The words of people from the royal family have the least credibility. I would rather believe that there are ghosts in this world than believe the nonsense of people from the royal family.
This is a wise saying.
His Majesty the Emperor smiled and said, "That's all, I'm afraid everyone will be unhappy if I'm here. Well, I'll just have a few drinks and leave. I won't be this unwelcome uninvited guest."
As he spoke, he sighed and said: "A brother from the trenches back then is so strange to me... Oh, it's really sad..."
He pointed at someone in the crowd and cursed with a smile: "Meng Laowu, don't hide behind me. Back then, you and I shared a tent. You had a stomachache in the middle of the night and couldn't run away. When you came to my bed, you fell asleep with your crotch in your pants."
Have you forgotten about this? Damn it, back then you still disliked me for watching you make a fool of yourself, did you think you were so outstanding because of your wilted head and drooped brain... Now that you see me, I don’t even take the initiative to speak, I
Look, your bald head is even more wilted than the ones down there..."
Meng Laowu was a burly bald general with scars on his face. He touched his head and muttered: "Why does your Majesty have the nerve to say this... If you hadn't given me laxatives, how could I have pooped in my pants?"
, so that you can see everything..."
As soon as he said it, the whole room burst into laughter
His Majesty the Emperor couldn't help laughing, and said: "And you... and you, Han Laosan, Song Laoqi, Bai Xiaojiu, you, you, you bastards, we agreed at the beginning that we should all go together
Fishing to improve my life, but I was the first to strip naked and jump into the water, but you grabbed all my clothes and ran away in the blink of an eye, which made me naked and covering my crotch, and I only dared to return to the camp in the dead of night.
As soon as we arrived at the gate of the camp, you unscrupulous people lit all the torches and made a lot of noise, exposing me naked to the light, lest others wouldn't know that there was a good show going on... and it would make such a big ugliness.
At this moment, you are actually pretending not to know each other?"
He glared and pretended to be furious: "You guys are forgetful and don't miss the good things of the past."
His Majesty the Emperor narrated this series of past events, and the atmosphere in the venue suddenly became active again.
Several people talked at once: "Your Majesty, you can't blame us that time... Why did you just talk about the thing that made you look ugly? In such a desolate place as Mobei, it is usually very difficult to hit a female rabbit, but you did
He gave aphrodisiacs to some of our brothers... causing each of us to soak in the cold water all night. Our response was already very polite..."
The emperor laughed loudly: "A bunch of shameless lazy people. Back then they even dared to take off my pants, but now they are afraid of even having a drink with me. They are all really fucking worthless?"
His Majesty the Emperor was so cursing, but this group of generals brought back their deep memories of the past one by one, and a warm feeling arose spontaneously. They all shouted: "Who is afraid of you? Why are you here?"
glass of wine"
If this sentence had been said before, it would have been said like this: If you have the seed, this glass of wine will be enough for you.
However, now I really don’t dare to say such words as whether I have the seed or not.
"How can one cup be enough if only one jar is enough?" His Majesty the Emperor raised a jar with pride and said, "If I can't drink you to death, I will have to spit you out."
"Wait a minute, wait a minute... Your Majesty." Bald Meng came over and said, "For safety's sake, I have to check first. Maybe it's actually water in here. Who doesn't know who it is? You're drinking.
You old scoundrels, we are rough, but we are not fools. There are one and two ways of being deceived, but we have to remember..."
Everyone burst out laughing when they heard this, and they all cheered and shouted: "Well said, it makes so much sense. Hurry up, check, check."
Meng Laowu checked and found that it was actually water. He was shocked: "Sir, your Majesty, your habit has not changed after so many years. I am really convinced by you...",
His Majesty the Emperor rubbed his nose and was speechless: "You bastard, you dare to embarrass me in public, please remember this..."
"The penalty of drinking and drinking is really too much, hahaha..." The generals finally began to boo together without any scruples.
Behind His Majesty the Emperor, followed an old eunuch with a white face and a beardless face. At this moment, he was holding his stomach and laughing so hard that he couldn't breathe. He said intermittently and tremblingly: "Hey, Your Majesty, it's really fun here. Listen to what you say,
I laughed so hard that the slave couldn’t stand it anymore and climaxed immediately…”
The emperor and the generals who were gathering in a lively crowd suddenly heard such a shocking sentence, and they all turned around silently and stared at the old eunuch with strange eyes. After a long time, His Majesty the Emperor said in shock: "You
……Orgasm?"
The eunuch was still wiping the tears from laughter, and was overjoyed: "Yes, yes... this slave will have an orgasm..."
"puff"
His Majesty the Emperor spurted out the sip of wine he just took into his mouth, laughing loudly. The generals were stunned, rubbing their bellies, slapping their thighs, and laughing so loudly that the whole world was shaken.
A eunuch... actually talked about orgasm...
So talented
Do you have any more?
However, just because of this little episode, the awkward and awkward atmosphere before finally completely disappeared. His Majesty the Emperor truly integrated himself into the group of generals, shouting and shouting, and even began to gear up, roll up his sleeves, and interact with each of them.
An old acquaintance was drinking and teasing me.
Only Ye Xiao keenly observed one thing. Just when His Majesty the Emperor rolled up his sleeves, he gently patted the old eunuch on the shoulder, seemingly intentionally or unintentionally.
It seems like an apology? It seems like...what?
Ye Xiao had appreciation in his eyes.
This Emperor, His Majesty, really exceeded my expectations.
But no matter what the reason, His Majesty the Emperor patted the eunuch on the shoulder, which made Ye Xiao look at him with admiration. In short, after seeing him today, Ye Xiao still had a lot of favorable impressions of His Majesty the Emperor's actions.
Originally, His Majesty, the Emperor, had trapped his cheap father for twenty years with a promise he made back then, and had such a prince son, which had almost established a difficult-to-harmonize relationship between the two parties, but after today...
As an emperor who dominates the world, he can still remember the glory of the past, and he can also put down his posture, laugh and curse with his former generals. Although this is at the farewell banquet of the expedition, it is not without suspicion of trying to win people's hearts, but it has already been done.
It is quite difficult and extremely valuable
In addition, Ye Xiao could also feel that when His Majesty the Emperor spoke like that, he was quite sincere. At least for the moment, he did not put himself in the position of an emperor.
Also, the unexpected "joke" the eunuch said was clearly just to open up the atmosphere for the last step - among the eunuchs who can accompany the emperor, which one is a real fool?
Judging from the age of the old eunuch, he was regarded as someone close to the emperor, and he had great power. Even though he regarded himself as a slave, other than the emperor himself, not even the queen, not even the prince would really dare to treat him as a slave.
minion
But such a person would rather sacrifice his own dignity to open this situation for the emperor.
And the last pat on his shoulder by His Majesty the Emperor also made Ye Xiao feel that this emperor was quite a good person.
That pat was, at the very least, a comfort, and at the same time it was also meant to be a compliment.
Seeing how the emperor was like a fish in water among the generals and instantly became a commotion, Ye Xiao finally understood why a generation of war gods like King Huayang would willingly serve him.
Why is my cheap father Ye Nantian so amazing and powerful that he is willing to make a twenty-year commitment to him?
An emperor can do what he is now.
Even if it's just affectation and acting, it's enough
His Majesty the Emperor's personal charm is enough to conquer everything.
There is definitely merit
Thinking of the prince and several princes fighting each other like dogs and dogs, I couldn't help but have a feeling in my heart: a tiger father and a dog son are nothing more than that.
"Ye Xiao Ye Xiao" His Majesty the Emperor was shouting: "Little bastard, come here. Your father is not here. Now you have to dry up the jar of wine for him. I want to enjoy the fermented rice balls today..."
Meng Laowu on the side stroked his bald head and asked in surprise: "Your Majesty, Ye Xiaozi drinks as much as he drinks. At most, he is so drunk that he vomits. Does it have anything to do with that wine-filled meatballs?"
His Majesty the Emperor laughed loudly: "Don't you know that Ye Xiao has a nickname called 'Late Night Snack'? It's a late night snack soaked in wine. What is that if it's not rice dumplings with rice wine...
Meng Laowu seemed to think about it for a moment, "Even this is not right, the midnight snack is not Yuanxiao, and it is not the rice dumplings made with fermented glutinous rice."
When His Majesty the Emperor heard this, he was also stunned, and then he said: "I said that the supper that night was Yuanxiao. Why, if it's okay, it's not meatballs, and it has to be meatballs."
Meng Laowu nodded like a chicken pecking at rice, with a look of artificial flattery on his face: "You are the emperor, and you speak your language with a golden tongue. Naturally, you will do whatever you say..."
There were boos and boos all around, and they suddenly became loud and came one after another in an endless stream.
The faces of the five generals of the Zhenbei Army all have a kind of "honorable" brilliance.
Even though our general is not here at this moment, Your Majesty has not forgotten him. He will never be forgotten at any time.
Ye Xiao agreed with a wry smile on his face, what the heck, not only is my nickname for late night snacks famous, but today I also have another term for "meat dumplings". It's so damn unlucky, but it seems like I can't get over it at the moment, so I have to hold on.
He passed his nose and drank the jar of wine that represented dad's favor.
Many civil and military officials in the side halls on both sides looked at His Majesty the Emperor messing around here, and everyone had a complicated look in their eyes.
When the emperor was still a prince, he hid his identity and secretly entered the army. Everyone knew this.
But I would never have imagined that His Majesty the Emperor would value these generals so much...