A meal of water noodles with only salt added made Dashi burst into tears.
Is this food for giants?
So delicious!
Yang Muyun also had the urge to cry.
It’s been ten years, it’s been ten years, do you know how I have spent these ten years? I eat big meat and small barbecues all day long, three meals a day, and I almost vomit after eating meat.
Now, I can finally eat boiled food, which is clean, hygienic, healthy and safe.
Yang Muyun smacked his lips and asked, "Dashi, is it delicious?"
Dashi nodded hurriedly and almost chewed off the wooden bowl in his hand, "It's delicious, it's so delicious. I've never eaten such delicious food!"
Yang Muyun said quietly: "It would taste better if it had some green onion and coriander. Let's go get some vegetables!"
When Dashi heard this, he jumped up and said, "Kill those goblins!"
In addition to barbarians, there are many other races in this land, such as goblins.
The little greenskins feed on the fruits and roots of plants and have mastered planting techniques, so they live a comfortable life.
When Dashi talks about eating fruits and vegetables, the first thing that comes to mind is goblins, and the second thing that comes to mind is the traditional craft passed down by barbarians - robbery.
In a dark and damp cave, a group of older goblins were sitting together, and in front of them was a giant goblin that was much larger than an ordinary goblin.
The eldest goblin has green skin like ordinary goblins, but deep black lines appear on his head, face, chest and back, as if the green skin is covered with a layer of black stockings with a unique pattern.
Well, it does look very similar.
In the eyes of Goblins, this is a sign of divine favor and a glory bestowed by God.
The stocking-headed goblin said to the goblins in front of him: "The barbarians were our biggest opponent on the way to our rise. Now that this opponent has been eliminated, this land will be ours from now on."
The goblins immediately became excited.
"Chief, don't we have to pay tribute to the barbarians?"
"All the barbarians are dead, so why pay tribute?"
"Chief, I heard that the barbarians have an ancestral cauldron. Let's go and bring it back."
"Yes, yes, I heard that the food cooked in that pot is delicious."
"Yes, yes, otherwise why would barbarians be so strong?"
"Why move? Just move and live in the cave of the barbarians."
"Yes, yes, hahaha."
"When the ice melts, we will move."
Unlike the cheerful optimism of the tribesmen, the stocking head goblin always felt worried.
Because the raid failed to wipe out all the barbarians, especially the target of the raid, the barbarian shaman, used a powerful force that did not belong to the barbarians to seal the entire cave.
The other tribesmen thought that the ice would melt soon, but the Silk Stocking Goblin knew that the ice would never melt.
Thinking of this, the stocking-headed goblin roared irritably, "Go and check if there is another entrance to the barbarian cave. Go in and see if there are any survivors. Live or die!"
A group of goblins shrank their necks and ran outside, but quickly retreated.
The stocking head goblin asked dissatisfiedly: "Why don't you go quickly?"
Several goblins turned back at the same time, "The patriarch, the barbarian survivor, has been found."
Found it?
The stocking head goblin was stunned. He found it so quickly. These wastes were very efficient.
Then the stocking head goblin realized something was wrong.
"boom!"
There was a loud noise, accompanied by thick dust and flying gravel.
The entrance and exit of the cave were violently broken open, and then a majestic figure ducked in with his head lowered and his body bent.
The situation was like a big cat getting into a mouse hole.
They were barbarians, and they actually came in.
Dashi looked at the goblin in the cave with a ferocious smile, and then moved away.
Yang Muyun walked in with a depressed look.
That's right, when you walk in, you just lower your head a little, unlike the big stone where you have to bend down to get in.
The stocking head goblin looked shocked, "How did you get in?"
Yang Muyun shrugged, "Didn't you see it and walked in?"
An older goblin said subconsciously: "This is impossible. The stench of barbarians can be smelled hundreds of steps away. How come the guards outside didn't react at all?"
Hearing this, Yang Muyun had no reaction at all. After all, it was the truth.
On the contrary, Dashi had a dark face and swiped the bone club in his hand, killing the Goblin who was speaking on the spot.
No bones were left, only a pool of liquid sprayed on the wall.
The Goblin's shriveled and fragile body could not withstand the ravages of barbarians, let alone an elite barbarian like Dashi who had awakened his bloodline talent.
After licking the blood from the bone rod, Dashi said proudly: "I took a bath, and I washed it with salt water three times! How about it, you didn't expect it, did you?"
Hearing this, the goblins were collectively shocked.
The savage took a bath?
And washed it three times?
Or is it washed with salt water?
The guy in front of me must have abandoned the beliefs and traditions of the barbarians.
Yang Muyun shrugged, pointed at a few ordinary goblins and said, "Hold your head and squat down."
The goblins immediately followed the instructions, not only holding their heads, but also inserting their heads deeply between their legs, closing their eyes and plugging their ears.
Yang Muyun nodded with satisfaction, and then looked at the remaining goblin with black stripes.
"Which god gave you the courage to attack our tribe secretly?"
The stocking-headed goblin didn't hide anything, and said proudly: "It is the favor of the Shadow Spider God. If you also want to convert to the Shadow Spider God, I can recommend it to you."
Yang Muyun nodded, and then asked: "Courage alone is not enough, what method did you use to sneak attack on our tribe?"
The stocking head goblin immediately said: "A kind of hallucinogenic mushroom. Extract its juice and boil it into a medicinal powder. Mix it in torches and burn it in your caves to make you lose your mind and kill each other."
Yang Muyun nodded again, clapped his hands in approval and said, "Such a clever strategy must not have been thought up by you goblins, right?"
The stocking head goblin said proudly: "Of course! This is the wisdom possessed by the Shadow Spider God!"
Yang Muyun asked: "Where is the Shadow Spider?"
"Be brave and call the Shadow Spider God!" The stocking-headed Goblin immediately said in a slower tone: "If you want to convert to the Shadow Spider God, you can't do it with nothing, you must have a sacrifice."
Yang Muyun walked over and looked at the black lines on the stocking head goblin's face, his eyes filled with admiration and admiration.
Seeing this, the stocking head goblin immediately said proudly: "Look! This is what the Shadow Spider God gave me. This is the mark of God! If you convert to the Shadow Spider God, you will also get such a mark."
Yang Muyun shook his head, "You have a good head, just use it as a sacrifice!"
Before he could finish speaking, Yang Muyun raised his hand and struck out the bone sword, striking the stocking-headed goblin on the head.
He has no martial ethics and is not in line with the style of barbarians, but who calls Yang Muyun young?
After all, he is only ten years old, still a child.
However, the imaginary picture of an owl's head with a sword did not appear. Yang Muyun's bone sword stayed on the goblin's neck, unable to move forward.
At the same time, the stockings on the head of the stocking-head goblin seemed to come to life, spreading around like octopus claws, and swept towards Yang Muyun's arm along the bone sword.
"Stupid barbarian, the Shadow Spider God not only gave me strength, but also gave me wisdom. I saw through your plan, hahaha. I didn't expect it!"
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