Chang Xing, Zhang Xilai, Zhang Dalei and Zhou Hongbing came to the big maple tree.
"Chang Xing, do you still dare to go to the tree and have a look now?" Zhang Xilai asked.
"Who is afraid of whom?" Chang Xing said disdainfully.
Zhang Xilai immediately took the lead and climbed up the tree. Chang Xing was not to be outdone and climbed up. Zhou Hongbing was also happy to see Xie Xin. He spat on the palm of his hand, wiped his hands with both hands, and climbed up too.
Zhang Dalei walked to the bottom of the tree, holding two branches with both hands. As soon as his feet were in the air, he heard a snap, and the two branches were broken together. Zhang Dalei fell down, sat down on the ground, and looked at it with a look of resentment.
Watching the three friends climbing up to the top of the tree quickly. They have never climbed up since they were children!
"Haha, Da Lei, you knew you couldn't climb up, so you insisted on breaking the branches." Zhou Hongbing at the bottom chuckled.
"Red soldier, don't be complacent and make me angry. Go to the haystack and grab a bundle of grass and put it down to light. The smoke will choke you bastard." Zhang Dalei threatened.
"It's up to you. Anyway, I'm not the only one in the tree. If you dare, when the three of us come down, we will take off your pants and tie you to the youth farm." Zhou Hongbing was not worried at all that Zhang Dalei would do this.
Things come up.
"Why should we put it in the youth farm?" Zhang Dalei asked puzzledly.
"Which of our Xianjiqiao brigade has never seen you take off your clothes? But the educated young people at Youth Farm must not have seen it. Let them see it too." Zhou Hongbing said with a smile.
"Xilai, you bastard is too evil-hearted." Zhang Dalei's face suddenly darkened. Even Zhou Hongbing, this guy, is full of bad intentions.
"Eh? Look, look, what is Zhou Jinhe doing?" Zhang Xilai climbed to the middle of the big maple tree and could overlook the entire Xianji Bridge. As a result, he happened to see a sneaky figure.
Chang Xing also took a look, and sure enough, he saw Zhou Jinhe climbing the wall. Because of the black blind man's trouble, every household in Xianji Bridge replaced the fence with a stone wall, and the height was also increased a lot. It was easier to climb up than
It used to be convenient. Although the fence wall has no defensive power, it is still very good at guarding against people. The sharp bamboo is difficult to put on with your hands.
"That house belongs to Xiao Guilian's family, right?" Chang Xing asked.
"Yes, that bastard Zhou Jinhe must be plotting against Guilian again," Zhang Xilai said.
Zhang Xilai was about to shout, but Chang Xing quickly stopped him: "Be quiet, I'll teach him a lesson."
A flame appeared on Chang Xing's hand. With a wave of his hand, the flame not only did not go out, but quickly floated towards Zhou Hehe.
Zhou Jinhe finally climbed up to the stone wall and was about to turn over and enter Xiao Guilian's yard. Suddenly he smelled the smell of burning cotton and a puff of white smoke came out.
"What's going on?" Zhou Jinhe turned around suddenly and found that his pants were on fire. He panicked and rolled down the wall.
Zhou Jinhe fell so hard that his waist almost broke. He covered his waist with his hands and shouted "Ouch" in his mouth to get up. However, the fire on his pants had not been extinguished yet. Instead, it seemed to burn faster. The little bird on his crotch had already
There was a burning smell. Zhou Jinhe hurriedly patted the fire on his butt with his hands. However, the more he patted the fire, the bigger the fire became. Even his clothes were set on fire.
"Ouch! It hurts me to death!" Zhou Jinhe screamed loudly.
Xiao Guilian and her son Zhou Qimu heard the noise outside, walked out of the house, and found Zhou Jinhe in their yard.
"Why did you come to our house?" Zhou Qimu shouted loudly.
"What are you shouting for? I didn't see my uncle burning his buttocks. Why don't you hurry up and get a basin of water? You two mother and son framed me and set me on fire. I will settle the score with you later!" Zhou Jinhe threatened.
"You're talking nonsense! You came to our yard on your own, and you were planning to set fire to our house. You accidentally set your own pants on fire. Come on! Catch the thief!" Zhou Qimu shouted loudly.
Xiao Guilian also shouted loudly: "Catch the thief! Someone come quickly! The thief has entered the house!"
When the people from the Xianjiqiao brigade heard the shouting, they immediately rushed out of the house with hoes, poles and rakes and went straight to Xiao Guilian's house.
"Where is the thief? Brothers and sisters, have you caught the thief?" Zhou Shenghu rushed over with a pole.
"Where are they? He came to our house to steal things and was about to set the house on fire. Fortunately, we, mother and son, discovered it in time." Xiao Guilian burst into tears.
"Zhou Hehe! It's you! You actually did such an inhumane thing. I'll beat you to death with two poles!" Zhou Shenghu picked up the pole and struck Zhou Hehe's body.
"Wrong call, wrong call! I'm not here to steal anything." Zhou Jinhe shouted loudly.
"Then you deserve to die even more. You actually set the fire on purpose." Zhou Shenghu struck at him with two poles again. Zhou Jinjin was so frightened that he quickly dodged.
"Shenghu, did you see the one who set fire to his pants?" Zhou Jinhe said mournfully.
"Eh, that's right. So why did you go to Guilian's house to do it?" Zhou Shenghu held a pole tightly in his hand, ready to hit Zhou Jinhe at any time.
"I came to Guilian's house for a visit, and I didn't plan to steal anything or set fire to it!" Zhou Jinhe didn't dare to talk nonsense, because the pole in Zhou Shenghu's hand could be chopped off at any time.
"Brother and sister, did you call him in?" Zhou Shenghu asked.
"How could I call this bastard to come in? The door of my house was still locked. I heard some movement in the yard and went out to see it, but this bastard ran into my yard," Xiao Guilian said.
"Alloy, do you have anything else to say?" Zhou Shenghu asked.
"Shenghu, don't listen to the nonsense they are talking about. Mother, please help me! My butt is almost cooked!" Zhou Jinhe rolled on the ground in pain, but the fire had some evil properties. How could he roll?
They are all immortal.
Zhou Shenghu picked up a water tank in the yard and poured water directly on Zhou Hehe.
"Oh, that's the pig urine I use to drizzle vegetables!" Xiao Guilian said with reluctance. What a waste of a big bucket of fertilizer!
A bucket of pig urine drenched Zhou Jinhe from head to toe. This pig urine was originally mixed with pig manure. It had been left out for a long time and became dark. When it rained down like this, Zhou Jinhe was completely covered.
Alloy was so miserable that he was not prepared at all. When Zhou Shenghu was showered, he opened his mouth and screamed miserably. This time, his mouth was full and he swallowed a big mouthful.
Speaking of which, this pig urine water is very effective in dealing with Taoism. Originally, the fire could not be extinguished no matter how hard it was, but when this bucket of pig urine water was poured in, it directly put out the fire.
Seeing Zhou Jinhe covered in pig urine, Zhou Shenghu quickly stepped back and walked far away, for fear of getting himself dirty.
"Brothers and sisters, don't be reluctant to part with a bucket of pig urine. Saving one life is better than building a seven-level pagoda. This bucket of pig urine saved the life of Alloy." Zhou Shenghu said with a narrow smile.
Xiao Guilian couldn't help but laugh non-stop, and Zhou Qimu was young and couldn't stop giggling.
People in the village came running over and saw that the so-called thief turned out to be Zhou Jinhe, the short-lived ghost. They were ready to come over and beat him to relieve their anger, but when they saw Zhou Jinhe's state of affairs, they didn't want to go up and get dirty.
Zhou Maolin came over and looked at Zhou Hehe with disgust: "Hehe, I have told you many times, if you continue to refuse to change despite repeated admonitions, I will send you to the commune for labor reform. The commune has caught many bad elements like you, and they are specially targeted
Get up and repair the reservoir. With your physique, if you work for a month, you will be exhausted even if you don’t die."
Zhou Jinhe couldn't speak at all. When he opened his mouth to speak, the pig urine that kept flowing from his head would flow into his mouth. He swallowed such a big mouthful and couldn't spit it out again. He rushed out quickly. Not far away there was a person.
After entering the pond, Zhou Jinhe rushed over and jumped directly into the pond.
But the pig urine on his body couldn't be washed away no matter how hard he washed it. The more he washed, the stronger the smell became. Zhou Jinji really wanted to die. At this time, he saw the reflection in the water and saw someone on the big maple tree.
, looked up and found three people on the tree.
"What are you looking at? Zhou Jinhe, if I come down here, I will give you a good beating." Zhang Xilai said.
Zhou Hongbing laughed and said: "I don't want to beat him now, I'm afraid it will dirty my hands."
"I don't want to think about it anymore. I can smell the stench from so far away." Zhang Xilai said.
"Alloy, how does that barrel of old wine taste?" Zhou Hongbing asked loudly.
"Red Soldier! No matter how big or small, I am your uncle!" Zhou Jinhe said.
"You are a bullshit uncle! You have brought shame on our Zhou family. We have to ask Secretary Maolin to escort you to the ancestral hall to enforce family law!" Zhou Hongbing said.
"Chang Xing! Don't be afraid of you, but I'm not afraid of you! Don't think I don't know it was you just now! If you engage in feudal superstition, one day I will go to the commune to sue you, and Shi Mingben will send militiamen to demolish it.
Ancestral Temple, arrest you and parade you through the streets!" When Zhou Jinhe saw Chang Xing, he naturally understood that the fire on his butt just now that couldn't be extinguished must be Chang Xing's fault.
Before Chang Xing could say anything, Zhou Maolin rushed over with a bamboo pole, knocking Zhou Hejing into the water with a single blow. Zhou Hejing was about to come out of the water, but Zhou Maolin pinned him down in the water with the bamboo pole.
Zhou Hehe panicked and kept struggling in the water, but he had no strength. He couldn't get up despite being held down by Zhou Maolin. He even choked a few mouthfuls of water. His struggle in the water became more and more fierce. At this time, Zhou Maolin finally
Loosen the pennant.
"Zhou Maolin! Do you want to kill someone? Kill me and kill me! If you have the ability, kill me today!" Zhou Jinhe was ready to act rogue.
"Hehe, if you want to die, just go and die yourself, don't harm anyone else. I tell you, this time, if you stay at Xianji Bridge honestly, if you dare to step out of Xianji Bridge, I will interrupt you.
Legs, if you dare to take two steps, I will break both of your legs!" Zhou Maolin was really angry.
Who among the people in Xianji Bridge has not been favored by Chang Xing? If it weren't for Chang Xing, last year's bear problem would not have been able to survive. Maybe someone would die. Now the Zhou family wants to repay kindness with revenge, and Zhou Maolin can't afford to lose this person.
