Chapter 2 Wonderful people must have wonderful friends
Ye Xiao, who had always been calm, was so shocked that he opened his mouth this time. He really didn't expect that such a weird and unbelievable thing would happen to him!
This body...is actually someone else's body.
The place where I am now is Hanyang Continent...well, that is what I often call the Qingyun Tianyu where I was in my previous life...the secular world?
Fortunately, although the body is someone else's, it is still "Ye Xiao's" body.
Because the original owner of this body, coincidentally also named Ye Xiao, was the son of Ye Nantian, the general in the north of the Hanyang Continent’s Chen Emperor.
At this moment, it was in the general's mansion in Chenxing City, the capital of Emperor Chen's kingdom.
And this miserable Mr. Ye drank with some dandies in a brothel last night and had a night of mischief. When he got home, he suddenly suffered from abdominal cramps and died.
As for the Laughing Lord Ye Xiao, just at this moment, a little bit of his true spirit entered his body by accident.
"I roughly understand the situation in front of me... No, I still don't understand..." Ye Xiao frowned and rubbed his temples: "I have obviously lost my soul and there is absolutely no possibility of survival. How could I still come here without dying?
In this body? It’s unimaginable..."
With his vast knowledge, Wu Zi didn't understand what was going on.
Because this kind of thing is absolutely impossible to happen...but now it has actually happened to me.
"However, as long as you are alive, there is hope... As long as you practice well, with my hard-earned experience, I believe that it won't be long before I, Ye Xiao, am still the peak Laughing Lord in my previous life! The three major sects, you guys are waiting for me
, I will definitely go back!"
Ye Xiao gritted his teeth, his eyes shining with sharp light.
Those guys used all their strength to deal with themselves, and finally caused themselves to be wiped out, but they never imagined that the Laughing Lord, who they thought had been shattered to pieces, was actually not dead at this moment, right?
One day, I will definitely give you a surprise!
Ye Xiao was thinking about it when he suddenly felt bursts of severe pain in his abdomen, a kind of pain that caused his liver to burst.
"I asked how could this bastard die suddenly...it turned out that he was poisoned..." The Laughing Lord is so experienced and experienced. He instantly understood what happened to his body, but understanding is one thing.
The impact on the body was another matter. The severe pain caused cold sweat to break out on his forehead.
This young general was actually poisoned to death.
At this moment, although he has taken over this body, the poison in the body still exists, and it still has the ability to poison people.
However, although this poison can poison Ye Xiao, the general's son, it is another matter for Ye Xiao, the laughing monarch!
"It's just the poison of the Qingming Fruit... huh."
He immediately identified what kind of poison it was. Ye Xiao was dismissive of it when suddenly his vision went dark. He realized that the poison had erupted again. He hurriedly mobilized his spiritual power to drive away the poison, but was shocked to find that his body was empty. Then he remembered,
At this moment, "Ye Xiao" is no longer the Laughing Lord in his previous life. Now he is just a dandy from a general's family. Although he seems to have practiced Xuan Gong, he has no spiritual power to use.
Thinking of this, Ye Xiao almost cried with pain.
It would be a big joke if the Laughing Monarch survives a catastrophe but is eventually killed by a small Green Ming Fruit!
The pain in his internal organs became more and more severe, and Ye Xiao gritted his teeth: Now he can only talk about other things if he can save his life first. As of now, he can only use his remaining soul power to...
Suppress the poison first and then talk!
Ye Xiao sat cross-legged, gritted his teeth, and output the power of his soul. He instantly found the location of the poison and pressed it down with all his strength...
"puff!"
Ye Xiao spat out a mouthful of blood, and his face was as pale as death.
"Damn! The last bit of soul power... was actually used to suppress the poison. Now I'm really powerless. I didn't expect that I, Ye Xiao, would have such an embarrassing day..." Ye Xiao wiped the corners of his mouth.
There were bloodstains on the body, and he thought to himself: "The most urgent task now is to remove the poison from the body! Otherwise, I'm afraid even the corpse will stink in a few days... There is no need to talk about revenge..."
"I am really helpless when I encounter this situation. I have no training experience and a head full of top-notch skills... but at this moment I can't use them at all, and I can't practice at all."
Ye Xiao was full of resentment, and murmured with a crooked mouth: "I am now equivalent to carrying gold and silver into a brothel. I have money and girls, but unfortunately I am a eunuch serving the emperor... Such extremely depressing things happened when
Why should I be called the Laughing Monarch? I might as well change my name to the Unlucky Man..."
Complaints are complaints, but we still need to think of a solution.
…
"Butler, go and get these medicines for me." Ye Xiao held a prescription in his hand, which of course he had just written. For the learned and talented Lord Xiao, he wanted to cure the poison of 'merely Green Ming Fruit'
, even if you don’t use spiritual power to expel poison, there is still a way.
"But it feels quite good to be a rich second generation. Not only do you have endless money to spend, but you also have people who run errands..." Seeing the housekeeper come as ordered, Ye Xiao felt a little comfortable for a moment.
"This... Young Master... these medicines..." The housekeeper took the prescription, glanced at it, twitched the corner of his mouth, scratched his head, and looked confused.
"Huh? What?"
"These medicines...I have never heard of them..." the housekeeper said humbly: "Sir, I know a lot about the medicinal herbs on our continent. I have also read this atlas.
But these medicines... Ice Mystic Fruit, Fire Spirit Grass, Phoenix Feather Flower... have never been heard of before. Where did you get the formula..."
"Uh..." Ye Xiao patted his head.
Then I remembered that these medicines are all medicinal materials from Qingyun Tianyu; they should not be available in this secular world.
"Okay, okay, I was just joking..." Ye Xiao sighed: "Go down and do your work."
The housekeeper scratched his head and resigned in confusion. I wonder what made his young master so crazy today? He actually asked himself to get medicine? Do you think that just writing a few weird names will show that he is knowledgeable? Really...
...utterly speechless.
Ye Xiao quickly walked to General Ye's study.
I was flipping through several sketchbooks, wondering about strange things and foreign objects, pharmacology and toxicology...
"As expected." Ye Xiao sighed.
The poison of the Green Nether Fruit is certainly not a very clever poison in Ye Xiao's eyes; however, it is a poison that belongs to the heavenly realm. In this secular world, there is no medicine that can cure the poison of the Green Nether Fruit!
It seems that the person who poisoned me deliberately wanted to kill me. However, in this case, this matter will be really troublesome... If there is no antidote and I can't get up now, wouldn't I just have to
Are you waiting to die?
"Also, this is obviously something that is only circulated in the heaven realm...how did it spread to this world? It seems that the person who poisoned me should have some... connections from above?" Ye Xiao had something in his eyes.
A sharp cold light flashed.
"Master, Master Lan is here to visit." The guard came in to report.
In the past half day, Ye Xiao had finally discovered that his general's mansion was really weird.
In the entire large courtyard, there was not a single female family member, not even maids, maids, or old ladies. All the people coming and going were big men.
Moreover, although many people look tough, they also have disabilities.
It seems that General Ye has arranged many disabled sergeants in his mansion.
He is a great general who loves his soldiers as much as his sons!
This is Ye Xiao’s first understanding of his cheap dad!
"Master Lan?" Ye Xiao was startled for a moment before he remembered. This Master Lan, Lan Langlang, is the son of another great general of this dynasty - General Lan; General Lan and his father, General Ye
They are both generals in command, but he is Zhennan, which is completely opposite to his father's general Zhenbei, and they stand side by side.
These two guys are both children of generals, and their fathers are not at home all year round. They naturally hang out together because of the "sympathy", and they can be said to be standard "best friends". However, Lan Langlang also has my mother and a few at home.
There is an aunt in charge, and although she is also a dandy who is just waiting to die, her behavior is not too outrageous. Generally speaking, she is better than the former "Ye Xiao", but she is still limited.
There is also the name of Lan Langlang, which has quite an allusion.
It is said that General Lan had a stuttering problem since he was a child. On the day Lan Langlang was born, General Lan went home and fell asleep all the way because of fatigue.
But I dreamed that the boat was sailing on the sea, and the waves were raging. The family said: "He is a young master, please give me a name from the general."
At this time, General Lan was telling people about his memories of the dream he had the night before. Suddenly he heard that he was pregnant. In a moment of excitement, his stuttering problem broke out, and he opened his mouth and said: "... then, wave... wave...
...Langlang..."
So the steward turned around and reported: "The general said... the young master's name is Langlang..."
So Lanlanglang got its name and became famous.
After all, the difference between "lang" and "langlang" is completely different!
"Xiaoxiao, I heard that your kid was let go last night?" Before Lan Langlang entered the door, the strange male duck's voice came from far away: "Hahaha... Fortunately, brother and I left early last night.
...Otherwise, I will be led astray by you guys..."
Ye Xiao's face instantly darkened and he cursed: "Hundan, Lan Langlang, if you call me Xiaoxiao again, I will beat you to death!"
Lan Langlang shrank his neck when he heard this, stepped through the door, and said with a playful smile: "I heard that you were very brave last night? You were drinking in a brothel, and you didn't know who you were drinking... I admire you!"
Ye Xiao snorted and rolled his eyes: "Why are you so well-informed that you planted a spy in my house?"
Lan Langlang laughed loudly: "You still need spies in such a wretched place as yours..."
After exchanging a few words, Ye Xiao didn't officially take a look at the best friend in front of him until now. He saw that although Lan Langlang was born in a wealthy family, he was very skinny. The robe that was already very tight was worn on him, and he walked.
There was a clattering sound on the way; I was afraid that I couldn't cut any flesh from all over my body; my eyebrows were hanging upside down, my nose was a little flat, my lips were a little turned up, and my two black eyes were squeezed together desperately.
, but he is born with cross-eyes.
On a hot day, I actually wore a big hat.
Ye Xiao learned from his memory that there was a reason for this guy's virtue. He got dysentery at the beginning of the year and lost most of his yellow and sparse hair, turning into an infinitely eye-catching dysentery head. Wearing a hat, too.
A helpless move...
Ye Xiao sighed. Damn it, the previous owner of his body was a weird person. Coincidentally, the friends he made were also weird people!