"It's not easy being on stage." Lu Bai shook his head lightly.
Mr. Shi Qi stopped immediately when asked to stop. After stopping, he remained motionless. If he moved, he had to move immediately. He had to move in an orderly manner. He had to suffer a lot behind his back.
But Mr. Shi Qi was very proud, which showed that he had trained well.
The adaptation of "The Whip of the God" is still going on. Soon the story reaches the point where the sword immortal ascends and Gu Qinghuan flees south. This is only the first half of the drama. In the original version of "The Whip of the God", this is already the end.
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To be honest, apart from the addition of the fourth Miss Gu's scene, this section is lackluster, and the additional scenes also made Lu Bai frown: they were mostly trivial life matters of Miss Gu's eyebrow drawing, poetry commentary, piano playing, and chess playing.
The only thing that has something to do with the original version of "The Divine Whip" is that in the original version, when the Lord of Shuobei City insisted on chasing the Northern Barbarians, Miss Gu Si persuaded the Lord of Shuobei City not to be reckless and to be careful of fraud, etc.
The lord of Shuobei City refused to listen and insisted on going on an expedition. Then he was defeated and fell like a mountain.
Lu Bai smiled, it would be better not to change this adaptation. He thought that Mr. Shi Qi had something amazing to say.
Soon, Lu Bai knew what this Young Master Shi Qi had to say.
In this play adapted by Mr. Shi Qi, Miss Gu Si fled south under the cover of several loyal servants. On the way, she was accidentally chased by Yongle City's Jinyi Guards. Just when she was desperate, a dashing swordsman appeared out of thin air.
Save her from danger.
This swordsman is very coquettish, dressed in flashy clothes, and his action design is also extremely fancy. He first somersaulted from the left to the right, which made the guards in uniform tremble with fear, and then somersaulted from the right to the left, which shocked them.
The faces of the Jin Yiwei were ashen. Finally, he fought again with a crackling sword, and saw the light flashing on the stage, the swords colliding, and in a short time he knocked down the Jin Yiwei.
Just when Lu Bai thought it was over, unexpectedly, another group of Jin Yiwei came up, led by Bai Hu, and beat them again. This swordsman still fought one against a hundred, killing the Jin Yiwei and abandoning their armor.
Just when Lu Bai thought it was over, Qianhu came up again with the Jin Yiwei. This time the swordsman had a rope hanging on his body and flew from the left to the right of the stage. He was very handsome, and his sword light was vertical and horizontal. Lu Bai only saw the sword light swaying like this.
, Qianhu also fell.
"call!"
Lu Bai was getting excited now. He felt like he had seen a bad movie he had seen in his previous life. He missed it so much.
However, the Jin Yiwei had already hit thousands of households, and the highest official of the Jin Yiwei in Yongle City was also a thousand households, so it should be over, right? Lu Bai never expected that a group of Dongchang eunuchs would come out later, led by the Dongchang Admiral.
Lu Bai was convinced, but he thought the road was too narrow.
After Dongchang fell to the ground, it was Xichang who came on stage——
Lu Bai turned to look at Mr. Shi Qi, and saw that he was watching with great interest, and even beat time to the rhythm. Then he looked at the Jin Yiwei, the officials from the West Factory and the East Factory, and they were also smiling.
Lu Bai was convinced.
Just when Lu Bai thought that the admiral of Xichang was also belching, and the fight was about to end, the Lord of Yongle City, Lu Yixing, appeared on the stage. Oh, this Lu Yixing's dress makes him blush and scream. But I have to say that he is worthy of him.
With his temperament, he finally suppressed the swordsman's reputation.
However, while the swordsman was being beaten, he shouted to Miss Gu Si, "Go, go quickly——"
Miss Gu Si refused to leave and kept asking who the swordsman was. In line with the principle of leaving no name for good deeds, the swordsman hesitated to say anything. Finally, he had no choice but to say: "Just call me Mr. An Qi."
"This is your sister!" Lu Baixin said, this scene is really a classic.
Miss Gu Si escaped, and the swordsman's life or death was uncertain. At this moment, Lu Bai finally discovered the beauty of the mechanism under the stage: he saw many strong men stepping on the boulders under the stage, pushing the wooden poles to rotate, making the stage completely
Rotate it so that it changes naturally when changing scenes.
Lu Bai admired it. This design was almost the same as the drama stage he saw in his previous life.
Miss Gu Si, who escaped the disaster, fled to a small town - don't ask why there is a town outside the desolate city of Yongle City and Yancheng, in the wilderness where monsters are everywhere. This is not important. This drama of Master Shi Qi
Just compiled it like this, and in order to highlight the elegance of Miss Gu Si, the time was set to the sunny March. At this moment, the peach blossoms were in full bloom. Miss Gu Si looked at other people's yards in embarrassment, and couldn't help but recall the time in Shuobei City.
Reminiscing about Mr. An Qi who saved her but didn't know what happened to her, and then burst into tears——
Of course, this is Lu Bai's beautification. In fact, this is a very long and very sad Spring and Autumn period drama.
Lu Bai felt his tooth hurt after hearing this, "It's sour, it's too sour, I can't stand it anymore."
Mr. Shi Qi heard it.
He turned around and asked Lu Bai, "Why, Mr. Lu thinks there is something wrong?" Then, Master Shi Qi looked apologetic, "When I made up this play, everyone thought that Miss Gu Si had passed away.
The rumor was that it was the Jin Yiwei of Yongle City who killed him. I couldn't help but feel sad when I heard it, so I staged this play in the hope that someone could save Miss Gu Fourth. She was in trouble. Now it seems that it may not be consistent with the facts, making Mr. Lu laugh.
I hope you won’t be offended.”
The implication is that this story is a joke and should not be taken literally.
Now that the conversation has come to this point, what can Lu Bai say?
But he really had something to say.
Lu Bai shook his head and said: "Let's not talk about how ridiculous the plot is for now. Let's just go with the script. It's too pretentious and too long-winded to be elegant."
Mr. Shi Qi's face turned cold, as cold as the ice and snow outside. He spoke one word at a time and braved the cold air and asked, "What do you think Mr. Lu has to say?"
This play was already feeding shit into his mouth, so Lu Bai didn't need to be polite to him. "Take the long play with repetitive meanings just now, and change it to 'It turns out that the colorful flowers are blooming all over the place, and it seems like this.
"Whose house can enjoy the pleasure of leaving ruined wells and ruined buildings? In good times and beautiful scenery, who's home?' It's very good, the meaning is long and exquisite,"
Everyone here was shocked.
Only the actors on the stage were still babbling.
The officials in Ankang City wanted to put in good words for Mr. Shi Qi and refute Lu Bai, but Lu Bai's words were so good that as long as he didn't suffer from heatstroke in the winter, they couldn't find any reason to refute him.
"Good, good words." The sloppy Taoist applauded, breaking the tranquility at the banquet.
Bai Qianhu found an opportunity, "What's the benefit?"
The sloppy Taoist priest rolled his eyes, "How do I know? It's good anyway."
Another official said rudely, "I don't know, you still-"
Gu Qinghuan interrupted him, "For people who are not familiar with writing, it is really good if they don't know why it is good but they feel it is good. Just like a landscape painting, a few lines have a long artistic conception, making people look up to the sky and bow to the ground.
.The same is true for these two sentences. It is difficult to explain the artistic conception. If you insist on explaining the artistic conception clearly, you will fall into the inferior position and destroy the connection between the image and the artistic conception."
Lu Bai admired him.
He didn't understand a word.
The scene calmed down, and the people in Ankang City couldn't find any excuse to defend themselves. They all looked at Mr. Shi Qi's face and wanted to know how he could turn around.
Master Shi Qi's face was gloomy, like a dark cloud, and it would start raining if he hit the rain bomb again.
Just when the situation came to a standstill, a loud "bang" sound came from the stage.
Lu Bai turned around and saw a strong man pushing a wooden pole below to make the stage rotate. Because the rocks were slippery in the snow, he accidentally fell off the boulder while pushing the wooden pole and fell firmly onto the lake.
Probably the ice surface in Jiangnan accidentally became firm in winter, the lake surface was broken open, and people fell into the ice holes.
"Help, help—"
The strong man struggled in the water and called for help.
"snort!"
Mr. Shi Qi snorted coldly and said nothing.
The strong man on the stage jumped onto the platform to fill the place of the putter after the man was missing. As for the man who fell into the water, no one cared about him.
Lu Bai couldn't stand it anymore.
He took off the wine gourd from his waist and took a sip of wine. Then his telepathy spread to the side of the ice cave, lifted the man who fell into the water, and threw him onto the stage. The people on top continued to sing like puppets, as if they didn't see him.
There was a man at his feet who was freezing to death.
Mr. Shi Qi was no longer interested in watching the show. He was looking at Lu Bai, or to be precise, he was looking at the wine gourd in Lu Bai's hand.
All the officials present were also looking at Lu Bai.
They knew without guessing that it was Lu Bai who rescued this strong man.
Mr. Shi Qi quickly came to his senses. He waved his hand and said with a chuckle: "Since this show is not to Master Lu's liking, it's okay not to watch it. Let's drink and eat."
He pointed to the table.
"In order to entertain Miss Gu Si, I worked hard and put all my thought into the food on this table. The wine is daughter's red, and the dishes include cheese from the Northern Dynasties, bone-in abalone from Gusu, and horsetail fish from Jiaxing.
Preserved meat, oriole in Taozhuang; lotus root, leek buds, bamboo shoots, Tangqi tangerine from Yuhang; sweet civet from Zhuji, Dushan water chestnut from Shanyin, river crab, Sanjiang Tunjian, white carp, anchovy
——" Young Master Shi Qi said with a smile: "I don't think Mr. Lu is good at picking out fish bones. I don't think I eat much fish. Today I have learned a lot and feasted on all the delicious fish dishes in the world."
Lu Bai smiled and said, "Then I would like to thank Mr. Shi Qi for the hospitality, but to say that he has eaten all the delicious fish dishes in the world is a bit exaggerated. Not to mention other dishes, such as salmon, saury, and tuna. There are no other dishes.
It’s not that bad, if only there were tomatoes and potatoes.”
Lu Bai proudly talked about the things he had eaten in his previous life but had never seen in this life.
When it comes to playing with women, Lu Bai may not be a match for Young Master Shi Qi, but when it comes to his knowledge of eating, Lu Bai has a lot to say, and he can definitely fool Young Master Shi Qi.
"This tomato-fried beef brisket is very delicious, chewy and flavorful. The shredded potatoes are also good as a home-cooked dish. By the way, there are also chili peppers. The spiciness is definitely not comparable to that of spicy seasonings. It is very satisfying to eat.
Addicted." Lu Bai said softly.
Mr. Shi Qi's face changed from the proud look just now to calmness, and then became gloomy. His eyes could spit out fire, and he wanted to burn Lu Bai.
Lu Qinghuan listened with great interest, and put her hand on her chin, watching Lu Bai with fascination as she counted them one by one, like a little obsessed girl.
Mr. Shi Qi's face has become even darker. Can he still pretend to be thirteen in front of the woman he likes? What Mr. Shi Qi likes most are those famous women, and among these women, Gu Qinghuan is definitely among the best.
He was really in the front row for this drama when the news came out that Gu Qinghuan was not dead, just to satisfy his little obsession. Now that he heard that Lu Qinghuan was still alive, his thoughts became even more intense. This is why he came up with it
Today's extremely elegant banquet, but I don't want it to be ruined by Lu Bai. Is this guy afraid that he will become his uncle?
Young Master Shi Qi was right. He was still young and became Lu Bai's uncle, so he would inevitably feel uncomfortable. But then again, wouldn't this be more exciting?
Young Master Shi Qi quickly came to his senses. He found that the more he thought about it, the more he went wrong, and the more Lu Bai talked about it, the more greedy he became, and his mouth was almost drooling.
Young Master Shi Qi frowned and interrupted him: "At this banquet, let's not talk about cooking. Let's talk about spiritual practice."
Ankang City officials hurriedly agreed, "Yes, let's talk about practice."
Mr. Shi Qi smiled and said: "A few days ago, I heard that Mr. Lu broke through to the Bashan Realm and killed several masters in the Qi Training Realm of Yiqiu Villa Bishan in one fell swoop. He became famous in one battle and was called a rare genius in Jinyiwei's millennium.
, what a joy and congratulation."
His tone changed, "I wonder who Mr. Lu's master is?"
"My master?" Lu Bai was stunned.
Bai Qianhu echoed, "Yes, Master, Mr. Lu's cultivation is not along the Jinyiwei path, nor can it be along the Jinyiwei path, so everyone is curious about Master Lu's sect."
Lu Bai was right when he thought about it.
Although he sat in the position of the governor of Jinyiwei Town, his cultivation method is indeed not the same as Jinyiwei Kungfu. But then again, as for Yancheng's incomplete Jinyiwei Kungfu, those who can practice it to the level of cultivation are geniuses.
To what extent.
Apart from that, Lu Bai was not sure about using panels for wall hanging.
Lu Bai was curious about those who entered the realm of cultivation with the Jinyiwei Kung Fu. What techniques did they practice and how much effort did they put in?
"Why, Mr. Lu can't tell you?" Young Master Shi Qi said with a smile.
Lu Bai came back to his senses and shook his head, "Although I rarely reveal myself, I am still quite good at practicing the Jinyiwei Kung Fu."
This is the truth.
When Lu Bai uses realm cards to improve his realm many times, Jin Yiwei's skills will also improve. He can say without any worries that his Jin Yiwei's skills are much better than those of Bai Qianhu here. His Kuai Dao upgraded version skills are incomparable.
He has reached the early stage of Qi training, but Lu Bai has more advanced skills such as Pure Yang and Jieyi and is too lazy to use them.
"That's true." Bai Qianhu said: "I heard that Mr. Lu is a genius that has never been seen in Yancheng. When he learned the Jinyiwei Kung Fu, his realm improved by leaps and bounds."
"Genius?" Mr. Shi Qi smiled softly, "That's because Master Lu's master's skills are laying the foundation." He asked Lu Bai not to talk about him, "Tell me about the master, we are all curious.
It’s so tight.”
"Since you all want to know-" Lu Bai sighed, but he was laughing in his heart. He felt that he should find a disciple, otherwise this skill would cause endless trouble if it came from him.
Besides, bluffing people is quite fun.
"My master is the Jiu Sword Immortal." Lu Bai went straight to the point, "He came from the Shushan Immortal Sword Sect on Hanging Mountain overseas and was established in the heart of Pangu. In other words, I should be a disciple of the Immortal Sword Sect."
"Immortal Sword Sect?"
Everyone murmured together that Mr. Shi Qi came from the Sword House and knew very much about the sword cultivating sect and had never heard of the Immortal Sword Sect.
Lu Bai smiled and said, "The Immortal Sword Sect seeks merit rather than immortality. The cultivation method focuses on skills and swordsmanship. Because my master likes drinking, he incorporates the spirit of wine into his training skills, so he is called the Drinking Sword Immortal."
"However, I don't like using swords, so I changed my sword to a knife." Lu Bai said, "But it is similar. The most important practice of our Immortal Sword Sect is sword control, which is to use a sword to fly in the air.