Chapter 332 Black Jack, the communicator of civilization
Chapter 332 Black Jack, the Spreader of Civilization
"Barbarism always destroys civilization, but after that, civilization will replace barbarism."
Thirteen Stars, in the temple of the headquarters of the Dark Holy See, wearing a triple crown of black stone, holding a scepter, wearing a black velvet robe, with a gold belt around his waist, and three ribbons made of rubies, sapphires, and green hanging around his neck.
Black Jack, who wore a rosary made of gemstones and eighteen gemstone rings on his fingers, was talking to the top being of the dark creature in a temple.
Ten oak tables were neatly placed in the temple, with neat white tablecloths covering them.
On the sterling silver candlestick, a large whale oil candle is emitting an ambiguous warm fragrance, illuminating the temple with bright lights. The fine bone china tableware is filled with various fine wines and delicacies, and the aroma slowly rises up into the temple.
A dense atmosphere gathered near the hazy statues of gods and demons at the top.
As soon as he waved his palm, it was filled with jewels. Black Jack looked at his radiant palm with satisfaction. He handed the scepter to the beautiful girl accompanying him very reservedly, and slowly picked up a small piece of tuna belly with ivory chopsticks.
Made of sashimi.
Hundreds of dark creature chiefs and patriarchs stared at Black Jack. They imitated the ivory chopsticks in front of them, and also put on a slow and noble look, trembling.
He picked up a piece of plump fish belly sashimi.
Of course, for huge dark creatures like the tauren chief and clan leader, their dining tables, cutlery, and even the ivory chopsticks on their hands are all specially made. Especially the ivory chopsticks are made of whole ivory.
Each piece of sashimi on the bone china plate in front of them weighed at least two kilograms, which was basically just a neatly cut piece of fish!
Very elegantly, he dipped some mustard on the small plate in front of him. Black Jack put the sashimi into his mouth and chewed it silently.
As a result, hundreds of dark creature bosses also slowly chewed the sashimi mixed with wasabi. Several dark creatures with particularly sensitive taste systems shed hot tears in their eyes because they had too much wasabi.
, too many.
Swallowing the sashimi into his stomach with a 'dong' sound, Black Jack put down his ivory chopsticks, slowly picked up the napkin and stuck it to the corners of his clean mouth. Then, all the dark creatures also elegantly grabbed the napkin in front of them, and gently
He rubbed the corners of his mouth. For a large race like the tauren, their napkins are as big as other people's sheets.
"You all have noble blood and are all descendants of gods!"
Black Jack paused and said calmly: "In the entire universe, there is no one with such a noble bloodline as your Excellencies."
All the dark creatures nodded repeatedly. Yes, after Black Jack's reminder, they realized that their bloodline was indeed indescribably noble! Descendants of gods, they are all direct descendants of gods, and among these descendants
The one with the purest blood, the most powerful power, and the greatest power.
"With such a noble bloodline, your Excellencies should have the aristocratic style to match!"
Black Jack said calmly: "Over the years, I, your humble servant, have led you to see a lot of things and understand the development history of human civilization in the entire Earth Federation. This is a historical process in which civilization replaces barbarism, and progress replaces backwardness.
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Gently spreading his hands, Black Jack drooped his eyelids and glanced at them with a mocking gaze that made the faces of the dark creatures present heat up: "I can't imagine that someone with such a noble bloodline and such a noble birth as you, your Excellencies, can still
After countless years of development, you still maintain the social system of feudal farming, feudal animal husbandry, and feudal serfdom!”
All the dark creatures lowered their heads. Yes, it was really embarrassing.
They have been fighting each other for decades with the Holy See of Light. In the first few years, the bosses of the dark creatures were still clamoring for a life-or-death showdown with the angel army. But when Black Jack slowly led them to come into contact with some novel things.
, their desire for war has gradually become less strong, and in recent years, they have even begun to behave like upstart nobles, learning the styles of various nobles.
Look at their clothes. Neat evening gowns have replaced armor and animal skins. Clean and elegant bow ties have replaced necklaces and iron neck guards made of human heads and skulls. Special crocodile skin, lambskin, and calfskin boots.
, replacing bare feet, animal skins, and even straw boots made of thatch. Even the tauren chief and several clan leaders wore comfortable silk socks on their feet.
This is just an external change, the bigger changes are on the inside.
These bosses of dark creatures put on high-end Earth Federation brand underwear and silk pajamas when they rested at night. They used hot wax to remove excess body hair and used various high-tech whitening products to remove excess body hair.
The originally rough skin became fair and tender, similar to that of a beautiful woman. Even when they were having sex with their own women, if they were not willing to let the woman have children, they learned to use condoms instead of when the woman was pregnant as before.
Then he kicked her in the belly.
The living habits of the big guys have also become civilized, even too civilized.
In the past, when they had a meal, they would have a piece of barbecue and a pot of broth. If they could have a few fruits after the meal, that would be something only a very particular race would do. Their ancestors had countless people.
This is how they have been living for years, and this is how these dark creatures live. If nothing happens, their descendants will have to live this way in the future.
But now, French baguettes appear on their tables, and they are all multigrain breads made with wheat bran. There must be appetizers before meals, or salads made with seasonal side dishes.
Or two pieces of delicious pickled fish fillets. When eating dinner, it must be paired with fine wine. Note that it is fine wine, not the kind of food brewed by dark creatures that can be used as the main ingredient of incendiary bombs.
Alcohol.
The Earth Federation has many wonderful traditional wine brands, and the bosses of dark creatures accept them without reservation. The fox people and vampires are relatively gentle races. They can taste red wine, white wine, champagne, etc.; they have a bold temperament.
Some people, such as the tauren, werewolves, and giants, fell in love with vodka, Erguotou, and Shao Daozi. Of course, there were exceptions. Some of the aliens from the powerful fighting races, such as the chief of the werewolf family, fell in love with specially prepared drinks.
Fifteen degrees low-alcohol Maotai.
Black Jack first roughly corrected the habits of these dark creatures in terms of their eating habits, and then he began to transform them in terms of culture and social systems.
Dark creatures, whether they are vampires who like to pretend to be elegant or gentlemen, or tauren who like to smash people's heads into meat with their axes, their chiefs and clan leaders have a group of people called 'artists' around them.
goods.
These people taught the dark creatures many things. How to appreciate Renaissance statues, how to appreciate Leonardo da Vinci's oil paintings, the origins of the Eight Eccentrics of Yangzhou, how rare Song Huizong's meticulous flower-and-bird paintings are, and how Wang Xizhi's calligraphy is.
How can one word weigh ten thousand catties?
Therefore, when the leader of the Tauren clan began to chant in an aria, "To survive or to die, that is the question," he wielded a big ax and rushed towards the army of the Holy See. He elegantly snatched back a beautiful Holy See knight, and then stripped her naked.
Don't be surprised when she asked warmly before putting on her clothes, "Dear young lady, are you willing to have a piston movement with me that has no emotional basis but is as passionate as Mars hitting the earth?"
Already.
Even the senior members of the vampire clan, when they first embrace their descendants, if the descendants they embrace for the first time are handsome men and beauties of the opposite sex, they will mutter gracefully, "My children, my love for you is just like the love I have for you."
The gums on your necks, even if the heaven and earth come together, even if the mountains collapse, even if the sky is covered with snow in summer, and even if there is thunder in winter, my love for you will never dissipate'!
In the first few months of Black Jack's civilized transformation movement, the top leaders of the tauren and werewolves even did something very gentlemanly - they released all the prisoners who had been captured by them since the war.
Women, let them go home and reunite with their loved ones.
The Chief Minister of the Tauren even sent a letter written with a goose quill in fancy Latin script to Pope Gu Yuru of the Holy See of Light. In his heart, the Chief Minister of the Tauren felt sorry for the past adultery of his own people.
The kidnap felt deeply guilty, and he swore that this kind of kidnapping of women against their will would never happen again. This time, he deliberately sent back all the female captives of the Holy See of Light.
The chief ardently told Gu Yuru that all the female captives were unscathed. Perhaps they had had some intense interactions with their own tribe, but their souls were still pure and they were still good believers in God.
Please also ask Gu Yuru not to make things difficult for them!
Look, this is the result of Black Jack's transformation of dark creatures. A single-minded race like the tauren will consider others!
At the end of the letter, the chief made a suggestion to Gu Yuru. The chaotic war between the two sides should be more gentlemanly. They should conduct face-to-face duels according to the rules of medieval knights. This can effectively reduce the number of deaths on both sides. After all,
Every life is precious, precious, and a gift from heaven and earth!
Facing the gratifying changes in the dark creatures, His Majesty the Dark Pope Black Jack feels very accomplished. Today he specially summoned all the dark creatures to teach them a new introduction, new knowledge, and a new civilization!
After a palace-style meal that combined Chinese and Western elements, a French palace feast and a Chinese Manchu-Han banquet, the dark creatures stood upright, sipping the fine West Lake Longjing tea or Sri Lankan black tea, while using gentle
Chatting slowly in Latin about the recent weather conditions.
Yes, according to the concept that Black Jack instilled in these dark creatures, Latin is the most beautiful language in the world, and all nobles use this language. God knows how he did it, in short, even today, even dark creatures who think they have some status
Slave soldiers also had to work hard to stammer a few Latin words, as if this could improve their identity and status.
It is unimaginable that a group of dark creatures are sitting together in well-dressed clothes, not discussing where to kill people, setting fires and looting things, but elegantly discussing the weather! It is unimaginable that these dark creatures are stationed across several planets. When it rains here,
The sun is shining brightly, snowflakes are already falling on the vampire's territory, and a hurricane is still blowing on the werewolf's territory! What result can they come up with from their discussion?
After coughing slightly, Black Jack slightly raised his hands.
The whispers in the hall immediately stopped, and all the dark creatures looked at Black Jack with graceful eyes.
The Grand Chief of the Blood Clan, a handsome old man wearing a medieval European aristocratic robe and studded with thousands of pearls and gems, smiled and nodded to Black Jack: "Dear Pope Black Jack, what unique insights do you have today?
What?"
Black Jack nodded solemnly, hooked his finger, and a gold coin flew into the air with a dazzling light, and slowly fell back into his palm under the puzzled eyes of all the dark creatures.
"What I want to discuss with all your distinguished Excellencies today is the issue of money!"
Speaking of the word 'money', Black Jack's shriveled body suddenly swelled up, his wretched face suddenly became sacred, and the aura on his body also changed drastically, as if he had grown from a toad that was half-dead in the sun.
He turned into a white swan, and the kind of white swan that would marry ten or eight beautiful swans the next day.
With a slight cough, Black Jack waved the gold coins in his hands and shouted loudly: "Money, your distinguished sires, you can call it gold coins, silver coins, copper coins, or banknotes, checks, credit cards, it doesn't matter, in short, it is the most important thing in this world."
The most amazing thing!”
"As everyone knows, in the past few hundred years, earth's people have undergone earth-shaking changes. A group of earth people who are more primitive and barbaric than before have become less than a thousand people in just a few hundred years.
He became a noble within a year, why is that?"
The dark creatures nodded secretly, yes, why is this?
They had read the history book provided to them by Black Jack. Just over a thousand years ago, during the Middle Ages on ancient Earth, those Western nobles were still urinating everywhere and even never took a bath for their entire lives - this could not even catch up with the Minotaurs.
A stinky tauren will also roll around in a pond when there are too many fleas and lice on his body!
How come such backward, barbaric and uncivilized people on earth have undergone such huge and astonishing changes in such a short period of time?
The dark creatures are also struggling with this problem. Their various races of dark creatures have lasted for countless thousands of years, but how their ancestors lived, they lived the same way before, and the entire race does not seem to have changed at all. The wise men among them also
I have thought about this problem before, but never came to any conclusion.
Everyone looked at Black Jack eagerly, hoping that he could give them an answer.
Waving the gold coins in his hand, Black Jack jumped up and jumped onto the dining table, dancing and shouting: "Because of the gold coins, because of the gold coins, because of the gold coins! Because of the banknotes, because of the banknotes, because of the banknotes!"
"Desire, everything is desire, everything is the desire to pursue gold coins, which has stimulated the rapid evolution of the people on earth!"
"For gold coins, they will do anything. For gold coins, they will give everything. For gold coins, they can destroy everything or invent everything! In order to earn money from horny men, the people on earth invented brothels; in order to earn money from hungry men,
To earn money from travelers on long voyages, people on earth invented restaurants; in order to earn money from travelers on long voyages, people on earth invented ships!”
Taking a deep breath, Black Jack spat out his saliva and shouted: "Even in order to sell the coffins made at home at a good price, more users can purchase the coffins made at home, which is the largest coffin among people on earth.
The shop owners banded together and started two world wars!"
"In the final analysis, everything is about money, so we have desire and have the motivation to make progress!"
"And your noble sires, do your people have pursuits? Do they have desires?"
"Yes, of course they do! But their pursuit is so primitive, shallow, and hopeless!"
"Oh, they are pursuing the so-called title of the best warrior in the clan! Is this title worth anything?"
"They are after the so-called most beautiful woman in the clan! But as long as we have a lot of money, we can buy beautiful women at will!"
"Their pursuit is primitive and ignorant, and does not conform to the dialectical thinking of the development and evolution of productivity and production relations!"
The faces of all the dark creature bosses were hot. Yes, it seems like this. The young people in the clan... no, it is all the dark creatures. They have developed from generation to generation just to gain face.
Honorary title, in order to grab a few beautiful girls?
But, can money change all this?
No, just money can't change all this, but Black Jack's money theory can!
Dancing and waving the gold coins, Black Jack roared loudly: "Everything should be changed, everything should be changed!"
"Primitive, backward farming, and nomadic life are not suitable for the powerful you! Establish your kingdom, establish your social rules and systems, establish a complete set of national systems, and establish effective and strict classes. This is
The most important thing!”
"The country is a car, and money is gasoline, which can make the car go faster and farther! With a complete country, money can flourish! With a complete social system, all tribesmen understand the benefits of money.
They will work hard to make money!"
"When everyone's initiative is enhanced, dear sirs, your race will surely prosper!"
Under the warm gaze of the big guys, Black Jack formulated a complete set of social rules for the tribal alliance empire for them.
The emperor of the empire is elected jointly by various tribes through a complex battle arena system. The emperor of the empire changes every sixty years. The emperor of the empire has the privilege of life and death over all the people of the empire - except for the nobles of the empire, they have certain rights. Note that'
Certain 'immunity!'
The chiefs and patriarchs of all tribes, as well as high-ranking generals and high-ranking warriors automatically become the aristocracy of the dark empire, and other ordinary warriors become the lower class of the empire. Black Jack has formulated a complex and strict class system that is enough to divide the lower class people.
A system that squeezes you to the point of being unable to breathe!
Originally, many races of dark creatures were an equal group in the form of an alliance conference. They were always open to the outside world when something happened, and they would work together to deal with the enemy. But when Black Jack, the unscrupulous dark empire organization, appeared, it would not take long before the darkness
There must be many conflicts between the major tribes of living beings. Who doesn’t want to be the emperor of the empire? Who doesn’t want to have the power of life and death over other races?
Black Jack has carefully planned all aspects of the system of the Dark Empire. His system is enough to ensure that dark creatures will fight each other and civil strife will continue. As long as all dark creatures accept the idea of the Dark Empire, the dark creatures will be finished. They will never stop.
Nor can it become a strong whole.
Black Jack was very shameless. Using his many years of experience in financial operations as an excuse, he recommended himself to be the future finance minister of the Dark Empire!
The picture shows that Black Jack has worked hard for decades and spent a lot of energy to transform the cognition of these dark creatures, just for this day!
The Chancellor of the Dark Empire—and a Chancellor of Finance with no term limits!
With Black Jack's methods, it won't be long before countless people in the Dark Empire will become his contractors!
Can he drive tens of billions of dark creatures to do great things for him and earn himself huge wealth! When he thinks of his great and unprecedented plan, Black Jack is so excited that he trembles all over!
It's too perfect, it's too evil, just let these stupid guys with muscles in their heads become your slaves!
Because Black Jack has served these dark creatures diligently over the years, and because of the unique abilities and charm Black Jack has shown, he has no concept of so-called finance and finance, and only knows the most primitive rules of barter.
Black Jack's proposal was easily passed. Black Jack successfully became the future finance minister of the Dark Empire.
Two months later, when Gu Xiechen came to find Black Jack secretly, the construction of the Dark Empire had been roughly completed.