Bei Haiyang jumped into the car and immediately slid to the bottom, looking for a hiding place under the seat.
He knew that pets were not allowed on the bus, but he didn't know how well it was enforced? What if the pet was not brought on by someone, but by itself? Would it be caught and sent somewhere?
At least, there will be no problem with life safety. You can't be killed by someone treating you as a car, right?
After all, there were relatively few people on the morning bus, especially at the beginning; then, as time passed and the sky became brighter, more and more people started to get on, and it gradually became half full, and he finally couldn't hide it anymore!
A young girl shouted in a fuss, which immediately attracted the attention of the flight attendant. This may be a profession unique to Donghai. Probably because of the political center, every bus in Donghai will have a safety officer.
He is called the flight attendant, who is responsible for trivial matters, including packages of unknown origin, and of course small animals.
"Master Liu, a cat came up from somewhere!"
The safety officer shouted to the driver.
The driver, Lao Liu, was very impatient, "It's okay to just catch it. Do I have to stop the car for this?"
The security officer began to approach the stray cat. Although Bei Haiyang had no place to hide, it was indeed difficult to catch the cat because he had to bend down, which was very difficult in a swaying vehicle!
Bei Haiyang has realized the trouble! What he is afraid of is not the safety guard. Even in a narrow carriage, it is difficult for a person to catch a cat. What he is afraid of is the safety guard mobilizing the masses!
If half a car's worth of people come to catch it, no matter how flexible it is, it's destined to have nowhere to escape!
Therefore, the masses must be mobilized in advance!
After playing cat-and-mouse with the safety officer in the narrow carriage, Bei Haiyang had already made a preliminary judgment on the characters of more than a dozen passengers!
Some are eager to catch the cat, some are cautious and curl up their feet, some have already put their minds on the line, and of course there are also some who are dissatisfied with it!
She was an aunt from the East China Sea. She had strong opinions on the behavior of the security guard, but so far it had not been shown. Haiyang's sensitive nose could smell the same kind of scent from her trouser legs, which meant that the aunt raised cats!
He can no longer hesitate, his return home cannot be ruined in the hands of a security officer!
Bei Haiyang jumped up against the floor and had already jumped under Auntie's seat, which was on the rear wheel, so he actually escaped into a blind spot!
Bei Haiyang rubbed back and forth on Auntie's trouser legs, "Meow..."
The security officer breathed a sigh of relief. He was very embarrassed to be defeated by a cat in front of everyone. The key was that there were about ten passengers, so he didn't dare to use some more powerful methods.
He hurried over and said, "Auntie, could you please give way? How about you lift your legs?"
The aunt frowned. After the cat rubbed her trouser legs twice and hid behind her, her desire for protection was stimulated to the point of boiling! Her fighting power was overwhelming!
"Why should I give in? Why should I give in? Just give in if you say so? Who are you?
It’s just a cat. Who did it offend? Bite you? Eat your rice? Take up space in your home?”
The safety officer had a headache. He was most afraid of Aunt Donghai, "Auntie, we have regulations on the car!"
The aunt refused to give in, "What's wrong with the regulations? We don't have to analyze the specific situation in detail? Besides legal principles, there are also human feelings! And your regulations are for people, right? Does this cat understand your regulations?"
It’s just a cat that doesn’t bite or bark. How about you treat it like a class enemy?
I’m going to leave my words here today! If you want to catch the cat, you have to step over me!”
The security officer was a little discouraged. He didn’t have the power to enforce the law. And even if someone like Auntie had the power to enforce the law, she would have to walk around. Seeing that the Auntie was so angry that she was shaking, don’t cause high blood pressure to cause trouble. That would be too much.
Not worth it anymore!
When I looked back at the driver, Old Liu, I saw that the guy didn't say a word, didn't let go, and acted like nothing was wrong. The safety officer was discouraged.
"Mom, don't be excited, don't be excited! I just want to discuss this with you, but I'm afraid it will bite you..."
Auntie is very strategic in fighting, which is also a characteristic of Donghai people. Old people in large places are more generous and have a broad vision.
"That's just a sentence! But don't worry, Auntie has been raising cats for thirty years, and she knows what kind of cats have their temperaments!"
While talking, he also deliberately extended his hand to the cat's mouth. Such an action would be very dangerous for a stray cat, but the cat was also evil and knew how to cooperate, so he stuck out his pink tongue and licked it.
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The aunt was even more proud, "Did you see that? How well-behaved is this cat? How honest? It's not a wild cat. It must have run away from someone's house, otherwise it wouldn't be such a close relative! It also knows who to kiss!"
Young man, my aunt is not telling you, your regulations are just a decoration! They are just to fool the inspection!
What do you do after you catch the cat? Do you go to the pet hospital to check it out? Find it a good home? Are there any special funds dedicated to this? No?
So what do you do if you catch this cat? Do you pay to deal with it yourself? If you accidentally get scratched by a cat during the process, it must be unintentional. You have to scratch it! Do you need to get injections? One injection costs thousands of dollars.
, how much do you earn in a month? Is it enough? Are all your security officers outsourced? Will anyone reimburse you?"
The security officer completely collapsed. The aunt and the cat are a perfect match and cannot be messed with!
"Aunt, I was wrong. Just think it's okay..."
Auntie nodded proudly, very satisfied with her fighting ability. The sword never grows old.
"Actually, where do so many things come from? This is because the cat is curious. It must have ridden in the car with its owner, so it came up for a walk. You don't have to worry about anything, just pretend you didn't see it. Maybe the car door will open at any station.
Come on, this cat went down on its own. Do you think it’s easy or not? As for the cat crawling all over the ground here, you still have to spend two taels of washing powder when you go back..."
Auntie's statement not only calmed the safety officer, but also shocked the driver and the passengers in the car. In fact, she was right about one thing. Pretending not to see it would save trouble.
Seeing that no one said anything, the aunt was satisfied, sat back in her seat, and started stroking the cat with one hand. The cat lay down at her feet, looking confident and confident!
After educating the safety guard, he began to educate the cat again, "Cat, remember to say hello to your uncle and aunt when you get in the car, and they will promise not to scratch you... It's so pitiful that a cat is here in the cold weather.
I don’t know who killed Qiandao who raised you outside. It’s so irresponsible! If grandma hadn’t had too many cats in the house, I would have taken you back..."
With the protection of my aunt, the journey was smooth. The early train was not jammed and the speed was very fast. I arrived at the penultimate stop, the stop before Sihui Station.
The civet cat stood up and rubbed against the aunt's leg again, "Meow..."
Then he left his seat and walked to the back door.
At this time, the safety officer was informing the driver, Lao Liu, "There are no people getting off at this stop..."
Generally, if there is no one at the platform and no one is getting off the bus, the driver will not stop but go directly to the station. The current station is Tongshuiqiao Station, because it is too close to the main station and only a few steps away, so the platform is empty.
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At this moment, several sounds of banging on the car door were heard,
"Dong dong dong..."
Then came the voice of the aunt, "Who said no one got off the bus! Driver, there is a cat who wants to get off the bus!"