"This thing is usually placed in the bedside drawer of the couple, so that when the couple wakes up at night, they can take it apart and use it directly..." Su Wu explained a few words to Hong Renkun very tactfully.
Hong Renkun's expression suddenly became strange.
He spat several times and dropped the 'dried balloon' in his hand directly on the ground.
At this time, Tao Zu took off the 'fishnet stockings' on his head and walked towards Hong Renkun and Su Wu holding up the pillar-shaped object that was flashing with colorful light and constantly bouncing.
"What is this thing used for?" Tao Zu waved the thing in his hand, his eyes thoughtful, "Such a strange thing, the shape does not look serious, but it reminds me..."
Before Tao Zu finished speaking, he was interrupted by Hong Renkun.
Hong Renkun gave Su Wu a vague wink, then turned his face and said to Tao Zu: "Brother Su has already told me that the objects you are holding are actually what people use for massage nowadays.
Look at the round thing on the top. Does it look like a human thumb?
Use it to massage shoulders, elbows, and sore parts all over the body. It can relieve muscles, activate blood vessels, and make people feel comfortable all over the body! If you have old arms or legs, this product is more suitable for you to use!
This thing is so convenient, you can carry it with you and use it for massage anytime, anywhere -"
The square-faced middle-aged man didn't even finish his words. He couldn't hold back his laughter and burst out laughing. He looked at Tao Zu holding the shining column with a confused look on his face. , while checking it over and over, he finally opened his mouth and laughed: "Hahaha, the old man has lived for thousands of years - hahahaha - judging from this situation, hahaha, he is still a young child, hahahaha... everywhere - —”
When Hong Renkun burst out laughing, Tao Zu next to him also laughed.
While laughing, the old man picked up the transparent and colorful rubber rod in his hand and stuffed it directly into Hong Renkun's mouth.
"vomit!"
Hong Renkun was stabbed in the throat by this pillar, and he immediately rolled his eyes, and the smile on his face suddenly froze.
"Hahahaha..." Now it was Tao Zu's turn to laugh.
Su Wu looked at Hong Renkun's face, which turned purple. He pulled out the rubber rod that Tao Zu had shoved into his mouth. Then he looked at Tao Zu, who was laughing. He thought for a moment, turned around and exited the small room. 24-hour self-service store.
In the curtain-covered shop behind him, Hong Renkun's roar and Tao Zu's defensive voice alternated.
"Old man, I will fight you until death!"
"Didn't you say that this thing is used to massage the whole body, relieve muscles, and activate blood vessels? I use it to massage your stinky mouth. It's fine if you don't thank me. How dare you scold me?!
Between us, who is the Lord and who is the incarnation?
You idiot, can’t you tell the difference?”
"Now my incarnation has to turn over and become the master!"
…
Su Wu silently walked away a few steps and walked to the row of buildings opposite the shop.
He turned back and saw the rumbling sound in the shop, followed by the buildings falling piece by piece. Su Wu sighed: "It would be good if they were all demolished..."
A moment later, a disgraced Hong Renkun walked out of the ruins of the building.
With the red sun above his head, he walked up to Su Wu with a sullen face and asked in a low voice: "Where are we going now?"
Su Wu looked at his appearance, then cast his gaze on the red sun above his head, and soon replied: "Now we need to stay here for a short period of time.
I have to go back to the Qing Dynasty to explain some things to my old friends.
Tao Zu, will Brother Hong stay here, or will you go to the Qing Dynasty with me?
——You are not familiar with this world. Thousands of years have passed, and the world has changed a lot. Why not stay with me and come back with me soon."
The strange rhyme of "Sanqingzhizhi" vaguely connects to the direction of Longshanji, and there seems to be a cause and effect of "eyes being strange" and "becoming strange" in that place.
Su Wu needs to go back and inquire with Taoist Shao Shouxian and Su Jue.
In addition, he needs to come up with a charter to see how he can arrange his junior brothers and sisters who are like family members, as well as how to save Zhu'er.
Regarding the matter of "Liu Feiyan" becoming increasingly entangled with "Tian Yuan" and being vaguely affected by Tian Yuan, he promised to help Miss Liu get rid of Tian Yuan, but he couldn't just let it go.
He also needs to make arrangements for the disciples of the Beidi Sect and so on.
Hong Renkun and Tao Zu are not people who can't take care of themselves at the moment. In the 24-hour self-service shop, the two of them seemed so ignorant and confused about what happened. In fact, it is better to say that their attitudes are casual.
, they have never studied these in depth - they really want to know for themselves what the functions of those things are, and there are no written instructions on the wrapping paper and packaging boxes of those things...
Today's simplified characters are also evolved from traditional calligraphy in the past. It is not known how knowledgeable Hong Renkun is, but Tao Zu is definitely not a person with shallow knowledge. It is not difficult for him to understand today's traditional characters.
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It's hard to say that Hong Renkun can understand the foreign characters on those packaging boxes better.
Even so, Su Wu wanted the two of them to follow him, but he also didn't want them to wander around. What if they walked out of Mingzhou and scared others?
Their occasional willful actions can cause a storm here.
Su Wu Geng had no idea what time or day it was in reality today, or whether anything new had happened.
After hearing Su Wu's words, Hong Renkun's eyes rolled around wildly. In the red sun above his head, Tao Zu was also silent, and he must be thinking about something secretly.
After a while, Hong Renkun walked towards a car parked on the street and said to himself: "This iron box has four wheels. It should be a vehicle for carrying people? How do you ride on this vehicle?"
As he spoke, Hong Renkun had already grasped the door handle and pulled it hard - tearing off the entire front door.
He got into the car and pressed the keys left and right, but because there was no key in the car, he could not start the car.
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! "Brother Hong, do you want to go with me to the Qing Dynasty?
It won't be long before we can come back." Su Wu opened another car door, got into the driver's seat, and asked Hong Renkun. He opened the armrest box and happened to find a pair of car keys from inside.
The key was inserted into the hole, and with a slight twist, the engine rumbled to life under the hood of the car without two doors.
Hong Renkun was attracted by the movement, squinted at the steering wheel held by Su Wu's hands, and did not respond to Su Wu's words at all: "You asked me to play, is this how you drive?
By turning this wheel, the car can change direction at will——"
Not only did he open his mouth to speak, he even reached out to grab the steering wheel from Su Wu's hand - Su Wu reached out and pulled the steering wheel off - he held the steering wheel in his hand and asked Hong Renkun expressionlessly:
"Brother Hong answered me first, and I will hand this steering wheel to you."
"There are so many cars over there, I can just find one!" Hong Renkun didn't take Su Wu's threat at all, but he just said a few words when a steady sound of breathing suddenly sounded in his ears -
-The breath of the underworld pulled the space and time around, revealing gaps in time and space. Hong Renkun felt that the 'underworld' was approaching him, and he suddenly did not dare not to take Su Wu's words seriously, and he was shocked.
Rubbing his hands, he said, "It wasn't much fun during the Qing Dynasty, it was nowhere near as fun as it is now.
I want to stay here, look around and have some fun first.
The old man also thinks the same as me."
Su Wu sighed when he heard this, frowned and said: "Once you take action, whether it's light or heavy, you can easily cause buildings to collapse, and it only takes half an hour to overthrow a city.
I really don’t feel at ease leaving you here.”
"Don't worry, don't worry!
This guy is unreliable, but I am very reliable!
It's normal for you not to believe him, but you can't help but believe in me, your ancestor?" Tao Zu hurriedly showed his face in the red sun above Hong Renkun's head, and said to Su Wu repeatedly.
Su Wu glanced at him and shook his head: "Forget it."
When Tao Zu and Hong Renkun heard this, they thought Su Wu had agreed, and they were both overjoyed——
While the two were grinning, an emotionless male voice sounded in their ears: "Welcome to the 'Perfect Life', you can consume the 'True Gold from the Other Side', travel across time and space, and travel in endless time and space.
, to find answers to those difficult problems that can be solved, to create answers to those difficult problems that are unsolvable!"
"The 'time and space world' you can currently enter is as follows."
The darkness drowned Su Wu, Hong Renkun and Tao Zu.
In the endless darkness, a huge dial is suspended in the center of the sky and the earth.
Screens are arranged around the dial.
‘Yuan Kong’s future life’;
‘Li Wu’s future life’;
‘Li Feixiong’s future life’;
‘The Past Life of the Wenjia Master of Datang Mountain’;
‘Su Quan and Zheng Chunfang’s Relics of Time and Space’;
‘The time and space world corresponding to the wooden sword’;
‘The future life of Taiping Daokui’;
…
Looking at the scenes that appeared on the screen, Hong Renkun and Tao Zu both opened their mouths. They both looked at Su Wu angrily. However, Su Wu controlled the breath of the underworld. At this time, with their cause and effect,
Goulian directly dragged them into this dark space. Here, Su Wu was the master. As guests, they could only do as they pleased!
"You are deceiving your master and destroying your ancestors!"
Tao Zu said angrily: "You are disobeying the will of our ancestors. How come I have a disciple like you in my Maoshan witchcraft sect?!"
Su Wu turned to look at Tao Zu, with Huang Tianfa's edict above his head, and said: "Am I still going to bully my master and destroy my ancestors now?"
Tao Zu shrank his neck when he saw Huang Tianfa's edict with a dim Taoist rhyme above his head, and immediately suppressed the words that came out of his mouth. He could only glare at Su Wu angrily, and finally said no more.
When Hong Renkun saw the old man shivering in front of Su Wu, the unhappiness he had had immediately dissipated without a trace, and he suddenly started to smile.
Su Wu put away the yellow sky edict above his head and turned to look at the numerous time and space listed on all sides of the dial.
At this time, Tao Zu was so determined that he reached out and patted him on the head.
The shot was neither light nor heavy, so Su Wu had no choice but to sigh, turn his attention to 'Li Feixiong's future life', and gave the simulator instructions to cross this time and space.
"You have chosen 'Li Feixiong's future life'!"
"This time and space has broken away from the clutches of Ligui and has returned to the normal time sequence.
The time node you are staying at has been destroyed as a result, consuming three taels of this shore's real gold. I will repair the time node for you and will automatically be transported to the time node you want! Do you want to consume three taels of this shore's real gold?"
"yes."
"Used successfully!"
"Repair completed!"
"Entering this time and space will consume 'five taels' of real gold from the other side. Do you want to use it?"
"yes."
"Entering——Li Feixiong's future life..."
The huge dial hovering in the darkness instantly turned into a spinning roulette!
The clear light filled the roulette wheel, turning the rumbling wheel into a mirror. The figures of Su Wu, Hong Renkun, and Tao Zu were reflected in the mirror. When the three people's figures were imprinted in the mirror, all kinds of illusions and realities appeared.
It also completely dissipated.
Su Wu gathered his mind and fell into a river beach with lush grass.
On the river bank, there is a ferry paved with a few wooden planks, which has long been abandoned.
Several figures in the distance were suddenly swept away by the clear light from the sky at the same time, and fell into the grass on the opposite bank. They slapped the dusty grass stems on their bodies, stood up from the grass, and saw clusters of dog tails on the opposite side.
The tall young man surrounded by grass, and Hong Renkun with the red sun above his head next to the young man, suddenly became excited and shook their arms at Su Wu: "Zhenren Su!"
"Master, Master!"
"Inoko, we are here!"
Su Wu saw Taoist Shao and his wife opposite, the four girls from the Beidi sect, Ding Yin'er, and Li Heihu. He smiled and waved to the people on the other side of the dry river in response. Suddenly, a burst of water came from the distance.
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This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! He turned his head and looked towards the place where the water was roiling, and he saw a river rising, coming from a distance in an instant, and flooding the river!
He and the old friends on the other side were about to be cut off by the sudden river water. At this moment, Su Wu didn't know why, but he suddenly felt an impulse. He stepped across the river bank, which was half full in an instant. Welcome the people on the other side.
When the old friends on the other side saw this, they were all slightly stunned for a moment.
But soon someone reacted, lifted up their trouser legs and hem of their robes, and walked into the river with a smile.
The two groups of people gathered together in the middle of the river, looking at each other and laughing loudly.
Hong Renkun looked at the people who were flooded by the water in the center of the river, his face a little confused. He turned and looked not far away: "Isn't there a bridge dozens of steps away? Instead of walking on the bridge, walk on the river with high water?
What is this for?"
He vaguely felt something in his heart, but when he thought about it carefully, it was still difficult to trace the vague 'feeling'.
Tao Zu looked at the people walking hand in hand to the other side with an inexplicable look in his eyes: "You are just a loser, what do you know?!"
"Who are you scolding, my old turtle son?!"
"What? This incarnation of yours is really damnable - how could I create such an incarnation of you? You were created specifically to make me angry and lose my few years of life!"
"You think I just want to be created by you, haha——"
Tao Zu transformed into an old man with muscles all over his body, and directly pulled Hong Renkun out of the grass, and was about to fight with him on the spot. Su Wu, who walked to the other side of the river, turned around and saw this scene, and his head suddenly became as big as a bucket: "Brother Hong , Patriarch! Don’t fight me again!”
The two of them were so angry, how could they listen to him?
Seeing that the two were already rolling around in the grass, Su Wu hesitated and wanted to cross the river again to separate the two. At this time, a clear light rolled up several balls of flames and settled in front of Su Wu.
From Qingguang Lane, Zhong Sui, Qing Miao, Xiu Xiu and others came out.
Zhong Sui glanced at the situation on the other side and said to Su Wu: "Don't worry about them. They will stop fighting when they have had enough."
Su Wu shook his head when he heard this, and finally stopped trying to dissuade the two people.
A group of people walked up the river embankment and found a thatched cottage, where they settled temporarily.
"We just escaped from reincarnation, and we happened to meet you. Master Su has already solved the matter in the other side of time and space?" Zhong Sui looked at Su Wu and asked Su Wu first.
“There are still many things that have not been resolved.
I'll be back for now, I still have many things to discuss with you." Su Wu shook his head and replied.
Zhong Sui understood clearly after hearing this: "Okay, what do you need me to avoid first?"
"That's not necessary." Su Wu smiled, "I also have something to discuss with you."
"The same goes for me." Zhong Sui replied, then looked at Qingmiao, Xiuxiu, Li Heihu and others, and said to Su Wu, "If Master Su has something to do, I'd better discuss it with them first. I want to discuss it with Master Su." , but I can’t finish it in a short while, so I can leave it to the end.”
"good."
Su Wu turned his eyes and looked at everyone with a smile on his face: "Although the world today is still full of evil and terror, it is still a lot different from the past.
The bowels of the Three Purities have been sealed, and the Cross Tribulation has also been silent in the bowels of the Three Purities.
You are now freed from reincarnation, and what you will do in life in the future depends entirely on your fate."
When everyone heard this, some looked relieved, while others looked melancholy, vaguely aware of the upcoming parting.