"Chief, why are your eyes so red? Have you used Madness?"
A barbarian's eyes will turn red when he is angry, and when his eye sockets turn completely red, he will go berserk.
Dashi felt Yang Muyun's aura, his breathing was slow, his heartbeat was strong, and he was breathing in the wind when he walked. This was not at all the sluggish appearance after going berserk.
Yang Muyun did not answer, but said: "Dashi, come and help me tear this thing into pieces."
Feeling Yang Muyun's aura, Laxida walked over with elegant steps.
Yang Muyun waved, "Ms. Laxida, can I ask you a small favor?"
As he spoke, Yang Muyun placed a stone in front of him and made constant gestures with his hands.
Soon, the stone turned into liquid and turned into a spice jar under Laxida's control, then the second, third, and fourth.
Yang Muyun poured the seasoning into the instant noodles. At this time, Dashi came over with a bunch of crushed chili peppers.
Yang Muyun pointed to the fourth condiment jar, motioned for the big stone to put in, and then asked: "Do you know why?"
Dashi nodded while crying.
Yang Muyun turned around again and found that Xiong Da and Xiong Er were waving their paws at the egg. The two little guys were pushing with their heads and shoulders, and they were turning around the egg.
Fortunately, the floor in the cave has been smoothed by Laxida, without any pits or convexities. The egg will not break no matter how hard it is rolled. If the ground was like before, it would break after five steps, and it would break within seven steps.
Laxida walked over, slapped Xiong Da and Xiong Er away one by one, and then pushed the eggs to Yang Muyun.
Looking at the thing in front of him, Laxida thought to himself: It's so big, it's half the size of me. What kind of ancient creature is it descended from?
I closed my eyes and felt it carefully. The eggshell contained majestic vitality, but this vitality was very strange. I always felt that something was missing.
"What kind of creature's egg is this?"
Yang Muyun thought for a while and replied: "This is a very magical bird."
Laxida asked again: "How amazing is it?"
Yang Muyun replied: "This kind of bird has tamed humans, allowing humans to provide them with nests, food, mates, raise their offspring, treat diseases, and expand their populations. After a long period of time, this kind of bird has become the most popular among all birds."
The largest number is several times more than humans."
Laxida was stunned for a moment, and said with a little envy: "This kind of bird must have a high status, right?"
Yang Muyun nodded, "Yes! This kind of bird is a symbol of light and a sacred existence in all religions. Once we leave this kind of bird, the human world will be completely in chaos."
Rashida closed her eyes and contemplated for a while, then said: "Then let's build a palace and enshrine the eggs."
"Offer?" Yang Muyun waved his hand, "How can a stone palace compare to a palace of flesh and blood? The best way to offer an offering is to eat it and merge it with your own body."
Rashida's eyes widened in astonishment. Is there any other way to say this?
At this time, Yang Muyun called on Dashi to add firewood to the tribe's ancestral stone pot.
Feeling that the stone pot was already heating up, Yang Muyun immediately picked up the grease and wiped it on the stone pot.
A trace of white smoke rose from the stone pot. Yang Muyun and Dashi worked together to lift the egg and bang it on the edge of the stone pot a few times.
The eggshell shattered, and the clear and transparent egg white and yellowish-reddish yolk slid into the pot, making a squeaking sound when they met the fat.
An alluring aroma penetrated her nostrils, and Rashida couldn't help but lick her lips.
The eggs of the sacred species must be delicious, right?
Yang Muyun casually threw the egg shell to Xiong Daxiong Er. The two guys immediately pounced on it and happily played the egg shell pushing game.
Yang Muyun stood on the edge of the stone pot and walked back and forth, holding the stone spatula made by Laxida in both hands while stirring the egg liquid. When it was about to solidify, he quickly asked Dashi to throw the chopped green onions in.
The already attractive aroma has been upgraded again. Just now it just tickled my nose, but now it directly makes my stomach roll.
When Xiong Da and Xiong Er smelled the fragrance, they immediately abandoned the eggshells and walked back and forth around the stone pot. From time to time, they would stand up on their hind legs and look into the pot.
Unfortunately, they had short legs and could not see anything. This only aggravated the curiosity of the two little guys, who kept squealing.
"Dashi, put out the fire."
Yang Muyun began to serve the rice, shoveling the scrambled eggs onto the stone plate, then each person took a plate and ate hard.
Needless to say, Dashi was already crazy and consumed a lot of energy, and he had been hungry for so long. In addition, it was the first time he ate such a delicious thing as scrambled eggs with green onions, and he almost chewed off the stone plate.
Rashida was in awe of the "magical birds" and felt that eating their eggs was blasphemy, but this thing was so delicious, so feel free to blaspheme.
Later, Laxida took a look at her two children and found that their stomachs were so full that they were touching the ground. Their four paws were clawing frantically but could not touch the ground.
Laxida felt that the two children were too young to know how to eat when they were hungry. If they died of starvation, they would definitely become the laughing stock of the family. She could not let them eat anymore, so she had to exercise some restraint.
At this time, Yang Muyun picked up the shovel and gave Laxida another plate.
Laxida shook her head, what was she thinking about just now? Forget it, I don’t think about it anymore, let’s eat first.
Seeing the last shovelful of eggs being added to Rashida's plate, Yang Muyun couldn't help but doubt his life.
Isn’t it too edible?
A whole egg!
Moreover, they had just eaten a meal not long ago.
Immediately, Yang Muyun comforted himself and said: It's okay, it's okay. The family has just woken up from hibernation. It's a time to replenish energy. It's normal to eat more. As a child, it's a time to grow.
Laxida had eaten and drank enough, picked up the chubby Xiong Er in her mouth, pushed the chubby Xiong Er like a ball, and returned to her residence gracefully.
After sending the two children home, Rashida came out again and went to the place where the sundries were piled up to pick up a piece of toilet paper.
Although she didn't know what this thing was, Laxida could feel that it was very clean and soft, and it was very good for making a bed.
It has a refreshing fragrance of vegetation, which is much better than those smelly animal skins.
Yang Muyun also spread toilet paper on the bed, then turned over and lay down on it.
Just when Dashi was about to say something, he found that the chief was already snoring.
Then I remembered that the chief spent the whole night yesterday, and continued to fight today. In addition, he was running around borrowing things. The chief was not idle for half a quarter of an hour.
"Go to sleep, Chief."
Then Dashi carefully washed the pots and plates.
After cleaning up, Dashi also lay on the bed, but he tossed and turned and couldn't fall asleep.
The things he experienced during the day were replayed in his mind, especially the details of the battle after going berserk. As he thought about it, Dashi unconsciously started dancing and gesticulating the attack movements in the battle.
Looking at his empty hands, Dashi couldn't help but sigh.
The weapon was broken.
I didn't even see him for the last time.
Then Dashi remembered the new weapon the chief gave him.
It's cold in your hand, it looks like a piece of ice, but it's like mud. You can shape it into whatever shape you want.
Dashi shaped it into the shape of a bone rod and waved it in his hand. As a result, the new weapon drooped softly.
"So soft? It's useless."
Dashi rubbed the handle of the weapon out of habit, but unexpectedly, an icy blue light rippled out of the weapon. Dashi felt a chill emanate from his palm. The new weapon was actually a little stiffer, and the originally drooping body of the stick also lifted.
stand up.
Dashi suddenly realized, "So this is how it is used. Harder, harder! Harder, harder! Harder, harder! Harder, harder!"
As a result, at this time, Yang Muyun, who was sleeping, kicked Dashi in the face and muttered vaguely: "Where did you come from? Go to hell."