"Messy yellow-brown hair, as if it hadn't been washed for half a year; a shriveled and skinny body, wearing a large, colorful shirt of an extremely ancient style on the upper body, and a pair of baggy shorts underneath - the zipper was not zipped
On the upper body, a few yellow hairs on the lower body were exposed; there was a slender cigarette in his mouth, and smoke was continuously sprayed from his nostrils."
Zhu Tou once said: "Damn it, if I had known this, I should have written about Chekhov's son in "The Way of the Dragon"! You guys enjoyed watching it, and I enjoyed coding it myself!"
Zhutou once said: "Beyond Chekov? Impossible!"
According to a reliable 8G news: Chekov’s real identity is the pig head himself!
I don’t know which character I wrote, or which supporting role Zhu Tou likes the most. I don’t know who everyone thinks is the best supporting role. However, in my mind: the best supporting role in the entire online literature world is undoubtedly Qi.
Cove, there is no one like this!
In fact, the first Zhutou novel I read was not "I Am a Gangster" but "The Way of the Ascension of the Dragon".
I still vividly remember the scene. One afternoon many years ago, I was playing an online game at home (I can’t remember which online game it was). While I was playing, I was chatting with a few friends who were playing together in a team.
I didn’t know why, but slowly we started chatting about Internet articles, and several of us were chatting very enthusiastically. Suddenly, a girl said to me: "You can go and read "The Way of the Ascension of the Dragon", it's very good!"
(I found that there are quite a few girls who like pig heads...) I said: "Who wrote it?" She said: "It's the name of my game - Blood Red!"
In the evening, after dinner, I was bored, and suddenly I remembered what this MM said, so I opened the web page, searched for it, OK, I found it, clicked in, and started reading.
As a result, I became bloodshot, and now I basically only read Zhutou books.
"A thin Russian young man suddenly rushed out of a secret door in a dark corner nearby. The clothes on his upper body were wrinkled, and a pair of dirt-covered trousers on his lower body was unzipped. When he saw Yi Chen, he jumped in cheers
It’s over…”
This was the first time the great Internet Czar appeared. I was deeply impressed, and I was even more impressed by Yi Chen's attitude and way of treating him: kicking him away, stepping on his head, and then asking Kane to pull him out for use.
The high-pressure water gun helps Chekov bathe - Kane's positioning of Yi Chen's obedience can be glimpsed from here.
Pig Head used a short paragraph to make Chekhov's image appear vividly on the page.
He is a network master, a genius, a great genius;
He worships and even fears Yi Chen;
very poor health;
He is a huge pervert;
What a great success;
Timid, cunning, and wretched.
Logically speaking, such a character usually receives a lunch box in the book, and only occasionally comes out to use his expertise, adjust the atmosphere, and even betray, because this kind of person basically has no position and self-esteem.
However, it didn't take long for the pig's head to immediately make Chekov's image further deepen and three-dimensional.
Chekhov was captured by British agents. I don’t need to explain why they captured him - they were ***.
Chekov's performance in front of the agents was completely within my expectations. I thought to myself: He is really a sidekick. Look, he is going to betray, and Yi Chen's trouble is coming!
I was shocked. Chekov didn't betray Yi Chen even when his butt meat was cut off. Of course, I still didn't think highly of him, because Chekov was afraid of being slaughtered by Yi Chen, so he didn't say anything. To put it bluntly,
It's because of fear that such loyalty is not reliable. When he encounters greater fear, he will betray him - this is what I thought at the time.
As a result, I think we all know that Chekov became more and more vivid and important, until finally, at the critical moment of life and death, Chekov rushed out without hesitation to block the knife for his brother, and his own body was shattered.
Only after God was captured did I realize: People should not be judged by their appearance!
There are saints and gentlemen in this world, and saints will never be replaced by gentlemen and hypocrites.
And there are villains, really villains.
Chekov is a bastard, absolutely. To say he is a villain is to praise him, but as his brother, he is lucky and happy.
He won't treat you double-dealing, pretending to be a brother-in-law on the surface, but selling you to play with his wife behind the scenes. He won't be able to tell it at ordinary times, and he will even cheat you a lot because of his lack of loyalty. However, he is your brother who is worthy of your life. When the critical moment comes,
, he will not hesitate to block the knife for you.
Although he is despicable and shameless, he will not bully ordinary people.
Of course, if you are his enemy, unfortunately, you meet the most troublesome guy in the world, he will use all means to kill you, no matter how shameless the means - he is not afraid of embarrassment, because he has no shame.
No skin.
I'm not here to redress Chekov's grievances. He is not a good person. Absolutely, he is just a turtle bastard. However, I am willing to be his brother.
If a person can cut a knife in his brother's ribs, he is a saint at this point: in the past, the Buddha cut off his flesh and fed it to the eagles. He has become a saint and sacrificed his life for his brothers. What should he do?
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Best Love Xia Jie Xin:
How many authors dare to make the male protagonist and female protagonist truly separated by yin and yang?
Back then, Jin Yong intended to let Xiao Longnu die, but in the end he couldn't resist public opinion and compromised.
However, Zhutou is not Jin Yong, and Qi Xin is not Xiao Longnu. Qi Xin is dead.
How many people have threatened to never read Zhutou’s books again if Qi Xin dies?
How many people cried bitterly when they saw Qi Xin die?
I cried, and this was the only time I cried after reading online articles for so many years - even though I was the only one who firmly believed that Qixin must die and must die from the beginning to the end.
How many people have watched it over and over again, knowing that they will cry, but still can't help but watch it?
How many people said when they first started watching: Such a group of witches are worthy of praise? Such a murderous female lunatic is worthy of love? But in the end, when the entire witch clan died for Chinese civilization without hesitation, they shouted: Pig-headed men
Be merciful, at least keep some witch blood, right?
To be honest, I really can't recall any place in the book where Xia Jie and Qi Xin kiss each other, or have an ambiguous love affair.
Even the marriage was so disappointing - Xia Jie was kicked out of the bridal chamber.
Not to mention that Qixin usually uses Xia Jie as a human fertilizer.
There is no pink feeling between men and women like other novels, and there is no erotic drama. It is even difficult for men to retain their so-called manly dignity in front of Qi Xin - Qi Xin is too strong.
As a man, you can't find the vanity of a little bird in Qi Xin, nor can you find the domineering aura of a nymphomaniac. What's the point of taking advantage of others? Unless you want to meet God as soon as possible.
Zhu Tou did not deliberately describe how difficult and touching the relationship between Xia Jie and Xin was. Everything happened unconsciously and quietly.
At the end, when Qi Xin really shines across the night sky like a bright meteor, not only are the tears of the sky, but also the tears of countless book fans.
Why did Xia Jie fall in love with such a woman? Why do book fans identify with Qi Xin? They even say that this is the most unforgettable love story written so far.
Why?
Actually, I don't know, because I really can't think of a specific picture in my mind right now.
Could it be because of purity?!
Although Xia Jie had a wife in his previous life, he was a virgin in this life. Even though he was married, he was still a virgin.
Although Qi Xin is strong and domineering, at her core, she is just a pure and transparent girl in her teenage years. That’s why she kicked Xia Jie away during the wedding ceremony because she really doesn’t understand.
Because of its purity, no one of us thinks that the love between the two of them is XING love. People nowadays say: Love can only exist when there is XING. Otherwise, how can it be called XING love?
It is because it is too pure white that when it breaks, it is so touching - it is like a transparent colorless crystal. It is not as tempting as emerald, gold and silver. Put it there and quietly
, Pure, occasionally the sun sweeps across, flashing with brilliance. One day, it is broken, and our hearts are also broken. Why? I don’t know.
Perhaps this is the highest level of love: Don't ask me why I love you? I don't know why, if there must be a reason - because I love you!
Best Xiaoqiang’s Jiang Zizai:
"Help me!!!" This sentence is known as the most magical sentence in the Internet literature world. As long as you shout this sentence, no matter where you are, no matter how critical you are, you will not die.
Jiang Zizai, the owner of this sentence.
Xiaoqiang is also a cockroach.
It is disgusting. Although it is small, it always appears to be disgusting. However, it has extremely strong vitality. Even if you make it angry to death, it will not die.
And I can't think of anyone who is more worthy of the title of the best Xiaoqiang than Jiang Zizai.
From the early days of "Xiao Xing Ji" to the completion of the book, Jiang Zizai always appeared in the most disgusting times and places that disgusted you most, making you so disgusted that you thought you were going to kill him in Lingchi.
When you say: "I save me!" he left, you vomited blood.
Some people say that the protagonist of "Xiao Xingji" is not Lin Xiao but Jiang Zizai. The title of the book should not be "Xiao Xingji" but "The Adventures of Jiang Zizai".
I won't comment on this, but I want to say: The most unforgettable thing in "Xiao Xing Ji" at the end is Jiang Zizai.
Because I was not very satisfied with "Xiao Xing Ji", Zhu Tou himself shook his head repeatedly. For subjective and objective reasons, the book itself, well, although I read it from beginning to end word for word, there is really nothing that I can comment on too much.
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However, as far as the role of Jiang Zizai itself is concerned, I think Jiang Zizai is successful, and Pig Head is successful. Whether you are disgusted or disgusted, it is undeniable that Jiang Zizai is unforgettable for those who have seen him. This is
Enough - how many characters can one author create that will last a lifetime?
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Best Black Jack
Pig Tou said that Chekov is unsurpassable. I also think Chekov is the best, but I still think that Pig Tou can surpass himself.
The appearance of Black Jack gave me such confidence.
Pig Head is getting more and more sophisticated. In just two chapters, a Black Jack with a distinctive personality appears in front of us.
In just two chapters, a supporting character, Black Jack, made everyone's eyes brighten and even went crazy for him.
I remember I took a screenshot of one or two paragraphs and sent it to my group. Suddenly the whole group said: "Okay, the description is good, tell me which book it is? I want to read it!"
The book review section at that time was also full of praise.
In fact, when I wrote the most obscene movie, I had a choice. I started to prepare to write about Chekov. It was not because I wrote Chekov for the best supporting role. I didn’t write about Chekov for the most obscene movie.
, but after careful comparison, I have to say: Black Jack’s obscenity is more connotative, more charming and more advanced than Chekhov’s!
Chekov is the kind of bastard who can be seen by a normal person as a super wretched bastard, but Black Jack is different. Black Jack’s wretchedness is definitely: to build the tallest, largest and most magnificent chastity memorial, but also to be the most shameless
The most shameless and Grandet’s top BIAO son!
One second he could speak righteously and righteously, scolding the city for not doing a good job in environmental protection, and donating money generously is the most charitable, and the next second he would immediately tell his subordinates that at least twenty reporters should be present - Confucius saw it and was sure
I am very happy. Not only do I have to do good things, but I also want everyone to know that Black Jack is indeed a good student.
"You can deceive my feelings, you can play with my body, but you can't steal my money!" - This is a sentence that can be compared with Chekhov's famous saying - "Miss, let's have a relationship beyond friendship.
, but it’s definitely not a purely physical relationship of love!”
Zhutou used a few very small and inconspicuous stories to bring Black Jack to life and write it into everyone's hearts.
Real life actually tells us that if we want to survive in this world where people cannibalize people, and live happily, we must be both a BIAO son and a memorial arch. It is better to be a BIAO son than to do so, and to build a memorial arch.
A married woman needs an archway more than a widow. No one wants or likes a bad married woman. Only noble and good married women who are unattainable are the objects of everyone's dreams - it's like under the bridge.
The difference between those standing on the street and the Eight Great Famous People in Qinhuai is about the same.
Only if the archway is erected high, big and beautiful will everyone covet you, desire you and respect you.
Black Jack and Grandet are both super misers. Why is Grandet so unlovable and disgusting? But Black Jack, who is countless times more wretched than Grandet, is so popular?
Because the Black Jack Arch stands well!
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Well, there really isn’t much to say about the book review above.
Classmate Chekov, I don’t know him, he is definitely not my incarnation
Classmate Qi Xin, I have said too much. I sighed and ended it.
Jiang Zizai, I like this person very much. No matter what, he works very hard to live. Even if he is a bad person, he is conscientious and pure bad. He knows that he is a bad person, so he takes it seriously.
Doing bad things, working hard to save his own life, and doing bad things to other people. It can even be said that he was very successful in what he did. If he had his own strength, his achievements would be even higher!
It's a pity that he is just a humble distraction, a puppet-like character.
To be precise, Jiang Zizai's life experience embodies the great spirit of a grassroots man working hard to survive!
As for Black Jack, he is a pure miser. He has nothing in his heart except golden coins. Therefore, he is so pure from spirit to body. Only money is the most important thing to him.
When there is only one thing in a person's heart, he has reached the state where there is no sword in his hand and everything in the universe is a sword. He is extraordinary and has the opportunity to become a saint!
Namo Amitabha, Immeasurable Heavenly Lord, except for Xin, Chekov, Jiang Zizai, and Black Jack, they are such cute and pure three bastards!