At this moment, Ye Xiao only felt that his hand was wrapped in two large pieces of fat pork, and it was definitely super fat meat like pork butt meat.
Then I saw the extremely passionate smile in front of me with all the facial features squeezed together, the trembling fat on both sides of his face, his constantly shaking belly, and the fat on his shoulders that were also trembling irregularly, all the way up to his thighs when he was standing.
After stopping, the fat meat is still swaying back and forth...
As for the butt...yuck, I won’t talk about it...
Young Master Ye showed a very strange expression on his face and murmured: "I haven't been here for the past few days, and you have become so worried that you have lost weight..."
For a moment, all I could think of was a million mud horses covered in shit whizzing by.
If you do this, you will lose weight...
How else do you let the pigs live?
"Oh... live, alive... Shopkeeper Wan... Boss Wan... you..." Ye Xiao was startled for a moment, and with his mind racing, he quickly raised his free left hand, but hurriedly
He closed his mouth. At this moment, the speed of his left hand could be said to have reached the limit of Ye Xiao's current cultivation, but it was still a little late. Finally, there was a click, and gradually overflowed.
That sound was...the sound of my jaw almost dislocating.
real
No exaggeration at all
My jaw is almost dislocated.
As a human being in two lifetimes, Xiaojun, regardless of his past life or this life, this is the first time he has seen such a behemoth, especially when this behemoth is actually a human being...
This made him couldn't help but open his mouth wide the moment he saw this scene.
So...the moment he shut up suddenly, he almost made a fool of himself. Fortunately, he responded quickly enough...
Wan Zhenghao is truly the best person in the world to be able to make Ye Xiao, the most powerful person in the Heaven Realm, the Laughing Lord, lose his composure.
He hurriedly held his chin and said this polite sentence, but he still couldn't pronounce the words clearly. He said "hehehe" and "shengsheng" into "huohuohuo,"...
But this really can’t be blamed on Lord Ye being too rare and strange. In fact, Wan Zhenghao’s tonnage can no longer be described as ‘people, one stroke after another’.
Ye Xiao dared to assert that even if Wan Zhenghao himself had no cultivation at all, ordinary Human Yuan realm masters would never be able to hurt him with one punch - even if all their strength was exhausted, at best they would be punched into a pile of fat.
Li: No matter what, it won’t hurt the bones.
Ye Xiao smiled stiffly and pulled out his right hand with all his strength.
After his right hand was freed from the constraints, he immediately felt that the palm of his hand seemed to be soaked in oil and felt greasy.
It feels so boring, embarrassing, so embarrassing
"Hahaha" Wan Zhenghao didn't seem to notice anything was wrong with Ye Xiao, but instead let out a hearty laugh: "Please, Brother Feng, please come upstairs... Haha, I have good tea that has been collected for thousands of years. ...I am a person who likes to make friends the most, especially strangers like Brother Feng. It is really better to meet each other than to be famous. Meeting is worse than being famous. Haha, if you are thirsty for good friends..."
As soon as Wan Zhenghao started talking, he started talking endlessly.
Thousands of years of good tea...has it turned into ashes long ago?
Ye Xiao found that he had no room to interrupt.
Wan Zhenghao has been through many battles for a long time and has obviously already understood the visual impact his obesity can have on others. He laughed as he walked and said: "I don't have anything wrong with me, I'm just fat, haha.
But there is really nothing I can do about it, I will gain weight no matter what I eat. I once tried to go on a diet for a month and only drank water every day, but the result was that I still gained weight. I just let nature take its course, but I want to see this
How much body and flesh can there be..."
As soon as he started to go upstairs, the stairs immediately made a creaking sound, obviously feeling a little overwhelmed.
"...Let nature take its course, and my weight has gradually reached what I am now..." Finally going upstairs, Wan Zhenghao gasped and said, "...it's only about 1,400 kilograms, which is ridiculous."
"Awesome"
Ye Xiao finally found the opportunity to interject, and said this sincerely, with a look of sincere admiration, without any pretense.
One thousand four hundred pounds...
"Don't laugh, don't laugh. I have to say that in every walk of life, there is a person who can reach the top. With 360 professions, he can be the number one scholar in every profession... But in the field of weight, I believe you must be the number one in history.
The top pick in human beings, the top of the list, well deserved, and worthy of the name.”
Ye Xiao sighed and said with a sincere tone.
Ye Xiaozhi's words at this moment were not compliments, but emotions from the bottom of his heart. Things in the world are only unimaginable, not impossible. There are indeed many mysterious things in the world.
For example, a fat person can actually become so fat...it is truly a miracle that has never happened before.
Wan Zhenghao laughed loudly: "It's a pity that the imperial court never uses weight as a criterion for selecting scholars. Otherwise, it will take 90,000 years and hundreds of millions of miles. No matter who is in front of me, I can kill him with a snap of my fingers."
"It's not just a snap of your fingers that kills you instantly, a smile is enough." Ye Xiao was convinced.
The two of them walked and chatted all the way, and finally arrived at the teahouse. Ye Xiao's vigilance, instead of being relieved at all, reached its peak at this moment.
Because he saw someone.
A middle-aged man, with three strands of black beard floating on his chest, a pale face and a slender figure; dressed in green clothes, he floats out of the dust.
A middle-aged man who looks harmless at all
At this moment, the middle-aged man was looking at Ye Xiao with a smile, and gave a gentle salute: "Mr. Feng?"
Ye Xiao lowered his eyes for a moment, looked at the chair, then slowly walked over and sat down, then raised his head again: "This is..."
His face was calm and composed, but his eyes revealed a reasonable amount of doubt.
However, the heart of the Laughing Lord at this moment is already filled with huge waves and is no longer calm.
Xiao Jun knows this person
Still an acquaintance
It’s not Ye Xiao who knows him, it’s Lord Xiao who knows him.
The time between the two of them last meeting was not very long, only three and a half months.
Three and a half months ago, in the battle where the Laughing Lord fell, this person was among them
Ranked ninth among the top ten disciples of Zhaori Tianzong, one of the three major sects in Qingyun Tianyu; Qingfeng Sword God; Ancient and Modern Dragon.
From ancient times to the present, he has been a dragon among men; his sword is like a breeze blowing across the lake, and the wind passes by without leaving a trace on people.
Ye Xiao really never dreamed that he would meet this old friend and enemy from his previous life here.
And people of this level of cultivation actually came to Hanyang Continent.
At this point, Ye Xiao can finally confirm one thing; this matter has been doubtful since his rebirth, and he has also devoted himself to verifying it. Now, he can finally confirm the answer - between Hanyang Continent and Qingyun Tianyu,
There definitely is a passage that can go back and forth
And this passage is very likely to be in the hands of... the three major sects of Qingyun Tianyu
Or maybe... each has his or her own channel, but they just keep it secret or tacitly agree with it.
Otherwise, Hanyang Continent itself would simply not be able to bear the cultivation of ancient and modern dragons that Ye Xiao knew appeared in this human world.
Daoyuanjing master
The three realms of Hanyang Continent
Human Yuan Realm, Di Yuan Realm, Tian Yuan Realm
The peak state of Grandmaster Tianyuan is already the limit of this plane
However, cultivators in Qingyun Heaven Realm have three realms besides the three realms of human, earth and heaven.
Lingyuan realm, Mengyuan realm, Daoyuan realm.
Each major realm is divided into nine levels, and there is a considerable gap between each level.
Under this comparison, it is not difficult to see how exaggerated this ancient and modern dragon is to Hanyang Continent...
To say that he is a god is not an exaggeration.
But just such a person is Ye Xiao’s enemy
Now he still appears in front of Ye Xiao
Ye Xiao took a sip of tea, swallowed it with a gulp, and swallowed all the hatred and hostility rising in his heart into his stomach in this sip of tea.
Buried deeply, nothing is exposed anymore.
If you were the Laughing Monarch at his peak, slaying ancient and modern dragons would be like searching for something;
But at this time... Gujinlong wants to kill Ye Xiao at this moment, without even taking a breath.
All it takes is one glare and one look, and Ye Xiao will die instantly.
With such a huge gap, how could Ye Xiao not be cautious?
"My surname is Gu. I'm probably a few years older than Mr. Feng. If Mr. Feng doesn't mind, you can call me Brother Gu."
Just one sentence has brought the two of them very close.
Now, in front of Ye Xiao, he seemed to be an elegant scholar.
No threat at all.
"It turns out that it was Brother Gu in person." Ye Xiao smiled and said, "Brother Gu is so charming that Feng was heartbroken when he saw it."
Gujinlong smiled warmly: "I have heard about Mr. Feng's name for a long time, but now I finally realize that Mr. Feng is indeed very young."
Ye Xiao smiled lightly and said, "It's just a wasted time."
They exchanged cursory greetings with each other, but neither of them said anything more nutritious. Ye Xiao didn't know the other party's true purpose, and was even more worried about it. At this time, he would make more mistakes if he said more, and he would make more mistakes if he said less. He deliberately avoided verbal exchanges.
The ancient and modern dragons also did not speak too much because they remained mysterious.
However, Ye Xiao discovered another thing, a personal relationship that was of great significance to the changes here.
Wan Zhenghao, who was chatting just now, was extremely well-behaved when he was sitting on the chair. He was obviously sitting in the main seat, but he gave the impression of being very restrained, even when he was pretending to be calm.
Below, there is a vague sense of fear that goes deep into the bone marrow and is about to come out.
After some superficial exchanges of greetings, Gujin Long gave Wan Zhenghao an extremely hidden look. If Ye Xiao hadn't been paying attention to the actions between the two, he might not have been able to notice it.
Wan Zhenghao's signature "Hahaha..." burst into laughter. Before the trembling of the flesh on his cheeks had subsided, he asked: "Brother Feng, the Danyun Divine Pill you brought last time... is really good."
Something. And Senior Gu came here just for this matter this time... I don’t know Brother Feng... Haha..."
Ye Xiao smiled calmly and said calmly: "The refining of the Danyun Divine Pill is not easy. At the moment, the master is burning incense and bathing, praying, cleansing the body and mind, and concentrating, preparing to refine the second batch of the pill."