clouds flow, watch the sky and earth dim, that is the true meaning of the Tao.
Although the old cat complained about Chang Xing and almost caused it to fall into the monkey's nest, the unparalleled deliciousness of the monkey wine in Chang Xing's mouth still made the old cat toss and turn and stay awake at night. Of course, no matter how evil the old cat is, it is still a cat after all.
It is their natural habit to be unable to sleep at night. When the old cat was tossing and turning at night, he made up his mind to go to another monkey nest the next day to see if he would be lucky enough to find monkey wine.
Chang Xing was worried that even if Lao Mao found the monkey wine, he would not be able to bring it back. Lao Mao was never worried. Why should I bring back the wine I found?
"You can save it if you bring it back. That monkey wine is such a precious thing, if you drink it in one gulp, wouldn't it be a waste?" Chang Xing said.
The old cat does not think that not bringing the wine back is a waste of treasure. On the contrary, if you bring it back and give it to someone to drink, that is the real waste. The cat drinks it and it is worth the money.
"You come back and tell me, I'll bring the wine jar to fill it up. When we come back, we'll share six and four. I'll be six and you'll be four." Chang Xing said.
The old cat rolled his eyes, I can't count.
"Otherwise, we'll give it 50/50." Chang Xing held out his finger to show the old cat.
The old cat looked at it and rolled his eyes again. Are you bullying me for having only four fingers on each paw?
Not long after the old cat ran out, he ran back. It protested to Chang Xing angrily. Why should it share the risk with Chang Xing if it took such a big risk?
"Don't think that you are the only one in danger of looking for wine. Wouldn't it be dangerous for me to steal the wine? Isn't it more dangerous if I take the wine back from the monkey? I am willing to share it equally with you, which is the end of my kindness. Otherwise, I will just
I will give you one-third." Chang Xing said dissatisfied.
The old cat was even more confused about the number one third. Forget it, if this guy doesn't go, he won't be able to steal the monkey wine back.
Chang Xing gave the old cats a lot of advice, asking them to look for monkey nests with fruits nearby to look for wine. Because only in places with a lot of fruits nearby, monkeys will hide the fruits in tree holes and turn them into wine. Chang Xing
I heard an old man from Xianjiqiao say that monkey winemaking might just be a coincidence in the beginning.
The old cat knew the nearby mountains very well, and he happened to know that there were many fruit trees in a forest, and there happened to be a group of monkeys living there. But these monkeys were very powerful. Every time the old cat passed by, before he got very close, these monkeys would
They swarmed up and drove them away.
The old cat eats meat and is not interested in fruits. If it had not become addicted to alcohol, it would not have dealt with these monkeys at all.
Meow Meow is not afraid of these monkey grandsons. The main reason is that these monkey grandsons scream so loudly that Meow Meow just wants to keep his ears clear.
The old cat took Rhubarb and Dahei to the Baiguo Mountain where the group of monkeys lived. A large group of monkeys were competing for the most fragrant and sweetest wild fruits on the trees. They were jumping up and down on the trees, feeling very uncomfortable.
.
The old cat quietly hid his figure under the tree and used the bushes to quickly search around the monkey's nest. Dahuang had the sharpest nose, and he was the main force in this investigation.
It's just that this group of monkeys is not simple. Not long after the old cat and his party traveled in the monkey's nest, they were discovered by the vigilant monkeys.
"Squeak!"
The monkey sounded a warning sound. A large group of monkeys immediately gathered around.
"Meow!"
The old cat suddenly showed its power and meowed like thunder. All the monkeys were stunned at once.
Dahei and Dahuang were not affected at all. They had cooperated many times and took advantage of this opportunity to penetrate far into the monkey's lair.
