Chapter four hundred and eighty second such father and son
Bai Yutian was like a huge bear king at this moment, sitting on the throne, looking down from a high position, looking at his son below, originally full of admiration, but after such a glance, he was not angry at all!
His son Bai Chen did not come to the audience alone. Surprisingly, there were two women by his side!
"Bastard!" The Emperor slapped the table: "Bai Chen! You little bastard! What the hell are you going to do? What the hell do you want to do! Don't I really want to piss you off to death?
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"Cough cough cough..." Dongtian Prime Minister Dongfang Youmeng and General Ximen Wusheng on the other side coughed repeatedly: "Your Majesty, please leave."
I have to retreat.
He calls his son a little bastard, but he calls himself Lao Tzu.
Does that mean you are a bastard or a bastard!?
Even old foxes like Dongfang Youmeng and Ximen Wusheng, who have survived for hundreds of thousands of years, feel that their hearts can't bear it anymore.
His Majesty is not so irritable on weekdays. What is going on?
Forget it, this is always His Majesty's housework, let's not get involved. At this juncture, if you do more, you will make more mistakes, if you do less, you will make fewer mistakes. If you don't do it, it's good. If you leave quickly, it's serious!
"Why retreat? Where do you two old guys want to go? Don't you two know what those damn guys have pushed this emperor to?" Emperor Dongtian glared: "Why don't you hurry up and help me?
Teach this traitor a lesson!"
"Ahem..." The Prime Minister and the General rolled their eyes hard: "It is really inconvenient for us and the subordinates to participate in His Majesty's family affairs!"
"You all stand there for me and are not allowed to leave!" Emperor Dongtian was furious: "My son is disobedient, my wife is disobedient, why, now you don't even listen to me!? This is to collectively create this emperor.
What the hell!"
"Ahem, cough, cough... I obey your orders..." The prime minister and the general lowered their heads. Emperor Dongtian had already said so. To say that he was resigning was to make it clear that he would not give the emperor face, which was not a good idea.
"Tell me, why are you here?" Emperor Dongtian calmed down and asked with a stern face.
There is nothing better than a father who knows his son. Emperor Dongtian is still very familiar with his son’s urinary properties. He is a typical example of not going to the Three Treasures Hall for anything! Lord!
"My son has not seen his father for a long time, but he misses him so much. He came here specifically to see him today," Bai Chen said.
"Fuck your mother!" Emperor Dongtian puffed his beard and glared in anger, and slapped the table, causing the Prime Minister and the General to tremble.
Is this a conversation between father and son? And is it a conversation between a great emperor and his son?
Isn’t this a bit too low-priced?!
Your Majesty is usually well behaved, but why is it that every time he sees the fourth prince, he is so easily aroused that he becomes so angry that he becomes very angry?
"You little bastard, little bastard!" Emperor Dongtian gasped, his eyes as wide as a bell: "You actually dare to say with red lips and white teeth that you missed me? You really farted seventeen or eight times in a row! It's been a long time.
See you? It’s really been a long time since I last saw you. You little bastard has been there for 13,000 years since you left home. It really has been a long time? You said you missed me? Why did you miss me? "
He slapped the table, and his anger surged like a mountain: "Tell me, tell me, do you still have your father in your eyes! Do you still have your mother?"
"My child is really thinking about it all the time. Every day I burn three sticks of incense in the morning and evening, kowtow three times in the morning and evening, and wish my father, queen and mother eternal life and longevity as long as the sky." Bai Shen said quietly.
"Wow..." Emperor Dongtian almost fainted with anger: "You rebellious and unfilial son! You still burn incense three times in the morning and evening, and kowtow three times in the morning and evening... You, you, you... you are treating me as a spiritual throne.
Have you paid tribute? You bastard! Are you trying to piss me off to death?!"
"Father really thinks too much, how dare a child have such thoughts." Bai Chen lowered his head and said: "Also, father is also extremely angry..."
"boom!"
Finally, he couldn't hold it back anymore. The angry Emperor Dongtian slapped him again. This time, the white jade table case in front of him was not as lucky as the previous two times.
I've been mad at you for a long time, right?"
"How dare a child have such rebellious thoughts."
"Where do you dare? I think you dare to go anywhere! Very dare! How dare you!"
Emperor Dongtian was like an enraged lion, striding up and down the ground. His manic aura made the prime minister and general standing aside feel chills in their hearts, and they shrank back desperately.
Try to eliminate your own sense of existence.
"Hurry up and get serious, why are you here today?" Emperor Dongtian rolled his eyes and tried hard to calm down the anger surging in his heart: "Don't say any more words about missing me, I feel like vomiting after hearing this!"
"This..." Bai Chen stopped talking.
"What are you doing?!" His Majesty the Emperor of Dongtian couldn't help but get angry and wanted to rush forward again: "If you have something to say, just say it! If you have a fart, just let it go! Can you please be more relaxed?!"
"In front of the father, the child only dares to talk and dare not fart." Bai Chen lowered his head.
"Let your mother go..." Emperor Dongtian held his breath in his throat and almost couldn't come up. His eyes almost protruded from his sockets, staring at Bai Chen as if he wanted to eat someone. After a long while, he exhaled fiercely, and then he became extremely angry and revolted.
Laughing: "Okay, okay...Bai Chen, Lord Bai, you are so promising and awesome now...You don't take me seriously now, right?"
"Father, I praise you so much, how dare you, my child!"
"I..." Emperor Dongtian finally couldn't help but rushed down, shook his hand and slapped Bai Chen, and with a "pop", Bai Chen was thrown dozens of feet away, and hit the pillar with a "bang".
The emperor rushed forward again, and greeted me with his hands and faces: "You, you, keep using such and such harsh words on me! If you, keep giving me this bastard's attitude of not wanting to live or die, and you, keep giving me..."
Pah, pah, pah, the sound of the physical collision between the two...
"I'll beat you to death today! Just pretend I never gave birth to you, little bastard! You, you, you..."
Emperor Dongtian is really going to be mad at this son...
For a long time, Mr. Bai Shenbai was ravaged miserably. His clothes were torn and his body was covered in bruises. His handsome face had already turned into a pig's head, and the corners of his mouth were bleeding. His appearance was extremely bleak.
After the Emperor Dongtian vented his anger, he came back angrily with his hands behind his back and said coldly: "If you don't say anything, get out!"
When he turned his head, he saw Wan'er and Xiu'er staring at Baichen with eyes full of concern and heartache, but he couldn't help but feel a wave of evil anger rising up, wishing he could have sex with his son again.
"I heard that you two girls..." Emperor Dongtian looked at Wan'er and Xiu'er with sharp eyes like corpse-eating vultures in the desert: "What is called the Wan of the Clouds, what is the Heaven?"
The show?"
Bai Chen wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth quietly and responded unhurriedly: "Yes, these are the two names. It's not bad for my son to get a name, right?!"