The pig demon laughed loudly and slashed his head with the boning knife in his hand, "The level difference is too big!"
Regardless of whether she is a boy or a girl, the difference in realm means that Wang'er's kick cannot break her defense at all.
However, she had no choice but to forget her son.
When her sword was about to hit Wang'er's head, the demon-slaying sword appeared out of thin air and blocked her sword.
The pig demon was shocked, "Breaking, breaking the sky realm!"
boom!
When she was frightened, Wang'er flew up and kicked the pig demon in the neck.
The red skirt drooped like a cloud, and when Wang'er raised her legs, it just covered the upper part of her thighs, leaving her lower legs to take full advantage of her style.
"Ahem!"
The pig demon took a few steps back, coughed twice and then recovered. As mentioned just now, the difference in realm made it difficult for Wang'er to hurt her at all with his feet or palms, not to mention that she was born as a wild boar and had thick skin.
Durable.
However--
It is the difference in realm that makes the pig demon dare not act rashly.
This sword is in the sky-breaking realm!
In other words, as long as Wang'er has the idea of killing her, she will never survive in the blink of an eye.
That being the case——
Then what the hell, why don’t you give me a damn, running is the way to go!
The pig demon turned around and ran away.
"Where to go!"
Wang'er swung his foot, and the clogs hit the pig demon. When the pig demon was forced to turn its head, Wang'er jumped up on the stool, detoured in front of him and whipped his leg, and the sole of his foot drew a graceful trace in the air, and smashed towards the pig demon.
Pig demon face door.
The pig demon subconsciously blocked.
"Ouch."
Wang'er cried out in pain.
This big pig monster has rough skin and thick flesh. Once it reaches a high level, it will be enough for Wang'er to suffer with just a little force.
After landing, she turned around a few times to stabilize her body. Her long skirt swept over her like a red cloud and didn't stop until she reached the door, blocking the pig demon's way.
"superior!"
Several pig demons standing at the door reacted and wanted to attack Wang'er.
when!
However, as soon as they approached Wang'er, a sword appeared out of the air, lying in front of them, blocking them all.
"Stop!" the fat sow demon was furious.
This aunt has the Sky-Breaking Sword at her side. She is just defending now. They may still have a glimmer of hope. If she is provoked to kill them, they will all be finished.
They wanted to stop, but Wang'er didn't miss the opportunity to fight.
Lao Lu once said that what you see on paper is ultimately shallow. To improve your realm, you have to kill people. If you want to become a master, fighting is inevitable.
When she was in Yancheng, although Wang'er was the senior sister, she was only in name only.
When it comes time to fight, it's often not her turn.
Now that she has become the master of the middle valley, she will naturally have a good time.
Wang'er sat at a table, her right leg crossed over her left leg, letting the bells on her feet ring crisply, she leaned back, stretched her left arm back to support her body, raised her head and drank a large sip of wine, and wiped
With wine stains on his lips, he said boldly: "If you want to leave, it's so easy. Let's wait until you're satisfied!"
She turned around, and like a red cloud, people swept up to the pig demon, with the knife in her hand unsheathed.
The fat pig demon hurriedly raised the boning knife and blocked it gently, but did not attack. Instead, he quickly stepped aside when Wanger returned the knife.
She had made up her mind today, even if Wanger chopped off her breasts, she would not fight back.
Because if you don’t fight back, you may still have a chance of survival. If you fight back...
The pig demon felt that today was a bad day and could not be used as a death anniversary.
Wang'er struck out a few more times, but saw that the pig demon could only dodge but not attack, and even regained some of the power in her hand, becoming as powerful as hers. Suddenly she felt very boring.
"No fight, no fight."
Wang'er stopped and sat on the table to rest, because the stools had been kicked over by them.
She waved her hand and asked the pig demon to help bring her clogs.
The pig demon was happy and obeyed his orders respectfully.
"Great." The pig demon was secretly happy.
She knew that this girl would definitely not kill her even if she had already picked up her shoes.
good.
Wang'er had exactly this intention.
Although she does not claim to be a hero, she is targeting the person who enjoys the grudges in Lao Lu's stories - when she used to live in a shabby house in an alley, she couldn't sleep at night, and Lao Lu often told her stories about heroes.
.
Wang'er also wants to be that kind of person.
So to take the life of the monster who was obedient to her, the most important thing was to kill it with the monster-slaying sword, but she couldn't do it.
However, death penalty can be avoided, but living crime cannot be avoided.
Wang'er sat on the table, put on her shoes, and asked, "Why don't you let me eat stir-fried pork?"
"This -" the pig demon said seriously: "We are pig demons after all, and it is our duty to protect the glory of the pig demon!"
"Yeah?"
Wang'er snapped her fingers, the demon-slaying sword shot through the air, and instantly appeared in front of the pig demon, pressing it against her forehead.
The pig demon subconsciously took a step back, and the demon-slaying sword followed closely, making the pig demon's forehead feel cold. But she still said bravely: "We can't eat people, right?"
They don't eat people, and people don't eat pork. It's fair enough.
but--
"Huh?" Wang'er was surprised.
She tilted her head and looked at the pig demon.
At this moment, one of her legs was propped up on the table, and the other leg was shaking on the edge of the table, causing the bell to ring crisply.
"Have you never eaten pork before? No way. If you lie, you will be struck by lightning to make roast pork."
Wang'er remembered that Lao Lu once said that a big pig demon once opened a restaurant with human heads near the city. These pig demons were regular customers, so the pig demon said that she had never eaten human flesh, but Wang'er didn't believe it.
Sure enough, the pig demon scratched his head and thought that this little girl was so cruel that he was about to roast her.
"I've eaten before, but then -"
The pig demon looked up at Wang'er and whispered, "That was sent here by you humans."
Wang'er also knows this.
Lao Lu said that this human flesh restaurant is most likely a collaboration between admirals, face-masking monks, monsters and other forces, just to satisfy their selfish desires and the eunuch's dream of becoming a normal man.
However, what Wang'er was waiting for was her words, "In that case, you can also bring me a plate of stir-fried pork."
"What!" the pig demon yelled.
Buzz——
The demon-slaying sword trembled against her forehead and whistled softly.
Wang'er jumped off the table, put his hands behind his back, and walked to the pig demon, "If you bring someone over, you can eat it. Doesn't it mean that if you bring over the stir-fried pork, I can eat it? Well, that's fair."
"
After that, the sword pressed against the pig demon's forehead, and blood marks gradually appeared on the pig demon's cheeky skin.
The pig demon knew that now it was not a question of whether to cook stir-fried pork or not, but a question of her life.
The fat pig demon gritted his teeth.
As a young hero and the smartest monster among the pig monsters, of course he has to choose to live.
There is a saying that goes well, if you keep talented people, you don’t have to worry about running out of firewood. As a pig, she must stay alive!
So the pig demon happily agreed, "Okay, just wait, I'll make some stir-fried pork for you!"
She rolled up her sleeves and walked towards the back kitchen of the restaurant.
Wang'er blinked. There was no pork in the kitchen. How could we make stir-fried pork?
While thinking——
"ah!"
A cry of pain came from the kitchen, which startled Wanger.
She blinked, her long eyelashes still unable to conceal her surprise. She thought this pork——
No way?
Unfortunately, it was exactly what she thought.
After a cry of pain, the sound of meat being chopped on the chopping board was heard from the kitchen, and then the sound of a spoon hitting the pot was heard.
After a while, the pig demon came out with a plate of fragrant and hot stir-fried pork.
As for where the meat comes from——
The fat pig demon's big chest muscle is missing a piece, and now it is wrapped in cloth, and the blood stains can be seen vaguely.
"Stir-fried pork, please use it slowly." The pig demon put the dish on the table.
I have to say, it's quite delicious. As expected, only pigs understand pigs.
However, now it is Wang'er's turn to choose.
To eat or not to eat?
After Wang'er stared at the fried pork for a long time, he pushed the plate away and sighed leisurely: "You're a pretty smart pig."
It's not too late to entertain her with the meat on his body, and let Wang'er eat it. It's not too late to eat it. There's nothing to say.
The pig demon scratched his head, why did this sound like a curse?
However, for the sake of the demon-slaying sword, the pig demon didn't care about her.
She didn't come here today to eat stir-fried pork, to find trouble and to fight, it was just for fun.
Wang'er's real purpose is actually to solve a very difficult problem.
——The problem of eating in Zhongshan Valley.
This is not a small problem, the problem here is huge.
As a demon city that is to be built, dominated by people, and advertised as fair, eating is a big problem.
——Do you want to eat human flesh?
Of course not. Wang'er is sure that as long as he eats human flesh, Lu Bai will be drowned in saliva.
Well, since you don’t eat human flesh, then you shouldn’t eat pork, mutton and other kinds of meat.
Since we want to be fair, we must not be able to distinguish between three, six or nine, so these meats cannot be eaten.
Then, the problem comes.
There are thousands of monsters in the world, and almost all animals become monsters. For the sake of fairness, one cannot eat their flesh.
So, what do monsters and humans eat?
You can't just be a vegetarian, just eat grass.
Even if they all eat grass, what if a grass demon appears? It has something to say.
Therefore, the issue of eating is a big issue, almost related to the foundation of Zhongshan Valley.
For so many days in the City Lord's Mansion, Wang'er was troubled by this problem.
However, after learning about the alliance between the Pig Demon Guanzi and the Sheep Demon Guanzi, Wanger gained new inspiration.
It turns out that these two restaurants, the Pig Demon Restaurant that cooks mutton dishes, and the Mutton Restaurant that cooks pig dishes, were incompatible with each other.
Now, they have chosen to form an alliance, and have used a very cool way to put down their differences, and have reached an agreement: the pork and mutton they sell can only be slaughtered by pigs and sheep that have not opened their minds.
For this reason, they also euphemistically say that pigs without spiritual intelligence are not the same species as pig demons and sheep demons.
That's all.
They ignored this externally, and united together to prohibit other restaurants from selling pork and mutton, even though the pork and mutton also came from pigs and sheep that had not opened their minds.
In this way, the benefits are huge.
While sharing the same hatred and protecting their fellow race members, they monopolized the meat in the entire Central Valley. If the monsters wanted to have a serious meal of meat, they had to go to their restaurant.
This is a double standard, but because of their cooperation, the monsters who opened the restaurant in Zhongshan Valley dared not speak out, so they could only extend their sinful hands to Tutu.
When Wang'er heard this, he couldn't help but sigh at the great benefits.
This gave her inspiration. In this case, why not extend it and declare that the edible meat in the Zhongshan Valley must come from animals that have not yet opened their minds. Wouldn't this solve the problem of eating?
Therefore, Wang'er asked: "I heard that your restaurant is selling pork and mutton, why don't other restaurants sell it?"
The pig demon raised his head, "Of course it's to protect our tribe!"
Wang'er asked, "What others are selling are pigs and sheep that have not yet opened their spiritual intelligence."
The pig demon smiled and said, "They are not pig demons and sheep demons. How do you know whether these pigs and sheep have opened their spiritual intelligence? Only we know this, and the pigs and muttons we sell are all carefully selected. They are absolutely
The spiritual intelligence is not opened.”
Wang'er nodded, don't say it, it really makes sense.
"You are right. When it comes to pigs and sheep, you are professionals." Wang'er said half of his words, and saw the pig demon laughing, thinking that he would make you cry soon.
She continued: "But if such monsters in Zhongshan Valley want to eat meat, it is too inefficient to rely on you, so I decided that all pigs, cattle, sheep, chickens, ducks and geese to be slaughtered in the future must be gathered together and appraised by the people from Zhongshan Valley City Lord's Palace.
Have you not turned on the intelligence, labeled them after passing them, slaughtered them, and then distributed them to major taverns, what do you think?"
Wang'er asked the pig demon.
Just as the pig demon was about to speak, Wang'er clapped his hands and said, "Oh, by the way, this has another advantage, that is, if we encounter the plague again, we can detect it in time, thereby reducing the spread of the plague to a minimum in terms of food.
lowest--"
Wang'er stood on tiptoes and patted the pig demon on the shoulder, "Not long after the plague passed, a lot of monsters in the middle valley died. We need to remember."
Finally, Wang'er asked the pig demon, "What do you think of this idea?"
"But -" The pig demon was about to speak, but was interrupted by Wang'er again.
"Oh, I forgot to mention it." She blushed in embarrassment and continued: "We will choose professional pigs, cows, sheep and other monsters as appraisers. We will be absolutely fair and impartial and will not let go of any intelligent monsters.
.”
not only that.
Wang'er said, "We will also set corresponding age limits based on the time when the monsters activate their spiritual intelligence. That is, they will only be sent to the slaughterhouse after the best time to activate their spiritual intelligence. And when slaughtering, we will make special arrangements.
He is considerate, death is instant, and there is absolutely no torture or suffering."
She said that they have gone to the extreme and are even more considerate and considerate than the Pig Demon Restaurant and Mutton Restaurant.
The pig demon opened its mouth slightly, wanting to say something, but in the end nothing came out.
She felt that this little girl was too strong a liar, and she was speechless as he used his spear to attack his skin and shield.
However, there is an old goat in the field.
He touched his goatee, walked in from the outside, and said leisurely: "It sounds fair, but I would like to ask the owner of the valley, since people are born with spiritual wisdom, can they only eat us, and we can't eat them?
"
The pig demon suddenly realized, "Yes, yes, this is not fair at all!"
What's more, if someone becomes the owner of the valley in the future, who knows how many people will come to the valley, won't they become pigs and sheep to be slaughtered?
Well--
Although they are pigs and sheep.
Wang'er nodded. This goat was so powerful that he immediately found the key point.
So, she pushed the question to the goat demon, "Then what do you think we should do?"
The goat demon simply said, "Either I won't eat it, or I'll open a meat restaurant!"
Sheep eat grass anyway.
Wang'er secretly shook his head after hearing this.
Good guy!
This is going to overturn the table.
Either of these two plans will destroy the Central Valley.
In this case, Wang'er could only use her trump card, "I came to Zhongshan Valley with only one goal, to build Zhongshan Valley into a fair, just and prosperous demon city!"
Therefore, the standard must be the same for everyone, that is, anything that opens up the spiritual wisdom must not be used as food.
"Isn't this-" The pig demon was about to yell, but was stopped by the demon-slaying sword.
"But people are born with intelligence, so for the sake of fairness, I decided that from now on, if anyone in the city commits a capital crime, they will be sent to the slaughterhouse and then treated in the same way." Wang'er chuckled, "Isn't this fair?
"
The goat demon frowned, this is unfair, how many prisoners can there be on death row, this is blatant injustice.
He was just about to speak.
"What's going on? What's going on? I heard that some people are using swords and swords, and I'm so fucking impatient?" A monster with a jackal head, wearing sloppy clothes, led a group of Zhongshan guards away carelessly.
Come in.
He squinted his eyes and turned a blind eye to Wang'er, "It's you fucking pig demons and goat demons again who make noisy things all day long. The peaceful and peaceful Zhongshan Valley has been completely messed up by you, grandma.
Crossy——”
When he walked up to Wang'er, he saw with his short-sighted eyes like a blackboard, "Oh, the Valley Master is here too. The deputy captain of the Zhongshan Guard has met the Valley Master."
He gave a very awkward salute.
"Oh, by the way, Mr. Valley Master, I'm looking for you." He told Wang'er that something big had happened, "The vice-captain you just appointed today, he, he stepped on dog poop when he went out and slipped and fell.
His head fell directly to death."
Wang'er looked up at him and sighed, "Hey, you are really insulting my IQ."
The jackal demon was startled.
Why?
Why is it different from the previous rhetoric?
When several vice-captains died in the past, the Valley Master didn't take it seriously and brushed it off lightly.
Little did they know that Wanger was raising pigs.
Once they are fattened, they should be killed.
Poof!
The demon-slaying sword appeared out of the air and was inserted directly into the jackal demon's chest.
There was no warning and it was so sudden that the onlookers screamed and Zhongshan Wei subconsciously touched the knife.
The jackal demon was even more confused.
What's going on? Whose sword is this? This appears out of thin air - it's the Valley Master's sword!
The jackal demon looked at Wang'er unwillingly and puzzled, "You, you - why?"
"I can kill if I want. I don't need to tell you why." Wang'er stretched and said lightly.
Lao Lu said that everything in the Zhong Valley was left to her to decide. If she really couldn't solve it, she would resort to profiteering methods. Anyway, even if the Zhong Valley became an empty valley, Lu Bai had a way to build it and make it prosperous again.
What's more, this jackal monster deserves it.
With so many vice-captains dying, do you really think she doesn’t know what’s going on?
She appointed so many vice-captains. She originally wanted to watch a dog-eat-dog fight, but the vice-captains she appointed were too weak, so she had to take action.
Wang'er gently lifted his feet, letting the clogs leave the blood river, causing a crisp sound of bells.
"Oh, by the way, where did we just talk?" Wang'er looked up at the goat demon.
Behind her, the demon-slaying sword was being drawn out of the jackal demon's body with blood dripping from it, and it was pointed at the goat demon.
The goat demon shook his head decisively and stopped talking.
There is no such thing as fairness in this world.
It's better for them to stop in moderation.
Otherwise, they might be the next ones to kill people for no reason like this.
"good!"
Wang'er was very pleased, "Since you have no objection, it's settled. I will convene a meeting of grain owners to write this into the law and announce it to the whole grain."
After saying that, without giving the monsters a chance, Wang'er put the sword back into its sheath, placed it across his back and walked away happily on his wooden clogs.
After going out, the sun fell on her ankles and white soles that were exposed when they crossed each other. They were almost transparent and made people dizzy.
Too beautiful.
However, beauty is always hard to come by, and Wang'er quickly disappeared from sight, leaving only a string of crisp bells ringing.
And the monsters in the wine shop looked at each other.
After a while, the Zhongshan guards looked at the mysteriously dead jackal monster, looked at each other, and left silently.
They each have their own plans in mind.
If you want to continue working, you have to find a way to fill the void left by the jackal's death.
Those who used to be the lackeys of the jackal demon are worried about settling accounts in the future; or if they see the jackal demon suddenly die and feel sad that the rabbit is dead and the fox is dead, and feel that they are not of my race, their hearts must be different, so they are ready to go back, pack their bags and leave the middle valley.
As for the goat demon and pig demon——
After a moment of silence, the goat demon picked up a stool and sat down. He took out a pair of chopsticks from the chopstick cage and tasted the small stir-fried pork. "Oh, it's so delicious!"
He gave the pig demon a thumbs up and said, "If you roast pork, we will probably lose our business."
"Eat your uncle!" The pig demon sat down, "This is my breast meat!"
The goat demon smiled and said: "Anyway, you have cut it off. If you don't eat it, you won't get it for free."
"Your grandma!"
The pig demon greeted the elders of the goat demon again, and then she picked up her chopsticks and began to eat her own meat. If word of this spread, no one would blame her.
The pig demon said while eating it: "I always feel like something is wrong, but I can't react."
The goat demon took a bite of the dish and told him, "Humans commit crimes, and very few commit capital crimes. If you want to eat human flesh, it will be difficult, very difficult!"
The pig demon slapped his forehead and said, "Yeah, look at my pig brain, I didn't think about it at the time."
She looked at the goat demon, "Why didn't you speak then?"
The goat demon pointed at the jackal demon lying in a pool of blood, "If I dare to speak, this will be our fate."
When Lu Bai came, he was indeed pursuing fairness, but if he could not pursue fairness, he would not mind using huge profits to make it relatively fair.
The goat demon knew this, so he chose to stop.
After all, in this world, rigid people or monsters who must be absolutely fair if they want to be fair will not live long.
The pig demon somewhat understood.
He took a bite of his own stir-fried pork and found it very delicious. At the same time, he had an idea, "Hey, if we don't need to slaughter this, then our Pig Demon Restaurant can also sell pork dishes?"
Just like the plate of meat in front of you has been cut off and eaten, then who is eating it and not eating it?
Besides, this is a way to make money.
When it comes to cooking pig dishes, they regard the pig as the second best, and no one dares to say the first.
The goat demon glanced at him and said, "When it comes to doing business, you are not a pig. However, if there is no business, there will be no killing. If you make pork, more guests will like pork, and more pigs will die."
"
The pig demon's smile froze on his face, what the goat demon said made sense.
"Well, then I'd better not do the pork business," she said.
The goat demon was very pleased to hear this. Not only did their goat demon restaurant lose a competitor, but the key was that they could also do the mutton business, and they were also very good at cooking mutton.
With this two-pronged approach, business will definitely be booming and the Pig Demon Hall will be suppressed sooner or later.
As for the saying that there is no buying and selling and no killing——
He sincerely advised the pig demon, but sheep are different from pigs. There are several varieties of sheep, so as long as the goat demon doesn't eat it, wouldn't it be fine?