A certain person has practiced the Chunyang Boy Kung Fu all his life in his previous life, and is familiar with the situation of one pillar holding up the sky. But like today, it is the first time in two lives that he has become this virtuous after drinking some wine.
And there is an... uncontrollable feeling.
Song Jue said without tears: "Smile... what you just drank was... the best aphrodisiac wine in the world..."
Ye Xiao was stunned when he heard this.
Then he jumped up suddenly
"Aphrodisiac wine? Really?" Ye Xiao exclaimed.
I have been a virgin for two lifetimes... Why do I need to drink aphrodisiac wine?
This is really a big joke...
Song Jue said in astonishment: "Ah? You... you don't know how? You... you don't even know this?"
Ye Xiao grinned and bent over, concealing something unexpected like a prawn: "Nonsense...I...I've never done anything like that...How do I know, Oyo...this...
…This feeling is really strange…”
Nothing like that has ever happened since...?
Song Jue stared and was shocked speechless by this sentence: "You, you, you...are you still a boy? A baby chicken?"
Ye Xiao rolled his eyes: "That's nonsense..."
Song Jue almost fainted. He was a virgin and drank five kilograms of aphrodisiac wine?
How can this be fixed?
How do you make a chicken like this?
In desperation, he said angrily: "That's not right, then you used to fool around with those girls... where are you going? How come such a big man doesn't even know such a trivial thing?"
This should never have been said by an uncle; he actually blamed his nephew for not looking for flowers and flowers...
Ye Xiao groaned, knowing that there was something wrong with his words, and groaned: "I just talk to them about life... about ideals..."
Song Jue's eyes widened and he looked at him speechlessly. After a long time, he spat and said angrily: "What are you talking about? You just spend the whole night talking about life...talking about ideals with a big girl?"
Ye Xiao could only nod: "Yes, yes, or else..."
Song Jue was completely stunned, and it took him a long time before he became furious: "You didn't fucking tell me earlier... you damn... you, you, you... I'm sorry, you are such a saint..."
I spent the whole night with a lonely girl discussing life and ideals... This is not a saint... what else could it be?
Of course, it could be that he is incompetent and has a weak will, but this guy has become so virtuous now that he doesn't want to be that incompetent.
"Then... what should we do now?" Song Jue said angrily.
There is really no other way at this point.
If this kid is actually a little hooligan, a pervert, a pervert, etc., it would be easy to deal with it. Just find a brothel and throw him in. But this guy is still a virgin, and he may not even be connected with that and that.
They all know nothing about it...
Then...that's really not possible.
It’s so...so wasteful...
Ye Xiao groaned, bent over and stood up, murmuring: "Hey, it's okay... I'm going to take a cold shower first, so that it can be settled..."
Song Jue stared blankly as Ye Xiao walked out, hunched over like a prawn.
Then I heard a "pop" sound in the pond...
Someone burst out in anger and laughter. This little bastard finally suffered a hardship today... He hurriedly followed him out and shouted: "Come here... keep getting me water from the well..."
Thirty-six Blood Guards came after hearing the news...
The housekeeper knows that ordinary water is probably useless like this...
That night, somewhere in Ye Mansion, the sound of rushing water never stopped.
Buckets after buckets of cold well water were first dipped into Young Master Ye's head; then after a while, they were poured over his head again.
Wow,
Wow
Hua Hua Hua Hua Hua...
A group of unscrupulous guards and a group of men who had come over, looking at the miserable state of their young master, looking at the constant flushing of water, and looking at the tent held up high in the young master's crotch, everyone was holding back their stomachs.
laugh……
There were a few people here who were still fetching water. They couldn't control themselves anymore. Yu Jian threw the bucket away and sat on the ground, laughing loudly...
This thing is really hilarious.
A guard came close to the housekeeper, who could neither cry nor laugh, and whispered: "Boss, does this matter need to be so troublesome... As long as we go to the restaurant next time... it will be solved, young master?"
He can be considered a veteran in this field, and he is probably more knowledgeable than us."
Song Jue glared: "Fart, you bastard, can I be stupider than you? Is this kid still a veteran? Bullshit veteran, he is just a chicken... You know how he changed his behavior, without his knowing it,
I drank a jar of aphrodisiac wine, and I don’t even know aphrodisiac wine, but I’m still a proficient at it..."
The guard touched his head when he heard this and went back in a daze. After a moment, he burst into laughter again, obviously he had just gotten over it.
Chicken? It turns out that the young master is actually a chicken... Hahahaha...
However, looking at the ferocious and majestic look of the young master's lower body, even if he is just looking at the tent, it is so majestic.
"This... this is not an ordinary baby chicken... it is simply a big rooster... and it is the best fighting chicken among big roosters..." The guard was originally laughing, but he couldn't laugh anymore.
Lowering his head and looking at his crotch, he couldn't help but feel sad and ashamed of himself...
This farce lasted until early morning.
It was almost dawn.
A certain monarch who was so excited finally felt that his energy seemed to have dissipated, and he hurriedly stopped: "It's almost, it's almost... My God, I took all the showers I've ever had in my life today... I took off all my clothes."
A few layers of skin were removed.”
As soon as this statement came out, it triggered a new round of laughter...
From then on, Mr. Ye was very indifferent to the aphrodisiac wine. Firstly, it was because he really didn’t need it, and secondly, it was because it was too embarrassing. What happened tonight was simply the greatest shame in a certain monarch’s life.
However, he stored the other jars of wine given by Zuo Wuji. He did not dare to drink them... However, Ye Xiao modified these things.
I originally wanted to use it to inflict evil on others, but I never thought in my wildest dreams that the jars of wine given by Zuo Wuji would have an unexpected effect. Ye Xiao actually did a big thing because of it... I will not mention this later.
,
Because of this incident, Ye Xiao went to Zuo Xiangfu and beat Zuo Wuji hard, who was confused and didn't know why.
A beating without any reason.
Zuo Wuji said that he was extremely unjust and had no idea what kind of madness this guy had gone...
When Zuo Wuji later found out about this through various channels, he laughed so hard that his intestines broke... and this became a matter of pride that Zuo Wuji, later Prime Minister Zuo, would talk about throughout his life.
Consider it the greatest honor of your life.
Just the opposite of someone, it is to build the happiness of the prime minister on the pain of the monarch
"Do you know the Laughing Lord... Haha... Back then, this boy drank five kilograms of the aphrodisiac wine I sent him in one go, and he became so majestic, hahaha..."
This caused a burst of exclamations and admiring looks...
This is something I won’t mention later.
In the next two days, Ye Xiao ran out of the city every day.
Even Song Jue didn't know what Ye Xiao was going to do. Song Jue tried to follow him twice, but lost him both times for no apparent reason...
Obviously, in terms of tracking, Song Dynasty was not only inferior to a certain monarch, but also seemed to be both superior and inferior to Ning Biluo.
Song Jue's face was shameless and he said harshly: "Wait until you come back. See if I don't beat you to death, you little bastard."
However, when Ye Xiao came back, Song Jue said nothing - he really couldn't afford to embarrass that person.
I think I was also a famous player back then...
Now I am tracking a young man who is only sixteen or seventeen years old. He was led to the toilet once, and even to a brothel another time...
Then I couldn't even trace the root hair.
This clearly shows that his skills are inferior to others, so why should he have the nerve to say anything...
Gujinlong can feel it every day: Hey, that Feng Zhiling has entered the city again. Hey, that Feng Zhiling has left the city again. Hey...
This good feeling of having everything under control makes Gujinlong very comfortable.
Especially when the person in control doesn't know that he is in control...
That would be even better
Especially when he thought that Feng Zhiling had been deceived by him and believed in him wholeheartedly, and that Danyun Shendan and Tianwai Netherworld would also be obtained in the near future. Even after obtaining these things, someone would still trust him as always.
, maybe hundreds of years later, someone who has also reached the pinnacle of alchemy will still trust him so much and devote his whole life to marrying him, and the ancient and modern dragons will be even happier.
Whenever he thinks of these things, Gujinlong can't help but reveal a meaningful smile on his face. This smile is full of a kind of: I have the pearl of wisdom in my hand, I have the world, I am suave, and I am pretentious... There are even some
meaning.
Every time Wan Zhenghao sees this kind of smile on Gujinlong's face, he always immediately finds a reason to stay away.
Because this kind of smile always gave him a greasy feeling, with goosebumps popping up layer by layer all over his body, and his chrysanthemums also had chills...
It seems like a feeling that you may have diarrhea at any time...
Of course, this was a smile that Wan Zhenghao had never seen Ye Xiao smile on.
If Wan Zhenghao had the opportunity to see Ye Xiao's smile these days, he would understand: there is definitely more than one pervert in this world
Ye Xiao's current smile is indeed even worse than that of ancient and modern dragons.
Now, Ye Xiao is setting up the formation again on a peak not far from Bitong Mountain, and he has this proud smile on his face. Well, it is full of the smell of a wretched bitch...
What was set up this time was just a tracking array.
Moreover, Ye Xiao can be sure that with the methods of ancient and modern dragons, it may take some effort, but it can definitely be eliminated.
On the mountain, Ye Xiao spent the past few days digging a cave with front and back ventilation, left and right winds, and passages up and down.
The middle position is a relatively huge space.
And he also arranged it very carefully; he even took the time to draw a few lifelike lotus flowers on the stone wall...
Then, he checked back and forth for a long time.
It wasn't until he was sure everything was safe that he finally nodded with satisfaction.
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