Chapter 71 I'm sorry, big brother, it's my shortsightedness!
When Lin Ye was thinking about how to better show the famous sword Yueyin and the reversal skills to others, Su Mumu quietly came behind him, then gently leaned into Lin Ye's ear, and suddenly called out "meow"
.
Lin Ye: "..."
"Mumu."
"Stop being scary."
"I spotted you as soon as you walked in the door."
Su Mumu sat next to him a little unhappy:
"(??ˇεˇ??)"
"It's boring!"
"Can't you cooperate with me occasionally?"
Lin Ye ignored her little complaint:
"How about it?"
"Have you reached level nine?"
"When can I reach level ten?"
"When we reach level ten, we will start to form a team to play the game, practice tacit understanding and cooperation, and test the combat effectiveness of your bionic teardrop..."
Hearing this, Su Mumu took out two bubble gums from her jacket pocket, peeled off the rabbit packaging, stuffed one into her mouth, and then fed the other into Lin Ye's mouth with her own hands.
"It must be level nine!"
"I guess I should be able to reach level ten tomorrow morning!"
"How to say?"
"Will you take me with you to download the book tomorrow?"
"I've been curious about your true strength as a battle priest for a long time!"
"乁(˙ω˙乁)"
Lin Ye was stunned:
"Um?"
"Tomorrow morning? What do you mean? Are you going to stay up all night tonight to level up?"
Su Mumu shook her head and said:
"Nah!"
"Let Xiao Mumu stay up all night to brush the notebook for me!"
Lin Ye: "???"
Su Mumu smiled mischievously:
"hey-hey!"
"This is something I just discovered today!"
"Little Mumu can enter the secret dungeon alone, and then the system will determine that I have also entered the secret dungeon. After she clears the dungeon, I can directly get the treasure chest reward of the secret realm dungeon. I don't have to go to the secret realm dungeon and suffer in person~
"
Lin Ye: "??????"
no!
What the hell is this?
Can the bionic teardrop be pulled out and put away casually?
No shelf life?
He asked with shock on his face:
"Fuck!"
"Is there no distance limit between Xiao Mumu and you?"
"There's no time limit?"
"You can just pull it out and do other things?"
Su Mumu chewed the bubble gum in her mouth, blew a big bubble, exploded with a pop, and then said leisurely:
"No."
"I won't take her back now."
"She does everything from washing clothes, cooking, cleaning, making tea, buying milk tea, picking up express delivery... she does it all."
"It's just not too comfortable."
"?(???????)"
Lin Ye: "??????????"
Good guy!
I'm a straight up good guy!
Is this bionic teardrop not only a quasi-god-level talent?
It’s no problem to say that it is a god-killing talent that transcends the mythical level!
Woohoo!
I'm sorry, brother, I was wrong, I was short-sighted and didn't know what's awesome about you!
Please forgive me for my rudeness!
Take me with you!
After a moment of silence, Lin Ye also blew a big bubble with bubble gum. It exploded with a pop, and the pink sugar instantly covered his lips.
Then he asked:
"so?"
"Xiao Mumu is playing secret realm dungeon for you now?"
"You're bragging to me here?"
Su Mumu nodded:
"Yeah!"
"She's in 'Nightmare in Loch Ness.'"
"Looking at the system prompts, the last secret realm BOSS has entered a state of serious injury. It should be over soon, right?"
Lin Ye was dumbfounded again:
"I'll wipe it!"
"Can you still see the system prompts in the secret realm copy?"
"Can you even check the status of the secret realm BOSS?"
Su Mumu looked at him with a strange expression:
"Um?"
"Is this weird?"
"If I can't see the system prompts, how can I know the specific progress of little Mumu?"
Lin Ye quickly denied:
"No no no!"
"Not surprising at all!"
"What you said makes perfect sense!"
"You should really be able to get the system prompts that only exist in secret realm copies in real life!"
It’s over…
I already had a premonition...
A useless professional is about to emerge...
Su Mumu stared at him suspiciously:
“(﹁﹁)~→”
"Why do these words sound like you are agreeing with me, but I feel like you are actually secretly mocking me?"
"understood!"
"It's jealousy!"
"You envy me for having such an all-round partner like little Mumu!"
"Not yourself!"
"Ouch!"
"So it turns out that college bullies also have such a day?"
"(??ω??)"
Lin Ye said with some embarrassment:
"Ahem, if you don't tell the truth, you can still be friends..."
Jealous of her?
nonsense!
With the help of such an almighty and invincible big brother, I can clear two secret realm dungeons at the same time, and I can enjoy double the reversal of the world, and deal more than 10,000 points of real damage in one breath. Doesn’t that take off instantly?
How could this not be exciting?
Woohoo!
A wise man does not speak secretly!
Can you also give me a mythical equipment similar to the bionic teardrop?
I don’t want to work hard anymore!
It’s a ball!
Then, while chewing the pink bubble gum in her mouth, Su Mumu looked into Lin Ye's eyes and asked vaguely:
"No, Lin Ye, you haven't answered me the question I just asked you?"
"Will you take me with you to download the dungeon tomorrow?"
"Or should I wait a little longer?"
"You go and get all the remaining free attribute points first?"
Lin Ye raised his right hand:
"bring!"
"Bring it tomorrow!"
"But there's something else I want to know!"
Su Mumu looked curious:
"What?"
Lin Ye pointed to his chest:
"I just want to know! Doesn't your little Mumu have a fatigue limit? Can he play unlimited dungeons in secret realms? Open a new era for 007?"
Su Mumu rolled her eyes:
"(??_?)"
"Definitely not!"
"If she has a fatigue limit, how can I let her go all night to clear the dungeon tonight?"
"Are you dumb?"
"You don't understand such a simple truth?"
Lin Ye: "..."
wipe!
I was actually let down by Su Mumu today in terms of theoretical knowledge?
How evil!
It’s so evil!
It must be the invincible bionic brother who has influenced my mentality!
Woo woo woo...
Lin Ye began to change the topic:
"What is that!"
"Let's ignore little Mumu's matters for now!"
"Let's study how to play tomorrow's team copy?"
Su Mumu immediately became well-behaved:
"Yeah, yeah."
"You tell me, I'll listen, I'll lie down...oh no, I will study hard!"
"(??????)??"
Lin Ye picked up his phone, opened the memo, found the team plan he had written, and put it in front of Su Mumu:
"look here."
"I need to know the full effects of the skills and equipment you have now."
"Tell me about each attribute."
"Also, if you want me to help you maximize your benefits, please tell me your current height, weight, measurements, cup size, menstrual cycle and other detailed body data."
"This way I can help you calculate the formula."
"If you don't want to."
"Then continue to add points according to the lazy version of the mage method I gave you before."
“Although the price/performance ratio is not the best.”
"But it will be very worry-free."
"Anyway, depending on your operation and level, even if you can get a higher periodic attribute correction rate, you will not be able to take advantage of them..."
