If it is a super sect, the rules at the mountain gate are strict, so there will naturally be no such slack. However, in a place like Tianya Ice Palace that is almost isolated from the world, only the disciples of the sect can enter and exit on their own, or the sect
The middle and high-level people have returned from recruiting apprentices for training; no outsiders have come for many years; therefore, the task of "guarding the mountain gate" is actually the most boring and easiest task in the sect. Even if you are so lazy, you can pass the time by fighting and exchanging ideas.
No one will comment.
The two little girls were fighting with each other in a lively and joyful manner; it is difficult to say that they were fighting each other, because the two of them used their swords in all kinds of strange ways, and they still laughed out loud from time to time.
Rather than saying it is sword practice, it is better to say it is playing with treasures, which is more in line with the current situation.
Suddenly, a very gentle and clear voice came: "Excuse me, is this the Tianya Ice Palace?"
It turned out to be a man’s voice!
The two girls screamed when they heard the sound, and jumped back into the gate like frightened quails. After a while, they stretched their heads furtively and looked out, their dark eyes moving smoothly.
When Ye Xiao saw this, he couldn't even laugh or cry.
This...is this the gatekeeper?
Are you really not here to show off your cuteness?!
Fortunately, it was me who came. If a ferocious beast or something really came...the two little girls would probably be frightened and fainted on the spot. Unknowingly, it turned into a meal, and they died inexplicably.
"You, you, you...are you a man?" The two little girls stared at Ye Xiao with extremely pure eyes, looking at Ye Xiao with some anxiety and curiosity, and asked a shocking question that even Ye Xiao could not imagine to death.
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"..." Ye Xiao had a black line on his head.
Do I look like a woman?
However, Ye Xiao really didn't know how to answer this straightforward question, so he could only nod.
"Wow, it's a man!" The two little girls actually jumped up, high-fived each other, and jumped for joy: "So this is the legendary man..."
Immediately, he rushed out and looked around Ye Xiao, exclaiming: "So this is the so-called man... Let's take a look, let's take a look, how is it different from us?"
The two little girls looked at Ye Xiao longingly for a while, then asked weakly, "Man? Can we... touch you?"
Touch me?
Ye Xiao collapsed on the spot.
Touch? Can I touch it casually?
Where do you want to touch? What do you want to touch? Don’t you know whether men and women can have sex or not?
Seeing the two little girls opening their hands eagerly, obviously about to try Tantan's upper hand, Ye Xiao almost wanted to shout for help.
Heaven and earth, never would I have thought that I, the King who laughs at me, and all the heroes in the world, would be forced to do this by two little girls today. God's will is unpredictable, and fate plays tricks on people!
With all kinds of emotions and desperation, he simply shouted: "Jun Yinglian! Come out quickly!"
This shout was not only extremely sudden, but also as loud as thunder. The roaring sound only caused the snow from the surrounding mountains hundreds of miles away to crash down, like an avalanche.
The two little girls were startled when they saw such power. They jumped back a few steps with the word "hu", biting their ears and whispered: "The man's voice is really loud. I have heard that men are naturally stronger than women.
It turns out that not only is he strong, he also has a loud voice..."
"No, look, when he raised his head and shouted, there was a lump popping up under his neck. We didn't have any. It's really ugly." Another little girl raised her head and touched her throat with her hands.
"Really... we really don't have one, luckily we don't!" Another one shouted as if he had discovered a new world.
"That's not all, his **** is so flat, it looks so awkward..." The little girl from before looked proudly at her pretty ****.
"That's right, how can I be so flat? Even the weakest among our sisters is taller than him. How can I outline my body curves when I'm so flat? Fortunately, I'm not a man. Otherwise, I would have hanged myself long ago and wouldn't be able to live anymore!"
"The other little girl curled her lips in disdain.
"But his skin is still good, smooth and delicate, and quite white..." One of the little girls quietly opened his clothes and looked at it, and breathed a sigh of relief: "But it's still not as white as me."
These words are really domineering. I wonder if Fan is really praising Ye Xiao or praising herself!
"Even you are whiter than him, so naturally you are not fairer than me." The other one also looked at her quietly.
Obviously, there is a mountain higher than the mountain, and they boast that they are more powerful. They are worthy of guarding the door together, and they have the same mentality.
"Hey, his waist is so thick, how can it be as slender and fit as ours?" one comment.
"No, why does it have to be so rough? What can it be used for?" Another said with disdain.
"Hey, his butt is quite straight and upturned. I don't know how it feels to the touch. Does it feel good..."
"Really, it's really good. I really want to touch it..."
…
Ye Xiao couldn't listen anymore.
Is there any point in all this criticism? It seems that I didn’t have much interest in it, and the discussion has already reached my butt...
I still want to touch it and see how it feels?!
If...if we really get to know each other, then it's time to discuss that part of me?
What's wrong with my thick waist? Aren't men supposed to be strong and strong? If the waist is not strong enough, then what can I do...what can I do?
Help!
Fortunately, a moment later, countless figures flew over among the continuous pavilions and palaces in the palace.
I don’t know how many years it’s been since anyone dared to yell like this in the Tianya Ice Palace?
Let’s see who is so bold!
There was only one figure in the lead, whose face was full of excitement of power, like a shooting star chasing the moon or a flying fairy from the sky, crossing a distance of hundreds of feet, and landed in front of the ice palace gate with a roar.
It was also in front of Ye Xiao.
For a moment, Ye Xiao's eyes showed confusion and trance.
It seems that at this moment, I have returned to the scene in my memory...
Thousands of miles of ice and snow, thousands of miles of frost; a beautiful woman of a generation, dressed in white as snow, with hair like a waterfall, flew from afar, stood in front of me, and looked at me dreamingly.
Ye Xiao's mind was in an inexplicable trance, and he couldn't distinguish between the past and the present.
Jun Yinglian was standing quietly in front of him at this moment, looking at his current appearance, his eyes full of affection; there were also a few surprises and surprises.
Suddenly, seventeen or eight more figures appeared on the scene, and everyone's eyes were fixed on Ye Xiao's face.
Suddenly there were exclamations one after another.
"The Laughing Lord?!"
"Ye Xiao?!"
"Oh my god..."
"Isn't he dead?"
"What's going on? Is the dead really resurrected?"
"I fainted...am I dreaming..."
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