As the saying goes, a thousand miles will return in a day.
Lu Bai and the others took a boat trip for half a month, leaving Jiangbei and arriving in Jiangnan. The food became very different, with more river fresh food and a variety of vegetables. Lu Bai had not eaten much, so he ordered
The task was handed over to Gu Qinghuan.
Gu Qinghuan ordered a dish of roast goose, a dish of fish, and a portion of Ningjiang fish and rabbit meat in sauce. The waiter wrote them down one by one, looking back at the sloppy Taoist priest from time to time.
The sloppy Taoist priest took the wine gourd handed over by Lu Bai's disciple, opened the stopper of the gourd, raised his head and poured it into his stomach.
"Hey!" Disciple Lu Bai rushed to stop him, "It was agreed upon."
The sloppy Taoist blocked Lu Bai's disciple's obstruction with one arm and continued to pour it into his stomach. When there was not a drop of wine left in the gourd, he put down the wine gourd in embarrassment, "Ha, um, I really took a sip, old Taoist. You see?"
Did I grumble?"
"Hey you--"
Disciple Lu Bai snatched the gourd away with his hands. Before he could get angry, the sloppy Taoist priest had already handed him his face, "I don't mind if I give you a beating so that you can pay for the wine."
Disciple Lu Bai was impressed by his shamelessness. He took back the wine gourd and walked to his seat without looking back.
"Hey, don't stop beating me. Give me a good beating so that I won't owe you anything." The sloppy Taoist priest caught up and stopped disciple Lu Bai, "I never owe anyone any favors. Come on, hit me, hit me."
Let's make things right."
Disciple Lu Bai wanted to get around him, "You must be sick."
"Yes, yes, I'm sick. If you scold me a few more times, the harsher the scolding, the more - no, with such a good wine, scolding alone won't pay for it. You'd better hit me, hit me hard." The sloppy Taoist priest
Said happily.
Lu Bai shook his head, "That's wrong. He has to put in effort to hit you, and you are good at it. If he wants to hurt you, he has to put in a lot of effort. It's very troublesome, so hitting you won't be worth the cost."
"
The sloppy Taoist priest was stunned: "What should I do? Should I let him chop me?"
"If he cuts you, he still has to wipe the blood, which is also very troublesome." Lu Bai said.
The sloppy Taoist priest scratched his head, dandruff raining down, "What should I do? I'll beat myself up?"
"That's not possible. If you beat yourself, you beat yourself. It has nothing to do with others, and you won't be able to repay the debt." Lu Bai gave him an idea, "If you really want to repay, the wine he has is for practicing, so you can take it out
Use the treasures from your spiritual practice to offset your account."
Although Lu Bai couldn't see the depth of the sloppy Taoist priest, he also knew that he was of a very high level. Since the sloppy Taoist priest was willing to get beaten up to pay for the wine, he might as well do something practical.
The sloppy Taoist priest nodded when he heard this: "It makes sense, it makes sense, but I don't have many of these things on me. Let me think about it, oh, by the way -" He put his hand into his arms and searched carefully, and searched.
, rubbed it together by the way, and finally pinched out a pill-like pill, handed it to Lu Bai's disciple, and said with a smile: "Fortunately, I didn't lose it. Here, little brother, I happened to pick up a package when I was passing by the Taoist temple to have a drink.
The elixir, I don’t know what this elixir is for, but the elixirs made by those Taoist priests are all good, they taste like chicken and are crunchy."
Lu Bai's disciple glanced at Lu Bai, who nodded and accepted it, although he felt that given the sloppy Taoist priest's character and slovenliness, as well as his smooth rhetoric, the meatballs might have been rubbed off by mud on his body.
The sloppy Taoist priest saw Lu Bai's disciple accept it and came up to him again, "Brother, where did you buy this wine? Do you still have it? I, I can exchange it for you with meatballs."
Disciple Lu Bai felt more and more that the Taoist priest's pills were rubbed with mud from his body.
At this time, the waiter had already served food and drinks to the tables of Lu Bai, Jin Yiwei, and Lu Bai's disciples. Gu Qinghuan took a sip of Ningjiang fish and blinked happily: "This wine is the training wine of our Haoqi Sect. Outside,
It’s not for sale. If you really want to drink this wine, I’m afraid you’ll have to join our Haoqi Gate.”
"Practice wine?!" The sloppy Taoist priest's eyes widened, "You, you drink this wine when you practice?"
Disciple Lu Bai corrected him, "To be precise, we practice while drinking."
"They're all the same, they're all the same." The sloppy Taoist priest looked envious, "Then you are too happy. Drinking and practicing is called practicing. All my previous kung fu was practiced on dogs. What, you are still closed to me?
Disciple, as long as I have wine to drink, it’s fine for me to be a closed disciple."
Lu Bai's disciple looked at Lu Bai.
Gu Qinghuan rolled his eyes and said, "Take it, but you have to think about it. My disciple, the head of the Haoqi Sect, is now ranked 255th."
"Two hundred and fifty-five, two hundred and fifty is me. Well, that's a good name. Two hundred and fifty is rare in life." The sloppy Taoist priest looked around, "Who am I looking for as a disciple?"
"No." Lu Bai turned around and said in surprise: "Taoist Master, you really want to be my disciple."
"The old Taoist is a monk. If you want to be a monk, you don't lie." The sloppy Taoist said solemnly.
"You stinking Taoist priest, you are so fucking shameless. Monks don't lie to us monks, monks!" The wicked monk who was traveling with the Taoist priest yelled downstairs.
The sloppy Taoist priest told the immoral monk to shut up, "I am now a disciple!"
However, Lu Bai didn't want to accept him. Firstly, Lu Bai had many secrets. Secondly, this Taoist priest had a high level, and he only wanted to drink wine when he entered the Haoqi Sect.
It is easy to lead to bad habits in daily life.
Also, the art of drunkenness is the treasure of the Haoqi Sect, and Lu Bai does not want people with unknown origins to learn it.
"I'll give you another jug of wine." Lu Bai took off the wine gourd on his body, wanting to quickly end this sloppy Taoist priest's nonsense so that he could enjoy the delicious food in front of him.
"If that doesn't work, I will become a disciple!" the sloppy Taoist priest said confidently.
That tone was as confident as a son asking me to buy him candy.
Lu Bai: "Should I accept it?"
The sloppy Taoist priest sat down on the ground and made a fuss like a child, "I want to become a disciple, I want to be a disciple, I want to become a disciple!"
It was noisy for a while.
Lu Bai was stunned.
He glanced at Gu Qinghuan and saw that Gu Qinghuan's eyes were moving around, thinking of some bad idea.
She suddenly said: "Old Taoist, if the master doesn't accept you, I will accept you. You can be my disciple from now on, and the wine will still be provided to you."
The sloppy Taoist priest stopped making noise, raised his body with one arm and thought for a moment, "No, I will take it as two hundred and fifty-five, and the two hundred and five is me."
"Hey!" Lu Bai was convinced. There are still people who are rushing to be 250 these days.
The sloppy Taoist priest started making trouble again and started rolling on the ground. His already sloppy Taoist robe suddenly became - well, I can't tell how sloppy he was. But he was making trouble and everyone in the inn was eating it.
Not good at eating.
"I said, just accept this smelly Taoist priest, he knows how to drink anyway." said the monk downstairs.
The sloppy Taoist priest was delighted, "Ha, you, a wicked monk, are finally not wicked anymore."
The monk shook his head, "No, I think it's quite unethical for you to join someone else's sect."
Lu Bai couldn't make up his mind, Gu Qinghuan blinked at him, and Lu Bai said: "Okay, since you insist on being my disciple, you have to remember the rules of the sect. You are not allowed to bully the weak, or you are not allowed to bully your master and destroy your ancestors.
We take it as our own duty to carry forward the righteousness of the people. There is no distinction between high and low, no distinction between high and low. We are all equal and free. We follow the rules of the righteousness, strive for justice, pursue light, do not oppress, do not restrict, do not exploit, do not force, and seek the truth.
——”
Lu Qinghuan blinked and kicked Lu Bai under the table, as if to say to Wang'er, are you ashamed?
Of course Lu Bai was not shy.
Wang'er's thoughts originally originated from him.
"Huh--"
The sloppy Taoist priest was stunned when he heard what Lu Bai said about the sect rules. The wicked monk below also said: "It's a bit interesting."
"Why, no more worship?" Lu Bai asked.
The slovenly Taoist priest came to his senses, took a step forward, and knelt down in front of Lu Bai, "Master, please accept my disciple's bow!"
Before he finished speaking, bang bang bang! He kowtowed three times.
Lu Bai was startled, this sloppy Taoist priest must be too honest. He hurriedly stood up and supported the sloppy Taoist priest, "We at Haoqi Sect don't need to pay such a courtesy to our disciples——"
However, before he could help the Taoist priest up, the sloppy Taoist priest had already raised his head and said with a smile: "Master, can you give me a drink now?"
"Well--"
Lu Bai shook his head, waved his hand, and asked his subordinates to throw him a gourd of wine.
"Alas!"
The sloppy Taoist priest yelled, grabbed the wine gourd, jumped over the railing, and landed on the seat where he and the wicked monk were drinking. He raised his head and took a sip happily, "Good wine, good wine, this wine is so damn good."