The wild boar stared at Lu Bai and opened his mouth, "Then I have nothing to say."
Lu Bai suggested to them, "If you speak human language, it's certainly not easy to curse people. Why don't you speak demonic language?"
Niu gave him a blank look and said, "Are you stupid? Pigs talk like pigs and cows talk like cows. If you want to talk like a monster, wouldn't that mean you are talking the wrong words?"
"Pooh!"
She vomited.
She strongly condemned the person who coined the word, "What nonsense did you make up? Why should a cow's head kiss a horse's mouth? The horse's mouth matches the horse's face. It's disgusting and has bad breath!"
Lu Bai was stunned.
She is very experienced.
The bull demon escorted them to the west.
It was dark, the mountains were high, and the grass was slippery. There were few mountain roads that Lu Bai walked, so he could not help but stumble.
"If your grandma keeps bothering you, I'll drag you to plow the fields!"
A bull demon pushed Lu Bai from behind.
Snapped!
Niu Da gave the bull demon a slap in the face.
"Be gentle, sir, in case you are a relative of mine." Niu Da sniffed Lu Bai's body.
Um.
Smells very good.
Maybe he is really a relative of hers.
Lu Bai was speechless. Who else recognizes relatives like this?
They walked for nearly an hour, bypassing two mountain ridges, and finally saw a village in the valley, with lights, a river shining with lights, and chickens and dogs chatting among each other.
Lu Bai was surprised.
Never would I have imagined that there is such a paradise in the wilderness!
Seeing Lu Bai's surprise, Niu Da was very proud, "You can't believe it, the fields we cultivate are more fertile than your fertile fields outside the city. The grains we harvest are piled up in the warehouse, and they are opened to eat every day. The grains of the nearby monsters are all from us."
Supplied!”
Wait until you get closer.
Lu Bai was even more surprised. Walking on the path in the fields, he saw criss-crossing roads, small wheat fields, paddy fields filled with rice seedlings, and waterwheels spinning leisurely. Behind the fields was a village, built of wood and thatch, in an orderly manner.
into one piece.
The one he admired was indeed a bull demon, with such a natural talent...
Lu Bai couldn't think of any good words, so he could only describe it with an awesome sentence.
A steel fork pointed in front of Lu Bai.
"What do you mean by that?" Niu Da looked unkind.
"It's a metaphor that you are very powerful, extremely powerful, so powerful that it will explode." Lu Bai said seriously.
"real?"
Niu Da didn't believe it, "You people really use this sentence to describe being powerful?"
"Yes, I swear in the name of my father." Lu Bai nodded.
He has never met his father.
Every cow has a father.
So she believed it.
She looked at the lower body covered by the leather jacket, wondering why she was so powerful.
Is she really that powerful?
Niu Da decided to go back and study it carefully.
After putting this in her heart, the woman said modestly: "It's okay, not too awesome. Speaking of which, I learned it from the farmers when my father was living in the city."
They just added the cattle's talents of being hard-working and good at plowing, and in exchange they got a good harvest.
When it comes to this, I feel so confident.
"If we hadn't been prepared and repelled the wild boar spirit in time, our fields would have been ruined because of you."
She asked Lu Bai to wait, this account must be settled carefully.
They crossed the fields and came to the village.
The village head was brightly lit, and a large number of Uncle Niu, Sister Niu, and Uncle Niu gathered under the lights and looked forward to it.
Some of them were holding bowls in their hands, chatting and slurping the noodles.
Seeing them coming back, these folks came up.
"Aunt Niu, has my father come back?" Niu Da asked.
"The boss is back and is resting in the back. You guys..."
Aunt Niu was very surprised when she saw that they had brought back a man, a bat, and asked, "Why did you bring this man back?"
"Forget it, they burned down the restaurant and framed it on us."
Niu Da asked the bull demons to keep an eye on the three of them, while she went to ask his father for instructions and let him make a decision.
"What!"
"He burned it!"
"You are very brave, boy."
"You big ass, you framed us, you big hammer."
The bull demons attacked Lu Bai together and kicked the wild boar several times, which blinded one of its eyes.
Lu Bai felt that they were criticizing Sang and Huai.
"Grandma, you're a slut! Where is she? You dare to frame us!"
Just as the bull demons were filled with indignation, a loud shout exploded behind them.
After the bull demons got out of the way, the leader of the big black bull came over menacingly with two long, sharp horns and a golden fork, just like the bull demon walking out of the TV, so lifelike.
The big bull demon's nose is going to spit out fire.
They plowed and farmed in the mountains and lived an idyllic life, but as a result, disaster came from heaven.
How can a big bull demon not be angry?
He walked up to Lu Bai and pointed at Lu Bai and the bat demon, "Just you two!"
"No, just him, I, I am innocent!"
The tied bat demon hurriedly explained and put all the blame on Lu Bai.
Grandma is a bear!
This idea was obviously his.
"I don't care what you say, I'll give you a beating first." The bull demon said domineeringly, "Grandma, you're a bear! Just because of you two, I had a fight with the wild boar spirit. Hiss, you're so fucking rough.
The meat is thick, and I, the old cow, can’t get any bargain at all.”
The big bull demon became more and more angry as he spoke, pointing at the wild boar, "beat up that grandson's son too! Now give the wild boar demon a message and ask him to redeem his son with money. As for this man - let him go out
Redeem yourself with money, damn, no one wants to let me suffer!"
When the bull demons come up, they will hang up one person and two demons and beat them.
"Wait!"
Lu Bai was already prepared, "Master, how about I give you money to spare me a beating?"
The big bull demon is sitting on a chair.
The chair is small.
Big cow.
The upright chair creaked.
"Oh, you have a lot of money."
The big bull demon's copper-bell-sized eyes widened, and he suddenly stood up and walked towards Lu Bai, causing the chair to completely fall apart.
He walked around Lu Bai and asked, "How much money are you prepared to pay?"
Lu Bai asked the big bull demon to bid.
He breathed a sigh of relief in his heart.
This group of bull demons is difficult to deal with. The forks thrown are like throwing javelins, and there is no way to escape. Fortunately, these bull demons are really old cows with a kind heart. They have no intention of killing him, so Lu Bai is on the road.
He didn't intend to escape either.
Anything that can be solved with money is nothing.
"Ten thousand——"
The big bull demon said half-finished words, then he straightened his nose and put it close to Lu Bai and started to smell it.
Lu Bai was confused.
Is this a bull demon? Is it a dog?
"You..." The big bull demon stood up and stared at Lu Bai, "You smell like my family!"
Niu Dayi was startled, "Hey, I'm just talking nonsense and I want to be right?!"
She said to the air: "Give me a powerful Cowherd!"
The bull demon asked her not to interrupt.
He sniffed again, "It's the smell of your sister!"
"younger sister!"
Niu crossed the distance of three steps and came to Lu Bai, "You ate my sister!"
What a mess.
Lu Bai was confused.
The big bull demon pushed the IQ-challenged one away, "Is there a girl with great strength around you?"
Lu Bai thought for a moment and then remembered that the big black cow was female.
"Yes, big black cow——"
Lu Bai suddenly realized, took a step back and stared at the bull demon, "You, you are that scumbag dad!"
The big bull demon doesn’t know what a scumbag dad is.
He did remember his daughter's name, "Yes, yes, big black girl!"
"you!"
Lu Bai originally wanted to condemn him for abandoning his wife and daughter, but he was still in his hands, so he could only put it aside for the time being, and said in vain, "Hey, tell me earlier, I am her eldest brother, we are a family."
"Really, that's great!"
Da Niu Yao asked Niu Da to untie Lu Bai quickly, and asked with concern: "The big black girl is pretty good, isn't she? How about the baby?"
"Uh." Lu Bai sorted out his words, "Auntie, she's dead."