The table was full of food, wine, delicacies, and all kinds of delicacies. With the power of the general's palace, such a banquet was of course as effortless as running water. Ye Xiao talked loudly and was in high spirits. As for the blood ginseng, it had actually turned into a shriveled body when it was in the box.
dried radish; the most essential medicinal power has entered the mysterious bead space and is being digested.
The housekeeper walked in quietly and stopped.
"What's the matter?" Ye Xiao asked calmly.
"It's like this, Young Master... Wang Danian left the home immediately after you left the Wang family." The housekeeper said carefully, "He went to the Prince's East Palace."
"Well?" Ye Xiao frowned slightly, raised his head, and looked at the housekeeper.
Wang Danian's subsequent whereabouts were already expected by him; this was actually his plan to lure the snake out of the cave, so he was not surprised; what really surprised him was the housekeeper.
I actually thought of all these things and prepared them in advance...
This is not something that ordinary people can think of and do.
This housekeeper...is no ordinary person!
Ye Xiao thought in his heart.
When the butler faced Ye Xiao's gaze, his expression remained unchanged, and he said calmly: "I'll take my leave, little man." He turned around and walked out, as humble as ever, as honest as ever.
But at this moment, Ye Xiao no longer had his original understanding.
Ye Nantian has been fighting in the field all year round. How can the person who allows him to stay at home and take care of the family business and take charge of things be an ordinary person?
After three rounds of wine and five flavors of food, Ye Xiao took advantage of the wine and asked: "By the way, you said that the three of us are just eating together and waiting to die every day... I don't know if you two have any plans for the future.
What’s the plan?”
"Future? Plans?" Zuo Wuji chuckled, a little miserably, and said: "What future do I have in my life? What other plans do I have? I've been castrated since I was a child. It's difficult to have such a disability.
People looked down upon him for revealing his privacy, but it was exposed by someone with ulterior motives, making it known to everyone in the entire capital. The second son of Zuo Xiang’s family is an inhumane person! How can I support him?
Start? What else can we plan for? Is there any future for a guy like me? Just muddle along!"
I drank while talking, and in the blink of an eye I had three drinks.
Zuo Wuji drank quickly, and there was an indescribable misery on his handsome face: "You know, in brothels now, those who claim to be artists but not prostitutes are the most welcoming to me, because even they know that even if they are
They stripped naked and stood in front of me, and I couldn't do anything... Ye Xiao, for a person like me, what else do you think I can plan?"
Ye Xiao sighed softly. To be honest, he really felt a little pity for the second young master from the left. He was also a man, but he didn't understand the pain of being incompetent.
In a flash of thought, I instantly remembered that there is a kind of elixir circulating in the Heaven Realm, called Cynomorium Rejuvenation Pill. The reason why I use the word "spread" is because this elixir itself is not of high level and is only rated at the fifth level.
, Moreover, the effect of this elixir is relatively simple, it does not help to improve one's cultivation, revive one's soul, and extend one's life. It only has the effect of increasing Yuan Yang and replenishing Essence. To put it more bluntly, it is a high-level nourishing holy medicine.
Although this kind of elixir is not in the eyes of Lord Xiao, it is an excellent medicine for ordinary cultivators, especially those who like beauty.
Especially for Zuo Wuji's condition of heavenly castration, it is easy to catch, and the cure only requires one pill at most.
It’s not even just a cure. Based on Master Zuo’s own qualities, if he could really take a Cynomorium Rejuvenation Pill, not only would his stubborn illness be cured instantly, but it would also be of great help to the body and wash away the decadence!
After all, the fifth-grade elixir in Tianyu, to this secular world, is directly the legendary, top-grade miraculous elixir that exists in heaven and earth!
After pondering for a moment, Ye Xiao's eyes flashed: "There is no need to be so desperate. Mr. Zuo, your symptoms may not be impossible... If it can really be cured, what do you want to do?"
Zuo Wuji took a deep breath and said lonelyly: "I know you are trying to comfort me. This kind of celestial castration symptom is absolutely incurable and has no cure. However, you might as well regard it as a luxury wish... If it were me
If my disease can be cured, then I hope..."
His eyes suddenly flashed with light, and he said: "I hope that I can become a famous minister; assist the king, bring peace to the world, be inferior to one person, be superior to ten thousand people, leave a name in history, and be famous for generations! Moreover, I also want to
The government of the world will be thoroughly reorganized."
"I study hard day and night on how to govern a country and bring peace to the world, and I work hard to absorb every bit of experience I can see and absorb; then I think about how to change, how to unify, how to govern, how to
Make it your best..."
He smiled miserably: "Maybe it's ironic. Every day, I am fooling around with you and it seems heartless, but when you are sleeping with your arms around the beauty, I am helpless and choose to sneak back... and do it myself.
These things allow me to calm down my heart, because once I have nothing to do, I worry that I will commit suicide at any time and seek closure..."
Ye Xiao and Lan Langlang were silent for a while.
Neither of them expected that Zuo Wuji, the most prodigal son in the capital, would have such ambitions and courage!
"It's just that I myself know that no matter how much I study, it's all in vain... because my reputation as a Heavenly Eunuch has long been spread... Regardless of whether my talent is outstanding or my ability is extraordinary, in the eyes of the king, I am nothing more than a trap.
I am a candidate to be a eunuch in the harem; I am determined not to embarrass myself in the court and make others laugh!"
Zuo Wuji drank three glasses of wine in a row and laughed at himself: "Look, apart from being able to pee, this thing can't do anything..."
Regarding this joke, Ye Xiao and Lan Langlang only felt heavy in their hearts.
"Qiniang, I was wrong." Lan Langlang said guiltily: "I will never call you Qiniang again..."
"You!" Zuo Wuji glared, obviously intending to get angry; but then he sighed dejectedly and said: "I often imagine that if I get better one day, I must have three wives and four concubines, and I must have three wives and four concubines by my side.
Be as beautiful as a cloud, be the most romantic and famous minister, and then be a loyal minister and good prime minister! Haha, how about it, isn’t my ideal very funny? It’s too daring to think, but also too extravagant to hope for!”
Ye Xiao sighed and patted his shoulder: "Have you never thought about practicing Xuan Gong and becoming immortal? You can dominate the world and be invincible?"
Shaking his head, Zuo Wuji said listlessly: "I really have no interest in those things! No matter how strong a warrior is, they can only fight to the death for the benefit of a moment and a place; while a scholar can strategize and win decisively.
Thousands of miles away, countless people all over the world will benefit at the same time because of his words or decisions!"
"One hundred years of life is enough." Zuo Wuji said.
Ye Xiao couldn't help being stunned. In the exchange just now, he suddenly discovered another advantage of Zuo Wuji, which is resilience. In fact, this advantage of Zuo Wuji has been revealed for a long time, but no one has ever taken it seriously.
That’s all.
A heavenly eunuch can actually face up to his own shortcomings. He endures countless mocking looks and sarcastic words every day, but he can still stand firm and maintain his will. Ye Xiao asked himself, if he were in someone else's shoes, he might not be able to take it seriously.
He could do better than Zuo Wuji. As Zuo Wuji said, he might have committed suicide long ago to get closure!
"Everything in this world can only be imagined, and no determination can be impossible. As long as you dare to think, there is no possibility of success." Ye Xiao nodded, his voice solemn: "The first and only most romantic person in history.
The person who is inferior to one person and superior to ten thousand people... is elegant, unrestrained and can never be defeated by a golden gun. He is honest, honest and upright, Mr. Zuo!"
Zuo Wuji subconsciously wanted to get angry, but when he looked up and saw the solemn look on Ye Xiao's face, he couldn't help but be shocked: "Are you serious?"
"I do have a way to cure your serious illness." Ye Xiao said every word.
Even if a person's resilience is strong, there is always a limit. He has to give Zuo Wuji a reassurance right now, because, according to Zuo Wuji's current mental state, I am afraid that he will not be able to survive the day when the pill is completed.
It collapsed first.
"You?" Zuo Wuji's eyes suddenly burst into dazzling light, and his breathing suddenly became heavy, like a bellows.
"I can cure your disease, really." Ye Xiao said seriously: "But... I can't do it now. Your serious disease cannot be cured by simple medicine. It takes time to refine this medicine. Zuo Wu
Ji, if you believe me, just wait for me for one year! One year at the latest, I can guarantee that you will regain your virility as a man!"
Zuo Wuji looked at him seriously and laughed softly: "Okay! It's a deal, I'll wait for you for one year. I've been waiting for you for eighteen years, why do you care about one more year?"
Lan Langlang smiled strangely: "Eighteen years...you have been so good, how could you have been thinking about that since you were born? It's incredible."
The three of them laughed together.
"Where are you, Erlang?" Zuo Wuji, perhaps because he let out the pain that had been stored in his heart for a long time, felt much more relaxed. I even called out Lan Langlang's most disgusting nickname to make fun of him.
"Zuo Wuji!" Lan Langlang exploded as expected: "I solemnly warn you again today, don't call me Erlang again! Otherwise you call me Brother Lan; otherwise you call me Lang! In my life,
Although it’s all a waste, there’s no second! I hate this second!”
"Walk!" Ye Xiao and Zuo Wuji suddenly staggered around.
"Hurry up, Lang! Tell me, what do you want to do?" Zuo Wuji followed his good deeds, and as expected, he was called "Lang" from then on.
Lan Langlang scratched his head, feeling that just this one word was said with an emphasis, which made it even more unpleasant. However, it was brought up by himself, so he had to hold his nose and admit it.
"I have ten wishes."
The moment Lan Langlang opened his mouth, Ye Xiao and Zuo Wuji were frightened.
"The first wish is to cure my dysentery." Lan Langlang scratched his head.
"Pfft!" Ye Xiao spat out a mouthful of wine first. Zuo Wuji also laughed widely.
"The second wish is that no one cares about me and I can be free." Lan Langlang didn't care about the feelings of the two of them and kept talking: "The third wish is that I want to make a lot of money, lots and lots of money.
Money! The fourth wish is to not be an official, and I don’t want to study literature or martial arts, but I hope that no matter whether I am civil or military, I can’t control me! The fifth wish is to find a beautiful wife, and I don’t need three wives and four concubines.
More, just be considerate; the sixth wish is that your family is safe and live a long life; the seventh wish is that...'
Lan Langlang kept talking about his wishes, and actually managed to get ten. But the last wish was: "...The tenth wish is that we brothers will do well, it is best...etc."
We are seventy and eighty years old, but we can still play together. For the last meal, we have our best friends to eat together. After eating, we kick our legs together and die together..."
After saying that, Lan Langlang smacked his lips and said with some fascination: "It feels so good to think about such a wonderful future..."
Ye Xiao and Zuo Wuji were speechless.
Although I knew that this guy valued brotherhood, why did the words he said immediately change the taste? What does it mean to "kick your legs together and die together after eating"?