Yang Muyun didn't know that while he was watching women's clothing for a while, Dashi had already broadcast it live on the Internet.
Taking advantage of the giant's live broadcast, the two strolled around the room again, and then returned to the kitchen with a bunch of "borrowed" things.
There are two beer bottle caps, one is borrowed from the corner of the dining table and the other is borrowed from under the sofa.
A liquor bottle cap, borrowed from under the bedside table in the Giant's bedroom.
There are also four coins, two 5-cent coins and two one-dollar coins, borrowed from the corner of the washing machine.
Six pieces of paper, borrowed from the bedside table in the Giant's bedroom.
To clarify, this is brand new paper and has not been used.
One piece of Hibiscus King, also from Giant’s bedside table.
Finally, Yang Muyun and Dashi borrowed a little more salt and sugar, and then returned to the tribe with satisfaction.
Yang Muyun first cleaned off the rubber seal on the inside of the beer bottle cap, and then handed it to Dashi.
"You smash this thing flat! Smash it from here to the outside, don't smash it from the outside to the inside, do you understand?"
Dashi immediately grabbed the bone stick and started banging it. Although Dashi's movements were rough, the bone stick was like an embroidery needle in his hand.
The wrinkled edges of the bottle cap were flattened little by little, completely stretched out, and turned into a flat piece of iron. The entire piece of iron was flat and smooth, with no pits or bumps visible.
The smashed beer bottle cap had some dents in the middle, which could be used as a pot.
Yang Muyun set up the pot stand, put the bottle cap pot on it, and then slightly adjusted it, and it was done.
Patting the dirt on his hands, Yang Muyun said with a smile: "We will be lucky in the future."
Dashi looked left, then looked again, shook his head and said, "Chief, can you eat shields too?"
Yang Muyun was stunned for a moment, of course he couldn't eat the shield.
Then Yang Muyun understood what Dashi meant. This guy used the pot as a shield.
But if you think about it carefully, it really looks like it.
Look at this pot, it's big and round, it's like a turtle shell when you carry it on your back, and its size is perfect for a barbarian.
So, Yang Muyun pointed to another bottle cap and said, "This is for you to use as a shield. By the way, you don't need to remove the white cushion inside."
Dashi immediately hugged the bottle cap excitedly, and then there was another bang, and the other bottle cap was also smashed flat.
When Yang Muyun was thinking about how to install a handle on the bottle cap for easier holding, Dashi directly pressed his arm against the rubber seal of the bottle cap.
The hair stuck tightly to the rubber pad, and Oishi waved his arm and shield without falling off.
Yang Muyun stared at it and thought to himself: This spider silk is not only beautiful, but also very useful.
"Dashi, how do you get this thing off?"
Dashi scratched his head and made no move. The shield on his arm instantly fell down.
"I don't know how to get it, but I just stopped thinking about it."
You can stick to it if you want to, and if you don't want to stick to it, you can't stick to it. This is a good ability.
Yang Muyun asked: "Can you put out a net like the goblins did?"
Dashi scratched his head, "I don't know how to release it, I haven't learned it yet."
Yang Muyun immediately comforted him by saying, "Take your time." Then he sat on the stove and put the bottle cap of the liquor bottle on it.
This is the second pot, used to boil water, make soup, stew meat, and even make hot pot.
When he thought of this, Yang Muyun's laughter flowed out.
After living in a barbarian tribe for ten years, I have long forgotten what the food on earth tastes like.
But it was already dark now, and the wilderness was particularly dangerous under the dark night. Yang Muyun wisely chose to stay in his nest.
Go to sleep, sleep, and get food tomorrow.
Then, Yang Muyun asked Dashi to fold the paper together, spread it flat on the ground, and then spread the animal skins on it.
I tried it and found that it is still somewhat elastic and is a hundred times more comfortable than the uneven ground.
It's a pity that the giant is a male. If it were a female, it should be able to borrow something softer and more elastic.
When Yang Muyun sighed, Dashi tried to lie down on it and immediately hummed comfortably.
"It's so comfortable, like sleeping on a cloud."
The corners of Yang Muyun's mouth twitched.
Sleeping on a cloud?
Dashi, I treat you as a brother, but you actually want to sleep with me.
But at this time, snoring sounded and Dashi had already fallen into a deep sleep.
Yang Muyun sighed in his heart, the load on his body from going crazy was too great. Fortunately, Dashi's going crazy didn't last long, and he had sugar supplements, so he could recover quickly.
However, Oishi's body was still weak and he fell asleep as soon as he touched the bed.
"Go to sleep and have a good sleep."
After covering the big stone with a piece of toilet paper, Yang Muyun wandered around the cave.
We have the wok and the cooking pot, but now we are just missing the ingredients.
There is a kitchen just over the passage. It is not difficult to get some oil, salt, soy sauce and vinegar. It will definitely keep you moisturized for the rest of your life.
But when he thought of the shaman's instructions before his death, Yang Muyun immediately sighed.
He and Dashi are the only survivors of the tribe. Not only must he survive, he must also work hard to revive and strengthen the tribe.
When it comes to growing the tribe, Yang Muyun inexplicably thinks of what Dashi said about "sleeping in turns."
If a tribe wants to develop and grow, it cannot just rely on two men, it must have women, and there must be many women.
But when he thought of the barbarian's figure and appearance, Yang Muyun's shoulders suddenly slumped.
Normal girls only look like steamed buns in their superstructure, but girls in the tribe look like steamed buns in a cage.
Everywhere is swollen and everything is big.
Normal girls are made of water, and their bodies are light and soft, while the barbarian girls in the tribe are made of cement.
High-grade cement, extremely strong.
"I'm still a child, I'll leave this kind of good thing to Dashi."
Well, I'll go wandering around tomorrow and try to kidnap a few women to come back and warm Dashi's bed.
After cleaning up the cave again, Yang Muyun took out a cigarette and lit it happily.
That's right, take out a cigarette.
Yang Muyun carefully measured his height. He was a little taller than a cigarette filter and less than half the height of a cigarette.
Who has experienced a cigarette that is twice as tall as you?
I found a place to put the cigarette on the holder, ran to the front to light it, and then quickly ran to the filter and took a puff.
Yang Muyun coughed violently.
Damn it, it was so cool, I almost killed myself.
However, the physical quality of barbarians is strong. Yang Muyun lay on the ground and stared for a while, then immediately stood up with support on the ground.
Lying on the filter and taking a sip, Yang Muyun stood on tiptoes and tapped the cigarette with his fingers. Then he leaned on the cigarette, crossed his legs and swayed leisurely.
When holding a cigarette, a man's mind is most active and his ideas are broadest.
Yang Muyun is now more than just holding a cigarette, he is basically a living god flying in the clouds and mist.
It is precisely because of this that Yang Muyun's brain is spinning rapidly like a small electric motor, planning the way forward.
Even weak races like Goblins are plotting against the barbarians because of the arrival of the Ice Age. Other races must also be crossing the sea to show off their magical powers.
No one will sit still and wait for death.
The world outside has definitely become different.
If nothing else happens, this will be a time of great contention.
If you fight, you have a chance of survival. If you lie flat, you can only become the rations of other races, or even sacrifices.
Yang Muyun weighed it again and again, and finally let out a long sigh.
"Let them beat them first, and then I will go out and pick up the heads after they beat them to pieces..."
But before that, you have to sort out the things at your door and clean up the people at your door.
When he looked up at the cigarette, it was only half burned. Yang Muyun quickly put it out.
"These are all fine tobacco, so you have to use them sparingly."