If the wild boar essence wasn't powerful, he would clean it up.
"What! You want to deal with the boar spirit!"
The bat demon flaps its wings to fly.
Lu Bai grabbed the rope and tied a knot on the tree trunk.
"Let go, let go. If you want to die, don't hold me back. I haven't saved any seeds yet. Let go."
Lu Bai reminded him, "You have been hit by my life and death talisman."
"It would be better to die in a year than to die now." The bat demon was still struggling.
Lu Bai pulled the rope and pulled him back.
"I'm asking for your opinion. I don't necessarily have to kill him." Lu Bai reassured him, "Even if he kills him, it's still an assassination. Then he will leave Batman's mark and tell him that it was a bat."
The bat demon sat back and said, "That's good, the wild boar spirit is dead, let alone the bat, just keep my name, that's fine!"
Suddenly he became famous in the wilderness.
However, wild boar spirits are not so easy to kill.
Lu Bai asked him to explain in detail how powerful the wild boar spirit was.
"As the saying goes, one pig, two bears and three tigers can't be the most powerful but the Wild Boar King. What a wild boar spirit. He is as big as a house, as strong as a dragon, and his skin is as thick as iron. He is invulnerable to weapons and bullets, and has infinite strength. He can break a bridge without hesitation.
, the mountains are flat at both ends with ease..."
Lu Bai slapped him and said, "You are telling stories."
Giggle.
The bat demon smiled hoarsely, "In the city, I like listening to books the most."
All in all, the wild boar spirit is very powerful. "In the words of you city people, you must be at least a first-level master. A second-level master has to fight in a group, and a third-level master has to kill a group of people. A fourth-level master like you -"
The bat demon glanced at Lu Bai up and down, "There's no way he can be forced to reveal his true form. Even in his human form, he can kill a fourth-level master to the point of throwing away his armor, crying for his father and mother, kneeling down to beg for mercy, and all he has to do is shout -"
Snapped!
Lu Bai slapped him.
Don't think that he can't hear what he means.
He also understood.
The realm of this wild boar spirit is too high, and its original form is just a small tank, running rampant as if entering an uninhabited land.
Lu Bai is no match at all.
This is where things get tricky.
Lu Bai successively thought of many ways, such as poison, fire attacks, and beautiful pig tricks, but they were all rejected by the bat demon.
"Not at all!"
The wild boar spirit has rough skin and thick flesh, so fire attacks cannot harm it at all. As for poisoning it - it is impossible to not only make it invisible but also require a large dose.
Lu Bai scratched his head.
It would be unlucky for him to meet this man who doesn't have enough food and salt.
"Forget it, let's go burn down the human flesh restaurant first." Lu Bai stood up and urged the bat demon on his way.
The bat demon cannot be beaten to death.
Burning down a human-meat restaurant is no different from killing a wild boar spirit. They are both seeking death.
"What will I do if you hide in the city?"
The wild boar spirit is quite powerful in the wilderness near Yancheng, and it is easy to catch the bat spirit.
this……
Lu Bai sat down and continued to brainstorm ways to kill the wild boar spirit.
"Hey, by the way, does the wild boar spirit have any enemies?" Lu Bai thought of framing him.
The bat demon's eyes lit up.
"have!"
He pointed with his wings to the wilderness to the west. Under the moonlight, there were rolling mountains in the distance.
"There lives a king in the mountains, a bull demon. He and the wild boar spirit are mortal enemies. They have been fighting for more than ten years, but they still can't decide the winner."
The bat demon gave Lu Bai a thumbs up. He thought Lu Bai's idea was a good one.
This bull demon does not advocate eating meat, let alone cannibalizing human flesh, and has always advocated vegetarianism. Therefore, he has always looked down upon the wild boar spirit's cannibalism. He wants to burn down the human flesh restaurant, and the wild boar spirit absolutely believes it.
"High! No wonder they all talk about human beings. Your idea is so cunning." The bat demon admired her.
Lu Bai was confused.
He didn't have any ideas, so he asked if he had any rivals.
But don't tell me, this is a really good idea.
As long as the burning of human flesh in the restaurant is not discovered, it can cause chaos. When the time comes, it will be easy to kill a pig and get a wild boar.
"We still lack something to frame the crime." The bat demon reminded him.
He asked Lu Bai to get a piece of cow hide, cow tail and other things, as long as it could be proved that it was done by cows.
"Pure some cow dung." Lu Bai suggested.
There is still a difference in appearance between domestic cattle and bison. As for feces——
"The boar spirit is stupid!"
The bat demon assured him that the meat-eating wild boar spirit must have never studied the difference between cow dung.
He probably wouldn't even look at it.
The most important thing is that these two monsters are like fire and water, one is dry wood, the other is a fierce fire, and they can be ignited at a moment's notice. Especially the wild boar spirit has a bad temper. As long as he burns down the restaurant and mentions the word "cow", he will complete it in his own mind, and then
Go find trouble with the bull demon.
The bat demon once again admired Lu Bai, "Master Lu, your family sells bamboo shoots. This idea - tsk tsk, it's too bad."
"I'll fuck you, uncle!"
Lu Bai kicked him off the branch and said, "Your family is the one who steals the bamboo shoots!"
This bad move was obviously caused by the bat demon, but now it's all on him, grandma is a bitch.
The bat demon led the way, leading Lu Bai to run wildly in the wilderness and rushed to the town.
The sky is now turning a fish belly white.
There are already voices in the town one after another.
Lu Bai did not go back to the wine shop. Instead, he asked the bat demon to take the cow dung and went straight to the human flesh restaurant.
According to the bat monster, the human flesh restaurant is now deserted. The monsters that come out at night have gone back after eating and drinking. The monsters that come out during the day have not come out yet. The waiter in the restaurant is sleepy. They will go now.
A shochu restaurant is just right.
Lu Bai also wanted to burn down the human flesh restaurant as soon as possible.
If you delay a little longer, it might mean a life and fifty points of merit.
Say it again.
If he doesn't frame him quickly and start a fight earlier, it will be hard to deal with his wild boar mentality.
Before dawn, they flew to the tree where the human flesh restaurant was.
The tree is huge, and the Human Flesh Restaurant is built on the other side, with wooden stairs winding down.
There is a way to go to a human flesh restaurant.
Under the tree, there is a charming female fox spirit dragging a fox tail to greet her. Anyone who comes in will be seen.
It happened that Lu Bai and the others came down from the tree, so they didn't notice.
Lu Bai measured it from the top of the tree.
The servants and maids who serve are all fox demons with tails, all of them are handsome and graceful. If this was opened in the city, it would definitely make money. It's a pity that a shabby scholar has turned many people into human buns.
The bat demon is familiar with human flesh restaurants.
They slowly fell down and floated outside the window.
Lu Bai saw a fat pig demon with a fat head and big ears, walking upright, and pig hands that looked like human hands. He was using a boning knife to debone half of the human torso on the chopping board in front of him. The intestines, heart, liver, spleen and stomach had been pulled out and thrown into the bucket next to him.
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"Fuck you! You beast!" Lu Bai couldn't help but say.
The bat demon had eaten human flesh, so he couldn't help but speak for the pig demon: "It's the same thing, if you don't eat pork, the pig will go into the water, and you will have to take the heart of the wild boar in the future."
Lu Bai nodded, "You are right."
According to the bat demon, this is a confusing account.
"But look at what I have."
Lu Bai patted his butt.
"Butt, the tip of the butt is the most delicious." The bat demon drooled.
"I'll fuck you, uncle!"
This is butt!
"Where I sit on my butt determines who I speak for and who lets me sit on my butt."
They are waiting for the pig demon to leave.
Since he was going to frame the crime, he definitely couldn't let anyone see it, and he had no chance of killing the pig without saying anything.
but--
This pig demon has been working in the human flesh restaurant for such a long time, so he definitely has a lot of merit points.
Lu Bai secretly wrote him down, and asked the bat demon to also write it down.
"Just keep an eye on him. If the opportunity arises, go to me and I will kill him." Lu Bai ordered.
The bat demon was surprised, "No, you won't let me go when the trouble comes?"
"Don't you also eat people?"
Lu Bai felt that even without the merits of the bat demon, he was already worthy of him.
After all, he was chased by this guy for most of the night.