After listening to Qin Shaoyou's explanation, the people who were clamoring for a treat all said: "Since it is Zhu Xiaoqi who is treating the guests, this face must be given. We can't usurp the guest and steal Zhu Xiaoqi's limelight."
Zhu Xiucai was anxious in his heart. He wanted to say that it's okay and you don't have to give me face, but under the influence of Cui Yougui's magic, he couldn't speak at all and could only make some "woo woo woo" sounds.
Not only did this not arouse people's suspicion, but they also misunderstood them, thinking that Zhu Xiucai was thanking them in return, so they all bowed their hands to Zhu Xiucai and said with a smile: "Zhu Xiaoqi doesn't need to thank us."
Zhu Xiucai was so annoyed: I thank you so much!
However, although these people could not get any guests today, they did not give up.
They changed the topic and said: "We will not ask Zhu Xiaoqi for today's account, but in the future, if any good man from the Demon Suppression Department comes to drink tea and listen to books, it will be recorded in our account!"
"Thank you, thank you very much."
Qin Shaoyou, Sun Xianzong, Cui Youwei and a group of night watchmen stood up quickly and bowed their hands in thanks.
Regardless of whether they come here for free prostitution or not, they have to keep everyone's kindness.
After the excitement, everyone took their seats again.
It was only at this time that Zhu Xiucai relied on his own blood to break through Cui Yougui's spell and regained his ability to speak.
Unfortunately, it was too late, and he could only glare at Cui Yougui bitterly.
Cui Youhang chuckled: "It was agreed today that you will treat the guests, don't let others do it for you."
The tea doctor in the tile house quickly brought tea and snacks to the night watchmen of the Demon Suppression Department, and also served some wine and food.
The storyteller on the stage, after waiting for everyone to quiet down, first saluted Qin Shaoyou and others, then picked up the gavel on the table and slapped it.
"Last time, it was mentioned in the book that a group of heroes from the Demon Suppression Division came to our Mianyuan County. Guess what? As soon as they came, they discovered that the drought situation was not simple. Otherwise, these are a group of heroes from the Demon Suppression Division.
Where are the elite soldiers and generals...
When they arrived outside the county town, they discovered that there was a group of evil spirits hovering in the sky above our distant county town!
The evil aura of demons and ghosts is so dark that it seems to swallow up the entire city. There are poems to prove it...
And the strange drought in our Mianyuan County is caused by these monsters!"
At this point, the storyteller patted the gavel again, and then continued:
"If you want to ask these good guys from the Demon Suppression Department how they can see the evil spirit of demons and ghosts, you have to introduce them. You must know that these good guys are all different and extraordinary. The leader
The chief flag officer’s surname is Qin, and he is nicknamed the Tiger of the Demon-Suppressing Division by Jianghu people. He is eight feet tall and his waistline is... uh..."
When the storyteller reached this point, he was obviously choked up.
Just because Qin Shaoyou sitting in the audience does not look like he has an eight-foot waist!
The storyteller is also a quick-witted person. While he was scolding Zhu Xiucai in his mind for writing blindly, he also described the image of the protagonists in other storytelling and put it on Qin Shaoyou's head:
"This Qin Zongqi is eight feet tall, with a slender waist and a straight back, a fan-shaped body and a round face with a pointed chin. His face is like a peach blossom in March, red with pink in it and moist in pink; his two sword-shaped eyebrows are like lacquer paintings.
He has a pair of tiger eyes like bright stars; his nose is like a jade pillar, his lips are like red rosy clouds, and he has big earlobes. He is a man in his twenties who is handsome and handsome and stands out from others. He wears a sword under his ribs, a lightning white dragon colt under his crotch, and carries five
The Flying Silver Spear of the Hook God...that knife. Who has seen the jade-faced Nezha, who has seen the young Zhao Zilong from Changbanpo!"
"good!"
There was a roar of applause from inside the tile house.
Everyone has met Qin Shaoyou just now. Although it seems that the storyteller's description has been heard in previous books, it does describe Qin Zongqi's handsomeness and majesty to a very high degree.
The storyteller secretly wiped his hands in a cold sweat.
At least it was fooled.
Qin Shaoyou cupped his hands and immediately cast a questioning look at Zhu Xiucai.
Zhu Xiucai shrank his neck and cursed himself in his mind. Why did he forget to delete this description when he submitted the manuscript?
But he was looking for an excuse: "Sir, all I did was artistic processing. I want to make your image more powerful and more deeply rooted in the hearts of the people."
Qin Shaoyou didn't say a word, but Cui Yougui next to him sneered: "It sounds nice, but I'm afraid you just want to vilify Qin Zongqi to promote yourself."
"No, absolutely not." Zhu Xiucai quickly pointed to the sky but did not dare to swear.
Fortunately, Qin Shaoyou didn't deal with him and signaled everyone to continue listening to the book.
After introducing Qin Shaoyou, the storyteller continued: "Under the command of the Tiger of the Demon Suppressing Division, there is also a pair of Crouching Dragon and Phoenix chicks. One of the Crouching Dragon and Phoenix chicks has a clever plan, and the other has extraordinary magic...
In addition, there are three brave generals, ten strong generals, and a group of iron-blooded warriors. I will not mention these for now..."
Cui Youying's eyes suddenly lit up when the story was told to him. He stopped talking to Zhu Xiucai and listened carefully to the book.
But Sun Xianzong and others were not very happy.
You, Zhu Xiucai and Cui Yougui, are just like sleeping dragons and phoenix chicks, and you have been described a lot. How come you have become simple generals and masters when you get to us?
At least you have to give us a powerful and majestic nickname!
It's okay if the nickname doesn't take you by surprise, but it's still ignored.
Why not express it? Why not express it?
Sun Xianzong, Shan Daonian and several of the patrols looked at each other and secretly decided in their hearts that they would have a good chat with Zhu Xiucai when they returned and asked him to give them a majestic nickname and add a heroic nickname to them.
describe.
No matter what, you can't just be a strong general or a good general, let alone be suppressed and do nothing.
If Zhu Xiucai doesn't listen, then use fists and kicks to convince him.
At this time, Cui Youwei was very happy to hear it.
After all, he is not a brave general or a strong general, but a Wolong.
This nickname sounds lofty and dignified at first sight, which is consistent with his status as a high-ranking disciple of the Jade Emperor Temple.
But when the storyteller told the story about the Liqiu ghost, his expression changed.
I only heard Mr. Shu say: "Before this, many families in the east of the city had cases of husbands and wives killing each other, and fathers and sons killing each other. Have you all heard of it? But what you don't know is that the reason why these families
The accident occurred because of an evil spirit called Liqiu Ghost that was causing trouble...
After discovering that Li Qiu ghost was causing trouble, the heroes of the Demon Suppression Department planned to lure it out and kill it. However, this Li Qiu ghost was cunning by nature. If you wanted to lure him out, you would not be able to lure him out unless you were a loving couple, a filial father and son, and friends.
My brothers must not..."
"Huh?" Cui Youyou was stunned for a moment when he heard this, and then his expression changed.
Yes, You Ti’s brothers can also attract Li Qiu ghosts...
Then why did he and Zhu Xiucai pretend to be father and son instead of brothers?
Although he had to pretend to be Xue Xiaobao to attract Li Qiugui's attention, Zhu Xiucai could completely pretend to be his brother!
Even if the age difference is a bit big, it can still be explained by the fact that their father was old enough to have a son.
But why didn't you think of it before?
Just as I was feeling annoyed, I heard the storyteller say: "At this critical moment, Zhu Xiaoqi and Cui Xiaoqi took the initiative to stand up and took over the task of seducing Li Qiu ghost. Originally, Zhu Xiaoqi proposed to pretend to be brothers, but Cui Xiaoqi did not agree. He
Afraid that the relationship between brothers would not attract Li Qiu ghost, he decided to pretend to be father and son with Zhu Xiaoqi, and make him his son..."
When Cui Youyi heard this, he couldn't bear it anymore and turned to ask Zhu Xiucai:
"When did you propose that we pretend to be brothers? If only you had reminded me, I would play father and son with you? What else makes me decide to recognize you as my father? I am not a slave with three surnames. I have everything.
Acknowledge dad’s preferences!”
Zhu Xiucai hurriedly explained: "Don't be angry, old Taoist. This is all artistic processing, so that everyone will be interested, and it can also better show your noble sentiments of being selfless and serving the people... When I write this, it doesn't matter.
I am making a name for you! Believe me, you must believe me!"
How could Cui Yougui believe it? He gritted his teeth and said, "I believe you, what kind of name are you trying to make for me? After today, everyone in Mianyuan County will know that I adopted you as your son."
! Just wait for me, and I will let the paper man get into your bed tonight..."
Zhu Xiucai, who was threatened, not only was not afraid, but also looked happy: "Really? Great, you are indeed a brother, Taoist!"
Seeing that the two people were talking louder and louder, Qin Shaoyou was waiting to stop them and tell them to fight outside so as not to affect others' listening to the book.
But as he spoke, his expression suddenly changed and he looked outside the house.
Several Qingjis riding bamboo horses were hurrying towards here.
"Is there something wrong?"
Qin Shaoyou stood up suddenly, with a gloomy expression on his face, both surprised and stunned.
"Am I not only committing crimes against brothels and sand dance halls, but also against Goulanwa Houses?"