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Chapter 94 Are the balls broken?

The Taoist Master prepared a large bowl of talisman ink and drew runes on three new citrons. These runes looked like ghostly talismans, very magical and scary. Many people watched, but no one dared to look too closely.

Stay close to the citron skin, lest bad luck befall you.

"Oh, it's really amazing. This kid can actually draw talisman at such a young age. I don't know who he learned it from."

"Don't look at his young age, but the talismans he draws are impressive. He really knows magic."

"You know how to draw talismans at such a young age. When you grow up, you may want to become a god."



The onlookers around were talking a lot, but it had no influence on the little Taoist priest. He smoothly put away the last stroke on the third piece of citron, put away the talisman pen and ink, and began to recite the incantation. The eight ancestors are the spiritual talismans.

Place it on the incense table, and then chant the mantra while dancing. This dance is not an ordinary dance, but a dance that has been passed down by the old Taoist sect from ancient times. This is actually not a dance, but a gang handed down by the old Taoist sect.

Step. Every step coincides with the yin and yang of heaven and earth. Every step can arouse the aura between heaven and earth and cause resonance between heaven and earth.

If there are monks here, they will be able to see if they open their Dharma eyes, the aura between heaven and earth is constantly dancing with the steps of the little Taoist priest. The aura is constantly integrated into the three citron skins, and the talismans outlined by the ink

The runes became more and more spiritual, and each rune seemed to be alive. The runes on the three pieces of citron skin were illuminated by the path leader.

"That's it. Let's carry it to the top. When we get to the top, I will tell you how to arrange these three pieces of citron skin." said the little Taoist priest.

"Master Li, don't be stunned. Hurry up and nail the citron leather roof tiles." Xiao Dajiang urged Li Zhengkui.

Li Zhengkui fell from the ladder that day, and the bruises on his buttocks have not completely dissipated. He already has a certain fear of the ladder in his heart. Who knows if the ladder will break again after going up.

"My master called you, why didn't you respond at all? What? You don't want to change the Feng Shui bureau anymore? You didn't want to tell me earlier. Look, I'm exhausted. Let me tell you, you just don't want to change the Feng Shui bureau. I

I'm also asking you for money. If you want me to work for you for free, don't even think about it," the little Taoist priest said.

Li Zhengkui bravely climbed up. After climbing the first step of the ladder, he missed the step and stepped directly through the ladder grid. As a result, he stepped on one side. The problem was that after the step was missed, his body fell.

There were exactly two grids, and the height of the horizontal ladder just reached Li Zhengkui's thigh. As a result, the horizontal wooden bar hit Li Zhengkui's little balls, and they almost broke!

The onlookers laughed half to death. People like Li Zhengkui, who often pick up tiles for others, are not very popular. Li Zhengkui is usually not looked down upon by others in the village.

Li Zhengkui was not shy. He directly grabbed his crotch with his hands and rubbed it. His movements were not artificial at all.

The Taoist priest felt pain just looking at it, and he didn't know if his balls were broken.

There was no need to worry about the matter at the mayor's house. After Li Zhengkui was injured and stepped aside, two strong young men came from the neighbors, carrying three citron peels and walking to the shelf.

When we reached the halfway point, the ladder made a clanking noise again.

"In the Xuanzhong of heaven and earth, I have the root of all energy. I have cultivated my mind extensively and proved my magical power. Within the three realms, only Tao is the most respected. I have recited poems thousands of times. I have light in my body. I make the ghosts and monsters in Leiting become frightened and the spirits move around. There is something inside."

The thunder god is hidden and bright, the hole is deep, the five qi are rising, the golden light appears quickly, covering the true text, as urgent as the law." The little Taoist recited a golden light mantra, and immediately stopped the two ladders. The ladder stopped shaking.

, and no longer makes the clicking sound that seems to be breaking.

After the three citron skins were on the roof, the path leader personally installed the three citron skins in order. After nailing them, the path leader got off the ladder.

"Hey, what should we do now?" Li Zhengkui was afraid that the Taoist priest would do half the job and he would not be able to communicate with Mayor Tian.

"You want to ask me about building tiles? I don't know how to build tiles." Xiao Daoist walked to Mayor Tian's house, avoiding the dust and broken tiles falling on the roof.

"Is this enough?" Li Zhengkui asked.

"Whether it works or not, won't you know if you go up and try it? By the way, Master Li, your balls aren't broken, are they?" the little Taoist asked kindly.

Li Zhengkui glanced at the Taoist Priest with a complicated expression. Don't think you know Taoism. I'm afraid of you. I don't want to ruin the important affairs of Mayor Tian's family. Oops, it really hurts. I don't know if it's broken or not, so I touched it casually.

For a moment, oh my God, I'm afraid it's really broken. I'm afraid I should go to the clinic to see if I will die if my balls are broken! It's really scary. That little kid must have seen something!

"Zhengkui, you have to come forward for this matter. We don't know how to pick up tiles. If we pick them up randomly, it will leak and it will be even more troublesome."

"The citron leather is nailed, and we don't care about the rest."



While talking, several helpers on the roof rushed down the ladder one by one.

"No, no, no, don't worry, I'll come up right now. If you don't help this time, don't blame me for telling Mayor Tian, ​​I remember your name." Li Zhengkui threatened.

This time, when Li Zhengkui climbed up the ladder, he immediately felt that the ladder was much more stable. He no longer heard the clicking sound of the ladder. Even the pain in his crotch didn't seem that bad.

Because the house was not peaceful, Tian Daosen's son's partner Zhang Xiufang was very angry when she heard that something happened in the Tian family. She almost asked Zhang Xiufang and Tian Ruiming to break up directly. After some hard talk, she changed her mind. However, she strongly asked for a wedding date between Tian Ruiming and Zhang Xiufang.

After pushing it back, Tian Dawson had no better way to say it and could only let it go.

As soon as the wedding was postponed, the construction schedule was not so tight. Tian Daosen originally asked Taoist priest Xiao and Xiao Dajiang to do it. However, Taoist priest Xiao and Xiao Dajiang refused directly. They did not want to be known as stealing the work of their fellow apprentices.

In the end, the remaining construction period was completed by master Shen Rushan. Xiao Taoist priest and Xiao Dajiang returned to Xianji Bridge with a full harvest.

That night, Tian Daosen finally had a good sleep in the house. For the first time, he felt that sleeping peacefully was the greatest happiness in life.

****

"Old cat, where did the leftover yellow legs I sipped last night go? You stole my yellow legs again, see if I don't beat you up for eating cat meat today!" It was early in the morning in the mountain temple.

Then came the shouts of the Taoist Priest.

A black cat jumped out of the Patriarch's Temple with a round belly. As soon as it went out, it burrowed directly into the bushes.

The little kid chased him out, but the old cat had already disappeared.

Dahuang waggled his tail and followed Xiaodao Chang's butt, wagging his tail constantly.


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