Chapter 14 Tamamo’s Great Failure and the Half-body of the Goddess
"Hair color is obviously casual..."
"No, no, no, such an acquired change in hair color has no soul."
"Master, your statement has no soul, okay? How can you deny my motivation to become a virtuous wife just because of the color of my hair..."
Hearing vague voices, Ishtar immediately stood up from the pavilion and stared eagerly in the direction of the entrance. She came here before and found that Gu Mo was not there, so she thought that he was going to Uruk.
The negotiation is over, so I am waiting here happily.
Unknowingly, it was already when the sun was setting, and the other party was finally back!
The goddess' eyes suddenly became extremely eager, and she was full of hope to see cart after cart of luxurious gems pouring in, emerging from the entrance of the valley one by one, and catching her eyes...
Just thinking about that scene made her feel extremely happy.
Ah, that scene was definitely the most wonderful scene. She couldn't imagine anything more beautiful than this in the world!
Gem gem gem...
The goddess muttered this, staring at the entrance of the valley for a moment.
"Alas..."
Akuzuko next to her was still sitting there quietly, just looking at this goddess who was too lively and not solemn enough, she couldn't help but sigh. Although she actually didn't care too much about her current servant,
After all, there is only one SSR that I want to smoke from the beginning to the end.
If you don't draw that one, then it's meaningless, and other servants will make no difference to her.
But then, how to face the test of this singularity is indeed something that needs to be considered, and the subtle performance of this goddess servant really makes her feel a little worried. It is indeed too unreliable.
It’s hard to believe that she is a trustworthy Servant.
This goddess Ishtar...
Do you have to charge yourself before each attack?
This seems to be very possible. After all, this goddess is so greedy for money. If she has gems, she can talk about anything. If she doesn't have gems, she can't talk about anything... Akuko suddenly felt a headache. She probably couldn't bring up such a thing.
Many gems come.
"Huh? Why is there another follower?"
At this time, with this muttering in his mouth, Ishtar's eyes swept over the two people who walked into the entrance of the small valley, and accurately fixed on the fox-eared girl.
Even though she is the manifestation of beauty and the goddess who represents beauty, she must admit that the vixen girl's charm is extremely amazing and she is not at a disadvantage in front of her - even though both of them are currently in the form of servants, this charm should
There will be a huge discount.
However, due to the perspective of the possessed person, the cruel side of the goddess has been adjusted, so there is no such terrible idea that "she must be the only and most beautiful existence", and she currently has things that she cares about more.
, he decisively moved his eyes away and stared behind the two of them with great earnestness.
No...
Nothing...
The expression on the goddess's face was slightly frozen, but she immediately comforted herself.
Well, that's right, this doesn't mean anything. If it's really a truckload of gems, and it's transported from Uruk, the journey is also quite far. The guy only set out at noon, and it's impossible to come back immediately in the afternoon.
, so he must have hidden all the gems in his sleeves!
Absolutely!
On the other side, the first time I walked into the valley, Tamamo Mae also inspected the environment in the small valley. The scenery is beautiful, the mountains and rivers are beautiful, the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant. Under the slanting light of the setting sun, the pavilion wooden house has an oriental style.
Nature and beauty.
But compared to this, her eyes also locked on the two beautiful girls in the pavilion as quickly as possible.
A quiet one.
A lively one.
Seeing this scene, she narrowed her eyes slightly, and the fox-eared girl immediately had a serious expression on her face - ah, damn it, you are so carefree!! Big crisis! What a big crisis! Tamamo's good wife sensor reacted
!But don’t admit defeat like this, this is just the beginning!
That's right! We must fight off all the bad women who pester the Master! From now on, I will have Tamamo's full power!!
"Oh, they just happened to be back, Caster, let me introduce you..." Gu Mo saw Ishtar and Kazuko were also there, and by the way, he wanted to introduce himself to the vixen who was following him step by step.
, after all, no matter what, we are the companions who will fight side by side next.
But before he finished speaking, when he just turned his head to look at Tamamo Mae, he was completely shocked.
The vixen girl who was chatting and laughing just now not only had a serious look on her face, exuding amazing truth, but even the background instantly turned into the word "Good Wife" burning with blazing flames... Fuck
What is this? Why did it suddenly burst into flames?
"Hey, hey, don't mess around, this is not an enemy..."
He quickly tried to hold Tamamo Mae.
The next moment, there was a strong wind blowing directly in front of him. When he turned around to look, Gu Mo also found that Ishtar appeared directly in front of him, with a pair of ruby-like pupils full of expectation.
Staring at himself, his cheeks were flushed with excitement.
"Where are the gems! Where are the gems! Have you moved the treasures from Uruk's treasure house back to me?"
"What gem?" Gu Mo was stunned for a moment. The speed of movement was amazing. Is this teleportation? "I just went for a walk down the mountain."
The goddess' pretty face suddenly turned from red to black.
"Ahem, let's not talk about this for now. Let me introduce you to you. This is Caster...well, the servant I summoned before, but there was something that needed to be dealt with by her before, so she just came back now.
"Gu Mo pointed at the vixen beside him and quickly thought of a reason.
After all, Caster Tamamo has to be given an origin, but it’s hard to say that he just summoned him, and he summoned him right behind Akuko, and even used the summoning circle of a girl from the literature department...
Especially at this juncture when the girl from the literature department has just drawn a card and sunk the ship, it is better not to do such a leopard thing. There is no guarantee that Akuko will have some grudges in her heart and affect future cooperation matters.
"Huh? You summoned it? Aren't you also a Servant?" Although he was very depressed and irritable, Ishtar was still a little shocked when he heard the news.
"Actually, I am also a Caster, so I can summon servants as a magician." Gu Mo said with a serious face, using this classic idea of a bug taking advantage of the loophole. As for whether this is the case, who can be sure.
Anyway, just fool around.
"What, you said you are actually Caster?"
The goddess's gaze suddenly became even weirder. Her gaze subconsciously moved down and fixed on the combination of the two demon swords and demon knives hanging on the opponent's waist. In her opinion, this was a very powerful treasure, and it might be the right weapon.
She has also seen the scene of the national treasure and even the anti-realm treasure that day when the sword fell and the sky collapsed.
With such a performance, even if she said that she was a Holy Sword user, she would seriously consider the possibility, but now she said that she was Caster...
Is this too ridiculous?
But there should be no need for this person to lie to himself in this regard. So, is it true that he is indeed a Caster? However, this is too ridiculous, or is it the monster room of your Caster class?
The competition is so fierce that you are no longer satisfied with just performing at this level?
Please don’t curl up like this!
…………
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Although the greater the expectations, the greater the disappointment, but no matter what time, it is always the uncle who owes money.
It's just that she hasn't paid yet, but she will always pay. If there is a falling out now, then there will be nothing... Therefore, Goddess Ishtar can only be a little depressed, but she still restrains her willfulness.
You can’t let the duck you get fly.
Just postpone it a little, um, postpone it a little...
It’s really painful to wait for express delivery.
That's basically it. After all, the goddess was finally appeased.
As the sun set and night fell, everyone unknowingly sat in a circle in the pavilion in the small valley. On the table were various delicacies, steaming... I originally wanted to take this opportunity to let everyone enjoy the meal.
Let’s get to know each other, at least so that we are no longer strangers to each other, and by the way, we can have a good discussion about the future cooperation.
This is indeed a very serious reason, even Ishtar thinks it is necessary.
But at this time, it happened to be dinner time. Although some people didn't need to eat, some people needed to eat, and some pretended that they needed to eat, so it naturally turned out like this. And Gu Mo, who finally had the opportunity to show off his talents, was now a
Then one by one opened the lid and introduced each dish happily.
“Shenglong Dumplings!”
“Rainbow porridge!”
“Magic Mapo Tofu!”
They are all based on his memories. Although it is very unscientific and even so magical that even he himself does not know how to do it. There is no way to do it through normal methods, but this is totally fine because it can be done through abnormal methods.
Come out.
He knows what the real situation is, but as long as he can get the results now.
After all, the so-called lie is to compile another statement for the purpose of deception on the premise of knowing the facts, so as to achieve the result of overwriting the "truth".
As soon as each cover was opened, a piece of light first came out from between the gaps. When the whole picture was revealed, there was even more light rising into the sky. It was so blinding that it blinded a dog's eyes. At first, I didn't take it seriously.
Both Kasabiko and Ishtar couldn't help but sit up straight, staring at the scene in front of them with their mouths agape.
"You, you, you...isn't this really a chemical reaction?"
Ishtar was very surprised and asked, why can food shine? Where did the light just come from? Is it because of the magic power in it?
Although it does contain a lot of magic power, there are things in this world of the Age of Gods that do not contain magic power, from the meat of those beasts to the barley, chickpeas, and lentils grown by the Uruk people.
Wait, they are all products containing pure magic power.
Moreover, the light just now did not look like a reaction caused by simple magic being stimulated.
"Nonsense, how could I put suspicious things into food for you to eat?" The immortal who still looked mysterious said without changing his expression, "Let's have a good experience, this is a food from the Eastern Immortal Magic.
It’s true that those who can’t cook food don’t deserve to be called chefs!”
A food from the oriental fairyland?
Kazuko opposite couldn't help but open her mouth. Is there such a thing? How come she has never heard of it? But keeping in mind her current personality, she was too embarrassed to refute it. Besides, although
He is the branch spirit of the Fusang tree, and he is also a pure feathered person from the fairy world.
But the era when she was born was actually close to the end of China's Godly Age. Just as when the First Emperor explored the fairyland, all the immortals and feathered people who were said to live there had long since disappeared.
In fact, Akuchiko has not had much contact with other immortals and real people. Otherwise, she would not know where they went, and she had nowhere to go, so she could only hide her identity and hide from the Qin Dynasty.
Hiding until this time in modern times.
So at this time, I was not sure whether the pseudo-server who was said to be an immortal was right or not, so I just thought about it thoughtfully.
"Well, it's delicious, this——!!"
Ishtar took a spoonful of mapo tofu and put it into his mouth gracefully. The next moment, his eyes widened.
Others were more or less moved when they saw the goddess leading by example. Kazuko and Shiri subconsciously picked up the tableware, but Kikyo remained as calm as ever, but inadvertently glanced at the side.
The direction of Caster Tamamo.
Speaking of which, apart from some less important reasons, what really made her pay attention to this vixen was her keen spiritual sense.
Extraordinary and terrifying monsters...
Ling Jue's early warning is unmistakable. The true identity of this vixen is probably the strongest monster she has ever seen, even worse than Gu Mo's true form.
It’s just.
This monster, which should have been extremely terrifying, is behaving in such a way that the witch can’t quite understand it——
"Woo... lose, lose..."
Her tone seemed to be a little choked. The fox-eared girl looked at the table full of delicacies in front of her with a somewhat stiff expression. Her eyes were filled with tears. She stared at them with tears for a long time. She didn't know why.
Even my nose started to feel sore, and I let out a moan of reluctance.
"How could this be possible... Actually losing directly, losing to... woo woo..."
She couldn't say it any longer. Even if she lost to other competitors in cooking, it would definitely be unacceptable, but at least it was better than what she was doing now, losing to Master in rank! This was something she could do no matter what.
This expansion is unacceptable!
If the Master’s cooking skills are so superb, how can she have any room to show off as a good wife!
Damn it, I’m so unwilling...
Just at the beginning, it encountered a major setback and Tamamo failed...
"Did the artist forget to color you?" He took a look at the fox-eared girl who had turned gray, and noticed that she was completely different from her previous positivity, confidence, and drive. Now she was full of energy.
In an atmosphere of disillusionment and decadence, Gu Mo couldn't help but raise his eyebrows.
"And isn't this a matter of course? I thought your cooking skills were also very good, but you just came over to help me, and you told me that you don't even know the basics of cooking..."
It’s not that my cooking skills are poor, it’s that I don’t have any cooking skills at all.
Not to mention that Gu Mo's glowing dishes are all made by distorting reality. They are super-standard finished products obtained directly through cheating. Even if there is no cheating, she is not Miss Tamamo who only heats instant food.
It's comparable.
"Well, I originally thought I could learn it, and I didn't expect that Master, your skill level is so high. If you take this as your ideal goal, I think it will be very desperate..." Miss Tamamo said with a pessimistic look.
Of course, I also know that my cooking skills are terrible.
But according to her common sense, Master is a grown man, shouldn't he be more diligent in this aspect? She can help, and at the same time, she can take this opportunity to establish a very chaste and virtuous image in his heart...<
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Then after that, I will work hard to learn cooking skills, and then show off my skills to the Master. After such a comparison, he will understand my good intentions... Wow, dreams are beautiful, but reality is cruel. In front of you
This luminous dish directly shattered Ms. Tamamo's little mind.
Why can a man's cooking skills be so superb? It's just cheating. This level makes her lose hope.
"Actually, this kind of thing is nothing. Ahem, in the final analysis, it can only be achieved if you are familiar with it... Well, I like you!" Gu Mo couldn't say that he was cheating, so he could only comfort him in such an understatement.
, and at the same time, some people muttered that he seemed to remember that this vixen's cooking skills were actually very good.
Although I claim to be a poor cook, my cooking skills are actually very high, to the point where I can hold a cooking class. I might be able to compete with the housekeeping man from Red A... The reason why I claim to be a poor cook is actually because I am self-effacing.
Or is it for some reason?
But now it seems that Ms. Tamamo really doesn’t even understand the basics of cooking.
Well, maybe I remembered it wrong.
"MIKON☆! I understand! I will work hard! I will live up to your expectations, Master!" The fox-eared girl was inspired by his dry words of comfort. She nodded vigorously, her eyes shining.
He also raised his little fist and clenched it hard and waved it, as if to cheer himself up.
I have no expectations, I just want to comfort you...
Gu Mo sighed. This kind of tenacious perseverance and never-give-up spirit seems to be evident... Well, is it a good thing? I hope Miss Tamamo will use it on the right path.
He withdrew his gaze, glanced at the witch on the other side, and clearly read the inquiry in those autumn eyes, and he began to think seriously.
Although the previous statement was that Caster was an ally who had been summoned before, but he had been running for something important, so he didn't come back until now.
However, only Ishtar and Akubeko would believe this statement, and they still couldn't hide it from Kikyo and Shiri who entered this dungeon with him, although the latter two also had a tacit understanding to help him cover this statement.
But it does need to be explained what is going on.
emmmmm... Just say that your guardian spirit has finally succeeded in cultivation and has real intelligence, so now you are here to repay your kindness?
Such a wonderful idea came to mind, and Gu Mo seriously thought about whether this was too ridiculous, although in a sense it could not be said to be wrong.
At this time.
"Okay, let's talk about cooperation... Ah Zhi!"
The goddess Ishtar across from me finally put down the spoon in her hand with satisfaction. She seemed to be in a happy mood and asked. However, before she could finish her words, she sneezed. She turned her head in time and spoke gently.
He sniffed, turned around and apologized.
"Well, I'm sorry, but let's continue the topic we just talked about. What are you going to do next? I mean, about dealing with the disaster of this era."
"..."
"..."
Everyone around was stunned for a moment.
Because this goddess' long black satin-like hair suddenly turned into blonde hair, as if she had completely changed her appearance.
"About this, let's sort out the known information first. It can also explain the specific situation to Miss Akuko..." Gu Mo blinked, crossed his hands on the table, and held his hand.
He raised his chin and said very seriously.
And his natural, indifferent attitude also affected other people.
Although it seems a little strange, it doesn't seem to be a problem worth noting? Maybe this is the characteristic of the goddess? Akuko thought subconsciously, pursed her lips and didn't say anything, and everyone else also had different looks in their eyes.
, but neither of them made a sound.
"Of course there is no problem. First, let's talk about the Three Goddess Alliance. What do you think of them? Even if Ishtar... I mean persuade me and pull me into your camp, this is still a detour.
It’s a problem that needs to be faced.”
The goddess opposite was completely unaware of this wonderful atmosphere. She almost spilled the beans and subconsciously tried to make up for it, trying to continue to act as Ishtar.
"That's indeed the case. Let's discuss the Three Goddess Alliance first..."
Gu Mo nodded repeatedly, agreeing with this.
Others were not dull, and were more or less enlightened - so, this is actually not the goddess Ishtar anymore. Does she have another unknown side that will be transformed at night? As for those who have heard of it?
Gu Mo said that there is another secret to the goddess, and he thought of more——
Although the other goddess is not the goddess Ishtar, she is the half-body of the goddess?
Or are they like twin sisters who are mirror images...
The miko lowered her long eyelashes slightly, subconsciously thinking of the situation between herself and Miss Suuji, but it was obvious that the situation of this goddess was more special and was not caused by the day after tomorrow...
After all, twins are relatively rare to begin with, let alone such a special type.