Chapter seven hundred and forty first unequal treaty
Immediately, a clear realization came to a certain cat's mind: Huohuo, that's not what he meant, right?!!
"I'm a cat, at least that's what it looks like! Have you ever seen a cat eating steamed buns?" The second-rate guy really wanted to slap the plate of steamed buns on Ye Xiao's face.
Who is the second-rate person?
Actually feeding a newborn cat steamed buns...
Only the purest idiots can do this.
"Secret!" Ye Xiao said.
The idiot lowered his ears and ignored it, pretending he didn't hear it.
This is the name your master has given you. If you dare not agree, I will keep calling you.
Until you agree.
Let’s see who is more stubborn than who?!
When Ye Xiao finally called seventy-nine times, the idiot finally raised his head. He was so weak that he let out a "meow" with all his heart and soul. It finally figured out that if he didn't agree, what could this guy do?
He didn’t say anything to himself, he just called me by his name until the end of time!
That's all, I'm afraid of you...you're a stubborn person!
"Secret!" Ye Xiao shouted again.
"Meow." The idiot quickly agreed with his head downcast.
Master, please stop shouting. Even if you don’t find it annoying, I will collapse...
"You idiot, are you hungry? Do you want to eat steamed buns? You don't eat steamed buns? Is it because you're not hungry or you don't eat steamed buns?" Ye Xiao asked.
"Meow……"
"You can't just meow. You have to make it clear whether you want to eat or not. If you don't tell me clearly, how can I know whether you are eating or not? Only when you tell me clearly can I know what you are."
To eat or not to eat…”
Damn it, how can this girl be so verbose? Do you dare to be more verbose? I can’t stand it!
"Meow meow!"
"Well, I know, you don't eat steamed buns, how about you eat beef?"
"Meow?!"
"Eat mutton?"
"Meow?!"
"Eating pork?"
"Meow..." The second-rate guy was completely speechless.
I'm going crazy, I'm going crazy, why would I have such a master?
God, please open your eyes and let down a lightning bolt of annihilation to kill this bastard!
Ye Xiaowu kept asking with great interest: "How about eating horse meat?"
"Meow~~~~" The idiot covered his face with his two paws and turned his stomach in agony. His belly was bulging; he really didn't know what to say.
Besides meat...can you say anything else? Can you not?!
"Eat donkey meat?" Ye Xiao asked enthusiastically.
"Meow~ow~"
"Holy crap, why are you so difficult to take care of? You won't eat this or that. What on earth do you eat? Human flesh?" Ye Xiao asked, seemingly crazy.
The idiot finally couldn't stand it any longer, and suddenly a grunt stood up. His cat eyes were very humane, staring at Ye Xiao with disdain, and said softly: "Idiot! I eat fish! Eat fish meat!"
Ye Xiao immediately slapped him: "You know how to talk but didn't say it earlier? Meow, meow, meow! Are you trying to play with your personality with me?!"
The idiot was caught off guard and was slapped to the ground. He rolled several times with a grunt. He was stunned for a moment, and then all the hair on his body exploded.
"Meow~~~" The idiot's anger arose from his heart and turned to his courage, and his fury reached to the sky!
You dare to hit me.
Just when he was about to attack, he saw Ye Xiao slap him again: "What are you meowing for? You still refuse to accept the beating? You dare to show your teeth to me, right? You can't talk normally? You have to meow... who can?"
Do you understand how you meow? Believe it or not, I changed your name to cat shit!"
Hearing this, Mr. Erhuo was even more furious. He jumped up and waved his two little paws, showing his indignation. He also meowed with excitement; but then he was grabbed by Ye Xiao.
The fur on the back of his head was pulled all over.
As a result, a certain cat suddenly turned into an empty sack, hanging limply in the air, with all four claws hanging down, like a prisoner who had committed a crime and was waiting for trial.
This is the most vulnerable part of a cat's body. Once someone grabs the piece of fur on the back of the neck, it is a very powerful thing that cannot be used.
The bastard was picked up by Ye Xiao, and the arrogance of his teeth and claws that was about to explode suddenly turned into a pitiful one. He acted cute, lowered his head, but kept turning his eyes upward, wanting to see Ye Xiao's face and express his feelings.
Willingness to beg for mercy.
I am really too careless...
Ye Xiao held Erguo in his hand and dangled it, and tapped Erguo's wet little nose with one finger again and again: "Are you still meowing? Tell me, are you convinced? Are you convinced?
?How dare you get angry with the owner with all your teeth and claws! You are so bold! Tell me, do you want to change your name to Cat Shit?!"
The idiot's limbs were drooping and his head was drooping. His vitals were being held. Not only was he unable to struggle at all, he was pitifully unable to move at all, just like a salted fish that had been dried and hung up...
Huh... I think of salted fish;
The second-rate guy was suddenly being carried like this and his saliva was drooling out.
"Meow meow... I want to eat fish... I will eat fish meat..."
Erhuo was already bursting into tears at this moment.
"Tell me, are you convinced yet?" Ye Xiao asked.
"Meow~~" A certain cat looked pitiful.
"Are you convinced? Still not convinced?"
"Meow……"
Under Marshal Ye's powerful coercion, the idiots humbly signed an alliance under the city.
For example, you must be obedient, for example, you must obey your master; for example, even if you don’t open your mouth to speak when no one is around, you can still speak with your thoughts, but you must not meow!
On the contrary, when there are people around, you must meow! You cannot talk!
There are also several clauses like this, many jumps in inequality...
Ye Xiaoyi left Yu Yong to pursue the enemy and took advantage of the victory, signing all the conceivable conditions into a treaty.
Later, even the unbelievable and completely unattainable conditions like 'If you get something delicious, give it to the master first to eat! If you get something interesting, give it to the master to play with first...', they forced the idiot to bow his head and agree...
So much so that after being put down by Ye Xiao, the second-rate guy was still in a listless state, lying on the ground pretending to be dead.
I regret it, meow...
How could someone treat this lovely lord like this?!
This guy is so hateful, meow...
Ye Xiao didn't take it seriously when he saw this little guy pretending to be dead. He casually held it in his hands and stroked it. No matter how much he teased it, the bastard would not raise his head or open his eyes. Huh, you offended me so much, I don't want it.
Pay attention to you!
This cat is also a dignified cat!
It shrank in Ye Xiao's arms with dull eyes, one of its snow-white paws unconsciously stroking its few beards; it looked sick and motionless, but it was thinking in its heart: what should be used and what means should be used