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Chapter 269 Kidney Deficiency

Lu Bai conveniently copied it, took the dragon tail inkstone in his hand, and handed it to Gu Qinghuan.

Li Jinzhong nodded. He had enough telekinesis, but not enough precise grasp. He was indeed in the Qi-training state. Seeing how he had just handed the dragon tail inkstone to Lu Qinghuan with his hand, it proved that Lu Bai knew that his telekinesis could not accurately grasp the distance of the dragon tail inkstone.

and scale.

This is in the early stages of Qi training.

In the blink of an eye, Li Jinzhong had determined Lu Bai's state.

From Li Jinzhong's point of view, Lu Bai was okay. It was just that the skills he practiced were special or superior. This could be seen in his intense telepathy, so Lu Bai could enter the realm of cultivating immortals in a short period of time.

This is unusual in Yancheng, but outside——

Not to mention the eight major sects, even in their inner study hall, there were people who quickly entered the realm of cultivating immortals after coming into contact with the Chrysanthemum Book. He, Li Jinzhong, was one of them.

He entered the palace at the age of fifteen, was selected to enter the inner study hall to practice at the age of eighteen, and entered the realm of immortality at the age of nineteen.

But after entering the Immortal Cultivation Realm, it took more than ten years to reach the Moving Mountain Realm.

Li Jinzhong exchanged pleasantries and was sure that Lu Bai was not the person he was looking for.

This time he came to Yancheng as the father-in-law of Xichang, and taking over the salt affairs was secondary or even unimportant. He handed all these to his deputy. This deputy was supposed to be the supervisor of Yancheng's salt affairs, but he

When something happened, I stepped in.

This matter is nothing but finding someone.

When the elder of Nei Shu Tang was observing the star-pulling instrument a few months ago, he discovered a demon star appearing in the west-northwest of the Southern Dynasty.

The star-pulling instrument is an instrument used in the inner study hall to predict disasters and rebellions.

It foreshadowed many rebellions, including vassal rebellions, mountain and sea disasters and other military disasters, and brought the Southern Dynasty back from the abyss of destruction several times.

Of course, the prediction may not be accurate.

This is just like the weather forecast. The prediction is only temporary, but the change is eternal, so the observer still needs to make a lot of decisions - this is the case with the appearance of the demon star.

The demon star is neither an evil star nor a good star. The evil nature is the only attribute that the elders of the Neishu Hall can give for it. Therefore, if you want to know whether it is good or bad for the Southern Dynasty, you must find someone to draw a conclusion.

Li Jinzhong's mission this time is to find this person.

He searched Yancheng for a long time, and after making sure that he was not among the people in the city, he returned his eyes to the two people he had targeted in front of Yancheng - Lu Bai and the former Magistrate Lu, now the Lord of City Lu.

Both of them have only recently come to prominence.

Of the two people, he was more suspicious of Lu Bai.

But now after some testing and confirming that Lu Bai's realm was in the early stages of Qi training, Li Jinzhong was leaning toward Lord Lu again.

City Lord Lu is also young.

Although he is a little older than Lu Bai, he is still considered a very young city lord.

With his backing to the Lu family, his future prospects are limitless.

I have long heard that the Lu family is reshaping the Lu family - the Lu family directly cultivates in Yiqiu Villa, and after they leave, the original power in the world will be filled by these Lu family children.

Yiqiu Villa plans to select an outstanding one among these disciples by raising gu and make him the head of the secular Lu family.

Now it seems that City Lord Lu has a good chance.

It's not impossible for him to become a demon star.

No!

Now that Li Jinzhong thought about it, it was very possible.

After greeting Lu Bai and Gu Qinghuan for a few words, he stood up and left, leaving Lu Bai and Gu Qinghuan looking at each other.

Lu Bai knew that Li Jinzhong was testing him.

He was also glad that he had been switching his exercises to pure Yang these days, so he was not exposed.

But what is the reason for this sudden appearance?

Confused.

A few days later, City Master Gu and his family had packed their bags and were about to embark on the journey.

The day before departure, City Master Gu held a family banquet, and Lu Bai, Gu Qinghuan and others also went there.

At the banquet, City Master Gu was both happy and worried.

He kept advising Lu Bai to calm down his temper, "After I leave, no one will be able to tell you the truth."

Gu Qinghuan's mood was also waning.

When they said goodbye after dinner, Gu Qinghuan, Sister Lin, and Mrs. Gu were reluctant to leave, saying many personal words, and did not leave until late at night.

The next day.

Gu Qinghuan didn't go to send it off.

Lu Bai and his royal guards, together with City Master Lu, escorted City Master Gu out of the city gate and outside the town before saying goodbye.

Lu Bai sighed quietly as he watched the convoy of City Lord Gu and his family disappear into the woods under the escort of their servants and guards.

He was also quite reluctant to let go of City Master Gu.

Although their cooperation time was short, they got along very harmoniously because of their relationship with Gu Qinghuan.

There is also a tacit understanding between Qianhu and the city lord, allowing him to have a complete stage to display his ideas.

However, that is gone forever.

"Lu Qianhu."

City Lord Lu, who was standing together, turned around and started to attack Lu Baigong, "Yancheng will be relying on you and me from now on. I hope we can be as close as before and cooperate sincerely."

City Lord Lu emphasized the word "previously" in a subtle way.

Lu Bai laughed it off.

**

The time when City Master Gu left was on the third day of July.

In the blink of an eye, four days later, the Tangram Festival has arrived.

In the past, Da Heiniu, a rough man, had no interest in this festival.

But early this morning, I reminded everyone that today is the Qiqiao Festival.

By the afternoon, Big Black Bull had reminded me no less than ten times.

"Lao Lu, today is Qiqiao Festival."

When Lu Bai went to the toilet to urinate, he never forgot to poke his head in to remind Lu Bai.

Lu Bai was so scared that he almost wet his pants.

"Your uncle!"

He put on his pants awkwardly and said, "There are differences between men and women. Can you respect my gender?"

The big black cow looked disdainful, "Hey, look at the way you are chirping like a girl. It's not like I haven't seen that thing of yours before. Did you forget that you were competing with me to see who can pee farther?"

"Ahem." Lu Bai asked her to shut up.

He was also helpless at that time.

At first they were too poor to open the pot, but it happened that Da Hei Niu got a dog from somewhere, showed off its power in the alley, and planned to shave its hair and eat the dog meat.

Then Lu Bai can not have the idea of ​​​​dog?

At that time, he was not familiar with Da Hei Niu.

Lu Bai proposed a bet. Dahei used dog meat to bet, and Lu Bai played the game and asked Dahei to be his bride. Who of them could pee further?

The final result speaks for itself.

Although Lu Bai couldn't compare to the big black cow in anything, he still wasn't inferior in the area of ​​peeing.

"Honestly, that dog meat tastes pretty good." Lu Bai just finished his words and took it back, "Bah, who said anything about dog meat? You go out first and wait until I finish urinating."

The big black cow retracted his head and kindly reminded Lu Bai, "Lao Lu, you urinate frequently. This is a sign of kidney deficiency."

"My kidneys are weak, sir. I haven't used it yet. What's wrong with my kidneys?" Lu Bai turned on the faucet again.

But the water pressure has dropped and it has been held back for a while. It is not so easy to drain the water out again.

It has to be brewed.

Dahei Niu said with rich experience outside: "This thing is destined by nature, it doesn't depend on how much it is used. Whether it is empty or not can be seen in daily life. You may not feel it now, but when you use it and it goes away, you will regret it.

Bar."

Lu Bai believed her, "Do you have any research in this area?"

"That's right, when we, Da Hei Niu, choose a husband in the future, we must choose someone who can do it, right? This is the standard." Da Hei Niu couldn't help but poke his head in again, "Hey, I heard that this is very comfortable, you

There are brothels in this world, but why is there no Nanlou?"

"Gungun, put your head back."

Lu Bai said angrily, "If you keep nagging me, I won't be able to urinate."

"That's one of the signs it's not working."

The big black cow retracted his head and said categorically, "The book says it well. When doing this, psychological quality is very important. You must have the courage and confidence to remain calm even if the mountain collapses in front of you. You thing - I

If it’s not enough just to take a look at it, why do we do such a big thing?”

Lu Bai was convinced.

These are all fucking words of tiger and wolf!

"Brother, I'm peeing!"

I don’t know if I thought he would dare to do something dirty in there.

"Pissing is the same as that, using a crime tool." Big Black Niu said plausibly.

She asked Lu Bai, "Lao Lu, I heard that men can't believe what they say about this. They usually give a 30% discount to what they say, so I'm thinking, do you think it's better for me to find several good ones with a 30% discount?"

There are several 40% off or 50% off, so you win by quantity?”

"It's so difficult."

Dahei Niu murmured to himself, "Generally speaking, someone who is handsome may not necessarily be good, and someone who is capable may not necessarily be handsome. Hey, you said that I look for handsome people during the day and strong abilities at night. How about this?

?”

Lu Bai gritted his teeth and said, "Get out!"

Da Hei Niu was surprised, "Lao Lu, you haven't urinated yet? It seems like you have severe kidney failure."

Lu Bai put on his pants and kicked the big black cow when he came out.

The big black cow dodged his kick and said, "Hey, you can't kick me."

Lu Bai waved, "Come here, I will never kick you."

The big black cow rolled his eyes, "Do you think I'm still the little brat you tricked into comparing who can pee farther? I'm telling you, I've learned how to pee now, or let's compete."

"roll!"

Lu Bai was so cruel that her gums were almost bleeding, "What the hell is wrong with you!"

"Oh yes."

Da Hei Niu remembered the business and reminded Lu Bai, "Today is the Qiqiao Festival."

"Nonsense, I know!"

Lu Bai asked Da Hei Niu to name Chou Yin, otherwise he wouldn't mind trying the beef.

"It's my birthday!"

Da Hei Niu patted his chest and asked: "As a good brother, you don't know?"

"Why?"

Lu Bai was stunned.

He thought about it and said, "Fuck you uncle, your birthday was clearly on March 16th. At that time, you defrauded me of a knife and lent me three hundred taels of silver——"

The big black cow waved his hand and said, "That's not important. What's important is that it's my birthday today!"

Lu Bai originally wanted to say that three hundred taels was very important, but when he heard that she was celebrating another birthday today, he couldn't help but wonder, "What do you mean? Did your mother give birth to you from March 16th to July 7th?"

Come down? Then you are a fucking beast."

The big black cow retorted, "You are a beast——"

Lu Bai reminded him, "You have half the blood of a cow."

"That's half a beast at most!" Da Hei Niu corrected Lu Bai.

This is very important, because with half human blood, she is no longer a great person.

Lu Bai was convinced, "Okay, awesome man, tell me, why is it your birthday today?"

"Qiqiao Festival, the Qiqiao Festival celebrates the birthday of the cow. Everyone hangs wreaths of wild flowers on the horns of the cow to thank the cow for letting the Cowherd hang up the cowhide and fly up to see the Weaver Girl." The big black cow pointed at himself, "What can I do?

Isn’t that half a cow? Don’t celebrate with me.”

Lu Bai suddenly realized.

Indeed, there is also the legend of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl in this world, which is almost exactly the same as in the previous life. The custom of celebrating the Qiqiao Festival is also almost exactly the same, which is equivalent to Valentine's Day in the previous life.

"Okay, what gift do you want to celebrate as a half-cow?" Lu Bai asked.

The big black cow held out two fingers and said, "I'm short of money recently, please give me some."

Lu Bai wondered, "Why are you short of money again?"

Da Hei Niu had no choice but to say, "The medicinal wine you brewed is so delicious, I have already finished the four jars."

After Gu Qinghuan took over the winery, in order to prevent his disciples from drinking too much, he made a rule: Haoqi sect disciples were limited to four jars of wine per month, and if they wanted to drink after they ran out, they had to pay for it. And Dahei Niu drank like a cow, so he

Within seven days, she had finished drinking.

Lu Bai nodded suddenly.

The grandson of Da Hei Niu is not using medicated wine to practice martial arts, she is using medicated wine to practice drinking.

But then again——

"I'll give you a hammer! It's your uncle's birthday to celebrate, and you didn't contribute your skin. You asked me to chase the Weaver Girl. Why should I give you money?" Lu Bai told her to get out as soon as possible.

Da Hei Niu blinked and said, "Lao Lu, are we brothers? We agreed to share the hardships and the blessings together. Let me tell you, I can even share with you all the men I have in my forty-fifth room in the future -

—”

"stop!"

Lu Bai asked him to stop, "As long as you don't share these forty-five rooms, I will give you a jar of wine. But we have to agree, you must drink it leisurely, this is your medicinal wine for more than half a month."

Dahei Niu agreed, "As for whether Jiu Tong agrees or not, I'm not sure."

The medicinal wine has been tempting her, but she can't guarantee that she can control it.

"Okay, ask me for it later," Lu Bai said.

Da Hei Niu was puzzled, "No, now, strike while the iron is hot, and cook the uncooked rice to become the first offender——"

"The first offender is your grandma!"

Lu Baihua had barely fallen, so he kicked him out, catching the big black bull off guard and knocking him over.

"Lao Lu, I'm your uncle!" Big Black Bull cursed him.

Lu Bai felt that the curse of the big black cow was really poisonous, "It will not bring harm to the family."

He turned around and walked toward the hut.

"Hey, wine, what are you doing?" the big black cow urged.

Lu Bai didn't even look back, "I'm going to pee!"

Those behind him didn't urinate at all, which made Lu Bai feel uncomfortable and always felt like he had unfinished business.

Dahei Niu said firmly: "You have congenital kidney deficiency!"

Lu Bai believed in the evil spirit of the Big Black Bull.

He really believed it, so much so that he worried about gain and loss for the whole day.

In his previous life, he was single and almost became a magician. In this life, he spent ten years sharpening his sword and never tried the frost blade. If something happened to him, where would he cry?

On the night of Chinese Valentine's Day, Lu Bai and his family sat on a hill in the manor to watch Altair and Vega.

Their dinner is wine and a small barbecue.

Lu Bai specially ordered two large kidneys.

squeak - squeak - squeak -

The aroma of the meat grilled over the charcoal fire is overflowing, and the juices flow across the charcoal fire. From time to time, they drip on the charcoal fire, and sparks appear, which are as bright and beautiful as the stars in the sky.

The big black cow carried a jar of wine, took a sip of wine from time to time, and then asked greedily about the smell of the meat.

He clearly regarded this as a meal.

The sky is filled with stars.

Altair and Vega look at each other affectionately across the Tianhe River, which is full of poetry and painting in people's imagination.

Suddenly, a gust of cool breeze blew by——

A large cluster of sparks appeared on the left side of the charcoal, like iron sparks.


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