Lu Bai asked Yuchun to lie down while he slapped the master.
The master trembled and profoundly explained what it means to be as timid as a mouse.
Hey!
There is only a little merit value.
good.
In this day and age, it is not easy for a gang leader to do such evil.
If he wasn't the owner of the panel, Lu Bai suspected that if he slashed him, he would have received a critical hit.
I am also a heinous person.
Lu Bai sighed quietly.
He raised his head and asked the cat demon to show off his face, "How about you catch a mouse instead?"
The cat demon's pink shoulders exuded an alluring luster under the moonlight under the broken window, and her long legs were almost naked.
Lu Bai threw his coat over.
"You put on your clothes first, and then we'll talk." Lu Bai said.
Otherwise, he wouldn't know where his eyes would land.
The cat demon took it.
She also felt that wearing the old monk's clothes was not comfortable because it rubbed her body too much.
This hairless body is just inconvenient.
It doesn’t look good yet.
No wonder people cover themselves with clothes.
If she shaves all her hair, she will also wear clothes.
The woman threw the cassock to the master, covered his face, and put it on in front of Lu Bai.
Well.
The head is still lying down when it comes to spring.
Lu Bai felt that the cat demon wanted to drive for him and even welded the door shut.
There were two uninvited guests in the car.
The cat demon doesn't know how to wear clothes, "How can I fasten it?"
Lu Bai went over to help her tie it.
In the end, he couldn't help it.
He stretched out his hand, swallowed, and rubbed it while the woman lowered her head to adjust her clothes.
Meow.
The cat demon felt comfortable, raised his neck, and blinked slightly. Just when he was about to enjoy it, his saliva almost flowed out.
Meow!
She was alert, took a step back, and looked at Lu Bai warily.
Humanity!
Very cunning.
"Don't get me wrong, I'm used to petting cats."
Lu Bai felt very happy.
Mom, it doesn't matter if he masturbates to a cat. He is someone who has masturbated to a cat demon.
"I, let me tell you, I am not one of those spineless cats who seek favors from their masters."
The cat demon is proud.
She walks among mountains and rivers, carefree in heaven and earth, and is unrestrained. She is not a cat who bends her back for the sake of a privileged life.
Mom said.
Humans are too cunning.
As for the leader of the Iron Rat Gang.
"I didn't catch him just to catch a cat and a mouse."
The cat demon told him to make no mistake, their cats not only caught mice, but also other animals.
The mouse-catching cat is the choice of humans.
"Who told you this?" Lu Bai was surprised.
"My mother."
Lu Bai felt that her mother must be a great philosopher, "Your mother is really knowledgeable."
"What a fart, porcelain mother-daughter love, grab the tomcat for me."
The cat demon complained.
It is her mission to catch the master.
"Five years ago, he snatched away the inner elixir of a toad spirit!" The cat demon pointed at the master, "The toad spirit showed a gem and asked me to take the inner elixir back. You said, I won't kill him.
who?"
Toad spirit, inner elixir?
Lu Bai looked back at the master.
It's a pity that the master is a rat spirit, not a snake demon, but a monk.
"Master, please teach me how to get the demon pill?" Lu Bai asked.
Demon elixir is a good thing.
Whether it is tempering external skills or improving internal skills, it is a good thing.
The master is so timid, how could he get the Toad Demon Pill?
"They, a clan of mice, are very good at stealing." The cat demon thought it was not surprising.
Drill a hole in advance above where the toad spirit will practice.
Good ambush.
When the toad spirit practices and spits out the demon elixir, try to get it over.
The mice are very good at digging holes.
As long as they steal the demon pill and get into the hole, the toad spirit, no matter how powerful it is, can't do anything to them.
"He is a thief, and the toad spirit has finished his hundred years of Taoism."
The toad spirit has been looking for him.
Finally, more than a month ago, I received news from the master from a toad spirit who was practicing outside the city.
"There are also toad spirits in the city?" Lu Bai was surprised.
The cat demon told him not to make a fuss.
Human culture invaded the world of monsters, and some monsters admired the culture of Confucianism, Buddhism, and Taoism and came to the city to be educated.
Commonly known as further education.
"Well, isn't he just one?"
The cat demon refers to the master and thinks these demons are just idle.
People have their own humanity, and demons have their own ways.
Why do monsters have to become gods and immortals, and be among the immortals? Is it not good to become an ancient monster?
"The toad spirit has been thinking about him, so he hired me to get him." The cat spirit said.
"Who are you?"
The cat demon raised its head proudly, showing off the entire body below its neck.
"Lord of Cat Killers!"
She is the leader of the Cat Killing Organization.
Specialized in paid revenge for monsters, not limited to murder, monster killing, kidnapping, extortion, and extortion.
You can also snoop for information.
"I won't accept the immortal killing business for the time being," she added.
What a big breath.
"What about rodent control?" Lu Bai asked.
"Yes."
"I'm familiar with this." The master raised his hand to signal them not to ignore him.
Lu Bai remembered the business.
"Master, you robbed the toad essence inner elixir. No wonder people are looking for you. You are wrong about this."
Lu Bai enforces the law impartially.
"I, I used the demon pill to do good things." The master stood up.
He used his magical power to cure diseases, drive away ghosts, comprehend Buddhist Dharma, and provide guidance to people. He did many good deeds.
This shouldn't be his fate.
"Kill me, or you won't be able to prove your truth!"
The cat demon rolled his eyes.
Lu Bai disagreed, "You started out in the flesh business."
Yuchun has something to say.
"This has nothing to do with the master. This is a joint decision made by our gang."
They understand a truth deeply.
If we don't unite, we won't be able to survive in this troubled world.
But what to do together?
Smuggling salt?
They have nothing to do and have no money.
Open a gambling house?
That's the territory of the Little Tiger Gang, and they don't dare to touch it.
Some brothers have no livelihood, and their wives have become prostitutes. They have been harassed by other gangs and collected protection fees.
So, they united and made a fortune from this business.
Even now, they only serve as a platform, and the women in the gambling houses can leave and stay as long as they want.
Otherwise, Sister Hong would not be the concubine of the county magistrate.
Seeing how miserable they were, Lu Bai decided to help the master.
He suggested, "You don't have to kill anyone. You can just give the demon pill back to you."
The cat demon blinked, "Alright."
The master hesitated.
Lu Bai advised him, "Master, you violated the precept of greed by stealing the Toad Spirit East Demon Pill. Returning it is your chance to mend the Buddha's heart."
"But what I grabbed was a monster."
"Hey, you are all monsters."
Lu Bai discovered that the master was so brainwashed that he had no consciousness of being a monster.
Lu Bai pulled Yuchun up and asked him to persuade the master.
Yuchun stood up, glanced at the cat demon, and knew that this matter would not be solved unless he returned the demon pill.
He and the gang leader quarreled for a while.
The gang leader nodded, "Yes, if you don't accumulate small kindnesses, you can't become a saint. Yuchun, you still have the understanding, it's me who is possessed."
He asked Yuchun to leave.
vomit!
He vomited for a while.
A dim demon elixir spit out in his palm.
There was a flash of light.
The gang leader, the master, became a huge mouse.
The cat demon had quick hands and grabbed the demon pill.
"Okay."
She put it away with satisfaction.
"Grandmaster…"
Yuchun looked at her.
"Oh, after the demon pill is lost, there will be a period of weakness. It will be almost over by noon tomorrow."
The cat demon told him not to worry.
She's leaving.
Lu Bai's matter was settled and he was about to leave when he said, "Hey, my talisman..."
He picked it up, and the master only had time to draw five or six pictures.
never mind.
Use it reluctantly.
Lu Bai and the cat demon walked out, "You just said that if cats kill kidnappers, they will also accept murderers?"
The cat demon nodded.
"Then help me catch someone and then kill him," Lu Bai said.
"who?"
Li Zhishi's nephew.
The young master of Hang Juren was killed by Lu Bai.
The Li Mansion is heavily guarded, and he wants the cat demon to help.