Yang Muyun used all his strength to treat the slime, and brought a wok made of beer bottle caps from the tribe's cave, cut the slime into slices, stir-fried and fried...
However, the result is just as Oishi and the others said, slime cannot be used as food.
Boiled in water, it will become hard and chew it even if your teeth are tired. Roasted in fire, it will emit a pungent smell that can make people faint.
Yang Muyun himself once suspected that the things coming out of his wok should be plastic fried with green onions and dried rubber.
“Is the real use of slime as an industrial raw material?”
Yang Muyun rubbed his forehead. He wanted plastic and rubber, which could be obtained directly from the earth. They would be of good quality and large in quantity.
What I need now is food.
Whether it tastes good or not is secondary, the main thing is that it can fill your stomach.
Creatures like slime are so suitable for raising pigs. Yang Muyun felt that he was not worthy of the soul of a flower grower if he did not develop such high-quality ingredients.
After dumping a pile of failed cooking food into the trash can, Yang Muyun opened the lid of the water tank.
The slimes in the clear water are still crystal clear, just like glass balls placed in the water. You can't spot them unless you look carefully.
Moreover, the moment the lid of the water tank was opened, the slimes shot out like cannonballs, and Yang Muyun quickly closed the lid.
On the other side, the slimes soaked in salt water were all half dead.
Not to mention jumping out, Yang Muyun didn't even move when fishing with a net, just like a backstroke bass.
Looking at these slimes soaked in salt water, more pine lines appear in the crystal clear bodies. The pine lines spread and connect, forming magnificent geometric patterns in the slimes' bodies.
Yang Muyun murmured to himself, "Isn't this just a genuine preserved egg?"
I chopped up the preserved egg on my hand, put it to the tip of my nose and smelled it. Although it wasn't fragrant, it wasn't smelly either, and there was no pungent smell.
Yang Muyun mustered up the courage to bite a small piece with his front teeth, then chewed it and found that there was no unacceptable taste.
So Yang Muyun boldly took another bite.
After chewing it, there was no extra taste other than a little salty. I threw the remaining large piece into my mouth and chewed it.
Apart from the salty taste, there really seems to be nothing else.
After feeling it carefully, I found that this thing is tougher to chew than preserved eggs, skin jelly, and jelly, but compared to beef tendons, pig skin is softer, with a slight elasticity of sheep's eyes, and you can feel the hair on the cut surface of the ingredients.
Friction between stubble and tongue coating.
It is like a 100-layer eraser rubbing back and forth on the surface of the tongue and teeth. Every inch of the surface of the teeth and the skin in the mouth has been rubbed without any dead ends.
Thinking of this, Yang Muyun chewed it hard like chewing gum, and it took three minutes to spit out the residue in his mouth.
I licked my teeth with my tongue, and they turned out to be dry and smooth, as if they had been polished and waxed, and all the stains on my teeth had been cleaned away.
During the ten years he traveled back in time, Yang Muyun paid great attention to personal hygiene, especially oral hygiene. Unfortunately, due to limited conditions, Yang Muyun could not find substitutes for toothpaste and toothbrushes.
Therefore, tartar is inevitably produced on this tooth.
But now, Yang Muyun feels that his teeth have become smoother and more delicate, and his dental calculus has also been reduced a lot. His teeth are almost white enough to appear in an advertisement.
“I don’t know if slime can be eaten, but it can definitely clean your mouth.”
Thinking of this, Yang Muyun quickly summoned Dashi.
Knowing that this was food made from slime, Oishi instinctively refused.
But Yang Muyun used the authority of the chief, so he could only forcefully stuff the big stone into his mouth, and then chew it as hard as he would an enemy of life and death.
Not long after, the expression on Dashi's face changed from pain to confusion, and then to joy. Apparently he also felt the changes in his mouth.
"Big stone, spit it out and drink some water to rinse it out."
I took a look at the slime residue spit out by Dashi. It was black and yellow, and had an unpleasant smell.
Dashi himself was so embarrassed that he quickly shoveled up a pile of soil with his feet to cover the things he vomited, and then stepped on it vigorously, as if to destroy the corpse and eliminate traces of it.
Yang Muyun gave Dashi another large piece of slime meat, and Dashi immediately started chewing it excitedly.
After chewing for a few minutes and rinsing his mouth again, he clicked the big stone twice with his teeth bared, and then let out a ferocious roar.
"Chief, look at my teeth, they are much whiter."
The most common indicators to evaluate whether a beast is dangerous are sharp claws and sharp teeth.
Barbarians do not have sharp claws, but barbarians have sharp teeth.
It's just that everyone's teeth are not very clean, and they even have rotten teeth. Over time, they become embarrassed to grin and greet each other with fists.
This is true not only of savages but also of other creatures.
It is a beast, a pure beast, that shows off its sharp fangs and scares its opponents when they meet.
But it is undeniable that showing off teeth is a memory and glory engraved in the bones of carnivores.
If you have teeth, you have the right to eat meat.
The sharper the teeth, the more meat you can eat, and the stronger your body will naturally be.
Therefore, teeth can highlight strength and power more than muscles.
"Chief, this thing is so good, how did you come up with it?"
Hearing this compliment, Yang Muyun was not happy at all.
What I want is food, food, not gum or toothpaste.
But then I thought about it, it would be good to create toothpaste, and oral hygiene would be guaranteed in the future.
In the past ten years, the biggest doubt in Yang Muyun's mind was why the prince could talk to a random village girl when he met her.
I pay attention to oral hygiene. I rinse my mouth every day and often use small branches to clean my teeth. However, my teeth have turned yellow.
Those village girls never brush their teeth. Even if there is no tartar, plaque, or cavities, the smell in their mouths will definitely not be good.
Unless the prince likes to eat snail noodles.
Now seeing Dashi's reaction, Yang Muyun suddenly felt that slime toothpaste might be a good thing for both men and women.
Moreover, there are only zero and countless times for oral hygiene.
After experiencing a clean mouth, if I don't clean my mouth for a day, I will feel uncomfortable all over. When I meet acquaintances, I will nod but never speak, and even if I speak, I will never dare to speak loudly.
Yang Muyun fished out the slime from the salt water tank, chopped it into pieces with a few knives, and then called for cuckolds, blackheads, and Laxida to experience it.
Just like Dashi, when several guys heard about eating slime, they immediately looked disgusted and resisted.
But after hearing Dashi's personal experience and seeing Dashi's clean teeth, Laxida was the first to be shaken.
Then without saying a word, he threw the slime piece into his mouth and chewed it hard. Then Laxida's eyes became brighter and brighter, even a little burning.
Cuckold and Blackhead also tried chewing, and the more they chewed, the more excited they became, and the more they chewed, the more addictive they became.
Blackhead tapped his teeth with his claws, and then said: "Master, this thing is so useful. It can be traded to Ironforge City in exchange for the supplies we need."
Yang Muyun was stunned for a moment and murmured: "What is Iron Furnace City?"
The cuckold also had a puzzled look on his face. The Goblin family had been living in the valley for generations, so he followed Yang Muyun on his mountain patrols a few times.
Dashi had heard of Ironforge City, but he had only heard of the name and didn't know the specific content, so he didn't speak and listened to Heitou's explanation.
Blackhead explained: "Iron Furnace City is a city established by the dwarves. We went all the way south and arrived there in more than 20 days. We can exchange a lot of good things there, as well as dwarf iron tools. Every year after the snow melts, we will get there.
During the three full moons, many races will go to Ironforge City to exchange supplies and information, and powerful tribes and races will not be absent."
Yang Muyun coughed and said, "Let's take time to take a look after the snow melts."
Be sure to exchange a few young girls back.
I don’t want a house, I don’t want a diamond ring, I don’t want a deposit, and I don’t want to treat women to dinner or shopping. Is it too much to pay 200 yuan for such a good girl?