A dozen or so ray fish were all finished in a short time. Da Lei looked at it with his mouth watering, and the fried tofu in his hand had no taste at all.
"The grilled fish is so delicious. How about we catch a few more?" Xilai said.
Before the Taoist leader had time to answer, Zhou Ping's shouts could be heard in the village.
"Hello! Let's have some food! Come back soon."
The Taoist priest chuckled: "It seems we can't do it today. Let's come back next time." The Taoist priest said.
"Little Taoist Master, after you've had your meal, do you want to go up the mountain with your master again?" Xilai was a little reluctant to leave.
"I don't know." The little Taoist priest was also a little reluctant. In the mountains, it was just the master and him. Since he was a child, he could only play alone. Now that he has a caring playmate, the little Taoist priest naturally fell in love with this kind of life.
"Xilai, can you lend me your fishing rod? I'll give you this piece of fried tofu." Dalei took out a piece of fried tofu from his pocket and handed it to Xilai.
Although Xilai wanted to take a sip, she did not reach out to take it. She said decisively: "Don't even think about it."
"It's not like you are the only ones who have fishing rods. If you don't lend them, I'll find someone else." Dalei immediately thought of Zhou Hongbing.
"Where have you two guys gone?" Zhou Ping had been standing in Shaiguping, waiting, and complained when Xilai and the Taoist priest came back.
"I was just wandering around the yard with the Taoist priest." When Xilai lied, her eyes kept looking this way and that, not daring to look at her mother.
Xilai was afraid that Zhou Ping would know about using sewing needles to make fishhook, so the bamboo pole had been thrown away long ago, the twine and fishhook were put in the trouser pocket, and the fish basket was hidden behind Xilai's buttocks.
Xilai came out of Zhou Ping's belly. How could Zhou Ping not know what his son's temper was like? She stared and said, "Did you do something bad again? Don't you think I'll teach you a lesson today? You brat, the more you
It’s getting more and more outrageous.”
"Mom, I really didn't do anything bad. I just went to fish in the river." Xilai had no choice but to tell half the truth. At the same time, he took out the bamboo basket in his hand and handed it to her mother, "Mom, look, we caught it.
A big herring."
"You are so brave that you dare to take the Taoist priest to fish in the river. Tell your father later and ask your father to take care of you." Zhou Ping glared at Xilai, but her tone was much softer.
Zhou Ping is not so easy to deceive. The hair of the two little brats is dry, and their clothes are not wet at all. They don’t look like they have just walked across the river. Thinking back to Xilai, she asked her if she wanted to sew before going out.
He immediately noticed something was wrong: "Zai, where did you put it after picking out the thorns with the sewing needle just now? There is a hole in Xiqiu's pants. I will sew it up for her later."
"Ah?" Xilai was dumbfounded. It had turned into a fishhook. How could he get it back? He couldn't admit it even to death, so Xilai could only bite the bullet and said, "I'll just put it in the original place."
"If it were still in the original place, I wouldn't be able to find it? Xiqiu said you used the sewing needle to do bad things! Did you use it to do bad things?" Zhou Ping's eyes widened.
Xi Lai panicked and immediately finished: "Xi Qiu is talking nonsense, how could I use it to do bad things? I just made a fishhook and caught a big fish and came back!"
The Taoist Master chuckled, "Oh, you can slip into such a simple trap!"
The result was naturally very tragic. Zhou Ping pinched the ear of a certain kid very skillfully, so that the kid had to tiptoe and walk into the house.
The little Taoist priest could only follow a certain kid with a sad and resigned look. He was supposed to express sympathy, but why did he always have the urge to laugh?
When the threshold collapsed, a certain kid suddenly screamed in agony, so miserable that it was so miserable.
"Don't try to lie to me, your trick won't work." Zhou Ping thought Xilai was cheating.
"Mom, the fishhook caught my vagina! It hurts, it hurts me to death!"
At this time, Zhou Ping panicked and quickly took off Xilai's pants. As expected, the fishhook caught her vagina. But it was not serious. It just caught the skin and caused Xilai a lot of pain.
Lao Dao and Zhang Fangqing also hurried over to check the situation.
When the old man saw it, he laughed: "Xilai, your fishing skills are really good. You can even catch earthworms. Fortunately, this fishhook is made of sewing needles. If it were a real fishhook, it would be better."
If there is one barb, you will be in trouble."
Zhang Fangqing couldn't laugh or cry when he saw it: "You naughty kid, how did you hook the fishhook on this? This is an heirloom of our family. If the hook breaks, it will be serious."
The old Taoist took action himself and recited a few incantations, and Xilai felt less pain. Even when the old Taoist took off the fishhook, he felt nothing. The old Taoist recited the incantation again and made a few gestures on his penis to heal the wound.
The bleeding stopped immediately.
After autumn, it's natural to settle accounts.
"You brat, you used my sewing needles as fishhooks again. Tell me, how many sewing needles have you lost? You deserve it this time." Zhou Ping said angrily.
"Since you're already like this, just stop saying a few words." Zhang Fangqing said.
"Then I won't take care of the child anymore, you will take care of it!" Zhou Ping said angrily.
"You two don't welcome me to eat at your house? If you don't like it, then I'll go to another house. You two are quarreling here, and I can't sit here. What's going on between you two?
It's okay to just say no. It's normal for Zaiyazi to be naughty. Just talk to him nicely. You're not doing anything bad." The old Taoist said.
At this time, both couples felt a little embarrassed.
Zhou Ping said quickly: "Taoist Priest, it's not that I don't welcome you. You're just such a bastard. Every time I teach this little bastard a lesson, he always fights with me. If this continues, the children will be spoiled by him."
"Well, it's really not good for Fang Qing to do this. The young boy has done something wrong, and his parents have to educate him and let him correct it. Blindly pampering him will harm him," said the old Taoist.
"Taoist Priest, you don't know, every time she scolds her, she won't stop. If she continues like this, she will be dumbfounded." Zhang Fangqing said.
"Okay, okay, in fact, the things you two are talking about are just trivial matters. Your parents are both honest people, and children can learn from their parents, so it won't be too bad. I think Xilai is an obedient and careful person. A little bit
It's okay to be naughty. Zhou Ping, don't be too harsh. I'm hungry, old Taoist. Should I sip my meal first? After eating, I have to go to the school to start working." said the old Taoist.
"Sip the rice first, eat the rice first. Taoist priest, you dare to tell me how to get a hoe like yours." Zhang Fangqing remembered the most important thing.
"Fang Qing, this is you too. If it were anyone else, I definitely wouldn't tell you. You can't tell anyone else about this," the old Taoist said.
"Taoist Priest, don't worry. Our family is very strict with our mouths. Xilai and Xiqiu will not talk nonsense to others," Zhang Fangqing said.
"Yes, Taoist Grandpa, I promise not to tell anyone else." Zhang Xiqiu walked up to the old Taoist and shook his knees with his two small hands, making the old Taoist laugh.
